Politics, geography, and the NBA playoffs are all fun, but at the end of the day, we are all football fans here. This division is full of crazy fans that have no reason to be this way. Here is why fans of the NFC West suck.
Why Cardinals fans suck
Cardinal fans are like that third stringer on the high school football team that came in and made one good play and has to brag about it. The Cardinals as a franchise are one of the worst in NFL history, and yet now you feel all high and mighty that you finally won over 11 games in a season. Guess what? Every other team has done so and your 10 minutes of fame ended with a comically bad blowout at the hands of the Super Bowl losers. So I don’t want to hear this crap about why your team is the best ever or why you feel entitled to be Super Bowl favorites. Your franchise has always sucked and now you have the gall to talk down to others when your team finally has a season worth mentioning in the history books. Get over yourselves. It’s only a matter of time before you are back at the bottom where you belong, and when you are, nobody will have any sympathy.
Why Rams fans suck
So your team always seems to have a good record against the division? Wow! That accounts for 6 games, or approximately 37.5% of the season in case you can’t do math. That’s like the Lakers losing 65 games but using the excuse “but we beat the Warriors” and justifying themselves as good for it. That is about the only thing Rams fans can brag about. The Rams have not had a winning record since 2003 and their fans are a horrific blend of LA hippies and St Louis rednecks that try to troll and fall flat on their face we point out that there are 30 teams that have had a better record than you since 2004. Rams fans will even try to turn that into a positive, saying “at least we beat the Raiders.” However every year, there will be those Rams fans out there that think they can win the division and every year, we laugh at them when they go back into hiding in January. Rams fans are like the redheaded stepsisters of the NFC West. No matter what they say, nobody else cares.
Why 49ers fans suck
49ers fans are like the elderly man who constantly bashes younger generations for not working hard. “Back in my day, we won 5 Super Bowls.” Yeah, and your last one was 21 years ago. Its 2016 and your team freaking sucks. Get over yourselves. This isn’t 1994, or even 2013 anymore. 49ers fans keep making the excuse that Kaepernick is young and can get better. He’s 28 and has only gotten progressively worse! And if all that wasn’t enough, you lost by two touchdowns to the Browns last year. Real winner right here! Yet all you can talk about is how great your team was in the 80’s and how Chip Kelly will make this team a winner because “you can’t be any worse than Tomsula.” Meanwhile, the rest of the league will laugh at you losers when you fail to win 6 games again. By the way, cyber-bullying your nice former coach who used to be homeless is NOT COOL.
Why Seahawks fans suck
These dirtbags….. You could have Jeffrey Dahmer kidnap you and chop your balls off and still have a better time than dealing with a Seahawks homer. No matter what evidence goes against them, they still will tell you why they will win 12 games and how Richard Sherman is a great human being (he’s not). They’ve won the Super Bowl once in their cute little run of playoff appearances, but you would think they’ve become a dynasty with how these guys talk. They lost the best player on their offensive line, but you talk to a Seahawks fan and they say their line got better. No honestly, they say that. You’ve been fading since 2013 and had a horrific offseason and you think you’ll win the Super Bowl again? What planet are you living on? You couldn’t win the division last year and were bounced handily in the second round.
Let’s do some math:
Bounced handily in second round + Failed to win division + Gotten worse every year since 2013 + Horrendous offseason + Other teams getting better = Super Bowl Champions?????
Most people in the world can see that doesn’t add up. The ones that don’t are Seahawks fans.
In the end, do some deep thinking if you are a fan of these teams and ask yourselves, “Do I do this?” If you do, then change immediately. Otherwise, you suck.
Bad Hombres™
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