San Francisco 49ers

    VEGAS PRESENTS: WHY THE NINERS WILL WIN THE NFCW

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    As requested by absolutely no one, this article will detail why the Niners will unseat the Seahawks and Cardinals as the best team in the NFCW this season. Before I get into the details, I’d like to give a shout out to SacSig for having my back everytime Munkey calls me a fag when I’m…

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    FPS PRESENTS: The Frednesday Forty-Niner Fracas

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    This weekend the 49ers played preseason game 1, from which Abdul Shareef Kapernick was held out due to suicide bombing fears. Apparently his detonation hand is fatigued, which hasn’t happened since Kyrgastanian Training Camps, but they still wanted be cautious with him. The training staff expects him to continue rehab in Iran. “As long as…

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    Deadspin – Why Your Team Sucks: Niners

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    Some people are fans of the San Francisco 49ers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the San Francisco 49ers. This 2016 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. And buy Drew’s new book here. Your team: San Francisco 49ers. Oh, did I say San Francisco…

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    Ricardo Lockette, in his own words

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    This is a nice read. Anyone who follows sports will appreciate the athletes a little more after reading this. “Am I About to Die?”

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    A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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    What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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