Greetings, Knowledge Seekers.
Last week’s Knowledge Excerpts were so wildly popular, many SKA users DEMANDED that I release Volume 2 as quickly as possible. I’ve never let you down before, and I’m not going to start now. This website may become an Excerpt-only Blog if Keal doesn’t return. Enjoy!
WEEK 9
Just another typical Tuesday, and all anyone wants to talk about is NFCW Stats and Rankings. And who could blame them?? The race for the Division is so close, it feels like a Civil War could break out at any moment! Razor thin margins, bold predictions from pundits, spectators displeased with their options, custom memes, data analytics, nutjobs arming themselves with Knowledge, etc. It can feel overwhelming.
Whatever happens, just remember that the multi-colored Charts and Tables will always be here for you. We’re going to be ok, Knowledge Seekers!!
WEEK 10
Let’s play a game, Knowledge Seekers. It’s called “Russell Wilson or Chuck Norris?” I’ll give a list of biographical facts, and you try and guess who I’m describing:
- His most recent Game Winning Drive has him tied with John Elway for 9th all time with 40. Three more and he’ll be tied with Brett Favre. (Hey, they were pretty good, right?)
- A potential 10th Pro Bowl Selection this season would break an existing tie with Elway, Dan Marino, Warren Moon, Fran Tarkenton and Norm Van Brocklin – and it would launch this person into the Top 5 all-time for QBs
- His career Passer Rating has rebounded (100.1), and he’s currently tied for 4th all-time in that category
- His next victory will be his 119th, breaking a tie with Johnny Unitas for 12th all-time (cool number)
- With 3 more TDs, he’ll have 343 and pass Fran Tarkenton for 12th all-time (oh yeah)
- And, oh yeah, he’s also 5th all-time in Rushing Yards per Attempt, cementing his legendary legacy as one of the few true dual-threat QBs in the game’s history
Have you locked in your answers?? It’s Russell Carrington Wilson!! We’d like to thank Chuck Norris for joining us this week. We had a lot of fun.
WEEK 11
Meanwhile, the Last Place 49ers are going nowhere fast, and it’s because of Kyle Shanahan and Brock Purdy. On paper, they appear to be a “successful” duo (other than the whole “Super Bowl” thing), but that’s because Purdy’s teammates have been carrying him for his entire career. Don’t believe me? Here’s some Supplemental Knowledge.
**Editor’s Note: Brock Purdy went 1-4 after this graphic was published.**
WEEK 12
The NFCW has always been such a vibrant backdrop for conflict. With so many diverse characters and personalities SpikedKoolAid.com, I’ve decided that we need our own movie poster.
Ladies and Gentlekrunks, I give you, SKA WARS!! Coming to a Comments Section near you. Rated PG-13
