Charlie The Unicorns Week 9 Predictions

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    NFL Week 9 is here. I went 10-5 last week …..and now I’m (77-46 overall)….. week #8 had a wacky finish in London and a bloout win for the Patriots.

    Let’s take a look at the match-ups for this week. The number of stars rank the best games, in my opinion, to sink your precious time into watching.

    BYE WEEK: Falcons, Bills, Bears, Lions, Packers and Titans

    Thursday Night Football (Oct 30) EASTERN TIME Broadcast

    New Orleans at Carolina 8:25PM NFL (**)

    Point Spread : -3 Saints
    O/U : 48.5

    One of the hardest game to predict. 0-4 on the road for the Saints this year and they are coming off a dreadful performance last week, will the rebound for the NFCS beatdown of the Panthers?

    Prediction: 24 – 21 Saints

    Sunday Football (NOV 2)

    Tampa Bay at Cleveland 1:00 PM FOX

    Point Spread : -6.5 Browns
    O/U: 43.5

    The Browns just need to stick to what got them here… solid rushing attack, defense and clutch play by QB Hoyer.

    Prediction: 27 – 17 Browns

    Arizona at Dallas 1:00 PM FOX (***)

    Point Spread : -4 Cowboys
    O/U: 48

    This game comes down to the health of Tony Romo. If he is out, The Cardinals will win, if he plays…. then it is 50/50 in my eyes. I flipped the coin and got…

    Prediction: 26 – 17 Cardinals

    Philadelphia at Houston 1:00 PM FOX

    Point Spread : -2 Eagles
    O/U: 48.5

    The Eagles have had some tough breaks. Foles might have some tough breaks with JJ Watt in his face all game. Look for the Texans defense to keep things close… do you trust Texans QB Kirkpatrick to win the game?

    Prediction: 24 – 21 Eagles

    NY Jets at Kansas City 1:00 PM CBS

    Point Spread : -10 Chiefs
    0/U: 42

    The Jets are a tire fire, to put it mildly. The Chiefs will play inspired at home infront of the crowd… and oh yeah, the RB Charles/Davis combo is pretty good too.

    Prediction: 34 – 14 Chiefs

    Jacksonville at Cincinnati 1:00 PM CBS

    Point Spread : -11.5 Bengals
    0/U: 43.5

    Pissed off Bengals, looking to keep themselves on a roll. The Jaguars are not living up to expectations, even though the QB Bortles looks like a young Ben R-burger.. get the man some help in the draft in 2015…

    Prediction: 34 – 21 Bengals

    San Diego at Miami 1:00 PM CBS (***)

    Point Spread : -2.5 Dolphins
    O/U: 43.5

    One of the better games of the day. It would not shock me to see the Chargers win this game.. they have a hot QB and offense. I’ll give the slight edge to the fish at home, due to the DL returning to form in the last 1-2 games. Defense will win the day for the Fish.

    Prediction: 22 – 18 Dolphins

    Washington at Minnesota 1:00 PM FOX (*)

    Point Spread : -1 Vikings
    O/U: 44

    The RG3 experiment will again grace the NFL. I expect a ton of rust and dust…. As long as the Vikings use their rushing attack of Asiata and McKinnon.. with a few passes from QB Bridgewater to keep the defense honest… they should win a hard faught game.

    Prediction: 21 – 20 Vikings

    St. Louis at San Francisco 1:00 PM FOX

    Point Spread : -10 49ers
    O/U: 43.5

    A NFCW showdown, with the resurging 49ers and the sinking Rams. Is it really a homefield advantage at Levi’s if you have to give stadium goers cards on how to cheer? But, I digress… 49ers should take the wood out on the Rams heads via the Pass and the Rush.

    Prediction: 27 – 17 49ers

    Denver at New England 1:00 PM CBS (*****)

    Point Spread : -3 Broncos
    O/U: 55.5

    Everything indictaes that the Broncos should run away with this game. However, every time before, when it appeared to be lopsided, the Patriots pulled a rabbit out of their hat and win at home. Top game of the day and a must watch game. Late heroics to win this game.

    Prediction: 34 – 31 Patriots

    Oakland at Seattle 4:05 PM FOX

    Point Spread : -15 Seahawks
    O/U: 43.5

    The Raiders are already on track for the #1 pick in the 2015 draft, why ruin the shot with a win.

    Prediction: 34 – 10 Seahawks

    Sunday Night Football

    Baltimore at Pittsburgh 8:30 PM NBC (****)

    Point Spread : -1.5 Ravens
    O/U: 48.5

    This should be a good game. Both teams have something to prove. Will the Steelers maintain their focus from the butt woopin they laid on the Colts or will they slip back to the pack? The Ravens are fighting for their post season lives, another loss might doom them.

    Prediction: 24- 21 Ravens

    Monday Night Football (Nov 3)

    Indianapolis at NY Giants 8:30 PM ESPN (*)

    Point Spread : -3 Colts
    O/U: 50.5

    There will be a bunch of points, but which play makers will show up? I consider the QB a push, so I’m going to bet on the better rushing attack of the Colts to pick up the pieces and carry the freight. Don’t sleep on the Colts D, they are legit most games.

    Prediction: 37 – 34 Colts

    That ends this prediction article, have fun and the like.  BTW, KEAL owes me a beer for this shit.
    Peace out SKAsians.

    CharlietheUnicorn “Go Hawks”

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