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Free Agency News and Notes, per Gemini

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By: Ravenous128

March 25, 2026

Gemini’s got jokes and is here all week…and maybe next week. Enjoy. Welcome to the 2026 NFL Free Agency period, or as it’s known in front offices, “The Great Cap-Space Bonfire.” This year, the league set a record by handing out $5.83 billion in contracts in just the first four days. With the salary cap soaring to $301.2…

Seahawks Week 1 Free Agency Recap

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By: BKOB

March 13, 2026

Rashid Shaheed, WR 3yr/$51M Josh Jobe, CB 3yr/$24M Emanuel Wilson, RB 1yr/$2.1M Josh Jones, OT 1yr/$4M Chris Stoll, LS 2yr/$2.9M Brady Russell, FB 2yr/??? Brandon Pili, DT 1yr/$2M Rodney Thomas II, S 1yr/??? Jake Bobo, WR Tendered RFA D’Anthony Bell, S 1yr/$1.1

The Trade, per Gemini

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By: Ravenous128

March 11, 2026

Copping out of writing something this week in favor of my actual day job, but my “assistant” is quite willing to pitch in. Enjoy! The Baltimore Ravens and Las Vegas Raiders just gave the NFL its version of a “runaway bride” scenario, with the blockbuster trade for All-Pro pass rusher Maxx Crosby collapsing at the literal eleventh hour.…

This Could Have Been YOUR Team

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By: BKOB

March 3, 2026

Sam Darnold – Free Agent Cooper Kupp – Free Agent Julian Love – Free Agent Demarcus Lawrence – Free Agent Uchenna Nwosu – Free Agent Jason Myers – Free Agent Leonard Williams – Trade (2nd Rounder) Ernest Jones IV – Trade (Jerome Baker, 4th Rounder) Rashid Shaheed – Trade (4th Rounder, 5th Rounder) Boye Mafe…

AFC North Combine Stuff and Things

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By: Ravenous128

February 25, 2026

Another fine installment by Gemini. Enjoy. I cannot vouch for the formatting. Welcome to the 2026 NFL Scouting Combine, or as it’s known to the participants, the “Underwear Olympics: The Job Interview from Hell Edition.” While the actual on-field sprinting doesn’t start until Thursday, the first few days in Indianapolis have already delivered enough awkward tension…