The Real BKOB Report – Week 9 Edition

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    GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!

    Another thrilling week of NFCW Football is in the books, and we can now look forward to another thrilling week of Niner fans trying to convince Nav that 0-9 is acceptable. They’ve been emotionally neutered by Jed York’s ineptitude, and they’ve forgotten how to be fans. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad… On second thought, no, it’s funny.

    The 49ers have beaten one team in the past 701 days.

    Look on the bright side, Nav – Pitchers and Catchers report in ten weeks! Stay strong!!

    And now, Knowledge Seekers, the moment you’ve all been waiting for… STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
    J Goff – 147/244 (60.2%) 2,030 yds, 8.3 ypa, 13td, 4 int, 97.9 rtg
    R Wilson – 188/303 (62.0%) 2,305 yds, 7.6 ypa, 17 td, 6 int, 95.9 rtg
    C Beathard – 82/161 (50.9%) 941 yds, 5.8 ypa, 2 td, 4 int, 62.7 rtg
    D Stanton – 20/44 (45.5%) 267 yds, 6.1 ypa, 2 td, 2 int, 61.5 rtg

    NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
    T Gurley – 161 att, 686 yds, 4.3 ypc, 7 td, 5 fum
    C Hyde – 124 att, 494 yds, 4.0 ypc, 4 td, 1 fum
    A Peterson – 74 att, 314 yds, 4.2 ypc, 2 td, 1 fum
    E Lacy – 48 att, 128 yds, 2.7 ypc, 0 td, 0 fum

    What’s Changed?
    We’re a little more than halfway through the 2017 Season, and for the first time in the history of Knowledge I’ve been forced to publish a Table that features the Rams atop the Division. Wait, did I just say that? Let me double-check that, brb.

    Ok, yeah. The Rams. Weird.

    Not only that, they have the top ranked NFCW QB (barely) and the top ranked RB, AND a Top 10 Scoring Defense ANDAND they’re the #1 Scoring OFFENSE in the League?? This is a sad day for football. Fortunately I always keep an emergency cyanide capsule tucked in my cheek so I can bite down at a moment’s notice, but I think I’ll save that for a few more weeks.

    My Analysis
    Discussing the Rams makes me feel awful, so let’s get to what everyone’s been talking about since Sunday afternoon: The Seahawks’ prolific Passing Offense. Led by the greatest guy in the world – Russell Carrington Wilson. He’s 2nd in the league in Passing Yards per Game and 3rd in Passing TDs per Game. Adu, explain yourself.

    See what happens when you give him AVERAGE pass protection?

    He’s done all of this while moonlighting as the team’s leading Rusher. It’s like somebody combined Peyton Manning with Jim Brown, only better because Russell has a higher Career Pass Rating than Manning, and a higher Yards/Carry Average than Jim Brown. I’m starting to like this guy.

    This week the Seahawks face an opponent who is inferior to them in 13 of the 14 statistical categories that are measured by the BKOB Report. The Tables know all!!

    And now, how about your feedback? Did you run toward the Knowledge Tables with the same excitement as a lover rushing to the beloved? Because I sure did!

    Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..

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