GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
I’ve been hard at work in my Knowledge Cave, even with apocalyptic storms, massive power outages and marauding hoards of Knowledge Haters trying to sabotage me every chance they get. The Real BKOB Report will always prevail!!
Now, let’s all enjoy a nice heap of… STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
J Goff – 172/281 (61.2%) 2,385 yds, 8.5 ypa, 16td, 4 int, 101.5 rtg
R Wilson – 210/335 (62.7%) 2,543 yds, 7.6 ypa, 19 td, 6 int, 97.4 rtg
C Beathard – 101/186 (54.3%) 1,229 yds, 6.6 ypa, 4 td, 5 int, 70.8 rtg
D Stanton – 44/91 (48.4%) 540 yds, 5.9 ypa, 3 td, 2 int, 68.9 rtg
NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
T Gurley – 172 att, 754 yds, 4.4 ypc, 7 td, 5 fum
C Hyde – 141 att, 592 yds, 4.2 ypc, 4 td, 1 fum
A Peterson – 95 att, 343 yds, 3.6 ypc, 2 td, 2 fum
R Wilson – 51 att, 290 yds, 5.7 ypc, 1 td, 4 fum
What’s Changed?
The Rams continue to put up deceptively good numbers in the Knowledge Tables. It goes against everything I believe in. These stats are like razor blades to my eyes.
Their remaining schedule is a veritable murderer’s row of 1st place teams who will no-doubt punish them for their crimes against Knowledge.
My Analysis
Of course, the big story on everyone’s mind is Russell Carrington Wilson’s incredible season. He has gained 85% of Seattle’s total yards, and scored 86% of their Touchdowns. I haven’t checked, but I assume that’s more than anyone else in the league by a lot. There’s a very real chance that he gains 5,000 total yards this season.
He also leads the league in toughness, having proven his concussion-proof durability once again. Even the independent neurologists on the sidelines are frozen in awe when faced with the magnitude of his greatness.
All of the teams ahead of the Seahawks in the NFC Playoff standings face each other in the coming weeks, and the Seahawks still have home games against the Eagles and the Rams. If Seattle handles their business like they usually do in the 2nd half of the season they can make a run towards a bye week and possibly home field advantage.
If there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years, it’s that with a living legend like Russell Carrington Wilson at the helm, nothing is impossible.
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Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………..
