Maynard Presents: Bob. Zorstique. The Man. The Myth. The article reader.

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I submit to you an ode to a man, silent but with much to say and more importantly much to learn. No SKA article is too dumb, offensive or plain ridiculous for him to read. None too abrasive or childish for him to like. No, this man likes your articles, even when someone puts out an article about the Dynasty That Never Was: A Seahawks Story (Look for this short story to hit bookstores near you) that rips his beloved team he still likes it.

While he longs for the days of the overly bias Knowledge articles to return he remains satisfied with the current SKA content, most of which makes no sense. From Oliver’s bad predictions, NAV’s endless rants, DG’s takes on CFB or some shit K1 wrote about that no one remembers, Bob read it. Although Bob, to this writer’s recollection has never written an article he remains the blogs biggest supporter of them. While most of us would just rather cease the abortion of content SKA usually posts, Bob relishes in them. I’ll keep this thing short and sweet so that Bob can read this many times through with a quiet pat on his own back.

Here’s to you Bob. DILLY DILLY!

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