First of all, let me say that as a SKA writer, I’m completely fair and balanced and unbiased in my coverage, unlike SOME BIAS writers, and I also never miss deadlines. Even when they’re imposed without my knowledge, BOB.
So today, we’re going to talk about the dirtiest play in NFL history. As a reference point, lets use this play as an example of good clean football:
Can you honestly see anything dirty about that play? It was the 1980’s and before all these safety-minded rules were put in place softening the game, it was a totally legal, and normal hit and still is.
No, this is not the dirtiest play I’m referring to. I’m talking about the blatantly vicious and malicious cheating perpetrated by the Vikings last year on America’s favorite hero, Aaron Rodgers. I mean, just look at this egregious and deliberate attempt to ruin the Packers’ season:
What a classless move, blindsiding a defenseless player long after the ball had left his hand. He specifically sized Rodgers up, targeted him, and threw his weight on top of poor Aaron in a deliberate attempt to separate him from his career. What kind of monster does such a thing??
Martin was suspended two games for his little love-tap on poor little McMahon, while Whatsisname is still free to walk amongst us law-abiding folk like he isn’t the dangerous ticking timebomb that he most certainly is. Most serial-killers started with cheating at football, that’s just a FACT.
Comparing the two above plays, it’s clear which is worse. Yes, Jim McMahon’s career was effectively ended by the Martin tackle, but Rodgers missed 10 games, and any 10 games of Rodgers’ career are worth the entirety of McMahon’s.
In closing, I’d like to point out how the league is clearly out to get the Packers. The officials flagged Clay Mathews and gave the Vikings like 14 points last week because of this textbook legal tackle:
We can’t fucking have anything nice anymore.
