Before I begin:
KEAL FUCKIN POST VEGAS ARTICLE. HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR A WEEK. YOU POSTED OLIVERS PIECE OF SHIT PREDICTIONS, DUB PRETENDING TO KNOW COLLEGE FOOTBALL, AND YOU WILL POST MY DUMBASS ARTICLE.
…All before you post Vegas article.
We are going to pretend that we would not be on other blogs. The only blog we use is SKA. Fuck everything else. I’ll begin with myself. Without SKA I may have actually had a productive career, without the distraction of getting into internet fights. Or maybe I would be even more of a wreck, and the anger I use on SKA would be used to physically destroy stuff. * Smashes laptop. Maybe I should leave the blog for six weeks and find out. I also start screaming out insults at the Oakland A’s in random public places.
Without SKA our good friend Split Hat, would have even more time to cheat on his poor wife. He is the worse house husband ever. Split hat would also go up to random people on the street and tell them how much he likes the A’s and Giants. Hopefully one of those people would then punch him in the face. Speaking of going up to random people. I envision Bob going up to random people in Seattle and telling them to be safe. He would also be reading a lot more, because Bob loves reading.
4905 would be working on more house projects, and telling people how much he hates California and MOONBEAM. MOONBEAM is a mother fuckin bitch. The biggest bitch in all of California. Scotti would stalk Jake Browning across the University of Washington campus. That would either end with Jake hiring Scotti as his personal assistant, or Jake getting a restraining order on Scotti, and Scotti having to stay 500 feet away from Mr. Browning at all times. Did I mention Scotti loves Jake Browning?
Bader would be drunk, wait he’s always drunk anyways. Instead of complaining about hangovers on SKA, he would be complaining to his co-workers about hangovers. That probably would not end well. Speaking of drunks Keal would continue drinking tall warm beers. Not having to run a site, he would have more time for video games. In fact a lot of SKA members would play video games all day.
The biggest losers of losing SKA would be members of the NFC East board. They spend all their time crying like bitches about petty shit, and being SOFT. Without having the ability to block SKA members they would play office politics. Some co-workers would have enough of their shit and they get embarrassed er called out in front of the entire office. They also get beaten up more, because you know the NFC East Board is soft as shit. They play games like they are in the 3rd grade. They also go running to the teacher like they are Randall from the Disney show Recess. I think they will now all block me. They block everyone else, like they are Tim Kawakami.
Lets talk about Tribe. I don’t know if Tribe is so angry because of stuff said on SKA, or he is just a angry person in general. Maybe if he didn’t see comments from KZ, and Dub he would not say the extreme stuff he says. Yet again Trump would still be president. Fuck it, Tribe would be a member of ISIS. He be in the Middle East training for his mission. Speaking of Uncle Dub, he would follow each of the 69 teams he roots for across the nation. Stop rooting for so many teams you redneck!
Loyal would talk to his professors about the Rams. Annoying them to a point where they all give Loyal an F. K1 would have a stroke. Toodlum would be even more rude. I Kitten would have more children out of wedlock. ReTodd would still be dumb as rocks. All of us be more even more self destructive.
