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    GOATroppolo Presents: Sherman, An Expose

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    Some brilliant exerts from Peter King’s brilliant expose on the Richard Sherman signing: 1. “We’re on the 1-yard line here!” 49ers GM John Lynch said late Saturday afternoon to the free-agent corner he was recruiting, Richard Sherman. “We can do this! We can put this in the end zone!” Sherman smiled. “I’ve been at the…

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    GOATroppolo’s Random Thoughts

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    – Patriots got the 43rd pick trading GOATroppolo. Bills got the 65th pick for trading Tyrod. Bravo Bills. Bravo Lynch. – Buffalo trading Tyrod means they will be drafting a QB in the upcoming draft. Since they pick 21st and 22nd it means they will be looking to trade up to around a top 10…

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    KEAL’S HOT TAKES ON CARDINALS’ QB OPTIONS

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    FREE AGENTS / TRADES KIRK COUSINS Strengths: INCREDIBLY adept at making obscene amounts of money. He’s an earner. Seems to throw for lots of yards. Has his own tag line. Weaknesses: Overrated nerd. Probably believes in Jesus Odds of acquiring: 20% SAM BRADFORD Strengths: Can look off two safeties simultaneously. Lots of starts under his…

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    MOUTH SORE PRESENTS: Seahawk Homer Logic in a Nutshell

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    So wait, let me get Seahawks homer logic straight… In 2017 you back into a playoff win against the Vikings because their Kicker, Blair Walsh, misses a field goal. An offseason later, your GM John Schneider (who you say is a genius) responds to that event by signing that very same Kicker. Now, you’re going…

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    GOOD BOY PRESENTS: SKA NICKNAME INDEX

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    SAVE THIS IN YOUR BOOKMARKS IN CASE YOU EVER GET CONFUSED ON WHO WE ARE REFERRING TO THESE ARE THE NICKNAMES EVERYONE HAS EARNED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. MFA: 2Legit Kill Sauce BKOB: Earthy Girthy Lisa: Mommy Wommy Basement Fuck Zippy: Jew Boy Shopping Cart Bader: Cucktober Fest Tribe: Anal Ease Nav: Water Lips Vegas: Big…

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