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Thoughts on NFL Top 100 List: NFCW

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By DGDUB The NFC West has 13 players ranked in this years NFL Top 100 list, which is voted on by fellow NFL players. All lists that rank professional sports athletes in a specific order are bound to create debate. This list is no different. Who got hosed? Who’s too high, or too low? Looking…

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Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks

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WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s Fourth of July fireworks displays. “Though we recognize we have not always demonstrated the most poise and self-control on this particular holiday, we want to assure…

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ESPN: PATRICK PETERSON–THE DIABEETUS

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Josh Weinfuss, ESPN Staff Writer TEMPE, Ariz. — When Patrick Peterson reports for the Arizona Cardinals‘ training camp next month, he’ll leave the sweets at home. Lowering his sugar intake was one of the most significant byproducts of Peterson getting diagnosed with diabetes last season, he told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder on Thursday at the Drew Brees…

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Ranking the NFL’s Best General Managers

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A Draft Trade Value Study Now that that 2015 NFL Draft has come to a close, I thought it would be useful to spend some time analyzing some history and ranking our favorite (and least favorite) general managers. Everyone wants their favorite team’s general manager to handle the draft like an expert, and ensure that…

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SILENT BOB SPEAKS!… AND IT’S TERRIBLE

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After many requests to hear my life story, I have still decided (in the words of Brew) that “I do not have time for all of that”. However I figured I could at least appease the many fans of the Zorstique’s Update of the Day, and provide (in chronological order) the updates thus far. I…

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