The Real BKOB Report – 2024 – Week 4 Edition

Sound the flute

Blow the horn

Pluck the lute

BKOB retorns!!

That is correct, Knowledge Seekers – the rumors were true, your dreams have become reality, and all of our lives are now vastly improved!! Knowledge Season is upon us!!

It is my understanding that there are multitudes of new SKA members from across the globe, all of whom share one thing in common: they ALL demand MORE NFCW KNOWLEDGE!! These new readers may not yet be familiar with the ways of the BKOB Report, so I’ve provided the following “Questions that are Asked Frequently” section – or as I like to call it, “QAF”

Q: Why Tuesdays?

A: How dare you question me.

Q: Why wait until after Week 4?

A: I am a 20x Golden Boner Award winning sports genius, I think I know what I’m doing.

Q: “Week 4 Edition”? Isn’t it Week 5, now?

A: That does it, this QAF is over!!

And now you’re all caught up on BKOB Report lore. So let’s get to the STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B Purdy* – 84/122 (68.9%) 1,130 yds, 9.3 ypa, 5 td, 2 int, 104.9 rtg

K Murray – 75/108 (69.4%) 777 yds, 7.2 ypa, 6 td, 1 int, 104.6 rtg

J Mason – 91 att, 447 yds, 4.9 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum

J Conner – 64 att, 293 yds, 4.6 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum

K Williams – 73 att, 258 yds, 3.5 ypa, 5 td, 0 fum

Z Charbonnet – 42 att, 156 yds, 3.7 ypa, 3 td, 0 fum
B Purdy – 18 att, 75 yds, 4.2 ypa, 0 td, 2 fum

R Rivers – 10 att, 51 yds, 5.1 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum

J Smith-Njigba – 25 rec, 33 tgt, 226 yds, 9.0 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
T Atwell – 11 rec, 15 tgt, 223 yds, 20.3 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum

D Samuel – 16 rec, 24 tgt, 222 yds, 13.9 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum

D Robinson – 9 rec, 18 tgt, 161 yds, 17.9ypr, 0 td, 0 fum

C Kupp – 18 rec, 27 tgt, 147 yds, 8.2 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum

M Wilson – 14 rec, 20 tgt, 138 yds, 9.9 ypr, 1 td, 1 fum

G Dortch – 15 rec, 20 tgt, 131 yds, 8.7 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum

My Analysis:
The Seahawks will own this Division forever – and not just because of this year’s standings, but because it is their destiny. Don’t believe me? Here, have some MORE KNOWLEDGE:

The Seahawks also have a winning record against each of the other NFCW teams. So, yeah.

“But wait,” many of you are now interjecting. “Aren’t you going to overreact to the most recent game for each team – like some kind of wannabe Skip Bayless – as if one game can define a team or a season?” I’m glad you asked that, Adu. The BKOB Report has always been about the big picture. We track the stats and rankings throughout the season and use color-coded highlighting. That way you can tell at a glance what every NFCW team is good at, and what they’re bad at. The First Place Seahawks are currently dripping with Yellow Highlighting, with not a speck of red anywhere in sight. As an unbiased sports journalist, I think they’re going to be just fine.