NFCW

    Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Year

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    …Or For the Love of Tribe Football season is upon us. We have worked hard to line up great authors to write articles, so I said that I would not do any more Mariners articles until the post season. However I now feel obligated to do one more. One of our favorite Seahawk-curious 49er’s fan…

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    FPS: Frednesday Forty-Niner Football Famine

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    This week on Frednesday, the earth is still flat and the Seattle Supersonics put their franchise on the map to stay for many, many, many years to come with the signing of Kevin Durant! I can’t wait to see how that turns out for Seattle. Long Live the Sonics!!! But before we trigger the global…

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    OSS: Older than Dirt

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    An American man who claims to be the longest living human in recorded history has described how he “just wants to die”. OSS, from Bremerton Washington, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card. Now officials at the local record office say they have finally been able…

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    VEGAS PRESENTS: WHY THE NINERS WILL WIN THE NFCW

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    As requested by absolutely no one, this article will detail why the Niners will unseat the Seahawks and Cardinals as the best team in the NFCW this season. Before I get into the details, I’d like to give a shout out to SacSig for having my back everytime Munkey calls me a fag when I’m…

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    FPS PRESENTS: The Frednesday Forty-Niner Fracas

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    This weekend the 49ers played preseason game 1, from which Abdul Shareef Kapernick was held out due to suicide bombing fears. Apparently his detonation hand is fatigued, which hasn’t happened since Kyrgastanian Training Camps, but they still wanted be cautious with him. The training staff expects him to continue rehab in Iran. “As long as…

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