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BEASTER PRESENTS: PLAGIARISM

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After months of avoiding the possible devastating impacts of the Covid pandemic on the NFL, the league and the NFL Players Association are finally at the bargaining table trying to sort things out. Both sides need some clarity on the issues- teams need to know rules for cap planning and budgeting and players need to…

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GHOST F TIGRE: SCARY SPOOKY SHIT FOR HALLOWEEN

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Some or most of you whipper-snappers may not be old enough to remember one of the spookiest games in history. It was a Monday Night Football game between the Packers and Bears. It was in 1994, and there was a sideways downpour which then morphed into such a thick fog, that the cameras could barely…

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DEAR POWER POSE FORUM…

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*Excerpts from a long forgotten erotic magazine column From M.H.B. in Pawtucket, NJ: Dear Power Pose Forum, I never thought It would happen to me.. It was just supposed to be another night in Vegas, the usual cavorting and carrying on. But this time was different. This time, Vegas was assertive. More alluring and irresistible…

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Briana Loves Mock Drafts and Cock Shafts

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1. CLE – Sam Darnold (QB, USC) 2. NYG – Bradley Chubb (DE, NC State) 3. NYJ (from IND) – Baker Mayfield (QB, Oklahoma) 4. CLE – Saquon Barkley (RB, Penn State) 5. BUF (from DEN) – Josh Allen (QB, Wyoming) 6. IND (from NYJ) – Quentin Nelson (OG, ND) 7. TB – Minkah Fitzpatrick…

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BABAJI PRESENTS: SKA Krunks Mock Draft

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All That you know, and all you all be Make up this great piling of common disease And if it came down to whittling down the pile There’d be certain pairings of suffering and smiles So here is a prediction of unions so stout Forever they’d prove everyone else missing out *SKA Draft Order was…

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