San Francisco 49ers

    Ricardo Lockette, in his own words

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    This is a nice read. Anyone who follows sports will appreciate the athletes a little more after reading this. “Am I About to Die?”

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    A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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    What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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    OLIVER PRESENTS: Why Your Fans Suck – NFC West Edition

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    Politics, geography, and the NBA playoffs are all fun, but at the end of the day, we are all football fans here. This division is full of crazy fans that have no reason to be this way. Here is why fans of the NFC West suck. Why Cardinals fans suck Cardinal fans are like that…

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    OLIVER: How the 49ers CAN win 8 or more games

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    I’ve said for a while now that I feel like the Niners are locked in for 3-6 wins in 2016, there have teams that have gotten above 8 wins when nobody expected them to do so. Notably Chip Kelly’s Eagles accomplished that feat in 2013. You can always say “highly unlikely” or something along those…

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    OLIVER’S GAME BY GAME PREDICTIONS: NINERS

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    Prediction season continues and this time, the 49ers are going to receive some love (or hate) from me. Here we go. *Warning* 49ers fans may be disappointed Week 1: Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco 49ers The 49ers show rookie Jared Goff a real NFL defense for the first time, Unfortunately, they also show him…

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