Arizona Cardinals

NFC WEST: 4 TEAMS / 34 PLAYERS

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Here are the glorious picks for the NFC West teams we love. Over all, the main positions of need were addressed by each of the teams.  There were a few curious picks, but that is expected when the picks are rolling in fast and furious day #3 of the draft.     Arizona Cardinals RD(PK)…

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The Earth is Flat and Rests on the Back of a Giant Stack of Turtles. Turtles, All the Way Down

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Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

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MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3 VOL 3: 3rd AND LONG

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The draft is next week. We’ve all seen plenty of mock drafts at this point, all of which will be wrong to some degree. And despite the fact that a couple of smartasses with bear and horned-horse avatars will pretend to know what will happen, even people who are paid 6 figures to produce mock…

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3 Players / 3 Rounds: Cardinals

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The Arizona Cardinals. A team that has tasted one SB appearance many years ago. Hungry to get back to the big game. During the off-season, they lost a talented CB, DE/DT and talented defensive coordinator. The NFCW has reloaded around them, with the Rams and Seahawks already loaded with talent. Even the 49ers might sneak…

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The Rise and Fall of an Internet Assassin

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aka The MFA Story: by MHB All of us are well versed in the tale of Icarus flying too close to the Sun.  Actually, this is SKA.  Most of you feckless heathens haven’t opened literature that wasn’t court-mandated since you left High School early to stock milk at the neighborhood grocery store. The Crayola version…

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