Bader is a Dick Faced Buffoon
Who lies constantly about his life
His own Mother could not stand him
Neither can his wife
He comes on SKA everyday
With new falsehoods galore
And Keal eats it up always
But to him seems more like a chore
There really is not one as dumb as him
Believe me they have tried
To find another more laughable
They searched the globe far and wide
He works as a financial ANALyst
Who stumbles adding 2+2
In all honesty his boss would revere
A chimp from the Austin zoo
His looks are nothing to consider
Because he landed on his face
When the doctor cut the umbilical cord
And dropped him all over the place
He thinks he is a stud with the ladies
But this could not be more wrong
When he looks at himself in a mirror
The reflection comes back Kim Jong
His self esteem is really zero
And he looks for accolades for months
By trolling like a dork on SKA
And those paying homage to this dunce
So those who think Bader is the shit
Need to get a better life
And find another male geek to bow down to
They can call their wife
