The Real BKOB Report – 2024 – Week 14 Edition

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    GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!

    The 49ers picked up a rare victory this weekend. I’m hoping that means MORE COMMENTS on SKA’s NFCW articles. Don’t think those two things are related? Well, talk to the Table, Brochacho!

    As you can see, SKA participation rates plummet as SF’s record gets worse and worse. Thanks, Brock. Particularly devastating was SF’s Week 10 loss at the hands of the Seattle Seahawks, when Geno Smith effectively ended their season with his last-minute heroics. Apparently some people don’t appreciate NFCW greatness. If that’s the case, then this article might not be for you.

    We’re entering the home-stretch of this NFCW Season, and the mad dash for the Division Title has become a full sprint to the finish line! One mis-step can doom an entire franchise to Playofflessness. As an unbiased Sports Genius, I’m hoping that franchise is the Rams.

    Now let’s get to everyone’s favorite part of the article: STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NFCW Quarterbacks (Ranked by Passer Rating)
    B Purdy – 233/349 (66.8%) 3,032 yds, 8.7 ypa, 15 td, 8 int, 98.7 rtg
    M Stafford – 293/439 (66.7%) 3,303 yds, 7.5 ypa, 19 td, 7 int, 96.8 rtg
    K Murray – 271/396 (68.4%) 2,862 yds, 7.2 ypa, 15 td, 8 int, 93.4 rtg
    G Smith – 324/466 (69.5%), 3,474 yds, 7.5 ypa, 14 td, 12 int, 90.4 rtg

    NFCW Rushers (Ranked by Rushing Yards)
    K Williams – 251 att, 1,013 yds, 4.0 ypa, 12 td, 5 fum
    J Conner – 201 att, 863 yds, 4.3 ypa, 5 td, 2 fum
    J Mason – 153 att, 789 yds, 5.2 ypa, 3 td, 3 fum
    K Walker – 145 att, 542 yds, 3.7 ypa, 7 td, 1 fum
    K Murray – 58 att, 444 yds, 7.7 ypa, 4 td, 4 fum
    Z Charbonnet – 97 att, 400 yds, 4.1 ypa, 7 td 0 fum
    I Guerendo – 57 att, 324 yds, 5.2 ypa, 3 td, 3 fum
    B Corum – 45 att, 182 yds, 4.0 ypa, 0 td, 0 fum

    NFCW Receivers (Ranked by Receiving Yards)
    J Smith-Njigba – 75 rec, 102 tgt, 911 yds, 12.1 ypr, 5 td, 1 fum
    T McBride – 80 rec, 106 tgt, 851 yds, 10.6 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
    D Metcalf – 54 rec, 90 tgt, 812 yds, 15.0 ypr, 3 td, 2 fum
    G Kittle – 56 rec, 67 tgt, 800 yds, 14.3 ypr, 8 td, 0 fum
    J Jennings – 57 rec, 78 tgt, 774 yds, 13.6 ypr, 6 td, 0 fum
    P Nacua – 54 rec, 75 tgt, 708 yds, 13.1 ypr, 3 td, 0 fum
    C Kupp – 63 rec, 91 tgt, 657 yds, 10.4 ypr, 6 td, 1 fum
    M Harrison Jr – 45 rec, 86 tgt, 655 yds, 14.6 ypr, 7 td, 1 fum
    D Samuel – 40 rec, 64 tgt, 553 yds, 13.8 ypr, 1 td, 0 fum
    T Lockett – 41 rec, 63 tgt, 511 yds, 12.5 ypr, 2 td, 0 fum
    T Atwell – 35 rec, 50 tgt, 507 yds, 14.5 ypr, 0 td, 0 fum
    M Wilson – 39 rec, 58 tgt, 473 yds, 12.1 ypr, 4 td, 1 fum

    My Analysis:

    The Mighty Seattle Seahawks continue to rise to the top of the NFCW, and I think we can all be happy about that. They’ve won 4 games in a row and 3 consecutive victories over their Divisional “rivals”. Feels good.

    In the coming weeks they can prove they’re not just the best in the Division, but one of the best teams in the NFC. Their Defense has found their stride at just the right time, and if they keep it up there’s no reason they can’t hang with the top teams in the Conference. See for yourself:

    Now is a good time for a team to be playing their best ball, and there’s only one NFCW team who matches that description. Onward and upward, Knowledge Seekers!!

    And now, how about your feedback? This was perhaps the most informative BKOB Report of the 2024 Season. Let us know how much you appreciate my Knowledge in the Comments Section below!!

    Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………

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