bold
- adj.adjectiv
- Fearless and daring; courageous.
- Requiring or exhibiting courage or daring.
- Unduly forward and brazen; impudent.
- Strikingly different or unconventional; arresting or provocative
WEEK #1
I’m not going to lie to you fine people, I am phoning this week’s picks in. I know; it is week one, what can you expect going forward? Well, probably a lot of the same. The good news is that only one of you reads what I write anyway, and I just fucked him up by writing “one” instead of “1”. (Sorry bro)
Anyway, let’s get some preseason predictions out of the way. I’ll start, but I am making them up as I go. It is like a free writing exercise.
- A QB will have at least twice as many yards passing as Russell Wilson.
- Frank Gore has 1200+ yds rushing
- The single season sack record is broken this year.
- At least 5 QBs will have 4 INT games this season
- DeMarco Murray has less than 800 yds rushing
- The 49ers make the playoffs
Ok, onto the weekly stuff. I have a slightly fuller schedule than last year, so you guys lucked out and I likely won’t be writing much for the games. I’ll still throw out two BOLD predictions for each game (this week is kind of weak), and then you guys follow suit with your shitty predictions.
PITT @ NE
- Brady and BB want to taunt the world. Without Blount in the backfield, Brady throws at least 45 passes with 3 TDs
- Steelers have less than 100 yds rushing
IND @ BUF
- McCoy held under 50 total yards
- Phillip Dorsett scores a return TD and a receiving TD.
GB @ CHI
- Rodgers 300+ passing yards AND Lacy 100+ rushing.
- Davante Adams gets 2 TDs.
KC @ HOU
- Alex Smith throws 2 TDs to WRs.
- Jamal Charles 150+ total yards.
CAR @ JAX
- Cam gets 3 scores.
- Bortles has a better passer rating than Cam.
CLE @ NYJ
- Geno Smith has 3 passing TDs.
- Isaiah Crowell 125+ rush yards.
SEA @ STL
- Wilson has 2 INTs.
- Wilson sacked 6 times.
MIA @ WAS
- Jarvis Landry gets a return TD.
- Cousins throws 3 INTs.
NO @ ARI
- Palmer sacked 5 times
- Josh Hill has 2 TDs
DET @ SD
- Melvin Gordon 100+ yds
- Ameer Abdullah has 150+ yards returning.
BAL @ DEN
- Cody Latimer arrives, with 2 TDs.
- Manning has less than 35 pass attempts.
CIN @ OAK
- Carr has 300 + yds passing
- Crabtree scores 2 TDs
TEN @ TB
- Marriota throws 2 picks
- Delaine Walker scores 2 TDs
NYG @ DAL
- DAL has less than 75 yds rushing.
- Eli throws at least 3 TDs
PHI @ ATL
- Bradford has a 100+ % passer rating
- PHI has less than 100 yds rushing
MIN @ SF
- Bowman has 15+ tackles
- AP has less than 65 rush yds
Post your crappy predictions using the thing that Keal puts at the bottom. The cut off for predictions is kickoff of the game you are predicting for. Yes, I am smart enough to figure that shit out.
JohnnyP31
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