Gentlemen and Lisa, see below for a player folks are most excited about from the 2026 draft:
49ers -Ephesians Prysock, CB – “Reminds of a more shifty Richard Sherman, but more well mannered” – Adu
Seahawks – Jadarian Carrington Price, RB – “Price has all the ability in the world to be the next Chris Carson for us” – BKOB
Cardinals – Jeremiyah Love, RB – “I’m back on the Cards wagon! We got a star, fuck you Wyatt!” – MFA
Rams – Ty Simpson, QB – “Yes! We finally get a replacement for Stafford” – LoyalRam
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