…Will Doug Marrone revolutionize the NFL?
Thoughts from select Packers fan.
About this time last week, I made a statement that I felt the Jaguars offense was rather one dimensional and that my Rams defense would probably be able to shut them down. Upon making this statement, I spent the next 45 minutes being accosted by Packer fans. These fans shall remain nameless, but one might have a slight interest in pineapples and the other has spent the past week trying to remove and donate his collarbone.
The following points were made, ad nauseam, for the proceeding 45 minutes but I will spare the reader the anguish I had to endure.
- The Jaguars don’t need to pass the ball because Fournette will just run for 250 yards a game
- The Jaguars defense will account for at least 5-6 turnovers, and maybe a score or two every game
- Doug Marrone is probably the Coach of the Year for re-inventing 21st century NFL football.
The final score of the Rams/Jaguars game was 27-17. After letting up a 75 yard run to Fournette on the Jags first offensive play of the game, I obviously became triggered and briefly wondered if all the insane commentary I endured was becoming some sort of hellish reality. Luckily, the Rams defense was able to rebound and hold Fournette to 50 yards on his next 20 carriers. Meanwhile, Wade Phillips was able to destroy the Jaguars one dimensional offense as I predicted. While being outstanding against the pass, the Jaguars somehow are maybe the league’s worst run defense.
This all being said, it looks like Doug Marrone will probably not be winning coach of the year. I do wonder though if recent events in Green Bay will be causing some kind of mass exodus to northern Florida to fill the Jaguars stadium. Maybe this was all some kind of ploy by certain Packers fans to jump ship because they knew Rodgers was taking a beating? Who knows. But one thing we can all agree on is that the artist formerly known as Nav needs to get back to his Friday rants ASAP.
Oh and I never want to see Leonard Fournette line up against my team ever again, there’s a decent chance he is the antichrist
