GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Oh yes. The Real BKOB Report is back, Ladies and Gentlekrunks. No bits, no gimmicks, just straight up NFCW Stats & Rankings straight from the Knowledge Tables!! Prepare the Golden Boner for imminent deployment.
Can you believe it’s Week 5 already, SKA Users?? Time sure does fly when you’re defending a Lombardi Trophy. It feels like just yesterday the Seahawks were smushing the 49ers like a bug, and now they already have a chance to do it again. Seahawks vs 49ers with the Division Lead on the line – these are the Tuesdays that SpikedKoolAid.com was built for, and we thank you for joining us.
The Niners have one injured player, which means that a blowout loss would not be entirely unacceptable to the players and coaching staff. That takes some of the pressure off and permits them to enjoy their “We Were Gunna Win the SB” Title, like every other year.
But I’ve already gotten ahead of myself. Let’s look at them STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW QBs (ranked by Passer Rating)
D Lock – 35/48 (72.9%) 422 yds, 8.8 ypa, 4 td, 0 int, 127.3 rtg
B Purdy – 79/113 (69.9%) 1,007 yds, 8.9 ypa, 11 td, 1 int, 126.2
S Darnold – 45/69 (65.2%) 560 yds, 8.1 ypa, 6 td, 3 int, 101.1
J Brissett – 103/152 (67.8%) 818 yds, 5.4 ypa, 6 td, 4 int, 83.2
M Stafford – 99/162 (61.1%) 1,189 yds, 7.3 ypa, 6 td, 6 int, 80.5
NFCW RBs (ranked by Rushing Yards)
K Williams – 54 att, 294 yds, 5.4 ypa, 3 td, 1 fum
J Love – 55 att, 223 yds, 4.1 ypa, 1 td, 0 fum
C McCaffrey – 50 att, 218 yds, 4.4 ypa, 4 td, 0 fum
E Wilson – 53 att, 190 yds, 3.6 ypa, 1 td, 1 fum
NFCW Receivers (ranked by Receiving Yards)
J Smith-Njigba – 37 rec, 41 tgt, 481 yds, 15.0 ypr, 6 td
D Adams – 22 rec, 38 tgt, 390 yds, 17.7 ypr, 2 td
M Wilson – 25 rec, 44 tgt, 258 yds, 10.3 ypr, 2 td
G Kittle – 16 rec, 22 tgt, 244 yds, 15.3 ypr, 4 td
T McBride – 33 rec, 45 tgt, 242 yds, 7.3 ypr, 2 td
M Evans – 17 rec, 24 tgt, 213 yds, 12.5 ypr, 2 td
P Nacua – 14 rec, 21 tgt, 199 yds, 14.2 ypr, 0 td
C Kupp – 9 rec, 12 tgt, 114 yds, 12.7 ypr, 1 td
My Analysis
As you can see, last year’s punching-bags – the San Francisco 49ers – are TECHNICALLY off to a good start. They temporarily hold the top spot in the Division Rankings, but so what?? Yellow Highlighting has always the greatest indicator of success in this Division, and the Seahawks have got it. They also have the #1 Defense and the Highest Rated Passer in the Division – Drew Lock’s 127.3 passer rating is the highest ranking Week 5 debut for an NFCW Passer since Russell Carrington HOFer Wilson’s legendary 2020 campaign (129.8). Truly rarified air!! Great work, young man.
Elsewhere in the Division, the So-Called “Rams” have clawed and scratched their way to a .500 record after trying to buy another SB Title – just like the Fake Knowledge Mainstream Media predicted. They have the Division’s top rushing attack, a top WR and a top Defense. I wonder what the issue could be *thinking face emoji*. We all know what happens to former HOF QBs who finish their careers on a down-note around here
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