GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY-ISH AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Another exciting weekend of SpikedKoolAid action is in the books, and this was one for the ages! Week Six’s matchups included a crestfallen former-contender, with their season on the ropes. Their only hope was to take advantage of a “winnable” match-up, but squandered the game away in the end – dooming themselves to a lost season of dejection, demoralization, and despair.
You can’t keep the Knowledge Seekers down!!
Now let’s something something STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NFCW QBs (ranked by Passer Rating)
D Lock – 35/48 (72.9%) 422 yds, 8.8 ypa, 4 td, 0 int, 127.3 rtg
B Purdy – 119/171 (69.6%) 1,460 yds, 8.5 ypa, 14 td, 2 int, 118.1 rtg
M Stafford – 164/249 (65.9%) 1,794 yds, 7.2 ypa, 11 td, 11 int, 91.7 rtg
J Brissett – 156/234 (66.7%) 1,328 yds, 5.7 ypa, 9 td, 6 int, 83.4 rtg
S Darnold – 90/149 (60.4%) 1,033 yds. 6.9 ypa, 7 td, 7 int, 77.4 rtg
NFCW RBs (ranked by Rushing Yards)
K Williams – 80 att, 393 yds, 4.9 ypa, 4 td, 1 fum
C McCaffrey – 77 att, 350 yds, 4.5 ypa, 7 td, 0 fum
E Wilson – 87 att, 303 yds, 3.5 ypa, 2 td, 2 fum
J Love – 67 att, 245 yds, 3.7 ypa, 1 td, 0 fum
NFCW Receivers (ranked by Receiving Yards)
J Smith-Njibga – 49 rec, 65 tgt, 717 yds, 14.6 ypr, 7 td
D Adams – 30 rec, 49 tgt, 480 yds, 16.0 ypr, 4 td
M Evans – 27 rec, 39 tgt, 420 yds, 15.6 ypr, 3 td
P Nacua – 37 rec, 52 tgt, 417 yds, 11.3 ypr, 1 td
T McBride – 49 rec, 64 tgt, 361 yds, 7.4 ypr, 3 td
G Kittle – 26 rec, 36 tgt, 337 yds, 13.0 ypr, 5 td
M Wilson – 33 rec, 58 tgt, 320 yds, 9.7 ypr, 1 td
C Kupp – 16 rec, 24 tgt, 179 yds, 11.2 ypr, 1 td
My Analysis
The Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks remain a sleeping giant in the Division. Their incredible Defense is Top 10 in EVERY category – including 1st in Yards, Passing Yards and Takeaways. So what gives?
In their 3 losses, they’ve lost the Turnover battle 10-3. They’ve “allowed” 38 points on drives that began on their own end of the field… and STILL have only lost by an average margin of 2.7 ppg. So that’s kinda frustrating.
At least the problem is super obvious. If remedied, they would be winning these games in massive blowout fashion. They could hopefully start this week against the Chiefs, who currently have the #1 Offense, and the #2 scoring Defense in the League. Deep breaths, everyone.
And in other news, 38 year old NFC Championship-losing QB Matt Stafford is one game above .500 in his career. There’s a good chance he retires with a losing record, despite playing six seasons on a loaded Rams roster.
For reference, Russell Carrington HOFer Wilson could come out of retirement today and lose 39 consecutive games – and he would STILL have a better win% than the alleged “first ballot HOFer” Matthew Staffraud. That’s just one of those RW stats that sounds so unbelievable you kinda gloss right over it without realizing just how crazy it actually is.
But of course, the Fake Knowledge Media hasn’t learned from last year’s MVP voting catastrophe (you know my history with them). This year they’re pushing yet another phony “MVP” narrative on an undeserving NFCW QB – and no, it’s not Drew Lock.
Brock “Baby Jimmy” Purdy ranks 12th in Passing Yards per game, just ahead of Tyler Shough and Geno Smith. And this week he had 11 yards in the 4th quarter of a close game – essentially sabotaging the very teammates who have been carrying him all these years. How long before they revolt and put in the beloved backup Mac Jones? These conversations might pick up steam in the coming weeks.
And now, how about your feedback? Congratulations to all our AZ Cardinals fans on a big win this weekend, and thank you for your continuing support of The Real BKOB Report!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil…………………
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