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    OSS: Older than Dirt

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    An American man who claims to be the longest living human in recorded history has described how he “just wants to die”. OSS, from Bremerton Washington, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card. Now officials at the local record office say they have finally been able…

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    VEGAS PRESENTS: WHY THE NINERS WILL WIN THE NFCW

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    As requested by absolutely no one, this article will detail why the Niners will unseat the Seahawks and Cardinals as the best team in the NFCW this season. Before I get into the details, I’d like to give a shout out to SacSig for having my back everytime Munkey calls me a fag when I’m…

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    FPS PRESENTS: The Frednesday Forty-Niner Fracas

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    This weekend the 49ers played preseason game 1, from which Abdul Shareef Kapernick was held out due to suicide bombing fears. Apparently his detonation hand is fatigued, which hasn’t happened since Kyrgastanian Training Camps, but they still wanted be cautious with him. The training staff expects him to continue rehab in Iran. “As long as…

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    Seahawks 53 Man Roster Prediction 1.0

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    Here is the early preseason prediction for the 53 man roster for the Seahawks leading into the 2016 season. Quarterback (2) / 25 Offense KEEP: Russell Wilson, Trevone Boykin PS: Jake Heaps Cut: None Running Back (4) KEEP: Thomas Rawls, Alex Collins, C.J. Prosise, Christine Michael PS: Tani Tupou, Jonathan Amosa, Zac Brooks CUT: Troymaine…

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    MUNKEY PRESENTS: JIMMY GRAHAM – A SETTLED DEBT TO SILENT BOB

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    Jimmy Graham Shortly after Seattle traded stuff for Jimmy Graham one of our resident Seahawk fans, Silent Bob, may have voiced some doubt as to how helpful Graham would be to our vaunted offense, or something. I don’t remember. At any rate, something caused me to assure him that I would write an article for…

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