Arizona Cardinals

    OSS: Older than Dirt

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    An American man who claims to be the longest living human in recorded history has described how he “just wants to die”. OSS, from Bremerton Washington, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card. Now officials at the local record office say they have finally been able…

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    Ricardo Lockette, in his own words

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    This is a nice read. Anyone who follows sports will appreciate the athletes a little more after reading this. “Am I About to Die?”

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    A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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    What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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    OLIVER PRESENTS: Why Your Fans Suck – NFC West Edition

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    Politics, geography, and the NBA playoffs are all fun, but at the end of the day, we are all football fans here. This division is full of crazy fans that have no reason to be this way. Here is why fans of the NFC West suck. Why Cardinals fans suck Cardinal fans are like that…

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    Oliver’s Game By Game Predictions: Cardinals

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    It is officially prediction season, where if I’m right, I get to brag about it, but if I’m wrong, trolls will eat me alive. Let’s do some game by game NFC West predictions. I’ll go in alphabetical order, starting with the Cardinals. Week 1: New England Patriots at Arizona Cardinals The first week of the…

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