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    Kristina Keal Presents: Best and Worst SKA Krunks!

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    There is a lot of debate on who is the top dog on SKA. The debate is over. Data can be used to show who provides the most and least quality of comments. We will be using one metric to determine who is the best SKA member. This metric is the comment-to-likes received ratio. One…

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    EARTHY GIRTHY PRESENTS: A Hero’s Journey

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    It seems like every day I am approached by Knowledge Seekers on the street who ask me “WHY?? Why does everyone LOVE Russell Carrington Wilson so very much? Why does his greatness inspire us all? And why, oh why, does his story speak to my very soul? What makes him so GARSH-DARN RELATABLE??!” These are…

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    MOUTH SORE PRESENTS: Seahawk Homer Logic in a Nutshell

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    So wait, let me get Seahawks homer logic straight… In 2017 you back into a playoff win against the Vikings because their Kicker, Blair Walsh, misses a field goal. An offseason later, your GM John Schneider (who you say is a genius) responds to that event by signing that very same Kicker. Now, you’re going…

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    GOOD BOY PRESENTS: SKA NICKNAME INDEX

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    SAVE THIS IN YOUR BOOKMARKS IN CASE YOU EVER GET CONFUSED ON WHO WE ARE REFERRING TO THESE ARE THE NICKNAMES EVERYONE HAS EARNED THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. MFA: 2Legit Kill Sauce BKOB: Earthy Girthy Lisa: Mommy Wommy Basement Fuck Zippy: Jew Boy Shopping Cart Bader: Cucktober Fest Tribe: Anal Ease Nav: Water Lips Vegas: Big…

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    Stop Comparing Jimmy Garoppolo to Colin Kaepernick

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    Jimmy Garoppolo and Colin Kaepernick do have some things in common. Both were second round picks, have gifted skillsets, and did very well when they first took over as the 49ers’starting quarterback. However, the similarities really end there. I hate to be the patronizing smug asshole on SKA, but I am going to educate some of…

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