The time has come to declare a winner in the SKA Election. Many votes were cast, and many more were recorded. People both deceased and alive voted, some more than once. It was a truly incredible experience to be able to manage this election. Here are the vote totals:
Mosley: Himself 2x
Ron: Lisa/Rant
Mars: Lisa/Rant
FJY: Himself 2x
Jive: Rant/Lisa
Juju: Himself
Yoshii: FJY
ReTodd: Sc0tti/Zippy
MFA: Himself
Monz: Dubs/Rant
KZ: Lisa/Rant
Jordy: Sc0tti/Rant
Vegas: Himself for libtards
Too Short: Keal
Bader: Lisa/Zippy
4905: Lisa/Too Short
sc0tti: Himself 2x
Munky: Lisa/MFA
Dubs: Himself
Tribe: Himself/Lisa
Beaster: Abstain FJY
Lisa: Abstain FJY
Stelter: Bob 2x
Justin: Abstain FJY
Rant: FJY
OMGZ: Mosley
Cocktoasten: Mosley
Special dump truck: Mosley x1500 for Libtard Leader
SteelersDepot: CK x1000, but they voted for him to go to prison. Not sure where to go with this one.
FYS: Agree to be paid an undisclosed amount to take Juju back in exchange for 100 votes for Mosley
Undisclosed briefcase: FJY x1500 for MAGA Supreme Leader
Therefore, with the special votes the rest of them are irrelevant. Your winners are:
- Mosley for Libtard Leader
- FJY for Supreme MAGA Leader
Congratulations to the winners, they truly separated themselves from the pack. The positions are for the rest of their natural lives. So there will be no Article II, no recount, and no investigations into anything. Depending on where your political biases lay, you have a new leader and you will obey them. God Bless SKA God Bless America