SPIKED KOOLAID
Cloister’s STFU All-Beast Team
QB – Carson Wentz
RB – Rashad Jennings, Ryan Mathews
WR – Jordan Matthews, Desean Jackson
TE – Zach Ertz
T – Jason Peters, Marshall Newhouse
G – Brandon Scherff, Justin Pugh
C – Travis Frederick
Interior DL – Fletcher Cox, Damon Harrison
Edge Rushers –Brandon Graham, JPP
LB – Jordan Hicks,Mason Foster, Jonathan Casillas
CB – DRC, Janoris Jenkins
S – Rodney Mcleod, Landon Collins
K – Dan Bailey
P – Donnie Jones
KR – Will Blackmon
PR – Darren Sproles
cloisterwater Yeah I bet you have this on a loop on another screen don’t you?
Justin, tell your IT people to stop being bitches and fix it so you can use Chrome on here.
Nothing inherently objectionable besides a few Redskins, Cowboys, and Giants on the list. Well done.
shit, they can’t even fix business-related stuff due to “watchdog” we had coolers with computers down all day due to it
hingle mccringleberry celebration was laughs
Sir Squatch splooz it was exactly like the key and peele skit
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece https://twitter.com/JordanPeele/status/775502274709774336
It was Pitt’s first flag of the game I think. Only other flag I recall was on the Shazier pick return.
Dongtavious Steelwang <--- Vin Diesel's side piece throwing the flag on the third pump was perfect
A passive-aggressive move by cloister to do a good job and impede ridicule. What a dick. I hope his daughter does so exceptional during her soccer matches that they have to elongate her games to take up all of Sunday afternoons and two well-placed Mondays.
Eagles so mad Redskins swept them and took their season away last 2 years. They angry
RCULegendOfASkullForker https://twitter.com/CryingJordan/status/775517742497603584
Vernon Davis should be the TE simply because he caught a pass with 2 hands. Give the guy some credit
Will Blackmon shouldn’t be returning anything. Not kicks. Not shit he bought at Costco that doesn’t fit. Nothing.
It was really close between 3 TEs, but Ertz had by far the best reception per target and ypc. Plus, it’s better with only 2 Cowboys on the list.
Poor philly confused, they actually think they are the Steelers and could beat us.
#InJayWeTrust Nelson Agholor should be the Ed Block Courage Player of the Week for facing his allergy to the ball head on.
Poor philly fans confused they think they are the Steelers and could actually beat us. East comes thru DC. Dont forget faggots.
RCULegendOfASkullForker So you’re a steelers fan now? That’s nice
Dongtavious Steelwang RCULegendOfASkullForker Is it too late to switch? I’d be down
Wentz being very businesslike in his TD celebration with JMatt
https://cdn-e2.streamable.com/video/mp4/plt4.mp4
Beaster vs RCU. A more competitive battle than Redskins vs Steelers
Tire148 I don’t think I’ve said a word to that clown today.
Redskins resign Cullen Jenkins. So they did learn something from last night
Wasn’t that the kickoff where they had the 15 yard penalty after the Brown twerk?
Tire148 Never should have released him in the first place. Interested to see who gets cut
Says Lil J better known as Vin Diesels side piece. Good luck with that little fellow.
Tire148 Giants up 4, Cowboys down 1, Redskins down 8, Eagles up 3
Dallas Cowboys
@dallascowboys
Jerry Jones has confirmed that Randy Gregory is back with the team.
Wait Kirk Cousins threw for 329 yards?!?!? Next time someone tells me Cousins is good cause of his stats can STFU
How did Hyde look last night? I only watched a littl bit of the game
He moved the ball well all night given what Pitt’s D offered. They just didn’t finish drives.
I even thought of splooz when you posted this and before he responded.
cloisterwater I don’t know why he puts so much effort into something that isnt there
Thanks Redskins https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/775718425956118528
Dunno what to tell you. He wasn’t great. He wasn’t the worst. You and Cloister can get bent for all I care.
looked like the bad Kirk of old IMO.. nothing like the end of last season
Not really but whatever man. They dealt with a shit ton of penalties and a D that wasn’t letting them go deep.
he was pretty bad though.(had one or two nice drives). inaccurate all night and looked lost for the most part
splooz He was inaccurate on short passes too. Receivers had to adjust all game
He got inside the 40 and lost his composure. Because less accurate, less decisive.
And because penalties. Everytime they got inside the 40 they started fucking up.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It’s hard to keep drives moving when you’re facing 20 yards to the first down.
I would have loved to have seen them just feed DJax over and over, Steelers didn’t seem to cover him well last night but Skins wouldn’t adjust the game plan.
and when your throwing at receivers’ feet and they can’t run after the catch
Not every pass is going to be spot on. He missed some. Still completed roughly 70% of his passes.
He had a couple perfect throws to DB’s. I still don’t know how the one in the 1st half wasn’t picked off.
splooz I’ve never considered him a super accurate passer, but end of last year he would at least put the ball in a position for the receiver to have a chance. Last night it was dirt or freak out and bad pass when they crossed midfield. Why? Is he that worried about INTs? One of the few things I liked about Kirk was him pulling the trigger on passes, even if it was stupid. Now he’s gone to triple hitches, second guessing his protection (which, oddly, is holding up) and not using his feet. Not a fan. He needs to get that mental block out quick.
I think you’re just remembering the bad passes and forgetting there were some good ones. Those outs to D-Jax travel a long way in the air. Pitt played nice D too. They flustered Kirk with that zone. He needs to learn and improve against it.
With our WRs and Reed we can expect to see a lot more of this.
I saw they called one on Licky that made no sense but it’s not like that was the straw that broke the camels back.
I called it as it happened. He moved before snapping the ball.
Also, the one on Matt Jones is unforgivable.
splooz Those passes to DJax were all from Skins territory. Where were those plays over the 50?
Yeah they struggled in Pitt territory and I put a lot of that on the bad penalties they took. Every time they crossed the 50 they did something dumb.
The worst throw was the Crowder miss in the red zone. It was worse than even that Shazier pickle.
Well maybe Jay will beat their asses this week. Tomlin somehow knows how to coach a team to never fuck up.
Welp I guess the season is already over because week 1 results are in….lmfao at these clowns. You philly faggots swear you are the steelers or have a 2x SB champ HOF qb in Big Ben that scored off two 4th and short plays that were 30 yrd TDs and bounced one off his own player to another player. Lmfao!!! Woo hoo!!
So he watched movies at home and wondered if the dudes fucking each other was really painful or not? I though only beater did that.
Speaking of Power Rankings…..
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/13/nfl-power-rankings-2016-week-2-edition/
10 yrd run called back because center “double clutched” yet not a single person on either side of the ball moved or went offsides. Seems legit.
“still completed 70% of his passes.”
Exactly Tire’s point. His receivers had to adjust on so many throws it was ridiculous. They made very nice catches and got tackled because they had to adjust to the throws instead of catching and running which they would have been able to do if the ball was thrown where it should have been thrown. But the stat sheet shows 70% completion percentage so here you are defending his bad play.
Frenchie! http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17037838/ 27 minutes ago
… Power Rankings are dumb
Sir Squatch Frenchie! Unless they say really good things about my team!
even then, still dumb.. this isn’t college, that’s why they have standings
If I had to rate Kirk’s game last night I’d call it mediocre. Mediocre QB play when the run game and D are playing like shit and the offense can’t stop committing penalties doesn’t give you much of a chance against a team like Pitt.
“Obviously, I should have followed the rules and just went out of bounds,” Williams said.
Rules? The rule of not being an idiot I guess.
Good. If you cant beat out Licht, you shouldnt be on the team
splooz They had 12 rushes, no run game is going to look good with that few of attempts. Again, bad coaching.
John Keim @john_keim 1m1 minute ago
Source says Austin Reiter was cut to make room for Cullen Jenkins.
cloisterwater We should have followed the rules and stopped the Steelers from scoring more IMO
I think they had more attempts but there were a few penalties that called back some runs. It was bad doe.
Nice to see Spencer Long rewarded for forgetting to come out onto the field for an extra point.
cloisterwater I concur. I’m too busy (and lazy) to find a gif though. Maybe later
Sir Squatch FedEx some to: 1800 Frenchie Lane, Frenchieville, Canada STFU11
mediocre is what he was before the last half of last season.. I think we’re saying the same thing
it was on the feed, sorry…I’ll troll Justin for a while if he’s here.
cloisterwater I do agree with Mytee that if they weren’t going to have Norman follow Brown, they should have provided Breeland help.
A couple observations on the “bEast” team.
1. Eli Manning has a better QB rating, completion percentage, has more touchdowns and won a road divisional game.
2. How Josh Norman is not on this team is beyond me. He held Antonio Brown catchless with two pass defenses. Completely shut down his side of the field.
3. Mason Foster should not be on this list. He had a horrid night. Should have given it to Su’a Cravens.
4. Landon Collins should never be on this list. EVER.
5. Why is Zack Ertz on this list when he has lesser stats than Jordan Reed and Jason Witten? And he’s out for a few weeks?
cloisterwater As I said this morning, the bounce back will be most telling for the future of the team. If they can weather it and come out swinging against Dallas I’m hopeful. Come out flat…well….
5 is incorrect in every aspect except total yardage, which is nominal.
and Wentz had a superb day in a rout. Manning threw a horrible pick and almost cost his team the game.
I wanted to put another TE there so you all wouldn’t bitch, but Ertz had the best game out of the 3 that were all close
Frenchie! Defense, but he could make a serious run at C and LG
http://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=400874520
http://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=400874537
Admittedly, I misread Reed’s targets at first. It was still 4 more targets for one more catch and a lesser ypc.
Sir Squatch Pass rush is a bigger issue than anything. Breeland will be fine. The pass rush needs to get home
is this the part where we remind you all slobbed on Breelands knob before Norman came?
Shit… you guys bitch and moan over punters and kickers when I do it. No one said shit for your list so I gave some “thoughts”.
Neither Breeland or Norman should have been expected to be on Brown completely alone. That’s dumb.
Sherman did pretty well on Brown, I would have liked to see Norman
Dunno. He’s played great against Dez and Julio but ODB and now Bryant have lit him up
Giants had 0 sacks on 45 Dak dropbacks.. if it makes you feel better
Norman completely shut him down with two pass defenses on two targets.
No problem…I’m surprised I didn’t get more bitching. Just defending my position/thoughts. I thought Foster did a good job early in the game, especially blowing up that screen, and he had a bunch of tackles overall. I’ll defer to you on that one though.
Well, I don’t like either Compton or Foster and know that DeAngelo Williams had a big day because he was getting 5 yards a pop. That’s not all on the Dline. And for what ever it’s worth, Su’a Cravens was the highest rated defender from PFF.
splooz A lot of people are blaming Hall. He was the free safety shaded to the strong side because the Steelers set it up to iso the corner. It wasn’t Hall’s fault. They were in Cover 3. You don’t get help in Cover 3 like that. Hall has his own section to take care of.
Mytee32 Well if you’re going to listen to PFF then you have to turn over a leaf on Foster and Compton
Well maybe the coaches didn’t put Hall in position to help but man he hasn’t made a CF play yet.
87fiveoh254 Yes. There was a spreadsheet at the bottom of the article.
I didn’t know the Giants face the Saints this Sunday…..
This probably won’t end well
I wouldn’t say it was a bad game plan because they shut the Steelers down initially. It was a failure to adjust to the Steelers adjustments that failed the Skins.
Brees doesn’t play well up there and they are going up against the best DL in football.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Not compared to AB and ODB. They are different players. Play differently. AB and ODB are comparable where Julio and Dez are comparable in how they play.
Mytee I think you’re right. The coaches deserve the majority of the blame for the embarrassing nature of the loss IMO. No adjustments and we took away neither the pass nor the run. You have to take one or the other away and force the opponent to beat you. We played reactionary defense and it showed.
Offensively the penalties were out of control and Jay’s decisions to punt on 4th and 1 and then go for it on 4th and 5 from similar spots is indefensible.
This game reminded me a lot of the GB playoff game. We got off to a hot start then the team and coaches failed to capitalize on that or adjust to the opponent.
Fiversons No Spin Zone You’re going to snap out of this at some point, right?
Its 11:30 and nobody has been fired yet. This is bullshit.
@ Clositer
I’m going to punish myself with subway today…
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Here ya go lil guy. You can blow this up and hang it above your bed. https://twitter.com/not_romo/status/775097713524412416
Ugh…there has to be a better sammich for you. Don’t do it. Things will get better.
If Elliott gets less than 100 yards, are you going to lose it?
Yes! Great call Justin. Fuck Pitt.
WE WANT DALLAS! WE WANT DALLAS!
so was that James Harrison tweet actually real?
that’s disgusting fives…don’t ever criticize ldds bologna again (lol).
deli bologna >>>>> anything Subway (utter garbage)
The loss isn’t as troubling as the way in which Washington lost, the fact that the team’s most curious offseason decisions manifested as glaring weaknesses in this game. General Manager Scot McCloughan strayed from making moves to add talent to the defensive line and give the run game a significant boost, opting instead to upgrade other areas. Washington made cornerback Josh Norman the highest-paid player at his position, and while he played fine against Pittsburgh, the defense still allowed 435 yards. It drafted wide receiver Josh Doctson, who plays a position of strength on this roster, in the first round. Then it took linebacker-safety Su’a Cravens in the second round and cornerback Kendall Fuller in the third. It’s premature to say the strategy was wrong, but as Washington began this 16-game trek, it played like a soft football team.
Just a year ago, Washington was obsessed with getting better up front. McCloughan brought in stopgap defensive veterans to ensure the team was more physical. He drafted guard Brandon Scherff fifth overall and dismissed critics who thought that was too high, partly because he knew the team needed a major injection of toughness. Gruden and the entire franchise preached the need to establish a physical style upfront.
Now it seems as if Washington is morphing into something else. Something softer. Yes, the team made the playoffs last season on the back of a potent passing game. But it’s foolish to think that style is sustainable, especially because the team didn’t beat a winning opponent with it.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/redskins/redskins-find-out-right-away-their-expectations-may-not-be-reality/2016/09/12/6964c0cc-7920-11e6-ac8e-cf8e0dd91dc7_story.html
Harsh words. I’d like to add that it seems McC also has effectively ignored the RB position.
The players are who they are. If the coaches don’t know what they can and can’t do than it’s on them. The inability to stop the run is really on GMSM because the Skins simply don’t have the talent up front.
However, that can be schemed. The Skins defense was clearly fixated on stopping the pass and it worked at first. Once the Steelers adjusted, the Skins stayed stagnant on defense. By the time there was less than 20 minutes to play, the D was getting gashed on the ground in their nickel look. Joe Barry and Gruden bet on Breeland and lost. They didn’t change their cover 3 philosophy and it showed. The lack of pressure and the linebackers unable to stop shallow crossers and screens really hurt the D more than Brown.
On offense, they just get outclassed. Kirk was jumpy all game and it showed. He had more time than he thought, was a bit of a basket case with bad accuracy. By the time the running game came around, the team was already in panic mode and didn’t feel like they could stick with it. Which was likely a bad decision because their best defense at that point was ball control.
The Skins were outclassed in all phases of the game last night. The GM didn’t give the coaches enough talent and the coaches didn’t put the talent in positions to win. The QB didn’t play at his best, lacked confidence. End of story. Very similar game to the Green Bay game in the playoffs. Very similar. Skins were outclassed, failed to make adjustments and lost.
Sir Squatch yesterday someone posted a tweet where he said:
“if you on my team and ain’t standin for the anthem, you better have a broken leg or ima break it for you.”
Sir Squatch Mytee32 That was me replying to Splooz but decided to top it since it was getting buried below.
He spent a 3rd and a 7th on RBs the last 2 drafts. This is not accurate
Justin, do you want to do an avi bet for the Elliott v. Mathews bet or just forget the bet. I don’t want to do a monetary bet as I don’t like giving my email out through paypal.
That’s not ignoring the position as you state. That’s missing with picks.
Every time I saw a player with a raised fist during the games, all I thought of was CB4
http://24.media.tumblr.com/aafd05fa8b3fa82a686d82b64e9b959f/tumblr_mhjvndYanQ1ryasw2o1_250.gif
lol I don’t think you have to worry about giving me your email through paypal. but nah just forget the bet I guess. If Elliot doesn’t beat out Mathews in rushing i’m going to be mad enough as it is.
that’s fine, it was a bet mad out of arguing anyway…we can always just troll each other
It doesn’t fit there. He has attempted to address the position but maybe failed. GMs fail at things sometimes.
a 3rd is a good spot for an RB pick it just appears that Jones was overdrafted
effectively ignoring the position is actually spot on…his 3rd rounder was ineffective last season, he let Morris walk, and all he did was add a 7th round speed back.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Just when we thought you couldn't act more gay you do this.
Dunno what to tell you. He’s not ignored the position and has spent picks and brought in UDFAs. They are either going to work out or not. That’s not ignoring a position even though you really want it to be cause you’re fucking insufferable now.
Good day.
Lol Sploozy… Don’t let him get u down… It’s a down day as it is…
We get a couple of divisional games coming up. He should be fine again.
splooz those SEA uni’s should be banned by the competition committee. brighter than shit.
Jason La Canfora
@JasonLaCanfora
Said it before and will say it again – the Skins should at least bring in Ray Rice for a workout
Said it before and will say it again – Canfora should stick to reporting and breaking news stuff, cuz he knows nothing about football analysis. Zilch.
Jason La Cantina
Said it before and will say it again. Shampoo > Conditioner
I guess the $ is much better in football. He should be a baseball insider guy and analyst.
How can RCU get back at his mom without sticking pizza crust up his butt hole?
Cause #17 tried to ruin the perfect celebration. He should be kicked out for approaching Brown at all.
Maybe it was for raping the Skins. Rape is not ok. No matter the context.
Agreed Weech. They should give the Skins the win and put Pitt in jail for 6 months.
this skit was hilarious. and I don’t get why “I would be the one”
weech watches this stupid show way more than me
SF looked reasonably decent last night. Chip looks like he’s playing to their strengths.
1. it’s cancelled
2. I only watched the first season
3. I agree with you that it’s hilarious.
4. STFU
I had Stafford and Ware and still got crushed by Idds.
It’s ok though because I like Idds and it hopefully makes him feel better about the Cowboys suxing so bad.
Gabbert is the second best QB he’s had for his system in the NFL
splooz I think LA is terrible. wasting some great defensive talent.
Niners Nation
@NinersNation
Oh boy, South Park is going to spoof Colin Kaepernick protest, reactions. Check out the teaser video
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YES
“Their defensive line, which may be a serious weakness all season, made just 7 of the teams 76 tackles while the defensive backs were left to make 29 of them”
Fiversons No Spin Zone its ok Cullen Jenkins solves our problems
Seriously though. What went wrong with the middle of the Defense last night? I didn’t expect that big of a thrashing from a Defense I expected to be best or 2nd best (to Philly).
They realized they weren’t very good at football…
Weech Interior line is bad, this was known in the offseason.
So, they just throw their hands up in defeat? There was no fight in them.
Listening to Zach Berman on 97.5 right now. Brings up a very good point about Kendricks. The Eagles signed him to an extension because they felt he could be one of the best blitzing ILBs from the 3-4. Schwartz’s defense hardly ever blitzes and Kendricks is certainly not a run stuffing LB. If he’s going to make it on this team he’s going to have to be able to cover RBs and TEs, which he hasn’t looked good at at all in the recent past.
I wouldn’t expect his playing time to increase very much and I’d imagine he’s a goner after this season.
Brutal. The run defense is the concern, I think. Brown is inhuman so stopping him is impossible but the rest? concerning, i’d say.
cloisterwater We should trade him to Cleveland for Gordon…….NOW
The game plan is a concern. The D should have either taken away the run by loading the box or the pass by dropping safeties. We did neither.
And they need to get Breecunts head out of his ass. He won’t be able to cover Brice Butler at the rate he’s going.
it’s pretty cap prohibitive in 2017 as well, although they’d at least save $1.8
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Thornton for Kendricks? I'd take that deal easily.
Weech Breeland, as much as he got torched last night, actually had pretty good coverage on most of Brown’s catches. Brown and Rapey were on another world last night.
Eh he couldn’t stop the 2 TDs unless he was 6’5″. His position wasn’t that bad. The first one he almost got. The 2nd was such a beautiful throw it didn’t matter.
not sure what Kendricks contract is. but I’m pretty disappointed Thornton couldn’t crack the starting lineup in DAL
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Giants?src=hash have re-signed DT Montori Hughes, per his agent https://twitter.com/AudieAttar
— Art Stapleton (@art_stapleton) https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/status/775738887444566016
“Six teams wet decided by one point or two points, and five more by seven or less… Just three teams lost by double digits: Cleveland (19) Redskins (22) Rams (28)
They should of invited Breeland to watch with them. LMAO https://twitter.com/theMMQB/status/775743243665432576
Im just preparing myself for he season… I have to get it all out early and have no expectations… Then I will enjoy it again…
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece No. Taking K Bullock's roster spot.
I thought his coverage was worse on that nice back shoulder comebacker Ben threw when we were still in it than either of the TDs too.
I tried to prepare you guys all offseason.
#should’velistenedtocloister
splooz He definitely needs to learn from this. He won’t get any better schooling than that.
Our expectations never should have included beating Pitt. Unless you are RCU. Or InJay.
Tim McManus
@Tim_McManus
Wentz mania: Carson Wentz jersey the top seller across the NFL since debut:
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Wentz Hype has surpassed Zeke hype.
If we lose Sunday I’m gonna start my Deshone Kizer film study
Now, if only the Eagles can find a way to pay the Browns 16x a year.
I really mean just watching highlights, but you guys know that
Cow on Cow violence. Stay classy boys. https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/775741456266829829
#InJayWeTrust there’s the injay we know and love
Idk if the people here realize the Browns defense is better than there’s
https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/775734579630051328
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This is not a good sign for Wentz
man you’re really down
to kick or not to kick? I’m at a cross roads here
cloisterwater it doesn’t make a difference at this point. this is me after losses. just number and existing
Man that Breeland pick had me so excited for his night too. Little did we know…
splooz hot take: I still think he’s gonna have a great year.
Weech He was good when they gave him holes. But we got down so much we couldn’t run any more
splooz Had he closed his hands half a second sooner on that TD pass he would have had two. I think he had a real shot at INT the pinball pass as well. Breaks just didn’t go his way.
#InJayWeTrust Be fair, we weren’t trying to run when we were still in it.
Anybody can run in that space. I took him for more of a physical runner than what I saw. First game, though. I suspect they get him more involved moving forward.
I wish I could comfort you, but I’m just as far down if not below…
That pinball TD was painful. Lady luck fucked us in the ass hard last night between that and the Kerrigan fumble we should have had and the call on Brown’s fumble..
Weech I figured they’d give Kelley a shot as well. Guess not.
me thinks Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll made him look a lot better than he really is.
splooz
You had luck when Kirk threw the ball directly to a DB and he dropped it.
That would have been an amazing pick…Kirk threw it at his back shoulder as he was starting to press D-Jax.
Welp I guess the season is already over because week 1 results are in….lmfao at these clowns. You philly faggots swear you are the steelers or have a 2x SB champ HOF qb in Big Ben that scored off two 4th and short plays that were 30 yrd TDs and bounced one off his own player to another player. Lmfao!!! Woo hoo!!
Hacking group ‘Fancy Bears’ claims WADA database shows Williams sisters, Simone Biles among ‘dozens’ of US athletes who have tested positive for doping; no independent support of claim
We suck Bobby… Change your avatar and koi he party…
Seriously though. What’s he doin? The team has certain glaring needs that he simply hasn’t addressed.
Seasons over today eagles are SB champs. You didnt hear?
That’s the one we’re discussing but for the CB to pick it he would have likely had to make a one hand catch on a ball thrown at his right shoulder. It was a shit pass but would have been a spectacular pick.
cloisterwater I think he’s got his eye more on the long term than the short term. he recognizes this team isn’t competing for a Super Bowl nor or in the next 2 or 3 years
Lupo I guess? But a positive test is pretty much meaningless without context or a second positive test.
splooz
Nope. That was Cockrell that dropped a ball that hit him in the chest on a tipped ball. You’re talking about luck, well you got some there.
hmm, i don’t remember it that way.. the one I’m taslking about was an easy catch that was dropped
maybe, I just don;t get what his thinking was in regards to the RB position and interior of both lines
cloisterwater Our RB’s are fine. When the blocking is good enough, they run well. The blocking is more important and a bigger issue
Kalil mysteriously not called for a penalty the rest of the year
Sir Squatch I wonder who those other athletes are. Given that Fancy Bears names Williams Sisters and Simone Biles, I’m guessing that they are black…
Weech The NFL can’t afford to do that. Nor can they afford goal line camera technology.
If it’s the play where D-Jax ran the stop and Kirk threw it at the CB thinking D-Jax was gonna run a slant than I think the pick would have had to be amazing as the CB was moving forward and the ball was bulleted at his back arm.
Lupo I dunno why a Russian hacking group would be upset about doping……
Well the NFL wouldn’t have to pay them more…they could just make it the same pay for a full time job.
While I think retired player benefits is the right thing to do, that is a pitfall of cash.
Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Or enhanced replay. Only college can afford that, way more money in college football
Weech For an organization that laughably claims to be “non-profit”, they can spare a few.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Weech But that would extend the game by hours!
cloisterwater Rob Kelley worst fantasy sleeper ever
Or Matt Jones sucks
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Weech It’s still a sham that the top paid public officials in almost every state are athletics coaches.
Reminds me Splooz, you see this promo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-zJL9JuOLQ
They just care so much about the kids that they can’t pay them and have to sometimes pull their scholarships to offer to other, better, slaves…err student athletes.
The Rams have no reason to not throw Goff out there. Fisher is a fucking idiot.
Weech theyre going after Kaep I guess in one.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Or, Jared Goff is that bad and unprepared and Case Keenum was somehow the best option, making them even more stupid Wasn't Goff supposed to be more "NFL ready"?
All you need to say was the last sentence fuws.
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz If ESPN doesn't find a way to pair him and Gruden I don't know what to think of them
only reason for a comment like this. spec after a game where his QB got his head taken off
I thought refs won the whole “full time employee” thing?
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece You think a lot of things
NFL can hire as many, or as few full time refs as it sees fit.
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Biles legs were HUGE for a girl that young
GMs talked themselves into thinking Goff was more pro ready simply due to his level of competition compared to Wentz even though the offense Wentz ran was much more similar to the NFL than Cal’s spread offense. It’s amazing really.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece You have to also consider she's less than 5 feet tall. She's compact.
I guess they did this because that D-line is already the best in the league. https://twitter.com/DraftDiamonds/status/775754754039296002
“Hey farva, what’s then Na,e of that place you like with all the shit on the walls?”
So how about that Hawks amazing 12 point explosion on week 1 huh?!?!?!?!
cloisterwater People probably got Cal blindness because he broke A-Aron’s records or something
FreeTodd How do you feel about Russell’s ankle sprain? Asking for my fantasy team.
an instant NFL Classic. We’ll be telling our grandkids about this.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Worse, the Rams will
she was way thicker than the flying squirrel
Rams? They are already midseason form. Fisher is top notch
Sir Squatch “Ugh, this fucker tested positive for “Life””
“Give him a 4 game suspension”
FreeTodd Sir Squatch “It helped the concussion I was never tested for”
So no one here believes the Cowboys are worth a fuck right?
9 more losses and Fisher has the most losses in NFL history.
If you didn;t know, now you know nucka
FreeTodd Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch On the plus side, Mike McCarthy somehow remains employed
cloisterwater “That’s some 7-9 shit we saw last night”
FreeTodd Got a pocketful of fucks with none to give
cloisterwater Cloister will be randomly drug tested by the NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles organization
STOP GETTING BUTTHURT OVER ME MAKING A BOLD PREDICTION
Well hard to tell. He beat up a preseason team.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece It wasn't a bold prediction so much as a terrible assessment after the fact
There’s Bold, and then there is fucking retarded.
Dongtavious Steelwang call it what you want. It’s a bold prediction after seeing them.
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<--- Vin Diesel's side piece You would have to say it as "they will be the best DL in the league" -Grammar Police
Are you ready for a shit show? https://twitter.com/SportsDayDFW/status/775757586465292288
And from this last game did zeke show he was a starting caliber RB?
the Rams need to fire Fisher and that terrible GM
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Zeke doesn’t get to run behind a competent OL though
Alf looked like he should be taking all of zeke’s reps
I dunno why h20 is trying to ruin my troll.
https://twitter.com/NBCPhiladelphia/status/775753852796755969
and I thought I already hated him.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He should know to follow the rule!
You know you want to get on the Wentz Wagon, Justin. Hop aboard, we’ll take you in.
Fools gold.
Soon chip will start gathering power.
Lol What? I’d take Harbaugh over Kelly all day everyday.
i’m still not ready to say Wentz > Dak………..he just had a better week 1
he had two dropped TD’s. if they were caught, they had the same numbers….
Yeah, hang on to dak’s preseason stats….. That never needs poorly
? when did I say anything about preseason?
better arm talent.. better accuracy… stop acting like Dallas got over on everyone by drafting him.. he’s a 4th rounder for a reason.. dallas tried to draft 3 other QB’s before they settled for him
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Wentz is immensely more talented.. stop with this shit
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uh, they both show good poise for rookies. both show great arm strength and accuracy. both command the huddle well. both are athletic
wtf are you talking about?
Dak has average arm strength at best.. i’m not having this stupid argument
http://www.mockdraftable.com/player/6562/
Dak
http://www.mockdraftable.com/player/6592/
Wentz
So Wentz is way more athletic for starters.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Well Wentz plays behind a better O-line, has a better #1 WR and a better RB so he should do much better than Dak.
Because what else can you talk up for dak?
He was captain check down once the real game started
This is cloister by the way, not beaster. It’s ok to like my comments.
Lupo he threw a ball 65 yards on the money………
Wentzadelphia <--- Vin Diesel's side piece this makes more sense than lupo's comment
Well, I have reached the conclusion, after seeing all the various ‘protests’ (for whatever reason), by varying sports venues, primarily the NFL, that the days of singing the National Anthem at sporting events are numbered.
I firmly believe that these types of protests are well within the rights of individuals (even tho I personally would not do so) and the NFL has no right to forbid or punish them. If you accept that, if they don’t stop, the NFL will be left with little choice but to stop playing the National Anthem at games. I suppose you could make a case or debate the utility of playing it at sports events other than International US team games or things like the Army-Navy game and I don’t know which way I’d come down on the debate. I like ‘trying’ to sing the Anthem (God have mercy on the ears of those near me) and I think there’s a lot to be said for a National Anthem that’s based on an old drinking song, but I can see not singing it at all at sporting events.
Seems like these days political issues penetrate all aspects of our lives (maybe they always have) and the only response is to stop it.
Lupo I’m not saying that. I just don’t see the “immensely more talented” part of this
I posted it to see if your common sense would kick in but I guess I was asking too much.
it was always false patriotism anyway… there’s no real good reason for it
you also think the giants have the best DL in the NFL so forgive me if I don’t trust your scouting acumen
Because people are protesting the anthem they’ll do away with it? i have a hard time believing that.
Lupo I disagree, unless you mean ‘forced’ participation. It isn’t ‘false’ for me.
or you could stop being a short-sighted dick and just wait and see
Weech The people who have the biggest problem with Kaepernick are probably some of the same people in favor of “the South shall rise again” and Carolina’s right to fly a confederate flag.
Weech @ sporting events. Can you give me a good reason why we should sing the National Anthem at sporting events?
So in this senario Justin is a “long-sighted dick”
Doesn’t seem better
sports and the national anthem have no real connection…. baseball did it in 1913 so everyone else joined in… i’m not questioning your feelings, i’m questioning the need for the anthem prior to a sporting event
People are hypocrites. It’s not that much of a stretch. People also sit down at home for the national anthem all the time and aren’t crucified.
Duffster U should be happy to be ignored. You can troll whoever you want and not have to deal with their trolls. Win Win
Lupo and I’m asking what is “immensily better” about wentz
Lupo Dak’s arm strength is not average. so you are 0 for 1
Bill_In_FL I’m not sure why the NFL couldn’t forbid it if they really wanted to, but it would be a PR disaster
Bill_In_FL Weech To help keep patriotism alive. Do you know how many people hear the National Anthem at sporting events that otherwise would not hear it at all?
I posted the start of what is immensely better about Wentz below but you had to be a fucking topper.
Lupo It’s also funny considering that the NFL made the armed forces pay in excess of $200M for mentions of them or honoring them during a game.
The duff avatar didn’t feel right and I don’t have my other on this computer. Back to 92 for now.
Yes, I’m aware nobody gives a shit.
Weech Which is why they won’t, they are letting teams deal with it in house.
cloisterwater You do though. You’re the silent guardian. The watcher of the night. The poop ninja.
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL They could. Freedom of speech doesn’t apply to employers.
Wentzadelphia Bill_In_FL Weech
I’m sorry, but ‘forcing’ people to sing the National Anthem and not have the option to not do so, is NOT patriotism and won’t do a damn thing to keep it ‘alive’.
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sports and the national anthem have no real connection…. baseball did it in 1913 so everyone else joined in… i’m not questioning your feelings, i’m questioning the need for the anthem prior to a sporting event
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don’t all countries?
Weech There’s nothing that’s a bad move for the NFL. People judge them but people still tune in anyway. Won’t change until they start losing money.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Well, I’d wager that the people that sit down at home aren’t doing so as some form of protest
Bill_In_FL Wentzadelphia Weech Lip service patriotism
@ Justin
If it makes u feel any better, Dak and Wentz were immensity more talented than Kirk…
Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo NFL did NOT do that, individual teams did (and to my mortification, the Cowboys were one). The NFL put a stop to the practice
Kaepernick gets paid millions to play a game and he’s talking about racial inequality
Fiversons No Spin Zone Don’t put Wentz in that category. He threw for 2 TDs last game. Them suckers threw for 0.
Dongtavious Steelwang That’s not fair. I am for Kaep having the right to do as he wishes for the anthem, but I think he has verbally expressed his beliefs on the matter terribly.
yes, that is where Americans gather. its a tradition to honor the people who died for our freedom
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL Wentzadelphia Weech Which isn’t patriotism at all.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang The pig socks aren’t doing much to contribute to the conversation constructively. He has fucked it up a bit.
I don’t know.. but what is a good reason to do it? just seems unnecessary
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece You honor freedom by living it
At least he practiced what he preached… I say if u don’t wanna wear a helmet or seatbelt, oh well if u die not wearing one…
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz Darwinism at its best.
then sit down. don’t say “its pointless” when it matters so much to so many people.
It has everything to do with trolls making too much out of 1st week.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Helmets are uncool. Deglovings and skull fractures are super metal.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece I've never heard any Sports league say that is why they play it.
lupo, cmn, bill, do I have this right?
you want to get rid of the national anthem at sporting events?
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece I don't have any strong feelings about one way or the other. They could keep it or can it and I think I'll be able to move on with my life.
Fiversons No Spin Zone “I’m not saying we should kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying we should remove all the disclaimers and warnings and let the problem solve itself.”
Redskins lost eagles won yet power rankings respect Redskins more than philly still….lmfao. The East Championship runs thru DC. Got to beat us to be us, the Champions.
I’m more concerned with the NFL getting rid of commercials after kickoffs/punts/scores/reviews.
Bill_In_FL Wentzadelphia Weech Who is forcing them to sing it?
Guys it’s a fucking song.
Francis Scott Key ripped off an Anacreon drinking song.
Want to celebrate our country? Exercise the freedom you have here.
Fiversons No Spin Zone At the end of the day, the NFL is entertainment. You don’t have to stand for the national anthem in a movie or TV show either.
I didn’t say they were equivalents. None of them really serve a purpose related to football.
dude, the cowboys game was ridiculous after scores. sooooo many commercials
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze a song, where multiple members of the military open a field-wide American flag. you salute imo.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I do too. And I’m not overly nationalist or anything. It’s just become somewhat of a tradition.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece No, you don't. What I said was that, given the rage of protests and the right of the people who are protesting to do so, I don't think the NFL has any choice BUT to stop. I DIDN'T say 'I' want to do so.
lupo do you respect the American flag at all?
fans at a live sporting event serve no purpose in pro sports? is that what you’re saying?
You only salute if you served dumbass,
That’s their right.
The protesting seems to be vastly overstated in this conversation.
lol just saw the featured comment. nice fives.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m not overly against it either. I’ll stand for a salute to the flag or a national anthem. I get it’s tradition, but it’s also not “necessary” as if it’s a checkmark to your patriotism.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece What are you more against - book burning or flag burning?
cloisterwater It is. Because I’m a die hard Boys fan and I love not much else better than beating Washington, it adds even more to my desire for them to do so, just to see RCU’s rationalizations that Washington is a SB team if Dallas does beat them and Washington falls to 0-2.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Well then I know where you stand.
of course I respect our country and what the flag stands for.. but don’t act like the anthem before a sporting event means anything about respect.. that’s just silly
Bill_In_FL cloisterwater He was talking about RCU and his comment.
You Redskins fans better quit acting like philly and cowboys fans. We got beat by 2 4th and short 30 yrd TDs that were covered and another TD that bounced off another player in the endzone that was ridiculous. We were STILL down by 1 score with 10 min to go. It aint that fucking bad. Week 1, get your fucking big boy pants on for christ sakes quit embarrassing yourselfs and the Champions. We own the fucking est. 2x SB MVP Champion and 1st ballet HOF Ben doesnt play for the bitch ass eagles, cowboys or giants. Quit being a bunch of pussies already.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece lol not like romance novels or some shit. The flag is ultimately just a piece of cloth that represents something much bigger than what it actually is. Better to honor the ideals more than just the symbol.
Lupo so forget the song. when multiple military members spread a giant American flag on the field. do you not feel its respectful to stand?
Sir Squatch Well, I’m not sure what you mean. Kapernick did it, then a soccer player did it, now, on opening weekend at least three more NFL teams staged some kind of protest or other. IT looks like it is a growing trend, if it continues to grow the NFL has to have some kind of response
I simply think the two are mutually related.
Can we be done with this retarded notion of not having the national anthem played before games thing?
Thanks.
we’re talking about the song… you’re adding in military members as if they are the same thing
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece Not really. You can act all high and mighty about the flag but if you don't give a shit for what it actually stands for, it doesn't even matter. Just a way to pretend you're patriotic instead of living up to the ideals of the country.
Bill_In_FL So have we reached 10 NFL players who have “protested” yet?
it is. that is part of the national anthem. the salute to the flag.
I like tradition… I like having it personally… I think it’s good…
It’s weird playing Dallas week 2. Usually it’s in the middle of the season after some build up
Lupo It’s just so many words to say “Redskins sux”
Lupo, which fruit do you find least offensive – Hitler melons or Bin Laden berries?
see, this goes way deeper than what I think about the flag. We have differing views on in-equality and racism as well. I don’t think it’s nearly as bad as you and lupo think.
<--- Vin Diesel's side piece I mean it is, but we've had that discussion plenty of times before and I don't think it's worth diving into again. We'll leave it where it is.
cloisterwater It’s our right as free Americans to not work on arbitrary days of the year
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when did the flag become synonymous with the military?
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I give up.
cloisterwater Which given our time spent on this site, is every day
HailBandG I would classify Eva Braun’s chest as more grapefruit-ish.
you could have given up down there, now it’s just going to keep going
#InJayWeTrust really weird to be playing back to back division games
does this offend you? http://www.partycity.com/category/holiday+parties/4th+of+july+party+supplies.do
Dallas…for certain. You’re annoyed at some Dallas fans. But can’t stand some Skins fans. Simple math. Even Lupo can’t messed this equation up. 😛
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz Stalin's Stogies Fidel's Ferraris
You know one of the freedoms that flag stands for is the right to protest, right?
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer HailBandG Leave the Dutch alone. They brought weed and stoops to New York.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang HailBandG What kind of a weakass name is New Amsterdam anyway
cloisterwater Are you calling Fiversons fat because he works at home a la Homer Simpson?
Not until we sweep the fucking eagles again. Then youll care
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz I'm terrible at this game
cloisterwater That Drinking Bird is tapping his way to a promotion though
Reminds, what happened last week when Injay called in Keal? I left right before.
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer HailBandG I just learned that pizza rat in Dutch is pizza rat.
Weech “want your modship back?”
“yes”
“well you’re not getting it”
🙁
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Well, to be accurate, Francis Scott Key did no such thing. He wrote a ‘poem’ while watching the British pound the crap out of a fort in the Chesapeake Bay. He later adapted it to the tune of an https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anacreonic song written by John Stanford Smith, a British songwriter and Anacreonist. Anacreon was a GREEK poet who was very popular in Britain at t he time and wrote odes to the pleasures of love and wine. Hence the idea that it was an old ‘drinking song’. primarily because the words fit (kinda like ‘America the Beautiful & ‘God Save the Queen).
they are looking at condos. nothing in their price range, yet.
The dixie chicks dropped by and gave everybody blowjobs and weech was demodded
cloisterwater I always miss the fun times when I’m away from here for a few days!
Sir Squatch cloisterwater He who went to a stripper wedding says he missed out on the fun
Wentzadelphia Bill_In_FL cloisterwater
Which is why I started my response with ‘It is”, meaning, it is sad. Then I added my personal thoughts
Dongtavious Steelwang Well I missed the fun times here at least, not all the fun times ever
Right, so stop trying to fuck with others freedom.
Another reminder about how insanely athletic NFL players are
I dont think Id accept a hummer from those heffers. Beater volunteers to check thier shorts for cock first.
I’m not even gonna ask what I missed. I’ll just assume Lupo is right & Justin is wrong (again)
How would Weech know InJay called Keal if as he said he left right before it? Maybe he just wanted to talk about it again??? Things that make you go hmmmmm.
Dongtavious Steelwang I don’t know how, but this is racist.
Dongtavious Steelwang I took this as a reminder of how shit Case Keenum is
How dare he jump like that on a field that had a giant US Flag on it earlier!
-Justin
Good answer. Always dodge the question if it calls Weech out for lying.
Just using your dumbass arguments against you.
no, you are whining. I didn’t have a dumb argument. seeing how most of the country stands for the anthem
LOL You’re getting the $20 no matter what. I’m a man of my word
I’ll check PayPal again to see if the transfer has been processed on their end
Oddly enough, one of the ideals this country was founded on was to protect the minority against the majority.
#InJayWeTrust cloisterwater I need to see a Dawkins motivational speech to Dorenobos before the final round.
If you don’t actually do it, Dawkins will tear that bag off your head, fart in it, and put it back on your head.
Hes missing hair from his forehead where the bell end of cocks have rubbed for years.
RCULegendOfASkullForker Not even if they hum the National Anthem while giving you a blow job?
RCULegendOfASkullForker Speaking from experience?
No this common information reguarding philly residents. All over the news
“The National Anthem celebrates military conquests and is out of place at sporting events,’’ wrote Guy Mainella, a sports radio talk show host in Boston in the 1970s. “For what reason should the nation’s sports fans proclaim their devotion to the country every time athletes prepare for action?”He added, “It’s a game we’re about to watch, not the Battle of Iwo Jima.” http://www.wbur.org/cognoscenti/2016/08/31/the-star-spangled-banners-place-in-sports-peter-may
The rookie’s debut has created buzz both locally and nationally. Beyond Philadelphia, the top markets for Wentz merchandise are New York, Washington, Baltimore and Los Angeles.
Baltimore and LA must have a lot of Cowboys fans.
The Redskins have to move on from Cousins this offseason, right? Serious question. I don’t know what options they’ll have, but signing Cousins to a long term deal can’t be a realistic option.
Mytee32 Yours is coming in the mail shortly. It’s your American right to do with it what you will.
Mytee32 If you burn his autobiography though I’ll cut you
Seems a bit quick to jump to that conclusion, but he needs to bounce back well to fight for a deal next year.
A bit early to be saying this.
Tho this time last year he was known as Kirk the Kunt by DC fans…
cloisterwater It’s literally one game against an AFC contender. If he’s still bad by week 4 they’re going to have to consider it.
What if he plays pretty well in some games and like last night in others? I’d have to imagine that talent evaluators have seen enough of him to know he’s not a good long term solution.
cloisterwater The better question is “Washington has to move on from Jay Gruden this offseason, right?”
cloisterwater I think consistency is going to be a huge part of them giving him a contract
You could see it last season as well. Especially if you go back and look at his games now.
cloisterwater The counterpoint to that is his market value is going to be clearly decreased, and they could sign him to a short 2 year gap deal to give him a chance to improve at a low $ per year.
It’s simple. He’s a rhythm passer that looks great when the expected happens. What he struggles with are off schedule plays and when a team takes the rhythm away. The good news for him is that there aren’t many teams in the league that can do what Pittsburgh did last night because most teams aren’t as well coached as Pittsburgh.
cloisterwater Again, 1 game. I don’t expect Wentz to throw for 32 TDs this season (would be dope if he did).
Last season had 16 games in it for every team. Redskins and Cousins played 17.
Now if you offer me some Dixie Dudes we can talk about it…. -RCU
Why not always run a form of the up tempo. He does look much better when running it. I’m not talking Chip craziness, but something.
Show me where I said we were SB team this year.
What did he say about it? Is he protesting the actual song now?
so mytee is still over hyping the steelers
Fiversons No Spin Zone Just some history behind the anthem.
Maybe Justin shouldn’t be so quick to jump down Lupo’s throat on it…
I would just never put my eggs in that basket. He might be “ok” during the regular season, but he’ll never be a QB that will lead a team deep into the postseason unless that team is a completely dominant defensive type team. I saw that last ear as well. Last night just illustrated it more.
cloisterwater That’s assuming a guy can never develop any further than he’s already at. We’re one game into the season, and teams improve. Too early to make any judgments, but never too early for a good ol’ troll.
Mytee – Don’t overreact. We’ll know more this week. If the Skins don’t show up against Dallas in an important division game we can hit the panic button. Just put this one behind us and move on.
I don’t get what you don’t understand about him playing 17 games last season. It’s not one game Dong.
splooz At least you don’t have Jared Goof under center. That guy is a riot.
cloisterwater And he put up a pretty solid resume over 17 games given his end of season stats.
Well Dong you can also make the counterpoint that Cousins was pretty flipping good last year. That works too.
Then they dont die and they just become vegtables or disabled that cost millions to keep alive or not working, either we fucking pay for others stupidity. People should be required for just the sake of not having to pay for their aftercare….
Skins are likely a mediocre team. Mediocre teams lose to good teams. If they don’t show some fight against a shit team is when we need to be worried.
cloisterwater I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF HOW GOOD I THINK HE THINKS HE WAS!
He did well throwing downfield and had the highest accuracy in the league with a solid YPA behind it. Overall, pretty decent.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Ban you, this was from episode 2
Dongtavious Steelwang Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze #nerdfight
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Gonna end in some ripped pocket protectors
I’ll take that ban as long as no one else ever has to see any of those movies
I wasn’t even really trying to troll. I would certainly be looking for a better option at QB if I were the skins. I’d bet McC is already thinking about it as well. We’ll see what happens this season and in the offseason. I was just thinking about it and thought I;d bring it up. Probably a bad day to do so, my bad.
Problem with your theories on helmets and seatbelts is all the people that do live but are all fucked up and we have to pay billions taking care of degenerate imbeciles who are disabled or vegtables due to thier own stupidity. They should have to pay for med care themselves and if they cant afford it be thrown out onto the street.
give it a few weeks before you start trollin other QBs
Well we know he was keeping his options open by only tagging him and not negotiating anything longer but you phrased pretty fucking troll like.
He has 15 more games to show he deserves the contract. They’re not throwing him out with the jizz after the whole team played bad last night.
LOL it’s just week 1 I guess is my thing. I know overreaction Tuesday, but still. Nobody’s proved anything yet.
It came off as a troll, but Scot knowing the situation with Kirk only under contract for 1’year and knowing that he may or may not be the QB he wants long term has probably already started thinking about the future.
Eagles are not good yet
Redskins are not yet doomed
Giants luck out again
Cowboys well, they suck
I’m not certain Wentz is a franchise QB, but every single team passed on Cousins a few times for a reason. He just doesn’t look like he’ll ever be a great QB to me. If you disagree, that’s fine.
I don’t think any teams FO is panicked after a week. They’re in that position cause they’re more patient than fanatics.
cloisterwater Every single team passed on Brady and on Wilson at least once. It just seems like a fallacious argument to make.
1 week and eagles found a hof qb and start telling others how to do it. LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!! try beating us once this year first. That qb swept your bitch asses and we fucking ended your football lives the past 2 years running about to make it III. Sit the fuck down cloust. Better yet, bow the fuck down to your masters and champions, the Washington Redskins.
It was more just me thinking out loud honestly. It probably did sound trollish and the timing of it probably is pretty trolly, but it’s fresh on the brain. I don’t really disagree with what you just said.
U can name 2 that worked out. There is a list of 100s if not thousands that didn’t.
Wentzadelphia Any player drafted in round 2 or below that has been successful has been passed on by at least every team.
Just wanted to point out that this pursuit is in Banning, California.
Is that why that comment below got deleted?
Montana was drafted in the 3rd round, Favre wasn’t drafted in the 1st, Drew Brees drafted in the 2nd….
Yeah a PS QB shows that.
The lack of a long term contract for Kirk shows a lack of confidence in Kirk by Scot
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I dunno, Justin deleted his post for some reason
Dongtavious Steelwang So one of them was passed on a few times and the others don’t fall in this subject.
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Self moderation. Finally!
STFU Fuws, we are having serious discussions about big rig police chases
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz lol "Film is out on Cousins" for real tho?
A full season of film wasn’t enough, this one game pushed it over the edge
Eagles played a zone defense last year…..
Tho Billy Davis needs to be factored in.
Sir Squatch Once teams get game film on this kid he’s gonna be stopped!
Sir Squatch lol you can’t maneuver a semi with those little shits
cloisterwater A horror show on for about 40 minutes every Sunday, not counting commercials?
but before that happened beater got hacked by RCU, who was previously hacked by Cloist
cloisterwater Who were all murdered by Mosley texting and driving
/sarc on I see the ‘Genius Chip’ offense continues to befuddle NFL defenses. /sarc off
Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater should have worn seatbelts
“Im not even trying to troll”….-cliterouswater
And you have to say this because……..?
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I forget why honestly lol
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Na, North Koreans suck at the Internetz, blame Isreal, France, Russia, or China
I guess if they believe its toxic waste, they aren’t risking a maneuver?
Honestly, nothing they can do without drastic measures and he doesn’t seem to be causing any serious issues so I think they’d rather him drive himself out
When you have a TD bounced off the intended WR to another, its hard to have a bad day.
Breaking stupid made up news:
Howie has traded Pennsylvania’s state capitol for Nevada’s and moved it to Philly.
Sir Squatch “Yeah, we’re just gonna ride this one out and let him tucker himself out.”
Apparently film is out and nobody played the Redskins in zone deffense…..holy fucking shitballs people…lmfao. today is a historically hilarious day. Cant wait to play the east teams.
cloisterwater I’m doing it in honor of the “Gillette Next Level Post” of the Day
yeah, but man they risk a PR nightmare if he kills some innocent driver on the road.
<--- girlfriend has bigger dick They're also risking a PR nightmare with a toxic waste spill, so everyone kinda loses on this one
Take it easy there butty boy. It’s to early in the season for you to be losing your mind.
I don’t think anybody else put the pieces together yet. and honestly, it’s not worth it.
cloisterwater I always like a well thought out post that makes you think though.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze girls shirt. fitting. lol
I know they are paying Chase Daniel starter money. That also shows the lack of confindence in Wentz.
The pain from the Redskins owning you guys pand taking away the past 2 years from you is palpable today.
Starter money is now 5 mil as this is what Chase makes this year. Get with it butty boy your trolls make no sense.
3-1 and ended your football lives past 2 years straight
I still have no clue wtf youre talking about
Dave Mangels @Southern_Philly
Mildly interesting that the guys Pederson has brought with him from KC are guys he plans on never having to play.
—-
lol
<--- girlfriend has bigger dick The backup plan is the one you never have to turn to Although Schwartz is using a lot of his former guys
0-1 this season and back in the basement where you belong. LOL
Do you know the capital of Nevada? And no, it’s not Las Vegas.
Chase got starter money. Not eagles Sam Bradford starter money thats top tier but nontheless they paid him starter money. Keep crying, it gives me power.
We are the current champs and played the Steelers an actual NFL team, not the Browns. Lol
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I can find one though
“PEDERSON SYSTEM ‘TOO EASY’ TO UNDERSTAND SAYS FORMER EAGLE PLAYER”
Hey guys if we beat the Browns can we claim SB and HOF QB too?
U are currently 0-1 and we are currently 1-0 and u are in the NFC East basement. Enjoy the view from down there butty boy. LMAO
Bill_In_FL Wentzadelphia Pocket change.
-Jae Hizzood
RCULegendOfASkullForker
You are not the ‘current’ champs. You are LAST years NFC East Champ. Big difference.
Butty Boy RCU is losing his mind today. The rest of the Skins fans have been real about the beat down.
cloisterwater He’s driving the tanker full of toxic waste?
your team might be fighting the Browns for the rights to Deshone Kizer
Biggest concern? None we play the fucking eagles twice and cowboys and giants too.
Kirk did beat the Bruns in 2012 subbing for RGBob. Bridge…crossed.
Whatever you say Butty Boy. Enjoy the view from the basement.
If we end up with a top pick and don’t draft a defender I will likely crap my pants.
If you end up with a top pick, QB is probably your biggest need.
splooz There’s a great center waiting to be taken top 5 I’m sure
Not really. Just not a huge fan of Watson at the pro level. I’d prefer a 2nd round QB.
We set on O. We looked potent as shit Kirk just a little too amped for the game imo. Missed a few throws and we didnt get a single break. No big deal week 1
I thought this was a jab at rcu. He loved a center during the draft.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Sauces say he also loves lamp
cloisterwater Hey. Only Howie finds 1st round talent in the second and third rounds.
RCULegendOfASkullForker Shit being the key word here Butty Boy. LMAO.
What about Kizer? I don’t pretend to be able to judge college QBs coming out of college actually. I play an armchair draft scout on the blog, but even I can;t pretend to get the QB position right. It’s so damn hard.
splooz
And of course the 2012 teams are clearly relevant to 2016. Hey, the Browns beat the crap out of Washington in the 50’s, is that relevant?
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/90516962/1 minute ago
We set on O. We looked potent as shit Kirk just a little too amped for the game imo. Missed a few throws and we didnt get a single break. No big deal week 1
So you weren’t a big fan of Ryan Kelly from Alabama?
Man your memory is fucked.
Monz Venus cloisterwater “YEAH!”
-Recently traded CB Eric Rowe
Had to bring this to the top. Even RCU admits they looked like shit.
Williams got hurt last year just like the book on him said. They picked up the best pass rusher in the draft last year in rd 2 while picking up a pro bowl G. Wake the fuck up.
It’s the first round where he struggles most lol. And Preston looks like a first round talent to me.
Sir Squatch Well that’s just nonsense, however considerate
As a top pick?
DL is way more needed for DC imo
I know he’s off to a nice start but I don’t know much about him. More importantly…I just want a rad ILB
They’re both needs to me and it’ll take 1-2 years of drafting and luck to improve the unit.
lol ok…shame the Redskins can;t run the ball worth a lick with such a stud RG taken 5th overall
Wentzadelphia Never thought I’d say this, but that exceeds any Choy post about the Boys
Fair. Just that the value for lbs isn’t usually there for a top pick.
Tho I don’t know much about this up coming draft class and less about the ilb prospects
cloisterwater Also Scherff isn’t a Pro Bowler. #jokepost
CLOiSTER dropping the knowledge
https://twitter.com/JODYHiGHROLLER/status/775145451737714688
Thanks for agreeing with the point I was making?
Wentzadelphia Bill_In_FL
Yep, that team which rushes for 55 yds in a game and has a QB who throws 2 INTs in the Red zone is clearly a SB contender
I’d also be happy taking Lenny Fournette if we’re picking top of draft area.
splooz “Would not recommend doing that for a running back”
-Cowboys fans from the future
LOL Redskins. https://twitter.com/DallasCowboysFr/status/775780252253581312
Fiversons No Spin Zone agreed. and that’s coming from a lil dicky fan
https://twitter.com/MaioccoCSN/status/775784857662136320
So they traded back into the first round for this guy and he is a backup guard and isn’t even active on game day? Wouldn’t you be certain on a guard if you’re willing to trade back into the firs round for him. Just seems confusing.
His grandparents survived the holocaust for this?
Bill_In_FL We are all homers and want to see the best in our teams but this clown RCU is clueless.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I just laughed at work, at a time when I shouldn’t be laughing lol getting dirty looks
Almost as crazy as trading up to get a QB at #1 and then having him inactive
Chip forcing a player to sit on the bench?
Never heard of that happening before.
They traded they’re second, fourth and sixth to move back into the late first (28) and also got back a 7th…just to take this guy who is now inactive.
Sir Squatch I just watched the niners game here at the office. I see no reason not to put Goff in. Keenum is terrible.
Perfect pass by Kirk. How did he drop it? https://twitter.com/Brickwallblitz/status/775786155325460480
I see some redskins did the same. Awesome.
<--- girlfriend has bigger dick Nope. Most of us are true Americans.
Do they not want it played because they think it’s unecessary or because of something else?
John KeimESPN Staff Writer
One issue the Redskins want to avoid is tipping off their coverages. It’s another reason why they’re reluctant to have one corner isolated on a receiver. Add it to the reasons why they didn’t have Josh Norman simply cover Antonio Brown Monday night. If Norman is lined up opposite Brown, it would signal man coverage and the Redskins like to mix up their looks. They could clearly do it more if they wanted, but it’s among the reasons they’re reluctant to do so, coach Jay Gruden said.
That’s all well and good, but, when one of your CBs is getting pwned big time, isn’t it time to change the plan?
Wentzadelphia <--- girlfriend has bigger dick just a joke about cowboys fans generalities
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s a Libtard thing. Be tolerant to their beliefs but are intolerant to anyone else’s. It’s just the way they are.
Bill_In_FL Easier said than done when you’re dealing with Ben and the best receiver in the league
Eskin just dropped this story about Kiko,
He didn’t know what Swiss cheese was.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze It’s what his brain is going to look like 30 years from now
I don’t get coaches sometimes. Get your best player on the other teams best player. Your second option sucks. If you don’t want to tip your hand or you cave to what the other team is doing then and you don’t have a good second option then you’re a bad coach. See Garrett. See Joe Barry
#InJayWeTrust
The truck just made a nice u-turn a few minutes ago.
We should really scratch our whole constitution and government and start over. Many of the forefathers were racist and it’s not fair to everybody who wasn’t given equal say at the time.
#InJayWeTrust Bill_In_FL So they should have done what they did and let Brown continually abuse Breeland? Doesn’t seem like a winning strategy to me
cloisterwater They ran out of space is what he didn’t tell you
I didn’t know tattoo artists could write that small.
Apparently some dangerous shit could be in the big rig. This is fascinating
cloisterwater Maybe, but that won’t solve our racial problems. It will just ‘mask’ them for a bit, if at all. When we are a nation of ‘perfect’ people, then we can have a reasonable expectation that the government we have will be perfect.
#InJayWeTrust Is that like the ‘Big Bus’ w Lucille Ball & Dezi Arnaz?
#InJayWeTrust I smell Hollywood movie based on a true story
And radiation
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/775790740630888448 Lol. Might be Canada, but two tears in a bucket….
#InJayWeTrust
They should have had some cop jump on the back of the cab during the u-turn and pull the service lines.
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz lol at the hat
Take pride in that you can’t be this bad, Redskins fans.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MikeWellsNFL/status/775351115848224768
Wentzadelphia
Personally, I’m ‘thrilled’ he’s out of Dallas as well. He sucks. THey bent over backwards to give him the chance to be successful.
“Having been waived by the Cowboys at the tail end of the offseason due to poor production and a low ceiling,”
He’s just not as good as even Brice Butler, who replaced him.
Not trying to get political but what kind of dumb shit thinks they can “power through pneumonia”? That shit fucks you up son!
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/12/politics/hillary-clinton-health-transparency/index.html
someone dumb enough to think they can hide that they have pneumonia
skoolz Dongtavious Steelwang So are the Eagles, but not within division, so you may be right
Glad you’ve come back from extinction, Wentz is the NFL MVP
Eli and Co were pretty disappointing. JPP and co were not.
skoolz Yep it’s the real Skoolz, Where in the hell have you been?
running from the feds. bitches won’t leave me alone. I blame Drumpf
skoolz beast DL. I’ve been touting them as among the best in the league. and been getting trolled like crazy for it.
skoolz LOL, beating a team that has a rookie 4th rd draft pick @ QB & a rookie RB, and it’s best pass rushers suspended by 1 point when you have a veteran QB and arguably one of the best WRs in the NFL is hardly grounds for celebration
That’s a mighty long time. https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/775731744817414160
Brandon carr couldn’t have tried less to make that int.
could be bc it’s on;y week 1??? but holding the fag from Ohio to just 50 yards on 20 carries with “the best OL” in front of him is pretty i mpressive.
Bill_In_FL skoolz
We won an opener against Dallas. It’s grounds for celebration. As McAdoo said after the game twice- “be humble in victory”. He knows.
1st win on opening night in 7 years. we gonna celebrate this shit!
<--- Necrophiliac skoolz Now it's touting, earlier you claimed it was a bold prediction. Make up ur mind.
Luckily it was an INT. I think the WR gets killed if he attempted to catch it
I just saw a clip on tv of what looked like a Bengal player pushing mike tomlin?
skoolz Nope, pretty sure he has pictures of Jerry having sex with farm animals.
This fucking loser pulled over, parked in a parking stop at a rest stop, and surrendered. Lame
I wanted a standoff or something. I didn’t stay on the livestream for this
Frenchie! @skoolz Nada. You? —- chilaxin. enjoying my new gig and new crib up in NJ. had to get out of NYC. too many fucking hajis
skoolz Good stuff. Make sure you stand for the anthem. Or Justin will come get you
fuck the anthem. where in the Constitution does it say it’s mandatory to stand for it?
<--- Necrophiliac Are you really to stupid to figure out who that is?
<— Necrophiliac Are you really to stupid to figure out who that is?
It’s kind of sad to see he is this dumb. I give the kid to much credit.
Fuck, we will never get the smell out of here….
Hey, skools welcome back.
cloisterwater You are fucked up, you know Lil J believes you.
cloisterwater meh. he’s trying too hard with the pic up top
We said the samething about Oregon in 2013 after the first game.
eagles fans, remember these days? When you won one game and thought Chip was Bill Belicheck?
Don’t let him fool you just because the 49ers beat the horrible Rams.
Wait for the power grab, and the trade of Hyde for Kiko
rep138 Bill_In_FL skoolz Try to be less sensitive. The post I was responding to was by a Washington fan.
If you care to go back I congratulated the Giants on their win with no reservations. You outplayed us, end of story.
your coach is Jay Gruden and your QB is Kirk Cousins….let it sink in
Cunty was a Dallas fan.
Unless you are just calling me a cunt.
I see an Eagles first rounder in there
RIP in pieces Bridgewater
Wentzadelphia You should pray that Wentz doesn’t get hurt. Just sayin’
I do but doesn’t mean I can’t copy a silly MeMe and post it.
Why he can just post on here and have the same effect.
Tire148 Sure, but, those who post meme’s mocking other teams QBs who get hurt should hope even more.
H2O are you here and if so can I post a picture of Tits for Skoolz without getting your fired?
Here you go Skoolz, just for you. http://i.imgur.com/Zt9fhs9.png
Browns are getting more coverage than the Eagles in ESPN. I guess they don’t like good QBs. Just injured ones.
Some fag in here acted like I wasnt going to be here. As if I have ever run in my life from anything. The Forker doesnt run away, the forker runs thru.
not skoolz imo. and squatch left at 1pm PT….. I’m onto you tiny feet.
Yeah you don’t run anymore, you have a golf cart to make your getaways.
Weech lol keep stirring. I know you know its not him
okay bitches, I’m out,. gotta run and catch my bus. hasta la pasta. weech go suck a bull’s burrito.
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/13/mychal-kendricks-philadelphia-eagles-snaps-role/
Beaster & H2O,
We worked out Dobson….
Guessing work is still in ny.
If you really want proof, go thru his posts
its either squatch or beaster. prob squatch cause he knows how to hide an IP
lol I don’t really care. I just don’t think its him. I miss the old skoolz. the one who was here everyday and homer’d out
Yeah Squatch was posting 4 months ago about the draft to setup this joke.
You get it yet?
<--- Thinks Puerto Ricans smell like shit You really are this stupid....
when Tribe is done running his routes, send him home for supper
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PP8NZut.gif[/img]
I never thought you could smoke yourself stupid.
Then I met Justin.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze This is your brain on drugs
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’ve met all of your internet selves, and I can in fact say you are all terrible
I’ll let it slide this once. But next time I will challenge you to a duel, your choice of poutine.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
And?
@Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Except Weech. that guy is a saint
Anything I can do to help make things clearer for you, slow-j
Justins Gay Lion Get your lover to lay off the drugs. And read a book
Half credit for a Philly fan.
That’s like an A+ on a Canadian curve.
I think I’ll be logging off and packing for 4 nights in the Tetons/Wind Rivers. Talk to you faggooooooots Sunday unless a bear eats me in which case I’ll be posting that you’re a bunch of cunts from hell.
Lil J. Click on Skoolz name, go back and look at his posts from 3 months ago and you can see it’s him. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure this out just someone with a tiny bit of common sense.
that’s like, proof that’s valid, youre right.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’ve been doxxed. I’m out.
splooz One tip to survive: don’t be Timothy Treadwell.
Wentzadelphia why you care so much if I don’t think its skoolz?
Seriously what’s the end game on this troll in slow-j’s mind?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’m not trolling
I see I came back at a good time…
Deangelo just scored another TD…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I don’t know, how has this place become 50% justin discussion
Fiversons No Spin Zone lol dude. have a beer.
pretty sure you’re not allowed to say that, but I never had a sister so I don’t know the rules
No if skools were actually someone else.
What’s the pay off?
<--- Thinks Puerto Ricans smell like shit Howie's Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Wow LOL
apparently it bothers a lot of people when I’m suspicious of a random skoolz drive by
It bothers us when we provide proof he is skools and you keep on spouting dumb shit
and just stop. I don’t care and he’s gone. STFU already
I have a feeling Justin would fall for it. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/14128895_962747087180935_632300347_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTMzNjQxMTA2NzUyMjAzMjAzMA%3D%3D.2
It took me a while, but I’m finally over you thinking skoolz isn’t skoolz, Justin.
cloisterwater Who else would sport such a terrible avatar with impunity?
#skoolstruthers
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/775803235374239744
Curry’s effort didn’t show in the box score but I thought he had a real good game
cloisterwater LOL this could be seen two ways………Wentz can drop it in the bucket, and the WR’s are Garbage
I can;t refute that. Did you not see the horrible video he did in HS?
8 Things from Sunday/Monday
1. Wentz played well
2. Browns have worst defense in league
3. Cowboys OLine second biggest disappointment vs Giants, Linehan play calling biggest
4. Giants have good defense
5. Cowboys secondary mocked Eli and his WRs.
6. Washington can’t run the ball
7. Washington can’t stop the run
8. The turnover ration, that was so positive for Washington last year, is reverting to the mean
Do you really think the Browns defense is worse than the Skins?
They’re defense isn’t even close to the worst in the league. Maybe worst team overall.
Otsitheiceman I disagree. In fact I think they are better than people think they are.
Russell Wilson Leftwich!!!!!!!!!
Otsitheiceman I think their offense is the worst.
Otsitheiceman I can see where they get worse as the season goes on because the offense is so bad that the D is going to spend a lot of time on the field.
Their offense is good, and when Gordon gets back,mits going to be really good.
Otsitheiceman I have a feeling they are going to be tanking very soon.
If Jay ran the ball and our guys up front blocked for him, sure… But he doesn’t and they don’t…
I dunno, seems like it would be tilting at windmills to go after Spiller for the Skins
I bet the parlay off the board, and I must have got the number “wrong”
God protects suckers and babies, and I ain’t no baby.
Otsitheiceman It’s always nice when a mistake pays off. Usually doesn’t happen.
that’s a little harsh. I’m sure most are straight
Otsitheiceman I’ve had it happen both ways over the years. Not sure if I’m ahead or behind on my mistakes. It’s close.
Shitrant thinks the Browns have the worst defense in all of football because he can’t handle Wentz looking good, but he thinks the Browns have a good offense. Can’t make this kind of stupidity up.
Stop giving likes till your team can win a game fuvers
Is it ok if u continually get Bush and Spiller momentarily confused?
Seriously?
Here’s a bet for you; find ANYTHING negative that I’ve EVER said about Wentz and win a prose.
Are you ready for the draft already fivers?
If you don’t want him to like your posts just do this.
Fives wishes he could go to tuna town on Hillary
Tire148
I’m sure Snacks is ready to take Kelce for some skating lessons.
I disagree. The a browns are, and I would have said this regardless of the result, the worst.
Well you just gave a backhanded compliment to wentz.
First saying he looked good, next saying the team he went up against is the worst defense in the league. Not really well hidden.
Well see I guess. They have a nice young line and Haden. Besides that they’re pretty damn bad.
God you are so dumb, I know you won’t be able to understand this, but by saying WENTZ IS GOOD, also saying the Brown are the worst defense, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WENTZ BEING GOOD. HES GOOD MEANS, HES GOOD, HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH WHO HE PLAYED.
You moron.
I’m actually a fan of that ilb they have, kirksey
I would have to be dumb to believe this.
Seeing you believe that just confirms your stupidity.
I think if I capitalized more words he would understand what you are trying to say…
Matt Mosley 4.1 I think if they lose to Dallas (which isn’t a sure thing by any means), he will be. Heck, If we lose I may start looking at the draft. 🙂
I have a golf cart to pimp around my beach town with. Nothing more or less.
cloisterwater Well, he may be right, but not for that reason.
Start 0-2, I won’t start looking at the draft I just won’t really care anymore…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I understand that, my Washington fan friend.
THe reason I asked where you lived in NC is that it is like 90% sure I’m moving to the Raleigh – Durham area pretty quickly
How about that Willie fucking Snead Huh?
Him and Matt Ryan my two FF heros, (and Dan Bailey of course) and Zeke and Dez my two FF zeros.
A win is a win though
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Drive 7 could’ve been ugly.
Fiversons No Spin Zone weezy retiring I think, based on the comments, I don’t have speakers at work
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze just like It fives.
He didn’t retire 8 years ago when he was making college garbage?
he’s been in a shitty situation with birdman
He did, then I editted it.
Trying to break him of his addiction.
Smart move, he’s like the 5th receiving option for DC
taper him off bro don’t make him go cold turkey
https://twitter.com/LRiddickESPN/status/775815622408232960
Norman was taking the other half of the field though!!!
Ben had a 150.0 rating when throwing to AB
<--- eventually going to be traded "Bitches." -Dalton and AJ
Redskins defense was getting lit up from every angle but Norman’s. I still think the half the field argument is one of the dumbest things in sports. The NFL is in spread. 5 players can catch the ball.
Nah, they actually threw at Norman when ab wasn’t there a few times and had some success. When ab lined up on Norman’s side Norman nearly had a fumble
Norman wouldn’t have stopped AB 1-on-1 either. He’s the best receiver in the league and it’s not close.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze should have fumble IMO. still, he wouldn’t have locked him down
#InJayWeTrust He’s fast, but he’s not like break your mind fast. He and Rice show that you don’t need to be huge if you can run really fucking good routes.
Dongtavious Steelwang right, but he’s so damn good it doesn’t matter.
Potentially NSFW, but also hilarious https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/527rbn/girls_eating_the_carolina_reaper_pepper_massive/
It was a tough call, I think if the refs had called it a fumble then it would have stood.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze It’s one of those things that whichever way its called, there’s not enough evidence to overturn it.
Dongtavious Steelwang right but it’s my favorite team that got the short end of the stick so it’s bullshit
Dongtavious Steelwang refs gotta take that into consideration IMO
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang As is custom, as is custom.
Mr 8 yards is running his mouth
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/775817283675365376
#InJayWeTrust He’s too busy suffering from PTSD against the Giants again
Dongtavious Steelwang
They should have had some milk standing by.
Didn’t seem like anyone knew about that in the house.
rep138 Dongtavious Steelwang Yeah that was about the most basic thing they could’ve done, and they didn’t even do that. Probably also goes to show they’ve never tried hot peppers before until that one.
Dongtavious Steelwang rep138
Dumb girls with nice tits so it wasn’t all bad.
rep138 Dongtavious Steelwang I liked that someone commented “I love how these girls are just filming a video with their sports bras while their mom is at home as if this is a normal thing.”
Was he laughing because he doesn’t have aQB to get him the ball?
Carolina Reaper Peppers are no shit. When I was stationed in South Carolina there was a chicken wings joint there that had a special item that was not on the menu, you had to know about it already and ask for it by name (and sign a waiver before eating them, and you couldn’t order them to-go, you had to eat them there at the place). they were called Capitol Punishments. Used those peppers plus some south american pepper, never saw anyone eat a dozen (saw one guy lose a 400 dollar bet over it), and just being at the table when they were being served made your eyes sting after a while. I never tried one.
22SnakePlissken5150 Like, at least get some god damn milk. Water is not going to save you with any hot pepper.
I had a ghost pepper beer once, no thanks.
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/23/65230/
Fiversons No Spin Zone 20 year old dickheads in the navy and marines will do some real dumb shit on dares and bets, man.
22SnakePlissken5150 I can’t handle too much heat. But doesn’t stop me from trying. Because I’m retarded.
penguinfarmer 22SnakePlissken5150 Silly flightless bird
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Those bitches were duummmbbbb. I hope they find a suitable man to take care of them because they look like the kind of bitches who will be on a street corner charging 50 bucks for suck jobs if they have to rely on their own wits and skills in life.
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang I think derpface filming the video was one of their boyfriends
I like spicy stuff, will put Frank’s red hot on a lot of stuff and not blink. But at a certain point it’s all just fire and pain. I don’t need to put myself thru that.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Yeah, when all you get is pain and no flavor there’s no real point.
When I was in high school the hazing was to eat a basket of wings called “flatliners” from a local wing joint, they made you sign a waiver before you ate them. Pretty much like eating pepper spray. Had a guy freak out and somehow managed to bust his sinus cavity and it was like a bloodbath in the bathroom from him trying to get it under control.
Ah the good ol days of hazing.
I was actually kind of annoyed about the “parent?”
Coddling her daughter after doing something really dumb.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I hate that buffalo sauce crap. I used to put Dave’s Insanity Sauce on my BBQ, my eggs, and fried taters, but now I’m a late 30’s guy whose stomach can barely handle a cheese stuffed jalapeno popper.
No not the buffalo sauce, just the regular hot sauce.
I’m not claiming its hot, just saying I like spicy.
Sir Squatch God damn. At least he wasn’t sodomized with them.
Worst I’ve had were wings doused in habenero and death sauce. No milk on hand but downed a couple of pitchers of water and had a fiery dump the next morning
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I grow my own habaneros. It’s more for novelty considering they are small plants I can keep on the balcony. But last year yielded a crop where I had to jar dozens of them. Just one is good for a stew, but every so often I’ll be daring to make something like stuff them with Italian sausage and mascarpone. Probably as hot as I can go [though I still suffer later on].
Hottest pepper I had was a guyanese wiri-wiri. I felt like I was shot in the chest.
penguinfarmer Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I had a few friends try some peppers my parents grow in the yard. They’re thai peppers that point up when they mature. Real hot sumbitches.
They ate a few, everything was fine at first….and then the heat hit.
Wierd hazing.
My HS just beat up the freshmen. Or water balloons full of pee, or stink bombs.
That’s another thing. The delay. Makes you take larger portions before you know its effect.
Weech video down below, two stupid little attention whores tried to eat Carolina Reaper Peppers and it did not turn out well, convo switched to awesome secret menu items from wings joints that might kill you.
22SnakePlissken5150 Weech Hi-lariously underprepared for the heat bomb that came.
That’s cool, I enjoy habaneros when they are used properly.
22SnakePlissken5150 Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Dave’s insanity sauce….I put a drop in diluted soup and I’m sweating. Couldn’t bear to douse that stuff on what I eat.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Yeah, one or two peppers in a stew or chili is perfect. It’s a nice tingly spice. The flavor is overrated imo. It’s like a medicinal, fruity flavor.
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Weech when that bitch lifted up the water bottle I was almost falling out of my chair before she even drank it, it was so funny.
Yeah when used right, they aren’t a painful burn. Just enough tho to let you know they are there.
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Still amazes me how that guy vaped it, snorted it, then rubbed it in his eye.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Ah, hazing. kind of backfired my freshman year, we were a bunch of big ass white kids and the seniors were a bunch of little midget cholos. Freshmen won the majority of the fights.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Slow burn is nice. Too much to forget what exactly you’re eating is horrible.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Odd that you call mine weird and then use piss balloons and violence as examples of “normal”
I like to put jalapenos on my nachos. They can get pretty spicy, let me tell you.
#InJayWeTrust It sucks that people take shit too far and ruin it. I think that when done right, hazing can be very good for team building and bonding.
Jalepenos are like a nice accessible heat. They’re not “easy” but they’ll at least make you sweat a little bit without cursing the moment you tried them.
Honestly seniors didn’t really get into it, I know I didn’t, it was more the sophomores.
I was cool with some sophomores so nothing happened to me. Also I was 6’2 my freshman year.
cloisterwater I had to build tolerance up to jalapenos before moving on to hotter peppers. Even now, they can still hurt once you become emboldened and eat them in bulk.
In my experience, Mexicans eat the spiciest food. i had friends in from India and they couldn’t handle our shit. Every time I’m at Indian or Thai, and I ask for their hottest level, they always look at me crazy. It aint shit son.
I know, I was just messing around. I do like jalapenos and they’re pretty much the spiciest I go now. I get crazy heart burn from anything hotter.
Weech Until you need a gas mask to prepare your curries, I’m gonna need to truth-check you on that one.
Obviously if you’re going for stupid hot for a challenge then anybody can make it. But I’m saying for daily diet, India food is tame compared to some mexican.
Yeah, going for sarcasm there.
I thought it was rather odd too.
Weech It figures. Curry and that other shit that people associate with India actually came from South America, just like most potato varieties and tomatoes which get associated with irish and italians.
Weech Thai places I’ve gone to get pretty legit. Their mild is a spicy everywhere else.
ya know, I can take all the gardening jokes. the 15 people living in an apartment. Even drug mule jokes.
but never. NEVER. confuse me with those low-lifes. You cut me deep, Cloist.
Weech I can believe this for Indian. Not so sure about Thai. Those Asian fuckers are crazy.
Next time I’m in NYC, I’m hitting you up for some spots.
Penguin failed me last time.
oooo, I’ll be sure to oblige, depending on what you’re looking for.
Weech Everybody hates Ricans. I was married to a Mexican chick for years, I’ve seen how other hispanic people view them. It makes me laugh.
Dongtavious Steelwang He was looking for the best Olive Garden in chinatown.
Shake Shack was the shit, Penguin. Back when it wasn’t bastardized by ever other big city in the US.
Aaron Murray might get some death threats, people around here really loved Katie McDonnell around here.
We have a shake shack, wasn’t impressed.
Weech *Penguin offers several options. Weech chooses one throwaway as a slight jab to In-N-Out and a speakeasy. Complains.* You sound like a Puerto Rican Redskin fan.
Best hazing ever, on my old sub, several of us would sneak into the berthing space wearing luchador masks, drag the new guy out of his bunk, and beat the dog fuck out of him for being a NUB (non-useful body) who breathes our air and eats our food without contributing to running the sub. As long as the new guy kept pace with his qualifications it wouldn’t happen again, but if he wend delinquent in his quals, he might bet his ass kicked 2 or 3 times a week by the masked luchador gang.
I never really understood the appeal of super spices food that has no flavor. The great thing about authentic Indian or Thai ( or any authentic food really) is that they taste excellent, they just happen to be spiced as well.
curry is full of flavor. Spicy or not, that shit is money.
South American food is so damn bland. I’m sorely disappointed in it.
People never give it a chance but authentic Afghani food is legit
I imagine these Cheerios I’m tearing up wouldn’t excite anyone to terribly…
Weech I used to live about 100 feet from a Sikh temple. Great food but I could not eat it very often because my stomach has an odd reaction to curry and tumeric. Tastes great, but 20 minutes later it’s like my insides are being twisted around in a knot.
God damn it… The ncaa is going to pull all march madness games out of greensboro…. At this point, I will vote for Clay Aiken for Governor if they keep el here…
UG Grizz if you got some bannana slices or diced strawberries in the bowl then yes, if not then no, not so much.
Fiversons No Spin Zone LOL, even if the polls keep getting closer, NC is gonna bury the GOP this year.
I haven’t looked at them in a while, u came never tell with a purple state… I know I see more tump songs than Hillary though…
Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s cut down her lead in several battleground states, but she’s still holding a pretty good lead in NC and the continuing problems with that law they passed might make things even worse for the GOP in general.
Just had Moroccan for the first time, it was damn good.
And here is an example of why billionaires will always sway votes for public funding for their mega stadiums.
Weech Collectively we could give a damn about educating our kids or improving our health care, but we NEED our sporting venues, and we’ll pay through the nose to get them. It’s kind of disgusting when you think about it.
Someone mentioned it earlier. Highest paid public officials in each state are Athletic directors.
I don’t really have that big of a problem with it… Their athletic departments bring in the bacon…
Fiversons No Spin Zone That guy scares the shit out of me, so I’m pretty invested in it.
I proudly give the U0001f595to every Trump sign I drive passed every day.
U would vote for him because u think he looks good in his bow tie…
Darth Cheeto’s daughter is on TV schlocking some bullshit. Just a family of grifters and degenerates. I hope her daddy eats some asparagus before she blows him tonight.
Weech Ethiopian food is total tits. Their berbere spice is amazing. You typically have to eat it with their sourbread injera which is gross, but everything else is worth trying.
I didn’t understand a lick of this and I’m pretty sure I’m better off that way.
cloisterwater I think this is about Trump. Or another Star Wars movie I haven’t seen
I’m just going to leave this here for now.
http://imgur.com/v6FHZHA
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I didn’t understand a lick of this and I’m pretty sure I’m better off that way.
I have no idea what’s going on in this picture, but it’s hickfully terrific and his girl is pretty damn cute.
cloisterwater One of these people gives Cloister a boner. There is also a chick in a bikini
Just watched a really good documentary on Netflix about Saudi Arabia.
That place is as fucked up as North Korea.
cloisterwater Eh. I guess. Cute face but nothing special, B cup boobs at most, and her hips are so narrow she’s guaranteed to need a C section to deliver a child, and girls with hips that narrow usually also have flat as a board butts.
America’s Got Talent is on….Dorenbos shouldn’t be too long from now. Probably the only Eagle I’ll ever like
cloisterwater I like em any way I can get them, and I cant’ get her so I’m not really one to judge….still, I’m a big fan of curves.
Fuck that movie.
Saudi Arabia Uncovered.
Done by the BBC, check it out.
I hate to do it but DeSean and Wentz arm gives me a DGBoner. I always liked Maclin better but I’ll take Jackson back. Hopefully he forgives us.
So what’s the word with how each team looks? Any fanbase ready to hit the panic button yet?
Anybody watch Ballers? I really like that show but I gotta say, If I go the rest of my life and never see Terrell Suggs in a “sex scene” ever again I will be very happy about that.
We’re not hitting the panic button. But we’ve got the nuclear panic keys ready
#InJayWeTrust Pittsburgh is good. Looks to me like all 4 teams should be competitive for the Div Crown clear into December. Nobody looks great or awful to me.
In the East? Nah, no team should panic quite yet. Skins fans are hurting right now, but it’s the day after a brutal opening day (for them) loss on MNF. They lost to a good team too.
I watched the first season, didn’t see a point in watching the second.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I think the first season is about to end this week along with Vice Principals.
Anyone seen United Games yet? I think it will be fun. It might replace Fanduel for me since I can’t play anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l7W6aCzKrE
One NFCE team will be 0-2 next week and it won’t be the Giants for once
You know who needs to go ahead and get naked onscreen before she gets too old and is no longer hot? Elisha Cuthbert.
Matt Mosley 4.1 Remember Terrence Williams in your prayers, or pour a little bit of your booze on the ground to remember his sacrifice.
https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/775853326978125824
Pointless RT of the night
Matt Mosley 4.1
2007 Giants started 0-2. They were down 17-3 against the Skins in the third game. They came back to go up 7 and won after the Skins failed to score with first and goal at the one.
DallasCowboysSux Do Ricans hate other hispanics the way other hispanics hate Ricans?
rep138 Matt Mosley 4.1 They also got blown the fuck out by Dallas and Green Bay in the regular season and lost a close game to New England and then somehow beat all 3 in the playoffs. Weirdest playoff season ever.
Hook a fellow sports fan up and check it out. It is by invite only. I’ll post my cell if anyone is interested.
Was he part of a Make-A-Wish foundation to be in the finals? Cause Idk how else he got there
so did this man just wake up one morning and decided to paint half his body like a horse and start fucking juggling
#InJayWeTrust Tire148 Are you saying America has no talent?
Bring that back. It’ll be on Monday’s. Can’t wait so it distracts the wife while I watch football
choyboy0724 He was fantastic, don’t get me wrong. But the bar gets raised a little more each time. It was great, but probably not over the top enough to win. Either way, Dorenbos is amazing and I hope he pursues this after his football career
this list needs more Beau Allen at FB
Tire148 Tell me about that when your rookie QB has one of those horrible rookie games they all have.
That doesn’t worry me. As long as he makes it out of the year healthy and progresses in his game play that’s good enough for me.
Nah. NYG had a good game plan for Dallas. Stack 8 in the box most of the game and make Dak beat them. Dak owned the middle of the field and short stuff. Wasn’t as accurate on deep throws. Dez and Beasley had a two dropped TD’s which didn’t help. and time management by the players on that last drive was horrible.
I expect a better showing against Washington for Elliott. Dak? Well we will see if they use Dez as more than a decoy or not.
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/775933852963397633 Gurley? He had crap #’s. Lol. This is why basic stats should be used. Trying to overcomplicate something simple.
He instantly becomes the most accomplished pass rusher on the team with 11 sacks.
Good Morning Fans of the first place American FootBall New York Giants
NFL.com power rankings have the eagles behind the Redskins and the first NFCE is at 15
What was that about the Eagles WRs again?
http://imgur.com/zuCEucu
Hey squatch – if a player has played in a game yet this season, can I pick him up without using my waiver priority? If not today, can I do it later in the week without using it? Your answers to these important questions are very much appreciated.
cloisterwater Almost everyone is currently a FA right now so you won’t be moved out of the priority spot, there are a few players that were moved around yesterday by other teams that are on the wire still though.
Sir Squatch Pretty good. Skins should rebound from Monday night and play a good game against Dallas. Division game, so absolutely no idea how it will turn out.
Monz Venus Fair. We might give up 250 yards on the ground but I’m hoping the Skins offense can rebound and put up 500 yards in the air to make up for it. I could see it being a 9-6 game of a 52-42 game
So looking at some breakdown of the game by people I follow. Other than the dropped TD pass I may have been harsh on Dez. Dak ( whether it’s him or just rookie jitters) just wasn’t that accurate when targeting him a few times. He should have had a better game if those throws were on point. Big reason they miss Romo. We will see how he adjusts. Lot of high throws.
There’s a bunch of other stuff with Zeke and such that if they correct it will be a better offense.
Troll away. Lol
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz How much longer are you going to sport that avatar?
I think Jones can get a ton of yards against the cowboys D
And the cowboys line has been exposed without Romps threat of the deep ball
I really hope the Skins balance out the rush/pass attempts. 12 attempts is just stupid. I also want to see Kelley in the game.
Name? It will change soon. Avi? All season. Bet result. Lol
He can win games with a average QB unlike JG
<--Coolest guy at Shenaniganz Upon further inspection, looks like Kirk is shitting out a rolled up magazine.
Sir Squatch No, if Romo retires next season he’d score ~$20mil in dead money, but the overall effect would be to create $5mil in cap space, unless he retires after June 1, then the dead money would be split between 17-18 and it would create $15mil in cap space in 17
Got pressure when they had to and stuffed the run bitch
cloisterwater I was pleased w Matthews performance. He was one of my 2 ‘flex’ players. He outscored both Dez & DT who were my starters @ WR
they played pretty well, that’s why Harrison and JPP made my STFU All-Beast list…I do take exception with that ridiculous best OL in football proclamation however
Just makes the Giants D seem that much better follow along
Sir Squatch Unless they say nice things about a player on the team we root for, then, their analysis is spot on
can’t do it, I hate that fluff that cow fans spewed all offseason and threw a fit over if you disagreed
cloisterwater What oline do you think is better? Just curious.
And by what method do use to measure? Also curious.
Matt Mosley 4.1 Mornings are for proper football discussion, not full time trolling. Get with the rules!
I don’t really care to rank them. It’s more them thinking their OL is so good it will win them football games. For example, putting Elliott behind that line will be unstoppable. The team s that go deep in the postseason don’t generally have unbelievable offensive lines (at least by name recognition). You just have to have a decent one to be successful in this league.
cloisterwater Well, that I agree with. Not to mention it doesn’t make their QB invincible. If anything, it probably makes their QB complacent, lazy and fat.
Their pass protection wasn’t even all that good last season either. I think they’ve way overspent on th OL in terms of draft capital. A lot of cow fans on here will throw a fit if you point these things out.
Ah. Lol. Yeah I do agree. Even the 90’s Cows oline had bad games from time to time . Same with the hogs.
So I want to pick up a player, but I don’t really want to drop any of my players.
Dilemma.
http://imgur.com/PyERuSb
I mean, can I really drop any of these guys? I suppose I could drop Henry, but as soon as I do that he’ll explode or Murray will get hurt.
How can the 49ers offense score 28 points on the Rams defense?
What are you picking up? I do t need to know player name. Lol
I don’t m or if it’s a good strategy, but I overdraft for positional value and not so much depth and hope they play well and stay healthy…
TE, Barnidge looked awful, but had a really good season last year so I don’t want to just drop him.
Week 1 overreacting comment.
ST Louis Defense sux including Donald
That’s very true. RG likes to throw deep. Not sure about the next guy. Who is their QB now anyway?
How can they suck with that line? Ok not sure if it’s much of an over action when u give up 28 points to Blaine Gabbert…
Give Barnidge another week. MCCown is their QB now. And he had a decent year i think GB was one of his favorite targets last year…right?
Honest answer? Its probably just a bad game by them. Like Dallas and their run game. The game plan by Chip could have been a factor too.
Maybe there is more to chips offense after all…
lol @ Its probably just a bad game by them. Like Dallas and their run game.
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/775997718908932096
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Not sure if this is just a PR stunt, but good to see. Now they need to just work on some on field stuff.
He played KC last weak, not an easy task. But he’s probably the odd man out. Problem is that I’m taking a roll of the dice on an uproven player because of injury to another player. Touch call for me.
Sir Squatch I thought the position specific helmet research was interesting. It makes sense
Sir Squatch On field in regard to concussion prevention or just in general for your daily thinly-veiled shot at Roger?
penguinfarmer Sir Squatch $100 million is a high price to pay for a ‘PR Stunt’.
penguinfarmer On field as in putting money into Officals, replay, endzone cameras, tech of players on the field etc
Bill_In_FL I agree, but the NFL has not shown any initiative for concussion research up to this point, and has actively worked against it, so call me skeptical
Bill_In_FL penguinfarmer Sir Squatch I ask because I think on field legislation is the best measure against concussions, even more than tech and equipment.
Squatch – you’re positive me picking up a FA who was not previously on any team will not effect my waiver priority, correct?
$100mil is a drop in the bucket for the NFL.
cloisterwater If it doesn’t have a W and waiver date, you’re solid. FA moves won’t change your waiver priority
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL Can probably go both ways. They’re doing it for their own media survival, but the route in doing so may be legitimate research and evidence rather than paying to hide.
penguinfarmer NFL wanting positive PR by doing something good seems good to me. NFL wanting positive PR by putting money into vapor research.
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
“building on the $100 million that the NFL and its partners are already spending on medical and neuroscience research”
They’ve already committed $100 million to neuroscience research, this $100 million is in addition to that
@ Clositer
Should I go with turkey bacon or hot sausage?
Be a man and make your own meat choice.
Pussy
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Fives, I discovered the ‘secret’ to my Mom’s Baltimore Crabcakes — she cooked them in fresh bacon grease.
That makes everything taste better, but like most things that taste good isn’t good for the ticker…
Bill_In_FL Is that this $100Mil? http://www.espn.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/10539150/100-million-nflpa-grant-harvard-medical-school-not-exactly-announced
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/9/14/12907502/nfl-power-rankings-2016-week-1-round-up-philadelphia-eagles-carson-wentz
I didn’t realize PFT ranked us at 31st in the league last week. Fuckers.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze PFT has the Skins at 14, Giants at 16, Cowboys at 17, Eagles at 26
cloisterwater I’ve made chili using bacon, and then browning the meat in the bacon grease. It was great.
cloisterwater
cloisterwater 18 minutes ago
lol @ Its probably just a bad game by them. Like Dallas and their run game.
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Don’t tell me you think either of them (St Louis DL or Dallas OL) played their best game or normal game this week.
Of course neither played their best. It’s just funny that you say that as if it was just one bad game and they’ll be great from here on out. At least that’s how it sounded to me.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I know, they are still stupid rankings though. Skins the highest 0-1 team, Eagles lowest 1-0 team.
Wait…. They still have DC that high? How fucking high did they have them last week?
I think chip game planed for the Rams DL. Quick passes and healthy dose of running.
I don’t find it appealing either fives. More fat doesn’t always equal better.
You guys don’t remove the fat after cooking the meat? That’s pretty gross.
I believe will be their avg from here on out. And after 3 seasons of solid to great overall run blocking by the Dallas OL compared to one bad game….yeah I’m kinda leaning towards this game being an aberration more than the standard.
Plus, you are going to add some sort of fat to the pan anyways, why not make it bacon?
I used to cook my eggs in the leftover bacon grease, it was good and easy but the only time I used bacon grease, just straight up dumping the grease into chili sounds gross.
Season Cloister. How was their run game for the overall season?
https://twitter.com/lesbowen/status/776047926690869248
I would go with Matthews. With 0 playing time together during preseason Wentz and Matthews seemed to be in the same page and Wentz seemed to trust Matthews as he threw his way a lot.
This is one of the “drops” by Dez. Which I alluded to earlier. I believe Romo would have thrown that more towards the helmet logo. Giving him a better chance to catch it. There were a couple more if these. But Dez did drop the TD
I voted for Dorenbos with all of my 10 votes. Then that 12 year old girl performed and I felt bad. While I’d like to see Dorenbos win, I think I’d rather she win the $1M.
It was good, I agree. There pass pro has been completely average though if we’re going to go by their averages over the past couple of years.
Yes it has. I was just signaling out their run game performance in week one.
I was able to just type America’s got talent into google and voted there
Collins and free both had bad games, I expect a rebound this week, especially with who their opponent is.
https://twitter.com/eagles/status/776039051321155585
I didn’t notice their celebration, lol.
I remember that play, stood out. Was wondering what was going on cause it was pretty clear Trent expected the play to go the other way.
you happen to notice how many outlets were asking yesterday why Norman wasn’t following Brown?
Lupo That’s not the defense they play? Don’t get stupid Lupo, you’re better than that
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So this is the same as Alexa but without the woofer and tweeter? Just very minimal sound?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Everyone I know that has them loves them fwiw. I don’t see the appeal either but apparently it’s very handy to have if you don’t have your phone in your hand 24/7
Mytee32 Yeah, I heard the speaker isn’t actually too bad but it’s designed to be used with an external speaker
Mytee32 My tattoo artist has a regular Echo and uses it all the time, seems handy everytime we are in the shop
Sir Squatch Mytee32 So get these with a few cheap bluetooth speakers to pair up and save. Good deal.
Mytee32 I’ll be hooking it up to my sound system, don’t even need to buy a speaker!
Mytee32 Funny that they have a buy 6 get 1 free and buy 12 get 2 free deal. Really pushing for these to be an every room item
Y’all are such tech nerds… But still my internet friends..
Not really, cause I don’t really get it either.
Siri for your house?
I mean I have a TV in almost every room along with some sort of streaming service. Why not.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Sort of, works better than Siri or Corona from all the reviews. Lets you turn on music, listen to audio books, control IOT devices, get weather, news, scores all by voice command.
I have no idea what they are talking about either…
Eh, voice command still isn’t perfect. I’m not so lazy that I can’t push some buttons on my phone or iPad to get what I want.
Think I’d rather have the regular echo though if the speakers are good. Or is it cheaper to just buy a decent set of speakers?
We listen to so much Pandora and Spotify it just seems easier for us. And since I’m going to be moving us to more automation once we remodel, being able to turn off lights, close blinds, turn on TV and stuff by voice just seems like good fun.
cloisterwater Thing about the regular Echo is that it’s streamlines. Sit it on a desk and you’re all set. If you have speakers or want something else the Dot makes sense to me, but if you just want one thing sitting there for you, I’d spend the money on the Echo.
You’d have to find blutooth speakers for under 50 to make it cost effective. Still, those speakers would still likely be better than the Echo’s little woofer and tweeter. Think the echo has a 2.5 inch woofer and a 2 inch tweeter in it. Have to do some research to see what the best deal is.
http://www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-vs-bears-five-matchups-watch/
Never was a cutler fan, tho I guess he was funny on the League.
It also has an 3.5mm inline port, so you don’t need bluetooth if you have a speaker with that already
Like I said, if you have your phone in hand 24/7 it’s likely not worth it for you.
Chilli cheese dogs with mustard. Bbq baked beans with brown sugar and REAL bacon. And potato salad.
Good stuff
Your like the anti-fiversons. Sounds artery-cloggingly delicious though.
I’ve had much better luck using Echo the few times than I ever have with Siri. With the new Siri for MacOS coming on Monday I’m sure it will make it easier since I won’t need to use my phone, but right now the Dot just makes sense to me.
Plus I’m a tech addict.
Good test for you guys. If you pull off this road win, even if Chicago is horrible, you’ll be in good shape.
I’ve been eating hummus sandwiches for breakfast this week. It’s actually quite tasty, but really just me being lazy in the morning.
Yeah I didn’t know wife used the last of them in Chicken adobo last night. Its alright.
Tho, I’m about to eat General Tso Chix and pork fried rice, lol.
Chicago fans and media are expecting wins the next two weeks by the Bears
I always put mustard a dog. it’s just good stuff
Big hummus fan. Nothing wrong with lazy and delicious
Sir Squatch and here’s a 25% off coupon to the nearest cardiologist cliniic
https://twitter.com/therealmarklane/status/776057517919002624 Always rides his 10speed bicycle guy. Lol
I cannot like your posts u til u change name screens agin…
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
If you would only allow me to communicate with Mr Stark
What the fuck kind of name is Knysna?
Seriously I couldn’t even pronounciate it.
Squatch – if you get the echo dot, let me know what speakers you use and what you think of it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knysna
cloisterwater It will be getting hooked up to a surround sound system, but I’ll let you know what I think of it.
Use the echo to get that info that quick?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I looked up the same thing when I saw that
<--Turkey Bacon fag who doesn't eat mustard. Dak had some accuracy issues, especially on the longer passes. If he put that on Dez's outside shoulder it was 6.
Glad I wasn’t the only one. Who names their kid “fern”?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Is his family from that area or something?
is there a reason for that? seems pretty anti-american if you ask me
I guess. Looked him up on wiki and didn’t see anything mentioned.
https://twitter.com/DeadeyeDunkan/status/776061738663944192
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Don’t mean to be spamming, but really like this guys work.
DeAngelo is the AFC Offensive player of the week.
He gave a hat tip to the Washington run D
When it’s fresh tweets with new info I don’t consider it spamming.
But when it’s the same info packaged in a new tweet it’s fucking annoying.
Kirk had a bad game… I’m afraid he is going to make the decision to keep him difficult…
interesting, not sure how I feel about that but we can still be internet friends
Fiversons No Spin Zone What about brats, or other sausages?
of course, I didn’t even think of that…I have a surround system as well. I’ll have to check to make sure it can connect.
same issues he had in college… one of the reasons he was a 4th rounder
Were the Rams always that high?
I’m guessing the move bumped up their value.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Not if he continues to play that way.
I still don’t get the mind games Jeff is playin with goff, this week he’s supposed to be the #2 QB.
https://twitter.com/TimCowlishaw/status/776057883733536768
Kind of an interesting read and makes sense in the long run it seems.
But the goal was always to maximize land values around the property. If the surrounding area builds up the way all envision, how the sun sets in late afternoon games will no longer be an issue.
And there would be no need to put up curtains to block it.
so until then will they [put up curtains? or continue to play in the sun? also, will this effect a coach’s decision on the coin flip going forward?
Maybe, but they look at the stadium as not just a football stadium for better or worse.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Fisher can fuck up a QB for certain. If they lose this week they may just throw in the towel and let the kid take his lumps as the starter this season.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze http://www.csnphilly.com/the700level/roy-halladay-provides-epic-quote-tribute-carlos-ruiz-little-engine-could
Roy and Chooch, Bros 4 Lyfe
they are banking on 15 story buildings being built in the area.. hope they’re wrong lol
So the plan is to have another building block the sun?
cloisterwater It’s funny how these grand stadium projects seem to always have a flaw that people don’t account for. Like that one section in Levi’s that people kept getting heat exhaustion in.
Did you read the whole article? It appears they already use curtains of some sort. Not very well apparently.
I did.. but the curtains defeat the whole purpose of the outdoor feel the stadium is supposed to have
I agree with your second point, but when the construction of the area is complete they will still have the outdoor feel of the stadium without the sun interference.
I also question how much you get the outdoor feel from the stadium, it’s fucking huge and basically enclosed.
Also it’s tx, do you really want to feel like you are outside?
i didn’t read about any immediate plans for 15 story buildings in the area
<-Rinoceronte chupa el pene So moving to LA bumped them $1 B? Not bad
Absolutely not. That’s why their next door neighbors are planning a stadium with retractable roof.
I figure they have some idea that it will happen at some point. Probably some point relatively soon. But if not, then yes it’s really stupid.
#InJayWeTrust Guess we are past the football part of the day then…
https://twitter.com/rosstuckernfl/status/776067704826556416
With as shitty as the Rams played Monday night, I probably wouldn’t play goff either.
they think Keenum and Mannion are the better options right now… what does that tell you
Not mannion anymore, he’s suppose to be the #3 QB this week.
If anyone wants a laugh: https://web.archive.org/web/20021010231407/http://webmail.olemiss.edu/~enmannin/
@ Jay
It’s time to move on, terrible Tuesday has passed… It’s time to get ready for Cowboys week… Come join the team again…
John Elway passed on acquiring 20% of the Broncos for $36M in 1999. That piece, according to Forbes valuations today, is now worth $480M.
You could tell me that he made that this week and I wouldn’t be surprised.
Lol. Sean Connery passed on the role of Gandalf because he didn’t understand the script. Chose League of Extraordinary Gentlemen instead. His last movie…and lost out on 450 million.
Nerd trivia
<-Rinoceronte chupa el pene Good. Ian McKellan was a billion times better yo
@<-Rinoceronte chupa el pene However, Christopher Lee was Tolkien’s first choice as Gandalf. He ended up getting the less physical role of Saruman.
Pretty close to going rate back then, but still pretty cheap even for the time.
What? You’re telling me Ian McKellan made $450 million for that role?
cloisterwater You’re right. Don’t read this all, but just look at page 1 – the NFL team values skyrocket compared to the other major leagues.
https://law.marquette.edu/assets/sports-law/pdf/sports-facility-reports/sfr-v08-value-report.pdf
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Slow and Steady wins the Spider Y 3 Banana
Just looked up his net worth. Estimated at $55M. It doesn’t take a Lupo to realize something here doesn’t add up.
maybe the franchise made that $$$ and it would have been nice for Connery to be a part of it? it didn’t sound right to me either
I don’t know if he got the same deal that was offered to Sean. But Sean was offered 10million per movie and 15% of all sales of the trilogy
Penguin, what are your professional thoughts on AT&T stadium?
Dongtavious Steelwang <-Rinoceronte chupa el pene I agree. No one can swing a light saber like Ian.
That still sounds like BS, no offense. Why would a popular book turning into a movie give one actor 15% of all box office sales? Got a link?
They did something similar for how RDJ’s contract was negotiated for the Avengers/Iron Man movies. RDJ’s agent/wife designed the contract as such, and he was coming off of his rehab stint/recovery tour.
Sir Squatch Spatially, I have to admit it’s awesome. But only an idiot in the oil and gas industry would build a stadium with that much south-facing glazing in Texas climate. That blinding light from the Western façade is also a flaw that should have been accounted for.
penguinfarmer did you see the convo below? Apparently it was on purpose as they are planning on more development to block the sun
I’m not sure the expected the movies to be that insanely popular either.
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer I did not. I just came in at Ian McKellen being a better Gandalf Vader than Sean Connery.
Sir Squatch That as well. If a movie bombs, 15% of all gross isn’t going to be much either.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Love the guy looking at Simmons like he’s a national treasure
Well.. He is.
Austrialia would go to war if something happened to him.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze There were some fugly cheerleaders during the LA/SF game.
I didn’t notice but I’m glad the Eagles don’t have that problem.
Surprising since both are Cali teams.
Can CJ be claimed or is he a FA? Either way I believe he ends up in Jax. With the whole Ivory situation
<-Rinoceronte chupa el pene he's been in the league for like 8 years. he's a FA
Ok. Didnt know how that worked. What’s the year cutoff?
<-Rinoceronte chupa el pene Like 3 or 4. This is football 101 ldds
wouldn’t be surprised to see NE work him out
<-Rinoceronte chupa el pene Depends on how many seasons he has accrued.
nice job Andrew……
fuckin andy, cutting 3rd round picks in their rookie seasons lol
A 21-year goldfish owner in Brisbane, Australia recently paid $500 https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/emergency-goldfish-surgery-for-a-pebble and remove a pebble from her fish Conquer after the rock become lodged in the fish’s throat.
I actually commend this lady. Goldfish have a rich and actually royal history as domesticated carp. And they can live up to 25 years.
1. I feel like everytime I see a picture of an eagles crowd its 99% white.
2. reeeelax
But I’m saving my $500 and using $1 of it to get another goldfish instead.
Cloister’s fantasy advice of the week:
1. play every Giant and Saint you have or can get on your team.
2. Trey Burton
You answered my #2 in your #1. And I see plenty of black people in that picture.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Your wife would thank you for the cheap dumpling meat.
This is not part of Cloister’s fantasy advice of the week. Please ignore this everybody.
I am playing him. Because I doubt the Giants are going to load up the box and dare Brees to beat them. Should be some more holes opening up.
Do you guys hear? They cancelled the season and gave the eagles the SB and Wentz is in the HOF…
Out of rehab facility. Allowed to be with team. N real timetable for playing
cloisterwater No, clearly I am laughing at the idiots like yours reaction to the eagles vs the fucking browns game week 1. Lmfao.
Game 6 is the earliest you’ll hear anything
LDDSources
Exact words from Ricky. We suck!!!!!! https://twitter.com/breakburgundy/status/776080637635678208
I don’t think they need to load up the box
Can’t wait for next season to start up. Eagles really took this 2016 one.
don’t know who your other RB’s are, but I wouldn’t
BWAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAA https://twitter.com/LoveMeSomeCox/status/776080710532726784
I don’t know if I believe this, but you were right about Connery so I’ll give you the benefit f the doubt.
Man so who’s looking good in the draft? The 2016 was really great. Put it in the books people!
#InJayWeTrust RCULegendOfASkullForker Lol. Go fuck yourself.
So what to do this offseason. So much time before next season.
He thinks I’m beaster and penguin thinks I’m RCU. What a bunch of dicks.
cloisterwater You are really a bunch of dicks? Strange but I had my suspicions before. I’ll allow it.
“WE WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!” Eagles after playing the fucking browns after week 1.
LOL Kirk….. https://twitter.com/MasterTes/status/775777350411771904
Any skins fans interested in a friendly wager for Sundays game?
My proposal:
Cole Beasely (FF points, 1 point for each reception, 1 point for 10 yards receiving, 6 points for TDs) vs any Washington WR? Loser self bans for 3 days after game?
Otsitheiceman How about we just kick your fucking ass and you cry about it here after?
Fiversons No Spin Zone I dont want the pussy Cowboy fans to get off that easy. They must show up and get skullforked after the loss.
Otsitheiceman The Coward wants to be banned and not have to show up and eat a shit sandwich. Get real.
Fiversons No Spin Zone medium rare if your are doing it right.
Cowboys win, you can’t sign on for 3 days, Redskins win, I can’t sign on for 3 days.
Hey guys when the Cowboys lose I want to be self banned so I have an excuse for not showing up here the next few days…… – fucking cowboy fans.
I don’t wanna do that… Let’s do an a start or something…
The 3 words are. Washington Sucks Ass!!!!!! https://twitter.com/chucksapienza/status/776061097518465024
Otsitheiceman someone please take this bet
Thank god for the block. My screen is telling me beater is posting multiple whatever he does..
LOL Redskins…. https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/775817283675365376
Wentzadelphia For a guy who only had 8 receiving yards, Dez shouldn’t be saying a whole lot TBH
Wow, no one wants to make that bet? Cole Friken Beasely vs the most awesome War group in the NFL?
Too rich.
<--- enjoys prostate exams OK. Cuz that would be really stupid of him
I just did, and u didn’t like it… So somebody did…
Otsitheiceman Nobody ewants to ban you from here following a prison raping. You will show up and eat shit after we kick the fuck out of you.
Fiversons No Spin Zone dude, take the bet he offered lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone They’re kinda dumb. Plus seldom does someone follow through
Hey guys bet me my team will lose so I dont have to show up and face the forking please!!!!! – cowboys faggots.
LOL Redskins. ttps://twitter.com/breakburgundy/status/775553400922632193
Seriously. I mean I figure it’ll be a decent bet, with me the underdog, but damn what kind of chicks hit fans are these?
RCULegendOfASkullForker just the faggots though…
Wait for the Eagles Cow game Cloister. He will probably offer it again then. He is looking for a Skins fan now.
The block is power, it is glory, it is forking in every single way…
LOL Gruden. https://twitter.com/BenStandig/status/775487700690427904
but feel free to take a 3 day break at any point in the meantime 😛
Yeah, I kinda realized that after I posted. I’ll let them fight, it’s their right.
<--- enjoys prostate exams RCULegendOfASkullForker Aren't they all?
RCULegendOfASkullForker I’m peanut butter and jelly
<--- enjoys prostate exams RCULegendOfASkullForker and blocked.
RCULegendOfASkullForker <--- enjoys prostate exams NO GOD DAMN IT
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/776085857786736640 No telling when that is. But when it comes I hope Randy seizes it. Likely his last chance.
situational pass rusher I’m guessing…it’s all he’s suited for in a 4-3
Just want everyone to remember that I predicted that, while each NFC East team had a fighting chance to win the division (including the Eagles but NOT the Redskins) and that the Cowboys and Giants would probably be fighting for the title, I did repeatedly say that the Eagles, at 4 or 5 to 1 were a really good bet.
Just remember that.
cloisterwater You are hoping and banking on a cowboy fans words…to be clear.
<--- enjoys prostate exams because you are beater?
cloisterwater You are taking a browns game way too serious.
cloisterwater I’m not trying at all and being extremely funny.
the fork is getting to him. and it is Wednesday……
Just want everyone to remember that I said that, Shitrant is an idiot.
change your avi its making me feel bad for you
<--- enjoys prostate exams He claims to block people but doesn't even have the script. He's either to stupid or to lazy to figure it out.
<--- enjoys prostate exams Yeah change your fucking avi pussy. Jesus fucking christ man. Have some fucking metal for christ sakes.
Imagine if Tampa Bay, on their second road game of the year, manages to beat the Cardinals (who looked like absolute garbage last week) and go 2-0 with a headlock on first place?
Cards are going to be angry birds after last week, and two road games to start the season is brutal, but man if they do it, they will have some serious confidence the rest of the year”
Oh, and don’t know what the line is yet, but…I’m guessing I’ll be betting Tampa this week.
#InJayWeTrust How about the reason is not being a huge pussy.
at least you didn’t lose Cousins for the season and Djax didn’t break his foot
#InJayWeTrust Ignore User Block User30 minutes ago @RCULegendOfASkullForker shut up RCU
For the record, I only remember you saying the pats would be lucky to win 2 games without Brady…
I love the redskins. They will win 9 games this year, good enough to bring down the curse and blow the fucking eagles up for another sweep and the 3rd straight season killer.
Otsitheiceman TB +6.5 or 7 as of now. Opened in some spots at +7.5
I don’t see it. Jaemis would have to be amazing.
picking TB would be a week 1 overreaction imo
#InJayWeTrust I’m not the one looking like a huge pussy doe.
I’d have to take them with 7 1/2 for sure. Maybe 7. Don’t know about 6 1/2.
RCULegendOfASkullForker You don’t look like a pussy. You look like a DICK because you are what you eat.
I think DCS painted this himself. where the fuck would you be able to find that.
<--- enjoys prostate exams He is master of the pizza porn.
Cardinals secondary is really weak in spots, and TB has got receivers to exploit them. And that defense man…it’s good and getting better.
cards secondary isn’t weak bro….its one of the best
Fiversons No Spin Zone Figures. Beater loves the pizza and ass thing.
Two really good players, albeit one recovering from serious injury, one mediocre, one really weak. So….there you go.
Fiversons No Spin Zone looks like NY style
Surf’s up, you faggots stay here and jerk each other off like a bunch of eagles.
Fiversons No Spin Zone we never need beasters gifs
The only good part of RCU showing up is most of the Redskins fans go into hiding when he gets here.
I bet RCU is one of those guys who drives around a driving range picking up golf balls.
kinda like dong and lupo (and joseph for good) when you are here?
cloisterwater Goes to the beach in surfer gear and claims his board is broke.
cloisterwater I would be a nurse. Nothing wrong with that. They make great money, have great schedules, and as good benefits as any profession. You hate nurses? What a fag.
cloisterwater Have you ever met a male nurse that isn’t gay?
Wentzadelphia cloisterwater one of my best friends.
I have no problem with men being nurses. I wish you luck with that. You should stop procrastinating and try to do that.
<--- enjoys prostate exams Says the gay boy who claims he enjoys prostate exams. Keep posting truths about yourself on here buddy.
Cornholio cloisterwater I have like a quiver of boards dumb fuck.
<--- enjoys prostate exams Wentzadelphia cloisterwater Is as gay as you?
I miss talking football. It always goes downhill when Justin, Justin, Justin, Beaster, and RCU get here.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Is this a nice way to ask how long he has been sucking Cock?
lol I don’t have an alt and am down for some football talk.
cloisterwater plus, you were trolling RCU more than he was you dude
cloisterwater He lying he already told us has an alt he uses in the bathroom
cloisterwater I would be 100% fine with being a nurse. I’d rather being able to cut on people though so PA allows this, therefore, the forker will wield a knife.
I can’t figure out the password to that one
Fuck Dallas. They ain’t shit. They coming up to Fed Ex and taking their second consecutive L. Skins played bad on Monday Niht against the Super Bowl Favorite. What’s new. I’ll tell you what, when the Cowpukes bring their shit team to Fed Ex this Sunday, Redskins Nation will be here to scalp every last one of them!
HAIL MOTHER FUCKERS!
I can’t figure out why you posted that you enjoy prostate exams. Only queers enjoy them.
*scrolls down*
*sees RCU saying “you wish you were me”*
*laughs hysterically*
*goes back to work*
Mytee32 Liked for your enthusiasm and homerish rant! Well done!
Mytee32 Super bowl favorite?? You either have no clue what the fuck you are talking about or are in denial. LMAO
Dongtavious Steelwang So you’d rather be in an office clicking away and watching pizza meme’s by eagles fans than 70 degree weather and surfing……..I think I know what all this means.
“this doesn’t help me any motherfuckers” -R Rivera
Mytee32 This is the Redskins I know and love. Take note injay.
Your surfing in the internet while pizza is up your ass, right?
It means we know “surfing” to you is actually running thru a sprinkler
RCU is getting pwned by everyone today. He better get out of here quick before he ends up crying like a little bitch again.
I think the Cowboys have a good shot of beating the Redskins this week. It’s on Garrett to run it effectively and get Dez open while the defense employs the bend but don’t break philosophy
“I’m setting the line on Preston Smith sacks at 0.”
-his mother who has seen him nekked.
<--- enjoys prostate exams Future? The Cowboys have had a female QB for the past 10 years.
Sorry, but certain people make here make it so easy to root against them.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I like how you say “we’ cause you aren’t man enough to stand on your own two feet pussy. LMFAO
Weren’t you leaving?
And it’s the Royal “we”.
cloisterwater Plenty easy to get frustrated with some Cowboys fans here as well. Wish football talk could last longer into the day.
if splooz is going to defend Kirk after looking like crap and RCU is going to be this over the top after a blowout loss, I don;t want to see what they are like after a division win
Otsitheiceman He plays the Cowboys next week where he had multiple sacks. We good.
cloisterwater What would be be without legitimate football trolling?
He might have had multiple sacks in his hands. But, not on the stat sheet.
Like
Your mother
cloisterwater I’m also all for watching the Cowboys land flat on their face again. Cowboys Hate > All
RCU claimed he was going surfing 25 minutes ago and is still here yet he is still here. Says a lot about the turd.
skins fans here have me hating the Redskins more these days…although it’s still pretty close
cloisterwater You are getting soft cloist. Man up.
Otsitheiceman He doesn’t really surf. He does drugs and watches surfing movies.
This is what I was talking about hen I called bill a dick.
Trying to figure out divisional hatred levels. Cowboys is typically at an all time high, Giants is 2nd for their failing into competence, and 3rd is the Redskins, mostly because they’ve been harmless mostly for 80% of the past 20 years.
I think it depends on who your team is within the div
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze LOL it’s kinda funny tho
penguinfarmer You’re not moving from that 2nd place spot. Flightless dick.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I think he misses working for 30 for 30. I’ll allow it.
He’s just bitter that we got Ben Simmons
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Both of them – the player and Bill’s son.
Since you guys are begging for some real football talk, here is some compelling, must-read, hard-hitting, in-your-face, ah…fuck it!
http://www.redskins.com/news/article-1/Redskins-Bring-Back-Veteran-Defensive-Lineman-Cullen-Jenkins/43ae1d4b-a132-43c7-a995-b7f844e7aaaa
@Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Also considering how Bill can be wrong about things, this bodes well for Embiid.
Monz Venus The NFC East DL Slut. Has only got to sign with the Cowboys at some point (which will happens this year or next)
Dongtavious Steelwang Monz Venus Not until he gets popped for drugs or beating women.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze (waits for the next 15 tweets to follow)
Let me just say this about that:
After last week, when the Cowboys Scott Linehan seemed to be very conservative with his play calling, and fans ripped him some because of it, there’s probably some inclination to Shane things up a bit, but I hope, for this week anyway, he. Doesn’t, because the redskins are like a giant pussy up front just waiting to be fucked by the Cowboys OLine and Zeke.
With maybe 10 targets to Beasely, and some to Dunbar, this should be an easy game.
I think Spike Eskin just scared him away
cloisterwater Segways are fun. I wish I could be “surfing” right now.
cloisterwater Shane dies while riding off into the sunset, right? Interesting desire.
Shane Falco?
No, he gets the girl and goes down in history as DC’s best QB
That’s a theory. But, he can do the whole play book so it’s not necessary.
A closer look at Prescott revealed all the limitations you’d expect from a fourth-round rookie. Rarely was the 23-year-old asked to drop back and make a multi-progression, full-field read. The majority of his passes were thrown on first down and/or at the shallow levels—both signs of a quarterback on a leash.
Mytee32 You know its based on your face right?
It’s only the greatest guilty pleasure footbaw movie of all time
As I said, it was Linehan and not the limitations of Dak. He can do it, they just need to let him.
I hope you have his huddle speech tattooed on your chest, mytee.
speaking of passes of 15 yardshttp://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/4251/4496/original.jpg
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze First Tire and Justin don’t get the Don Quixote quote, now this. Really disappointed in SKA.
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze ….NOW you’re disappointed?
i’m not sure.. he is who he is.. that didn’t change since last year
No, I know the book. You just left an easy opening for a joke, then mytee had to make it sad.
I was looking for the RCU surfing gif and came across this which has me wondering where Snake has been. http://i.imgur.com/z7nxIyZ.gif
HailBandG I always thought the entire point was to infer he was mortally wounded, hence riding off into the sunset
Well that’s good to hear. I was a bit worried about him. Have you seen Cunty lately?
Sir Squatch I still haven’t learned my lesson with spices.
They taste better when you put them in your mouth.
Right. The OLine that didn’t allow a sack? Against two really good pass rushers.
That pne?
penguinfarmer We go really simple for soup like this, we make our own bone broth and it’s 90% of the flavor. Just saute some carrots, onion, celery, par cooked chicken, bay, salt, pepper, broth.
Here’s a not so bold prediction:
The Giants defense are not held to ZERO sacks again this season.
As that GREAT Cowboys OLine did on Sunday.
lol, JPP was in the backfield all day long causing havoc. Congrats on Dak having a strong ass grip.
Only way is if Dak falls down and a redskins player lands on him.
Bet on what already happened? Sure, I’ll take that bet. Box score alone tells me all I need to know. But I actually saw the game which helos too.
No, bet on whether the Giants defense is held to ZERO sacks in any game going forward
Weird bet. No thanks though as that really doesn’t matter to me. They did exactly what they wanted to do. Stop the run and not let up any big pass plays. Make a 4th round rookie QB beat them with the short to intermediate passing game. It paid off.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/35095510/ 5ptsFeatured
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lol, JPP was in the backfield all day long causing havoc. Congrats on Dak having a strong ass grip
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did you see that play? I couldn’t believe he didn’t fumble
Not weird at all. The Cowboys OLine is great, and stopping a giant defense, from getting a single sack is proof, that will be even more clear, after the rest of the teams that defense plays, get sacked often.
They got absolutely destroyed in the running game, which is supposedly their strength. You’re so sad trying to spin things anyway you can to make the Cowboys look good.
Just because ny didn’t sack dak doesn’t mean they didn’t cause him problems in the pocket. Ny was moving dak around all game.
Everyone is here and healthy!
https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/776105761814355968
Should we talk about how good the Cowboys secondary played on Sunday?
With barely any pressure by the DL, on a very good QB, and playing against one elite player, one rookie expected to be real good, and a former top WR, the Cowboys held them to 77 yards, 45 yards, and less for Cruz.
This is a strength going forward.
The Cowboys DL got 2 sacks. Proof that it’s better than the Giants DL who got 0.
cloisterwater DeSean is on track for 1632 yards and 96 catches. Just an FYI
Huh? Just stated the facts is all. And the Giants stuffed the running game, but if you watched the line play, against a very good front, trying with 8guys to stop the run, the play wasn’t at all bad.
Coverage sacks. It was about the secondary, as most people would tell you the Cowboys DLine “sucks”.
just pointing out how dumb your “sacks ( or lack thereof) are proof” evidence is
Not dumb at all. And again, it was the fact. And, the Giants DLine has 2 top notch pass rushers, and still they got zero sacks. If you don’t understand why that shows how well the OLine played, then you don’t want to know.
I guess that game is also proof that the Cowboys OL is a shitty run-blocking unit. Can’t have it both ways bro.
7 defensive hurries isn’t bad IMO. http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/defensive-hurries/2016/
He claims Gregory is some beast without a shred of evidence that he can play DE in a 4-3 in the NFL, yet he wants to tell me that one game without allowing a sack is proof the Cowboys OL is great. He has to realize how stupid everyone thinks he is, right?
The Cowboys OL struggle for the majority of the game. Anybody watching could see it.
Seriously? The Cowboys scored on 5 of first 6 drives, and but for two drops by Dez and Beasely, Cowboys dominated.
The hell?
https://twitter.com/MarkBullockNFL/status/776112606457233408
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Damn near 20 yards free run there, clean pocket, killin’ me Cuz, killin’ me.
I’m glad people are finally realizing what and utter douche canoe Bill Simmons is and has always been.
ding ding ding, he’s such a typical Boston fluffing faggot…I never understood why anybody liked him
That’s fucked up.
What’s with these QB mind games.
cloisterwater Better writer than radio/TV personality for the most part. Also good at cultivating talent/gathering talented people to work for him.
The Ringer is a little too much like him though.
Grantland was garbage too. People eat anything up these days as long as it’s new and a little bit different.
cloisterwater that is pretty much how you get a talk show on HBO -john oliver
<--- enjoys prostate exams cloisterwater John Oliver is awesome.
cloisterwater I dunno what parts you read, but I was a huge fan of the Bill Barnwell and Zach Lowe pieces, and some of their other cultural pieces as well.
I think its the accent mixed with the amphetamines
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Get yo popcorn ready for #2 doe
Hey Cloister,
This Grantland article was great on the Afro-headed kid on Jeopardy!
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-jeopardy-teen-tournament-just-got-real/
cloisterwater Now we’re revisiting childhood trauma. Escape, escape, escape.
Fiversons No Spin Zone We all know that is Justin’s reason. Just wanted to hear him say it.
but just being a decent writer doesn’t make a person or his completely biased opinions any less douchey
cloisterwater Oh I know. He’s super grating or dismissive on anything Philly related, and super shilly on Boston shit.
but the accent and the amphetamines make it annoying.
correct, I’ll point you back to my very first comment of this thread
cloisterwater NOW WE’RE FULL CIRCLE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO CLOISTER
Sir Squatch Will definitely stream as a mindless background movie while I watch Fast and the Furious with cloister
Sir Squatch Kinda surprised Aaron Eckhart’s career kinda died. He was great in Thank You for Smoking and in The Dark Knight
Dongtavious Steelwang That’s also on Netflix, you’ll have to do PiP
kempski doesn’t pretend to be a national writer or personality…he found his niche as a troll like use who happens to write well
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Not while I have a wifi hotspot and subscription to NFL Sunday Ticket, justin style
Dongtavious Steelwang He’s never been a high volume movie guy, been steady 1-2 movies a year for a while.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ll assume it has something to do with Kaepernick.
Frenchie! As is this account of one of the worst fucking games of all time.
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/bqbl-a-running-diary-of-the-jets-cardinals-quarterback-failure-clinic/
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Right, but I’m just surprised he hasn’t gotten into more critically acclaimed stuff. He’s been in I Frankenstein and some other random movies.
He’s in Sully and Bleed for This. Both are likely to be acclaimed movies.
dong. Eckhart career is going to get back on track after Sully imo
<--- enjoys prostate exams I also can't believe they made that into a movie.
Clint + Tom hanks. yep I’m going to watch it.
Seems like he likes making movies on his own terms, so does dumb movies like Battle Los Angles, Fallen Series, and I, Frankenstein, while keeping his creds up with others.
Any of you guys watch the Raid or the Raid 2? Worth it if you enjoy insane action sequences.
Fiversons No Spin Zone You’re at home, so you can watch this. Might be NSFW for the rest of yous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI-V0rrlZBo
Also, Bills fans are hardcore. https://twitter.com/JeffRussoWKBW/status/775773428251037696
cloisterwater How I imagine Cloister: http://i.imgur.com/DEkBaru.jpg
And everything people like, you liked first and it now sucks
“Ten miles in the snow, up hill everyday….”
Wait, you like this movie too? Nevermind, I think that movie sucks now…
– Clositer
Me not liking stupid movies that are filled with bad acting, a stupid story line, car chases and explosions doesn’t make me grandpa Simpson.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I like everything cloister likes, therefore delegitimizing what he likes, so now he likes nothing.
cloisterwater It does make for a good joke and use of meme tho
What’s so wrong about liking movies/shows that have a good story, with good character development, and good acting? Is that really too much to ask for?
cloisterwater There’s nothing wrong with it, we’re just giving you a hard time and now its less fun, Grandpa Cloister.
cloisterwater There is no way you can convince us that Howard the Duck had any of those three.
Dongtavious Steelwang Don’t make him take out his beard comb!
curmudgeonwater But seriously, nothing wrong with not liking bad movies.
I’m down with watching movies I don’t have to think about, as well as the well-thought out ones. Depends on what you’re looking for at that particular moment in time.
I better be careful with changing my name so much before Justin accuses me of also being shitrant.
@ Dong
I’m pretty sure we’ve discussed this, but one of my all time favorite martial arts series is Ip Man…
curmudgeonwater Not all of us can aspire to be shitrant
Fiversons No Spin Zone Oh yeah. The 10-black belts fight is the best.
talking about sully made me realize I never watched Bridge of Spies
<--- enjoys prostate exams Seems like an Oscarbait movie that might be worth watching.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I haven’t seen “we bought a zoo”
https://twitter.com/mikeclaynfl/status/775888699863273472 Now that’s gonna be fun to watch.
can’t believe I missed the dvd release. must have been busy that week
Fiversons No Spin Zone Only clips, not the whole thing. Saw the Tyson sparring match.
curmudgeonwater At the same time, I’m ok if this happens again too
http://www.espn.com/nfl/recap?gameId=311128018
<--- enjoys prostate exams Cowboys - to disappoint
@<— enjoys prostate exams For real though Ravens > Browns
Dongtavious Steelwang if Wilson didn’t have a sprained ankle….
<--- enjoys prostate exams Dongtavious Steelwang Even if he didn't the Rams find weird fucking ways to win against the Hawks.
Dongtavious Steelwang <--- enjoys prostate exams very true
AZ won’t disappoint two weeks in a row at home and they have extra rest over TB. That’s a lock and a half.
Dongtavious Steelwang @<— enjoys prostate exams I think CIN vs PIT is game of the week
1. It’s TB
2. It’s the fucking Cardinals at home
3. They have an extra 3 days rest
ACC moving all neutral site league championship games out of N. Carolina.
Atlanta is arguably a bigger home field advantage than AZ
All they have to do is vote out the dumbass politicians who voted for this law in 50-some days.
It’s so stupid… All of it from the bill to their response…
HailBandG Kinda nice that this is a rare instance where action is being taken and it’s not just business as usual.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/35095510/37 minutes ago
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ll assume it has something to do with Kaepernick.
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LOL No. Kid who won Teen Jeopardy. $75,000
Arguably the best Final Jeopardy answer in history
I watched that first season thinking the whole time “when does this get good?”
curmudgeonwater just bullshit family drama
Ravens score 13 points against a totally depleted Buffalo team and someone thinks they might be a lock?
The Ravens are a bad team. Wouldn’t consider them a lock against anyone.
you realize that says “37 minutes ago” right?
it’s a good story, your ADD can’t handle anything that moves a little slowly to develop the characters and story…you said the same shit about Peaky Blinders which is also great
Fiversons No Spin Zone Eating it now. Salad & Chicken Fingers
Fiversons No Spin Zone Maybe he sat on it and then ate it.
i didn’t say peaky blinders was bad, i just didn’t like the short seasons. and never got to the tom hardy season
Frenchie! Fiversons No Spin Zone Like a salad salad? Or a salad with cheese kurds and gravy?
@ Cloister
Salami sandwich and asparagus for lunch…
curmudgeonwater i’m going to start referring you to all the shows i didn’t like
I had salami twice this week…I just had leftover chicken, kinda boring
<--- enjoys prostate exams Sir Squatch Heard that is not as good as the hype
i’d imagine so. the commercial was crazy as fuck.
Frenchie! Monz Venus Still waiting for the sting of that last ass-whooping to go away.
curmudgeonwater I like it, not sure that means much. Gory as hell if that isn’t an issue.
But it’s one of those shows that you have to let the story develop and not expect it to be all action all the time
Fiversons No Spin Zone fuck, speaking of SLOW
i’ll watch this season. if we don’t get saul I’m done
never heard of it…I have access to HBOGO now so maybe I’ll check it out. What is it?
curmudgeonwater maybe i have the title wrong
<--- enjoys prostate exams curmudgeonwater The Leftovers?
@<— enjoys prostate exams curmudgeonwater And not of the lunch variety
<--- enjoys prostate exams Frenchie! Not Power Ranges, Justin.
michael phillips @michaelpRTD 6s6 seconds ago
Alfred Morris re-emphasizes that he wanted to stay in DC, but wasn’t wanted by the team.
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/776131022077386753
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I’d like to see this attempted and see if it works
He thrives in that because it’s easier to “stay on schedule” with the quick hitting offense. Defenses less likely to get cute.
#InJayWeTrust <--- enjoys prostate exams squatch disagrees
curmudgeonwater I thought you were a West person. Damnit Cloister
I’m being accused of being old a curmudgeon-like in my liking good movies and TV shows.
Kory reminds me of Casey during his last season or two with us… Constantly getting pushed into our backfield… He’s killing us…
saw a couple, never got into it….I probably would have liked it though. I feel like that one has passed me by. I didn’t have time for a lot of those shows back in the day.
Just wait for Claiborne to be lined up across from DJax or Doctson
Doctson got open well when he was on the field, so that was cool
curmudgeonwater It’s on HBO Go and Amazon. Def has it’s slow parts but worth watching.
I’m 38 and was just hopping on the old and angry bandwagon… but i have terrible taste in TV and movies so i’m the wrong guy to ask
meh…I’m sure it’s good, but I feel like I’m mobbed out. I do want to check out the Wire though.
It’s hell when an under the wire FA might be your best option for a couple weeks, but so o
Long as he’s breathing, I guess it’ll have to do.
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/9/14/12916730/can-new-defensvie-end-ryan-davis-jump-start-the-dallas-cowboys-pass-rush-rod-marinelli
#InJayWeTrust now I’m going to get you confused with badger
Otsitheiceman Kind of impossible to know if one is dumb or not when input comes from a keyboard. Not very smart of you. Stop assuming.
Anyone that says the stupid stuff Justin says, can only be dumb.
Especially after the guy he’s talking about had a really good game, against good competition.
Just dumb.
curmudgeonwater but…….like sopranos……….they fucked up the ending
that’s what my stepdad thinks too. i put a few on CAR
they did, but the rest of it was worth it…I do like scifi shit. Sometimes I like bad things when it comes to scifi
The Seahawks are probably a lock over the Rams, in case you were also wondering.
Justin: 9 picks
BAL 2
NYG 3
DAL 1
CAR 2
AZ 1
curmudgeonwater Lost was just unlike any show ever. Sometimes they got a little too weird, but overall it was amazing
as enticing as Ms. Sweeden’s bewbs are I can’t do it… the original was a TGIF must see!
curmudgeonwater Lost is the most similar to The Leftovers…….but its way deeper
curmudgeonwater That avatar looks likes it’s going to beat me with a belt. I better listen.
curmudgeonwater What makes you so positive?
You think way too highly of the Giants simply because they beat your team. Very well may cost you 3 of your picks.
you have to get to through 1 season though, if you stop midway you’ll hate it.
OAK game here at the office………..Derek Carr seriously just tried to jump over a safety to get a first down and flipped in the air. SMFH lol
AZ just came off of a bad loss to a team without Brady and Gronk, they’re at home, and they have a few extra days rest on TB. AZ is also quite good.
I don’t understand the few extra days off as Arz. lost on Sunday night. Tampa played Sunday afternoon.
Because it doesn’t make sense. I was thinking they played Thurs night. Ok, get off my back. jeez!
curmudgeonwater this was my avi way back in the day. it’s a throwback
LOL. U had me confused for a moment there. Sunday night Thursday night, whats the diff???
Yes I know it’s early but here’s how I see the game:
Cowboys are going to run the ball, and the skins can’t stop the run.
Cowboys secondary will do well against every skins receiver including Reed, who has never done much vs the Boys.
Beasely can’t be covered by any skin DB or LB.
Redskins can’t run the ball.
Now, if that doesn’t mean LOCK then I don’t know what to say.
Except maybe that, last year, in DC, with no Romo or Dez or Scandrick, and with Matt Cassel, the Cowboys beat the skins.
I don’t understand why I’m getting 2 1/2 points and the better team, but “I like that”.
curmudgeonwater This is why I like Carolina so much. They have the extra days rest and are at home.
this is exactly why people call you shitrant
I just can’t trust Kory anymore to do anything right…
can we please use last names…….wtf is Kory?
People say a lot of stupid stuff. And here you are to prove it.
Carolina over SF is Cloister’s lock of the week.
You heard it here first.
curmudgeonwater part of the strategy to this thing is not going so heavy on the locks. that way an upset puts you in good position.
curmudgeonwater Hey you just stole my lock of the week.
when you only have one entry(not that wrid shit you play) you can’t get too cute too early
It’s nothing against most of you or the skins players themselves, but splooz and RCU are kind of unbearable and will be even worse with a win.
Lupo yeah my pool is unconventional but i like it.
who was cloisters lock of the week last week?
I’d say one of the biggest keys to the Dallas game is stopping the run which shouldn’t be hard. The Redskins are 6-0 when Kirk passes the ball 30 times or less and are 5-15 when he passes it over 30 times. What funny is there were a few Skins fans here who claimed they didn’t care if they run the ball and wanted to see Kirk throw the ball 40 to 50 times a game.
I didn’t join a survivor league until Monday afternoon so I could only choose between 2 games. I chose wisely.
i can’t believe Rashard Jennings was popping off 15 yarders………so i am not so sure we can stop the run
Yeah but probably the reason you can’t is because, you’re just not that bright son.
The Redskins have not lost a game this year with Cullen Jenkins
<--- went fishing with toods They only gave up 113 yards against the Giants. Shouldn't be hard to hold the Skins to about 75 or so.
<--- went fishing with toods this isn't Badgers. Badgers is South Park Snyder. Mine is South Park Jay
Fivers, South Park Kirk is available. Use him if you want
How did u figure out how to like your own posts?
Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s a silly question.
I think it was shitrant’s predictions personally…
For Justin (or whoever he is today):
Pff says Brandon Carr was the best performing Cowboy player on Sunday, and, he was the best performing player on either the Cowboys or Giants as a whole.
https://www.profootballfocus.com/pro-nyg-dal-grades-giants-newcomers-shine-on-defense/
Frenchie! i was just thinking the same thing
I don’t miss Alf the RB, ut I really miss Alf the person. It’s a crime against humanity that he is a fucking Cowboy
Wentzadelphia curmudgeonwater tigers masterbate?
#InJayWeTrust What’s wrong with Alf the RB? It’s not his fault Gruden neutered him.
I was wondering the same thing. How could he not miss the RB when his team is starting Matt fucking Jones.
#InJayWeTrust Does he still have the same car?
As long as he is driving the same car…..
curmudgeonwater Silent Jay just didn’t seem to like using him at all which is strange.
when you stand next to and watch him workout, Matt Jones prob makes you really want to play him.
curmudgeonwater Just kind of a shame that throughout all the RG3 crap, he was always a steady mainstay of the team and a fan favorite, and still let go.
I’m telling you, whoever is ultimately behind it, they are effectively ignoring the RB spot despite splooz’s idiotic argument.
Frenchie! <--- went fishing with toods, can't swim But they did not fit, so they had to acquit
what pisses me of most, is they look like their destined to have a shot at Fournette
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim Fournette won't make that much of a difference with 12 carries.
#InJayWeTrust They literally just used him less and less year over year. Wanted to see what he could do last year with more touches, but obviously that OL wasn’t in the best shape either.
#InJayWeTrust looked like it in preseason for us
How can you be so sure of that after one down year? I don’t think Gruden played to his strengths.
#InJayWeTrust He’s looking pretty good to me. He looks like he still has the same patience, vision and willingness to run hard to me. Only thing I can imagine that is physically lost is speed, but he was never a speed guy to begin with.
Dongtavious Steelwang http://67.media.tumblr.com/e2caa33965502e5fe219cc2eee284246/tumblr_n9x5rowOoY1r4gei2o4_400.gif
curmudgeonwater It wasn’t just a down year. He got worse each year
penguinfarmer He can still do fine behind that OL. Just about any RB can
Seriously Fivers, change your avi. It was funny for like 10 minutes
I’m sure its possible. let’s see if you can.
It’s pretty uncanny how many lesser brothers we’ve had…at least none are as detrimental to our team as the one the Redskins have
curmudgeonwater At least we had Shawn Andrews before we got Stacy Andrews FWIW
I’m not really looking to start trouble. My favorite sunglasses broke 🙁
I buy cheap sunglasses, lose them too often and refuse to spend any more than $20 ever on a pair
curmudgeonwater Which is a fine strategy. Knowing your weakness and still buying $200 sunglasses is just an exercise in stupid.
curmudgeonwater I’m pointing out a silver lining here. At least I didn’t reference the Detmer brothers
even if I was good at holding onto sunglasses I don;t think I would ever spend more than $20 on a pair
The silver lining is that as many as we have/had, the Redskins lesser brother is worse.
curmudgeonwater I have a nice pair I got as a gift because I’m a fancy bitch.
Mytee32 New avatar? How do we know this is the real mytee?
curmudgeonwater what did you figure out that i didn’t?
Liked cuz it looks like your avi’s tities are going to fall out
Being hungry sucks. Leftover rice and beans and turkey just don’t cut it.
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk
CB Tharold Simon was claimed by the Cardinals on waivers, per source.
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Richard Sherman 5 weeks ago “Tharold Simon will be better than me”
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000680326/article/richard-sherman-tharold-simon-will-be-better-than-me
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim They have not drafted well since 2013.
anyone think a coach sits for anthem this season?
Dongtavious Steelwang you people depress me. i hate leftovers
penguinfarmer <--- went fishing with toods, can't swim I think Reed was a good pick this year. Locket as well. Paul Richardson could prove himself this year.
What did I tell you about the weakness at certain positions in their secondary son?
Oh, and a Brandon Carr…..
Not a chance
If one does though, please let it be a white coach
Garrett, when Jerry locks him in the bathroom before the game.
Jay.
But he’ll be sitting on his couch at home after week 13.
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/201353594/nfl-nfl-rookies-carson-wentz
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“Though they were drafted 133 picks apart and Prescott wasn’t meant to play this season, I think they should be judged on the same playing field.”
LOL
I thought Garrett was about to kneel for the Anthem last week, but then I realized he was just picking up his pom-poms.
Don’t think. It’s obvious it hurts you to try, almost as much as it hurts us to see.
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim Should they not? They both are asked to win games for their teams at this juncture.
do you judge Ogbjigaway or whatever his name is, the same way you do JPP?
Of course they should be judged the same. Thought Cowboys fans and the media probably shouldn’t have the same expectations.
No one judges any QB “the same” in FF, why does it make sense to do it on any other basis.
Geesh.
i guess expectations and judgement aren’t mutually exclusive in my eyes.
Like I said, don’t think because it’s obvious it hurts you to try.
That doesn’t make sense. Both Wentz and Prescott were given the role to lead their respective offenses in spite of other viable veteran QBs. Do we laud Romo for being good enough for an UDFA? No. We lambaste him for going 2-7.
Weech InJay cloned himself
cloister is old, but Lupo is 64
injay really misses alf. wants him back badly
The nun apparently “thinks” that because the object is for QBs to win, it’s fair to judge a QBs performance entirely on whether the team wins.
SMH.
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott, but especially with TERRANCE WILLIAMS…
curmudgeonwater I think he automatically discredits himself when he declares anyone someone out of the league as being a better WR than anybody
It’s hard to be an exact judge of QBs because they all have different weapons around them. How do you judge a QB with an average line and average skill position players the same as one who has great ones?
anyone know how long of a FG Bailey was lookin at if Williams did go out of bounds?
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim Dak's words to Dez: Prescott ran to him and said words to this effect: We know you’re the best receiver in the world and you MIGHT score, but we can’t take that chance. You gotta use your head and get the clock stopped.
How do you starve Frenchie?
Hide his unemployment check under his work boots.
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim Dak's words to T-Will: You're probably the worst receiver and the world and you definitely won't score, and we can't take that chance, use your goddamn head and get the clock stopped.
Garrett to all of them…….”you fucking assholes”
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim 61-62. A long shot, but Bailey was on fire all game.
Dongtavious Steelwang <--- went fishing with toods, can't swim en fuego
Weech DRC got a boner soon as he planted that foot
According to cow fans, all of those things you mention are better on Dallas so we should really be much harder on Dak if he doesn;t succeed.
Weech Not sure this is a joke a Puerto Rican should be making.
So many factors. You can’t reasonably evaluate a QB against another, when one team plays a great defense, and another plays a for shit defense.
But the nun “thinks” you can.
No doubt, but I think our coach has a much higher football IQ than Garret has shown so you have to put that in the equation as well.
curmudgeonwater he’s actually caught on camera saying “motherfucker” but it was during a penalty not this play
penguinfarmer curmudgeonwater Got cut from the Redskins
no swallowing = a baby in the cloister household
I thought you were setting up a joke about the Redskins Stork.
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim Tricks are what whores do for money
curmudgeonwater “Excuse me ladies and gentlemen….I’m sorry to disturb your train ride…”
curmudgeonwater Loses something without a vocal delivery
A young man goes into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.”
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parent’s. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
He leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
Weech I hope this burns, curmudgeon. I hope this burns deep.
Tire148 I liked the one with the bad snap and he just tossed it up.
Weech Somewhere, an NFL fan named Harambe sheds a single tear.
I think putting your own last name on a jersey is the tackiest shit ever.
All these vatos here in SoCal have jerseys with Valenzuela, Flores, and Garcia on the back with the #13.
*facepalm*
That’s Mara. No relation to John. But the same tenacity and gore.
Weech I thought that was what you were alluding to with the #13 jersey.
SUR13 is Mexican Mafia. Mara Salvatruchas is the Salvadorean gang.
Those Philly trains are dangerous, Cloist. I’m worried about your well-being.
penguinfarmer Weech you’ve never heard of MS 13?
No. That has nothing time to do with what I said. I think Cruz hasn’t been relevant in years and plays one game and thinks he can take jabs at players.
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim penguinfarmer Weech I have. I thought that was what weech was talking about the entire time. Never heard of sur13.
you kidding? Do you know how many choys and Justins there are in Philly?
Because the Giants suck and their WRs talk too much shit. I don’t want to hear from such a sub bar team every week.
Weech Ron Rivera representin the Monterey bay!
Fun facts: Odell Beckham has never been to the playoffs. Not has he ever been the Eagles.
Penguin, have you never seen Blood In Blood Out?
I’m disappointed. “La M don’t shine shoes”
Mytee, let’s avatar wager this week. This will be my choice for you
http://i.imgur.com/jVS7oT0.jpg
Is that the one about MS13 staring benecio del toro?
I have another back to school tonight. Supposedly 2 hours long. FML
curmudgeonwater you need weed in your life
curmudgeonwater They should just serve wine and cocktails at that thing. Makes the whole process go smoother for everyone.
Pretty fucked up thing to say. I thought Puerto Ricans were family oriented
it’s not completely out of my life, but is a long distance relationship
curmudgeonwater “Dad, why do you smell like the art teacher’s office?”
J-Money. I just booked my South African safari this week. Does your dad need any lions? Tame or otherwise?
Weech Step 1) Don’t get Zika
Step 2) Don’t get AIDS
Step 3) Adhere to steps 1 and 2
Step 4) Have a slow travelmate who had a good run
Weech Building off on penguin’s jam yesterday – Ethiopian food is delicious, and so is that sourbread that goes with the delicious stuff.
There’s supposed to be great spot in LA that has bomb Ethiopian. Gotta check it out soon.
Weech Go for it and be prepared to eat with your hands. I’m an unapologetic carnivore, but their vegetarian dishes are great.
penguinfarmer Weech Likewise. Messy as hell because I eat like a caveman, but delicious.
A good friend and I hosted an African culture night at my place a few months ago. He did peace corps in Burkina Faso and we made Senegalese Rice. We all ate with our hands. I’d never felt so carnal.
penguinfarmer Weech Queen of Sheba was pretty good in Midtown. Gotta find some other places.
Weech Sure saves on washing dishes. Fuck dishwashing.
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer Weech Queen of Sheba is great. Zoma in Harlem is my favorite. I’ve tried Injera, but their portions were smaller and more expensive compared to what you get at the others.
Weech Skooler comes crashing in like the Kool-Aid Man in 3….2….1…
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Awash up in Morningside I liked. I’ll have to check out Zoma.
Mytee32 No they brought it all over to US where we Americans think of it as novelty cuisine.
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/776181486022193152
Jim Schwartz likes this
penguinfarmer Mytee32 I’d like to meet the first immigrant who marked up his food by like 800%, slapped the term “exotic” on it, and profited.
Dongtavious Steelwang I’ll happily pay a premium for exotic. I want to punch hipsters right in their skinny jeans for “organic”.
O’Sullivan pointed out how on both touchdown passes, the Browns were in some type of cover-1 man defense. Because of how well Wentz threw those fade balls, O’Sullivan said he “can’t imagine” Wentz will see this look again any time soon in or around the red zone. Instead, O’Sullivan suggested the Bears may use quarters coverage, which he called a “safer” defense and one that would better take away fade routes.
I was really looking forward to watch Wentz against Redskins Cover 1 or 3.
Touche.
Speaking of bad coaches. When are you changing your username?
Sir Squatch southy, from inside a great white yes
Linkin Bridge was really good, would’ve liked to see them in top 5 but glad for Dorenbos
choyboy0724 Agree with you on Linkin Bridge though. They were phenomenal
Frenchie! I don’t get why they don’t have another week of performances for the top 5
If it makes you guys feel better, the Nats just got a big series win over their only divisional competition
Best part about the AGT commercials? Being able to watch Masterchef
As much as I would love the div title, Giants just need to get in esp with Bum and Cueto they could get hot
Helped the Giants but Mets have easy schedule rest of the way. Giants and Cardinals start 4 game series in SF Tom night
It’s a good story. It will help ratings. It will drive synergies with the NFL. Simon Cowell will make it happen.
1 game out of the East, 1 game up in the wildcard. 11 game homestand. Time to open this bitch up!
Sidenote, I’m asking my uncle to talk time coach about tickets to one of the games in the final Jays Orioles series
Sir Squatch baseball. i’d rather talk more about AGT
Cloister wasted his 10 votes. But at least he pushed Dore boss into the top 3
Greatest baseball player ever is about to play on ESPN. Too bad his team sucks. Mike Trout #1
Dorenbos not winning is cloister’s fault
Let’s tell him that tomorrow
Trout did a number on the Jays when I saw them play last month
https://twitter.com/ITPylon/status/776231042575323136
If this guy tells us the Giants Dline is great we know Justin’s alert ego
He gets the least amount of pub as a superstar has ever received.
Tire148 I can think of several one-word articles that would sum it up nicely.
He’s a talent. I’m going to make sure I see him again next year
Good thing you only had 10 votes. You could have cost her the money
troof…once she performed last night I felt bad for my eagles homer votes
Tire148
That Dline is great! Check out Snacks choking out that top five pick…
5 against one? Only a New Yorker can appreciate that.
Remember rep, I told you I had the giants winning that game. Never thoght it would be so close though. Giants were very fortunate.
Tire148
I think he’s at school night for one of his kids. Probably over by now though.
Otsitheiceman
Well Damon probably had to dispatch a top NFL center and all pro guard before this shot….
The Giants are fortunate. Not sure they would have won with Romo in. I was disappointed in the offense. Hopefully some of that was just Maranelli’s doing. If it happens against the Saints, that would be cause for some panic.
Tire148
Or there’s now a sign up with his picture that says “call security if you see this man on school grounds”.
I figure they’ll beat down the Saints. Reece got some right this time. They will be a contender all year. Have fun.
Interesting.
“42.1
Percent of snaps the Bears pressured Texans’ QB Brock Osweiler in Week 1
The Eagles were mostly able to keep Carson Wentz’s jersey clean in Week 1 — he was sacked twice but wasn’t hit as he threw otherwise. According to PFF, Wentz was pressured on 32.5 percent of his snaps, and went just 4 for 10 when pressured, so if the Bears’ pass rush can get home, Wentz will almost certainly have a tougher job ahead of him than in the opener.”
Wentz was hit a few times other than his sacks. He also was 11 for 11 when blitzed. Chicago will most likely be a tougher test than Cleveland though being on the road and all. Just gotta see how he does week to week. The teams he plays seem to get harder and harder until Washington.
Yeah, completely misses the “only 12 rush attempts” part of the issue.
Let’s not pretend the personnel at the position isn’t a huge problem either though.
curmudgeonwater I’m no fan of Jones, but you have to give him a chance or move on to someone else. Not running the ball is the worst decision you could make for that issue.
I agree that they need to run the ball more regardless, but it’s just dumbfounding to me the RBs they went into the season with.
I guess none of the blitzes really generated any pressure? The line and backs did do a nice job of picking up the blitz.
In memory for Christine Michael’s fantasy worth
Thomas Rawls is the feature back this week. At least that’s what I heard
You really need to STFU and look at your Twitterfeed.
Sorry that was rude. He is telling his kicker to kick it short on purpose. Thinks it helps them win
To be fair he didn’t have much value before the season. Should be a RBBC.
There was more kickoff returns week one of this year compared to last year
What a snooze fest of a TNF game. At least I have Brandon Marshall on my fantasy team to root for.
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54.3 — That’s the percentage of snaps Jay Cutler was under pressure in Week 1, which was the highest rate in the NFL, according to http://profootballfocus.com/. What’s more: The pressure was almost entirely allowed by the offensive tackles, as the Bears’ starting guards gave up just one quarterback hurry in 37 pass-blocking snaps. Cutler was sacked five times for a loss of 31 yards, completing just 16 passes against the Texans.
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/15/philadelphia-eagles-chicago-bears-monday-night-football/
Could be a good night for the Eagles DL.
The article is from 6am this morning, would you kindly point me to where someone else posted this excerpt?
I posted that stat. Sorry let me tell Josh it was info from Canada.
https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/776388460135362561
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And Shefty tweeted something about only 12% of teams that went 0-2 made the playoffs? Wonder what timeline he used.
I’d ask a fantasy question, but Tire is here and I don’t feel like hearing him bitch. Guess I’ll actually work this morning. Lame.
If you pick up a FA in the SKA league it won’t effect your waiver priority.
Yes, he doesn’t like when I ask fantasy questions in the morning. Now he doesn’t like when I post article excerpts that include a stat that was already posted. He’s making my mornings annoying I tell ya.
How can I make it up to you? I don’t want you to put the Splooz treatment on me. I just can’t STFU
It’s all good, I’m just gonna work this morning. Doesn’t appear morning football discussion is going to take place today.
That first one doesn’t seem like there’s a chance it goes Redskins way
Tire148 Collins didn’t look like he could stop a glass of water, so I’m not sure that’s true.
J.J. Wilcox is an aggressive safety with good coverage ability, but he’ll find himself at a size disadvantage
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Does he mean Jones? Because Wilcox sucks
I mean, they aren’t a top 5 unit like the Giants, but I think they will do better this week
Said Cruz: “Especially if he calls himself — I don’t call him this, he calls himself this — the best corner in the league, then you have to cover the best receivers on the other team. Going in I thought he was going to follow AB all over the place, but he didn’t, so it is what it is. He made his choice.”
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I didn’t realize Cruz was this stupid, but man, good to know he doesn’t follow anything the coaches tell him.
Also funny that Justin said it was them using logic to troll, LOL.
I actually like Cruz? But that is really dumb… Like he has a choice in the matter…
Fiversons No Spin Zone But good to know that if Cruz or OBJ don’t line up against Norman, it was their choice to be scared of him #CruzLogic
Justin says a lot of lol worthy things… He’s still a good internet friend…
HailBandG Honestly paid no attention to Cruz, he hasn’t been relevant in 4 years right?
He’s famous for a dance played to music on a football field.
Why is he worried about the Skins now? They have the Saints this week
Hall’s lasting impression of Wentz: “Dude has a cannon. He has a cannon for an arm. And he was always a really smart quarterback. He reads defenses very well from my experiences against him. Plus, he’s not afraid to run if he gets in trouble.”
The arm strength is most eye catching.
“You’ll see it on film and it’ll knock you back and make you make a little face,” Hall said. “Because you realize how few guys can make those throws. He was making NFL-type passes in college, throwing from the far hash to the opposite sideline on a comebacker. And he’s got enough zip on it by far. It’s crazy.”
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-carson-wentz-eagles-bears-mnf-20160914-story.html
Pretty good read for Eagles fans. I always like hearing other cities’ perspective on Eagles players.
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott, but especially with TERRANCE WILLIAMS…
Congrats again to Dorenbos on finishing 3rd in AGT. I hope he got to play with Paula Abdul’s juggs after his last trick!
Monday night cannot come fast enough
Cowboys Suck
Morning Fellas
I still haven’t seen his act.
Cowboys do indeed SUCK! That movie proved it to me.
Morning
I’d imagine other cities perspectives are often kinder than Philly’s.
Not sure on Dawkins, not as familiar with his awards line as greenbloods, but I’m familiar enough with McNabb to say he’s the classic just under the line player. He’ll be one of the best never to make it type.
Agreed about McNabb. It’s not a hate thing. Donovan was great. Best QB in franchise history next to Wentz. He falls just short imo, just like he did in the postseason 🙁
Dawkins should for sure be a HOFer. He changed the position. Probably won’t get in the first go around though.
Mytee32 I think Jacoby makes it this year, at least he should.
curmudgeonwater I agree. I think McNabb not getting in will have more to do with the QBs that will be up for the HOF over the next few years (along with other players) that will keep him out. Statistically speaking, McNabb is better than some already in the HOF
https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/776403107072782336
The Washington Redskins have four prominent names among the initial list of 94 names for the 2017 Hall of Fame nominees: returner Brian Mitchell, tackle Joe Jacoby, defensive coordinator Richie Petitbon and tackle Jim Lachey. Among others on the list who spent some time with Washington: quarterback Donovan McNabb, fullback Larry Centers, receiver Henry Ellard, running back Shaun Alexander, end Jason Taylor and running back Eric Metcalf. Jacoby reached the final 15 last January and has a good chance of making it this time around.
I’m rooting for Joe Jacoby. I hope Brian Mitchell gets a little love too, though not sure he should ever make it. He does deserve recognition for being #2 all time in yardage.
curmudgeonwater He’s not down and ready to keep moving forward. Luckily, he’s got Dez this week who he owns.
Matt Mosley 4.1 From the answers, it doesn’t appear the Eagles have had a HOFer.
Good to see Redskins legend Donovan McNabb up for the HOF
He isn’t even the most deserving Redskins who also played for the Eagles up for a vote.
Just be prepared for people to get you two confused. I’ll hold each of you accountable for what the other says as long as this persists.
Alshon is the only guy to worry about. Other than that the Eagles match up well against them
I like the Eagles chances. It’s in Chicago, so I don’t think it will be easy and it’s far from a guarantee, but I think the Eagles will win.
curmudgeonwater Yeah I know the feeling, seems like this year is much more of a “any given sunday” than last year for me. I really have no clue what team is going to show up on the field.
Same. I love hyping up Wentz, but it’s been one week. He could easily struggle in any game this season given that DC’s will have more and more film on him. My hope is that Dougie unleashes Trey Burton for the world to see on Monday night.
Tire148 I just generally assume you’re in full troll mode lately.
curmudgeonwater Pretty much has to right? Unless they drop their multi-TE sets which seems like an extreme move.
Ertz played 50 snaps last game. I don’t think Celek gets up there. Should be a good dose of Burton
He’ll have to play him definitely as long as he’s healthy (was dealing with a calf injury). I guess my hope is more that he is somewhat a featured part of the game plan. I’ve been waiting for that for 2+ years now.
Ertz played 60 snaps last game. I think Celek will still see most of the snaps in single TE sets, but I agree that Burton should see plenty of snaps. Celek had 38 snaps in week 1.
If Agholor keeps winning his battles the necessity for multiple TE sets will definitely decrease. Especially against a team with a bad pass rush.
If Agholor can develop into just a really solid receiver, the Eagles receiving corps is pretty damn good.
See. We aren’t that different after all. We could be the dynamic duo this place needs and deserves. We already have a name.
curmudgeonwater If “Ifs” and “Buts” were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas.
Sounds like a shitty xmas.
Who wants candy and nuts for xmas? Sound more like a Halloween thing.
We agree on a lot of stuff actually. You just put me in a bad mood the last two mornings, I’m over it.
Well, Agholor started the season out quite well going out a quality CB most of the game so it’s not as big of an if as most people might think.
That will still be an issue from time to time I’m sure, he just has to limit those drops.
honeybadger23 I still believe Burfict let up on Antonio on that hit. It would have been so much worse if it was intentional. IF he wasn’t Burfict, he probably gets fined only
You guys are like an old married couple. It’s adorable and gross at the same time
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/776428717719584769
He needs to suck it up
https://twitter.com/McShay13/status/776425952112939008
Where’s Lupo when you need him?
<--- went fishing with toods, can't swim http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+displaced+rib
I got the feeling that Norman will be following around Dez for a decent chunk on Sunday…..
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze without breaking?
I don’t. They are treating Norman like we treated Asante.
honeybadger23 cuz I don’t think Norman likes being called out. I got the feeling he asks Barry to follow Dez at some point during the game
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze They played the same scheme last year as well
maybe he’s just naming one of his favorite prospects
If Dez doesn’t ask to be covered by Norman it’s cause he’s a pussy
Doesn’t matter to me. As long as the results are the same as the last 3 trips to FedEx. I personally think you see the running game do well ,Beasley and Witten again. Hopefully they get into the end zone this time.
Frenchie! Mytee32 Ah, some idiot who apparently doesn’t understand that players do what they are told. What does Cruz want? Norman to just say “Fuck the coaches” and line up where he wants? What a moron.
Mytee32 Not at all. I just got a gut feeling that Norman gets suckered in by the chatter and asks for this
Fiversons No Spin Zone favored? shit I need to go make a bet
Norman is an attention whore. That’s why players and the media bring him up all the time.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m not. Dak doesn’t throw the ball more than 7 yards deep. And Zeke played like garbage
Frenchie! Mytee32 It’s simple. The Skins were confident in Breeland’s ability. He wasn’t able to win against Brown and the Steelers took advantage. The Skins should have made adjustments but they clearly didn’t. Again, this is not on Norman at all.
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child I'm not ruling out a temper tantrum from Dez or Norman
Just like any other receiver or corner in the league. He gets attention because he’s good.
Really? I don’t see players and media constantly taking jabs at or relentlessly talking about Patrick Peterson, Darrelle Revis, Joe Haden, etc.
Joe Barry sounds like a real Billy Davis…
curmudgeonwater lol then you don’t pay attention. There was all kinds of beef between Peterson and Sherman. They always get into it.
this is true. Sherm and Norm love the spotlight
But fair. They didn’t give Breeland any help.
I’m missing a bet.
I know I got a bet with Weech this week for the game. I know I have a bet with Cloister over Jacckson and Bent Dick. I’m pretty sure have another
They had a twitter war…Peterson didn’t do a media tour/circus and rip other players either. Norman wanted to be in the limelight, did everything he could to get there, and now people are talking about him. It’s pretty simple really.
I’m not worried about our bet. You can’t force a DGBoner in right away, you have to ease it in slowly.
@ Frenchie and everyone else who thinks Dak is captain checkdown.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000700658/Every-Dak-Prescott-play-from-Week-1
I don’t think he’s captain checkdown. He’s more of a captain inoverhishead.
Why are people talking about him? He shut down Brown when the Steelers had the balls to match them up.
“Peterson didn’t do a media tour/circus and rip other players”
Lmao Cloister. Peterson spent half the offseason trash talking Norman when Norman never said anything about him.
curmudgeonwater Don’t be so hard on yourself, that was a full 2/10
In my very, very humble opinion, there’s only one offensive player on the skins that can, if not win the game for them, at least make it closer than it should be.
Take a guess who that is?
curmudgeonwater they took plenty of shots, just didn’t connect on many, if any.
curmudgeonwater lol… you have no idea what you are talking about.
PFF or somebody must collect stats on attempts down field, not sure I’ve seen it posted though
Coates catch came against Greg Toler. Holy hell the ignorance here is staggering.
ok then, good luck with “the best CB tandem in the league” lol they look amazing
curmudgeonwater 3 minutes ago
He played Brown nicely, not so much Coates.
Another dumb post by Cloister. It was Toler who got beat by Coates, not Breeland or Norman.
They had a twitter war badger. He didn’t come close to doing the crap Norman did this offseason.
The fact that fuws a cows fan made this joke……
Perfect.
curmudgeonwater but you said he never ripped other players. he clearly did. pipe down
It’s not a matter of being better. It’s about matchups. Garçon and Jackson and Reed are never a problem for the Cowboys because the matchups favor them.
Otsitheiceman ? crowder is going to be matched up against Scandrick retard
“Emmitt Smith is the best Rab of all time because he produced the most yards”
-Kelli
Fine, Norman had a decent game. That wasn’t even the point of the discussion. But I can admit he played ok on a night where Ben, Brown, and Williams were able to rape everybody else on the Redskins defense. I guess they should have gone away from that just to test Norman more often.
Scandrick has an achy hammy son. And he might be covering garçon.
<--- cowboys fan I heard on the radio that Dak was 2 for 15 on passes that traveled more than 15 yards
Things I never said.
That’s actually your argument for miles austin.
Coming from the guy that just said crowder could win/make it close.
I’ll take your insult as a badge of fucking honor.
curmudgeonwater I’m sorry, way out of line to call you that. I apologize.
I said he didn’t go on a media tour and rip other players. They had a twitter battle. I understand you want to defend the douche canoe because he’s a Redskin, but pipe down.
played good enough to warrant making the switch to him following AB
Mab – miles austin boy.
New shitrant name.
Ben Roethlisberger was probably SO happy norman wasn’t following AB
no chance he drops the snap and just tosses up a 4th 1 like that if he knows its norman out there.
correct…that’s what Cruz is criticizing anyway. Cruz sounds dumb too because it’s not Norman’s choice. My point was the attention whore brings comments like this on himself.
I don’t agree, he’s always made those types of decisions with his passing.
Sir Squatch Matt Mosley 4.1 I cant remember
I think it was Sherman last year where ben didn’t
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze y does he spell your name with an i
T206H?
I’m only seeing the turbocharged version. I’m a Cessna fan, mainly because I spent a lot of time in them. They are dependable, cheaper parts since Cessnas are everywhere. 175kt cruise is really awesome, slightly faster than the Seminoles I used to fly and it being turbocharged means you could get some real altitude.
He was third in INTs last year while being 20th in attempts. He has never been afraid to make risky passes, no matter who the defender is.
Cruz’s had a point though, Norman is one of the redskins premeier players and maybe the most expensive. If he wanted to follow AB, he likely could have just asked and been granted.
Yeah I like it’s range and it’s useful load. I hadn’t paid attention to it’s ceiling, but looks like it’s 26K, which is nuts
someone obv doesn’t know shit about growing plants
I literally just skimmed the article I pulled up on it, but I’m guessing a pressurized cockpit? Or is it just O2 tanks?
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk
49ers are really getting screwed this week: Cross country after late Monday game, Carolina with 10 days to get ready.
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lol nfl
Well they ran it 30 times. Almost balanced I expect the number to be closer this week
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze O2 if you really wanted to go that high, but I really don’t think many people do except Bush Pilots probably.
Another thing I saw was at altitude you could lean your cruise settings and get 188kts at 30gph, which is just fucking dirty, the 172’s I flew would get 20gph
Lol I would at least once. Took a 172 to 12,000ft. Got some shit for it from my college, worth it.
Anyone see the stat on Wentz’ completion rate last week vs pressure? And then the Bears rate of pressuring Oswalder?
Doesn’t bode well for him this week.
I’m honestly not that deep into it to know what’s good or bad at that point.
well obv they weren’t going to run the ball when it came down to “comeback” territory, so if you throw out the 8 or so passes that happened then, its pretty balanced. they certainly controlled the clock
I responded to that post. He got hit more than you suggested. He was also 11 for 11 against the blitz.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Well yeah, you obviously need to hit your highest point, fastest speed, steepest assent just once
45/30. 15 play difference. Its not really that far apart. Sorry Squatch, it’s not like it’s 40+(pass)-12 (run).
Well eventually you’ll have to get into weight and balance and then you’ll start wondering why you are carrying all this heavy fuel around and once you look into the efficiency of these plane you’ll know why.
curmudgeonwater This is where I get lost. PFF says he was 12-13 against the Blitz, The Realfootball Network had him 90% against the blitz.
The Bears better get home without blitzing then. How’s their DL, I don’t remember it being particularly good.
Coming from a guy who has wasted his mind, I’ll take that point to heart.
They may be correct, I saw somewhere else that he was 11 for 11. Can’t remember where. If I’m mistaken with the numbers, the point remains the same.
curmudgeonwater I’m not saying what you saw was incorrect, just seems like different sites “see” blitzes differently.
Well, according to what I posted, and you supposedly read, the a bears pressured Oswalder on something around 40% of the Texans pass plays.
How’s the TX OL? You always do this, take two random numbers from specific games and put them together as if it means something regarding future games. It doesn’t.
Otsitheiceman I watched the game and was amazed at how good Wentz did against pressure last week. Not only did he avoid the blitz and got passes off but he went like 90% or so completions.
Yeah I’ve been noticing that, especially when it comes to useful load. Probably can’t really get anything fancier than a 172, but with a wife, kid, dog, luggage, makes it tough to actually fly for any useful purpose when you can’t carry any of them.
You might be right. Or, alternatively, the fact that the Bears were able to put good pressure on their first opponent might translate to them being able to do it vs the Eagles.
I’m sure you extrapolate nothing about the Cowboys future performance based on what they did their first game.
Smh
In that last drive with no timeouts remaining ,there were 8 passing attempts. Like Justin said. Before then it was 37/30. They did a pretty balanced game plan.
Who knew somebody had to point out that riding a moped during a major storm was…well…really fucking stupid.
Otsitheiceman It’s impossible to say much about players after one game. To small a sample size if you ask me.
Dropping a rookie QB in his first game back that much is a dumb thing to do no matter how you’d like to spin it.
Cowboys lost to the first NFL team they played. That doesn’t bode well as they prepare for a second NFL team
I like him, and I’ve always said so. He’s definitely the Eagles future and it looks bright.
Having said that, he’s a rookie, has played one game against weak competition, and will have many worse days, more likely than not, against better competition.
That’s all. Plus the nun is such a fucking hater about all things Cowboys that I can’t help posting some shit, truthful as it is, about your guys.
You understand.
just saw that on the news. they said 200 mph winds. that’s nuts
They dropped Carson back 37 times. Is that dumb?
Absolutely. He is going to have plenty of hiccups along the way. The knee jerk reactions about how great he looked game one are more for trolling than anything else.
Can’t run the ball, can’t stop the run, turnover ratio returns to the mean, much tougher schedule.
This is the reason why the skins are in BIG trouble this year.
curmudgeonwater so you’re saying……….they didn’t hold back the offense because of Dak?
What’s crazy is they knew they had these problems going into the offseason and didn’t address either of them during free agency or the draft.
<--- cowboys fan https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/775756285262245888
I suppose not, but Dak himself, Elliott, and the OL did a good enough job of holding it back on their own.
37/30 isn’t that far off either. I mean what should they have done with no timeouts on that last drive? Run? Lol
Anyway, back to football talk.
you guys better not take everything shitrant is saying today and mark it down as “cowboys fans said…..”
I still think Scot is no dummy. He knew the skins QB situation IS going to change next year, and why spend lots of money this year, trying to finish 7-9 or 8-8, when it will wreck their chances at a top QB next year in the draft.
It was obvious to me when they didn’t even draft a single DT during a loaded draft. And instead took a WR when he can’t possibly make a difference for a couple years.
How do tell the difference between male and female strawberries son?
shitrant doesn’t think the Giants have the best DL in the NFL, he should be worried about you
Dez and Cole too. The Giants plan worked. They were going to stop the run and let Dak beat them. And i know this is what if, but if Dez and Cole caught those TD’s it might have altered their game plan(Giants) but they didn’t and the Giants were able to continue. It was a successful plan for the Giants.
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Justin, local purveyor of whoreticultural expertise
Sir Squatch <--- jealous of Cedric Thornton so, not 200 mph?
Monz Venus Sir Squatch The two NFL Harambe fans were enough to turn the tide
#justice4Harambes
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang That’s honestly much more generous than I was expecting
I’m more worried now about the damage the pesticides are doing to you, than I was a few days ago even.
Even if the Giants do. He admitted that the best Dline > best Oline. Things I’ve been telling him
Dongtavious Steelwang I’m in a good mood right now, take what you are given
that’s why you never just simply go BPA imo
I have to drive to fucking Richmond tomorrow morning. Shitty, but the wedding should be fun. The groom is a Redskins fan. Is it wrong for me to hope the Cowboys win on Sunday?
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton curmudgeonwater Which fan base will be more insufferable after the game?
Lol. Nope. It would be wrong to hit on the bride wearing a Cowboys Jersey. But rooting. Nah.
You’d be a class act. Lol
curmudgeonwater “This week just keeps getting worse and worse all the time!”
that’s why I’m pulling for the Cowboys….you think I like wanting them to win?
curmudgeonwater When are you headed this way? I hope it takes you 20 hours to get there.
curmudgeonwater Whichever team you are rooting to win will ultimately be more insufferable
Against a really good DL, playing a rookie QB, the Cowboys OL paved the way for the Cowboys to score on 5 of their first 6 drives. Instead of just scoring a TD once, two others would have been converted, if Dez and Beez would have held on to the ball, having nothing to do with the OL.
Yeah, 5-6 if that’s “Giants DL>Cowboys OL” then Tyron Crawford >Cox.
Smh
that demographic doesn’t include people like you monz, or fiversons or Squatch…but the skins fans that are insufferable are the absolute worst
Otsitheiceman Are Cowboys fans just pumping up the Giants DL just to prove that their OL didn’t play that poorly? Is this happening?
Giants DL is really good. And please let’s remind each other after each game that I said this ok?
Till you admit I was right.
I personally think it’s very good. but time will tell. I don’t think the OL played poorly. Poorly would have been like 20 yards for zeke and no TD. and some sacks.
Otsitheiceman I mean I feel like it’s just like many times when Romo is out, the QB play is not as good or the playcalling is incomprehensibly bad.
Beez played well..with one obvious exception, and Dez is getting screwed by the coaches. He does need to be more involved.
they struggled but played well enough to win the game.
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton When you have to settle for that many field goals it's not good enough, obviously.
Neither.
Randy Gregory is, with the exception of JPP, the best pure pass rusher in the division.
“it’s very good. but time will tell. I don’t think the OL played poorly”
pretty much nailed what Dong said
That’s alright, maybe you can just tell me about Agholor. Or Wentz again.
will you guys please just forget he said that
we weren’t really settling………we were dropping TD passes
and we had a chance to win the game, so its not “obvious”
Agholor had a nice first week after dealing with a high ankle sprain all of last season. Anything else you’d like to know about him?
Yeah, just one thing;
Get the fuck outta here about Agholor, aka the worst WR in the league last year.
I have altered the week. Pray I don’t alter it further
Same number of reg season sacks? Yeah sure.
you just threw a monkey wrench into his lame preseason angle, poor shitrant
The any argument based on preseason stats is pure nonsense.
curmudgeonwater Miles Austin is still great though. So great he’s still not signed to a team.
I don’t know if the Giants have a good DL or not(too early to tell) I do know what they planned to do to stop the run worked. Yet Dallas was still able to go up and down the field. Man those dropped TD’s hurt.
Half the people in Philly are cowboy fans
Well then you be happy for him, I’ll be happy for a Agholor, then were both happy.
I like that.
Sir Squatch *Squatch’s mouse hovers over “Ban User” button*
Yes I will bet you that currently Agholor has the same number of regular season sacks as Randy Gregory.
This is either going to be a really embarassing week for the Redskins that their corners got owned by a rookie QB, or a really embarassing week for the Cowboys where Zeke and Dez can’t do a thing against the Redskins.
It’s gon be gud
InJay and mytee are incredibly annoying when the skins win too I might add.
The weird thing here is, I’m like one of the few who can say objective things about every team and yet the constant trolls, especially guys like Splooge, and Tire, and Cloiseter, and Kelly are the ones most willing to label me a troll.
The dumbing down of America man.
Otsitheiceman You believing Miles Austin is still capable of anything is evidence enough of the dumbing down of America.
You believing that he’s not playing ONLY because “he’s not good enough” is evidence of what I say.
Dongtavious Steelwang fuck I forgot it started last night
https://twitter.com/Rotoworld_FB/status/776454574961983488
Double team Dez and wait for the fireworks.
Otsitheiceman No, he’s actually terrible. So terrible he has not played a snap for any team.
*considered the best OL everywhere but SKA
LOL god damn, Hue. Break up and move on.
https://twitter.com/DawgsByNature/status/776400808422182912
Otsitheiceman You literally have no proof that he is good besides some stats he had 5 years ago.
Willful ignorance is the worst kind of ignorance, mab.
Is this your way of saying you’re going to soil your pants in some fashion or another?
You literally have no proof that the only reason he’s not playing is that he’s not good enough.
How’s Huff doing?
Also are young to tell me what’s on the line for ou bet?
I don’t know how y’all can argue with him the way u do…
curmudgeonwater
Fox cameras followed Dez all last game just hoping for an explosion. They didn’t get one.
And yes on almost all of Dez’s routes the Giants had a CB & Safety over the top.
It just isn’t going to happen
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s fascinating in a weird morbid sense.
Bill_In_FL curmudgeonwater I’m just surprised they didn’t try to get him involved in the screen game.
He has the same amount of yards that miles austin does this year.
Bill_In_FL curmudgeonwater This is how the Skins should have played AB…..but they didn’t.
lol, it was one week Bill. If he doesn’t get his catches, he’ll explode eventually.
Monz Venus Bill_In_FL curmudgeonwater Josh Norman looks longingly over the other side of the field to AB.
curmudgeonwater “Dez Bryant spontanously combusts on sidelines after 7th missed target”
Production determine who was best in whatever stat that production falls into, yes that is a correct statement.
Miles Austin was out produced by huff and Agholor in his time with the Eagles.
2016 huff and Agholor > 2016 miles austin
Bill_In_FL
I thought things were pretty benign in here yesterday.
If Bashaud can win his 1-on-1 with Dez and Norman can lock down someone else, Dallas may have a bad day.
I dunno, zeke should be able to run on DC.
Dongtavious Steelwang A lot of ifs. However, I think Breeland will bounce back. He was decent last year and got schooled by one of the best last week. I imagine that has/will continue to happen to several corners this year.
Dongtavious Steelwang Shading help to cover Dez, whereever he is, will be key. I think both Breeland and Norman can cover him with over the top help.
I’m not worried about the passing game. I’m worried about Elliott and Alf having 300 yards.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze My biggest concern going into this week. Not a good matchup for the Skins at all.
Monz Venus Dongtavious Steelwang He is always going to get his, you would think JayGru would learn from this mistake and maybe switch Norman on to Dez if Breeland is having a bad day.
Dongtavious Steelwang
I don’t see Breeland ‘winning’ one on ones w Dez. You HAVE to give him safety help over the top and sometimes buzz a LB underneath. YOu saw what happened to BReeland when he tried to single up with Antonio. It wasn’t pretty.
The Giants almost always had a safety over the top & a CB on Dez.
That and Dallas does not run Dez from one spot all the time anymore. He moves around a good bit.
Tire148 He sure does. This Skins will need to control the clock, and we know that it will not likely happen on the ground.
Tire148 Right I was talking specifically about defensively. Cousins needs to get his head out of the clouds, the line needs to stop false starting, and the play calling has got to be better and more balanced.
Monz Venus Tire148 Actually, you never know. That Dallas front is still very bad at containing the run. If they slow down the game by being able to move it on the ground they may have a good chance.
Put shitrant out in the fields, he needs to learn about strawberries.
Sir Squatch Tire148 I’m pretty sure Kirk had his head somewhere, but it wasn’t in the clouds.
Tire148 Squatches game plan, move the ball well to the 50, throw it deep to DJax or Crowder for the TD right away.
its tough but luckily for DC, zeke played like shit last week, I hope it continues
So, I asked the other day if any Washington fan wanted to wager that ANY Washington receiver would out produce Cole a friken Beasely in FF points (1 point per reception, 1 point for every 10 yards, and 6 points for every TD) with the loser staying off the board for 3 days, and I’ll offer it again.
Anyone?
Or should I just LOL now?
Has Choy been around lately? I haven’t seen him (for which I am heartily glad)
Tire148 Well I think they had 5 drives inside the 40 last week early in the game and scored 9 points, that’s fucking horrible. Pretty sure they were in the Redszone for 3 of those. That’s game changing shit. You put up 21 points in that situation and you’re talking about a completely different ballgame.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
He needs to work with the ‘darkies’ out in the fields to gain perspective
That’s what happens when your QB is inaccurate and you have no run game.
He said open to non-Washington fans. I just poked my head in because I’m in a dentist’s waiting room and bored as shit…. but if it gets you all a three-day break from Beenthere, why not?
Otsitheiceman It’s noted, but I’ll believe it when I see it
Monz Venus Joey’s probably gonna disappear as quick as he arrived. http://i.imgur.com/CWSdN1C.gif
Justin doesn’t go to the dentist. He don’t believe in ’em.
Next time you leave take more eagles fans with you
Seriously though next time beenthere offers a bet that could get him to stay away for a while, don’t hesitate to create a duplicate me and just take the bet. I won’t object.
JosephR2225 Welcome back, even if it’s just for a pop-in.
Weech If I know him, which I don’t, it’ll be triple, plus fees.
Seriously, hope you come back a bit more often. Not the most amicable of forums but…
Long story short .. due to health concerns for my wife (STILL the best thing that ever happened to me) & a desire to watch grandkids grow up, we’re moving to Raleigh to be nearer GOOD medical care & grandkids. Not sure when it will happen, we still have to get the house on the market and stuff, but it will happen.
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton He doesnt care
Weech Elephants do though. They make for the best billable clients.
Bill_In_FL Bill. good luck to your wife. but please, learn from my mistakes, now you just gave beaster psycho-troll material
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/776464597830209536
Fran is back. Joe is back. Wentz is in the HOF. what a time to be alive.
thanks squatch, due to refresh I have to look at Dez telling the retard to go out of bounds a hundred times a day
Monz Venus <--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Maybe he just thought Dez was saying he wanted to go home and to just end the game right there.
Dongtavious Steelwang Monz Venus <--- jealous of Cedric Thornton no that's what he told him to do after that play
@ Cloister
Pulled bbq, green beans and sweet potato wedged…
they lie a lot too, you can tell by the nose
Weech yes, you can pull that alt out of hiding too
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child what does that stand for? did you just slam your keyboard ?
Lol. Long story. Not gonna say it here. Its a really dorky reason. But sentimental.
I believe LDD was that Romo wouldn’t miss a game, and Justin’s was that Ertz wouldn’t start game 1
Wouldn’t miss a game due to injury. I knew he would get dinged up. But it would be minor enough for him to tough it out. Ah well.
my bet was a silly one where I said Celek was still the #1 TE and Fran argued so we just bet
Those days are over, bud. Romo is no spring chicken anymore and he has a litany of injuries that have compounded.
How long do you have to have the avatar for?
I don’t know if I have ever heard a micd up I didn’t like
Rg3 told Wentz to win the nfce after the game.
OMFG, Fisher is reported to be getting a 3 year extension. Rams Ownership is seriously retarded
Duh. It’s the redskins swiss cheese defense. Zeke is gonna go buck.
jeez fives, you do eat a lot of green beans
falafel over rice for me
Otsitheiceman Well, I know both the guys on ProFootballTalk picked Washington. The fact that Florio picked Washington gives me hope.
Guy just made over $1 billion by putting the team on some UHauls. He might not care anymore.
Weech Well, excess methane production aside. Not to worry, methane is broken down pretty quickly by ultraviolet rays
@ Bill
U read about the death of that recruit at Parris Island?
He was asking for u earlier… But he needs to answer my question below first…
Sir Squatch
Just an FYI, but, Florio picked Dallas v the Giants while ALL of the Cowboys beat writers picked the Giants in a close game.
Season. But as you see it isn’t that bad. I can be very creative. And Kirk has some serious fucked up skeletons in his closet.
It’s the place downstairs… Food was good for a while, then went to shit… The have new management, figured I would try it again… Still horrible…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Wow, brutal comments on your new wife
it’s not the best falafel I’ve ever had if it makes you feel any better
https://twitter.com/JasonColeBR/status/776470317971574784 Lol. Man week 1 overreacting is hilarious. And every single person says the same thing before the games. “Its only week one, don’t overreact”.
I aint sweatin the trolls bro. I know my prediction was bold.
What year is this? Has to be over 3 years because Dallas won at FedEx the past three
The Cowboys have made no secret that their team is built around the offensive line. You can debate the worthiness of selecting the best running back available in the draft when you have what many consider the best offensive line in football. The Cowboys ran for nearly 1,900 yards last season with http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/11238/darren-mcfadden as their lead back and Romo playing just four games.
But the Cowboys believe a special running back and a special offensive line can lead to a special season.
This has been six seasons in the making, and it came together quite well in 2014 when http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14005/demarco-murray ran for 1,845 yards to lead the league.
after one week of real football the Giants D blew this article up like a ISIS car bomb
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child I actually think they lost this game.
How are we judging this line anyway. Just by run defense or do sacks count for anything?
How long has Desean been there…never mind I will go loom
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys at http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins
Sunday: 1 p.m. ET, FOX | Point spread: Redskins by 3.5
Two of the three insiders went with the Cowboys. The third took the Redskins but thought Dallas would do enough to keep the game tight.
“Dallas has the advantage in the running game if they can stick with it, especially with their outside zone plays against the Redskins’ 3-4 base front,” the insider picking Washington said. “But I have a feeling the Dak [Prescott] hype goes out the window, and we all remember that Dallas can’t win games without http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5209/tony-romo.”
The evaluators who picked the Cowboys had the Redskins’ dismal Monday night performance fresh in their minds. That was a tough one to shake.
“I’ve never been a big Cowboys fan,” one of them said. “But their QB is going to settle in and be a pretty good quarterback. They do have weapons. They do have the offensive line. They have a young back who can run it. I think they can score points. I’m just not sure they can stop anybody, but I still go with the Cowboys.”
curmudgeonwater agreed. Passing is up in the air right now for me
curmudgeonwater but I like their secondary.
You can debate the worthiness of selecting that many linemen in the first round as well.
Only unknowledgable people bought into any kind of Dak hype this early
Fiversons No Spin Zone they sell green beans = pass
They can also run Power as seen with McFadden last year. We will see if either works
I think they’ll get exposed Justin, especially against good QBs. I don’t mean that as a slight to Dak either. Teams will pass to set up the run and they’ll be exposed a bit. I still think they are pretty stout against the run though. I don’t expect a lot of sacks from the group.
Is Dak making special plays with Witten to ?
“That’s our guy,” Prescott said. “He needs catches. He needs balls. He had some balls thrown at him. He wants to bring them down and he’d say it himself he wants to bring that touchdown, make that play. I think if he has that, regardless of two catches or not, if he has a touchdown I don’t know if we’re still talking about this. I’m going to continue to run our offense. If Dez is the read, Dez is the read.”
Lupo fox sports? I’m assuming matt mosley is one lol
ESPN senior writer Mike Sando asks league insiders to pick winners in selected games each week. Three personnel evaluators took the challenge in Week 2. The games on the docket: Chiefs-Texans, Bengals-Steelers, Buccaneers-Cardinals, Cowboys-Redskins and Packers-Vikings.
or he was doubled and Dak made the right read
Matt Mosley 4.1 Blah, Blah, Blah, The ‘reality’ is that your team with an elite QB and an elite WR, and a defense upon which you lavished over $100 million, BARELY (by 1 point) got by a team with half it’s DL not there and with a rookie 4th rd draft pick @ QB & a rookie starting RB. Clearly a monstrous victory. Think about that
How much did the Eagles use Sproles? Any chance he gets more FF points than Ryan Matthews this season?
I dunno, but Dak just said if Dez didn’t drop it he wouldn’t have to be answering these questions. Scathing words if you ask me.
Win one little game and greenbloods start pouring in from the woodwork.
Mytee32 Practice is practice, games are games, never the twain shall meet.
Who many seconds after Jeff Fisher gets fired does Jerry hire him to replace JG ?
It’s gonna take one more week of Giant wins, to shake the trees in NY and get….whatshisname here.
Mytee32 you came back after a FA signing….
Obviously not, because Jeff is about to sign another extension.
Matt Mosley 4.1 I find it hard to believe that Garrett lasts that long
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child Maybe he is doing this to get fired
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child They only ran 'power' last year because McF sucks at zone.
By signing another extension? There’s been weird stuff but this would take the cake
Course I guess they really didn’t need to trot out all their stuff at once. Still it would be nice to see him made part of their normal offense. He’s awesome.
The snap counts were almost equal; Sproles had 5 rushes and 5 targets; Mathews had 22 touches. Sproles had 2 targets and no touches in the red zone.
It’s possible, but only if Mathews gets hurt.
Serious question though – does Garrett get fired if they go 6-10 or 7-9?
Serious question:
What do you figure cloister does for money?
not trolling, but cloist I was curious as well if you don’t mind obliging.
i’m going to top what I think it will take for Garrett to get fired.
RG3 first start 139.9
Wentz fisrt start 101.1
cloist I have no idea what it would take for garrett to be fired
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton This si.com article didnt even mention him
Less than 8 wins and a coach Jerry wants becoming available I think.
seriously though I started to type a reason, but its just sooo complicated.
assuming there are no significant injuries………(QB or Dez)…..I would agree
are you saying you know who Jerry wants and that person might become available, or that Jerry will make that up?
Serious question:
How much thinking does a sanitary inspector have to do cloister?
How bout you concentrate on the ass raping your team is about to experience Sunday?
I can see Marinelli getting the boot. even though it’d be pretty petty to blame the shit defense on him.
Real question – roll the dice with Burton this week or give Barnidge another chance now that he has a more TE friendly QB?
Well, I guess I’d prefer to wait until it happens instead of thinking it might happen and be disappointed by the actual result.
But, to each his own.
H20 pissed off shitrant enough to start doxing?
Well done, h20.
I still don’t even know what doxing means and I’m too scared to google it.
Monday night was the best thing that could have happened to the Skins. They were likely to lose that game to begin with. Getting slapped around in the second half opened up the players and coaches eyes that they need to work harder. That easy ass preseason bit them hard as they were not in the best football shape. The coaches know they need to do a better job of adjusting. The players got a piece of humble pie. If they have the intestinal fortitude necessary to compete, they will have a great week of practice and be ready to move forward.
WE WANT DALLAS.
curmudgeonwater Not many coaches out there willing to be the puppet that Garrett is, not sure who Jerry is waiting on
I literally have the same issue in a different league. I’m sticking with Barnidge, Josh had a good relationship with him last year.
curmudgeonwater Effectively it’s outting personal information on the internet
“I wonder what it’s like to beat the Cowboys in DC”
-Jay Gruden
Welcome Back Joseph. I hope that all is well.
Also that you are enjoying that Wentz is starting, and the skullforking that Howie has done this offseason
I don’t think shitrant did that. I’m not really a sanitary inspector.
Barnidge. He had like 69 targets in 8 games with McCown at QB last year.
I’m afraid they lost to Dallas and we just suck again…
Here’s the problem: I know you’re right, but I really really want to be right about Burton.
Mytee32 ROFL, I love rationalizations that a total beat down ‘helps’ your team and is ‘the best thing that could have happened” — better than winning? Really?
Mytee32 This really helped the Giants last year
curmudgeonwater I know, and I’ll be honest I would have given myself a 4/10 on the joke but apparently that’s good enough to run with
Pitta is my sleeper TE no one is talking about. He and Mr. Elite have a great vibe on the field together.
I know the feeling. I drafted Jordan Matthews probably a round early and started the Eagles defense last week (and will this week).
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/776477241438003200 That’s downright legendary stats right there
I had the Eagles defense in most of my 6 FFLs to open the season and was going to roll with them this week but I found better streaming options this week and moved on.
that explains some of the shit you’ve said today. You’re just dizzy.
curmudgeonwater shit, beaster hasn’t even got here yet
Seriously though, to the extent “No. 1 receiver” is a meaningful designation, it would have to be Matthews.
seriously though, that’s logical. Cloister says he is not. because he plays most of his snaps from the slot.
and you are saying that for the 2015 season as well, correct?
yes, believe it or not I understand your point…we are basically arguing whether #1 means WR1 or just your best WR.
That’s not unreasonable either… but he had twice as many targets as any other WR on the Eagles last week. I think the problem is that “No.1 WR” is a nebulous term.
Agholor is probably the X receiver, which is where a No. 1 WR would classically line up… but Matthews gets most of the looks, and I think he is the first read more often than anybody else.
curmudgeonwater ok, I just wanted joseph to see how ridiculous youre being about this
Well she is forcing him to move and keep all her stuff, so I think so.
This is just semantics. I think the term “No. 1 WR” just doesn’t have a meaningful application for many (most?) teams.
The Z is the Flanker. Usually the teams featured receiver.
The X is the Split-End. The WR lined up farthest from the TE.
The Y is the Slot receiver.
Joe said it pretty well. You get so caught up with who is the #1 WR. It doesn’t matter for a lot of teams.
The Flanker lines up with the TE so he can be off the LOS. The Split End lines up on the other side and is on the line of scrimmage to close off that side of the ball.
A team will move their number one all around depending on the matchups.
I’ll be honest, I don’t even remember how the #1 WR argument got started.
Probably had something to do with where to find the best mussels in town.
lol this is a dumb one to blame on me. Jordan Mathews was and is CLEARLY your #1 WR
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Justin, let's be honest - a lot is an easy thing to blame on you
I don’t think he passed the bar, no prenup.
Is their a trick y’all know of to make your dog run away?
curmudgeonwater lol you can have that. this gift is plenty
Fiversons No Spin Zone tell your wife to put her cooking apron on?
I’m looking forward to the Eagles facing Dez with a non-Billy Davis defense.
I was thinking, that wouldn’t be a bad “second job”
I look forward to a non-Billy Davis defense, opponent doesn’t matter.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze which NFL fullers are twins?
Fiversons No Spin Zone sorry that was racist
that’s what I’m shooting for. Why sit at home when I can be out making some skrilla.
curmudgeonwater With a little luck he’ll be able to beat his total last year
Lupo To be fair, there’s not much of a difference when you switch brands of burnt toast
I said I was looking forward to playing Dez without that clown as DC. You got sand in your vag and began spamming players that aren’t even on the Eagles anymore. Sorry Dez sucked last week, I didn;t do it.
No sand in this vag. I was reliving the gold old days! Thanks for that, btw.
lol you would think its Cows-Eagles week by reading this shit. where are the redskins fans??
curmudgeonwater too small, can’t read. doesn’t count.
Their life is nothing but ledges and basements.
That’s bad . .what’s even worse is that 3 of the wins came against NFC East teams.
curmudgeonwater Facemask penalty, 15 yards, declined, result of the play is a touchdown
curmudgeonwater I’m just glad you have come around to accepting he’s your #1 WR
@<— jealous of Cedric Thornton Eagles don’t have a #1 WR
Cloister 1, Justin 0
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton "CEELO IS KNEELING FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM" "No dude he's just kinda fat and his legs are short."
Dongtavious Steelwang <--- jealous of Cedric Thornton LMAO
Kirk is .500 against Dallas backups. Eagles and Giants are perfect. Let’s see if Kirk can get into the green.
Weech he did lay the wood on Jennings to save a 4th down though. that was a nasty hit.
curmudgeonwater see, not even having a pass rush matters. our DB’s suck ass
Hey Brandon Weeden held down the fort during that Eagle game. There was plenty of time for the Eagles to take advantage.
I am not sure there is a single thing shitrant and I agree on regarding the cowboys
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child But let us never forget the legend of Vincent Young, Giant Killer
Romo did most of the damage though. That game was god awful to watch, though. Even with Romo in there.
So now that Jones is no longer playing any CB, he should be able to cover Matthews.
Is that what I’m hearing from little weechy?
Weech we shouldn’t have to try so hard to make this Cows-Skins week.
Weech That game was garbage in, garbage out. We both deserved to lose that game.
curmudgeonwater I see the cloister/weech romance continues to brew. http://i.imgur.com/aBR4OzP.gif
I posted a gif of Matthews pwning Jones out of his cleats to which you said Jones is no longer a CB. Not sure why, but I figured this was your reasoning.
he likes to act like I’m the only one who randomly starts arguments
I never said anything about covering Mathews. lol. Only commented on our defense.
now imagine if you were me, and weech was beaster
it was all the gay/flag talk that I sided with him on. I was trolling, apparently he was dead serious
I don’t even remember it but obv will take your side going forward
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton This place is literally terrible when talk revolves around 1 or 2 people.
I don’t even care honestly. People just need to chill out and focus on trolling each other for football reasons.
honeybadger23 Good. Do some damage in my WR flex spot.
Exactly. The mexican and asian jokes are funny tongue and cheek. Beaster takes it to another level.
all the beaster comments disappeared when I refreshed?
Weech It’s not even geographically correct racism. I’m not sure what offends me more.
indeed, but ignoring is the way to go, otherwise it just gets worse all the way around
curmudgeonwater Yeah. I cycle on that but ignoring it is always the best approach.
Read: Justin
Mytee32 This is SKA, not Cater to Justin’s Whims!
its watchdog firewall that i can’t access btw
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Clearly. Just never tell him we set his IP address to never refresh.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang “we”? you are a civilian now mytee
Berry loves
Eli
Elliot
Berry hates
Dak
Dez
Ryan(Eagles RB)
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton lol seriously though there's nothing we can do about it. Our power trips only go so far.
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang lol... sure. Right.
I’m think this could be a rough game for Dak as well
what do you mean? I’m not asking for anything
Ryan Mathews, Eagles: Mathews is averaging just 3.39 yards per carry in his past six games, so you’ll need a touchdown and volume to make him work this week. To which you say, yeah, I know, so what’s the issue? Well, the Bears actually possess a decent (not great, but not terrible either) run defense, as they given up just nine rushing touchdowns since the start of last season. Yes, Lamar Miller had a huge day against them last week, but look closer. It took the Texans 35 carries to get to 129 rushing yards last week, just 3.7 yards per carry. I can’t see the Eagles committing to the run like that, especially in a game they could easily be trailing. Not a top-20 play for me this week.
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child He's gonna get fed the ball I think. http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/393484161.html
Wouldn’t continuing to start RGIII be puttin the 0 and 16 in 2016?
They actually have a chance to win some games now.
I’m going to take one for the team and start Barnidge over Burton so Burton can go off in a MNF vicory, while I lose in fantasy.
curmudgeonwater Bold play. Also Barnidge may do just fine with McCown in charge.
the only reason i could think Berry listed Mathews as “hate” is because he thinks Sproles will get more looks
Dongtavious Steelwang curmudgeonwater Smart play. Stop being homers.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang curmudgeonwater NEVER.
It’s good for him, I’m just so hopeful for Burton. I’ve been waiting 2+ years for him to make an impact offensively. Chip simply refused to give him a chance.
No, he listed it. It’s because he looked at a couple numbers and that’s it. Berry is not a good analyst.
You want a good analyst?
https://twitter.com/The_Oddsmaker
curmudgeonwater I think if anyone’s going to have a bigger impact it’s going to be Celek. Not enough on Burton to tell what he’s going to do yet.
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Thank god you're not our coach
meh, I’m not saying make him a workhorse, I’m saying make a defense chase him for 4 quarters they are going to be more gassed than playin Mathews. He’s durable enough, and powerful enough.
honeybadger23 He had to return to his home planet
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Berry misses more than he hits. I use his article to go against what he picks
who is the 2017 projected top QB in the draft? (not asking for cows-related, curious if Hue is tanking)
Dongtavious Steelwang honeybadger23 i want to go to one of these
Frenchie! <--- jealous of Cedric Thornton lol
I see I missed the Dez/Jordan comparison today. This says all we need to know. [img]http://i.imgur.com/cBBIml9.jpg[/img]
Holy hell, this isn’t hard. Hue isn’t tanking. They bet their season on RGIII. It was stupid. But that was their plan. Now they have draft ammo to fix that mistake.
Mytee32 DeShaun Foster. No good tanking phrase for him though.
Mytee32 ah, brainfart, of course its Watson
curmudgeonwater Some of the young SEC QBs look good. The ones at Bama and FSU had good first weeks.
not necessarily…Kizer has been building up more steam and Watson hasn;t looked great
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Frenchie! I remember seeing last week he had RGIII on the Love List. Matt Jones as well. Those turned out well, didn't it?
1. sign RG3
2. make Terrell Pryor your starting WR
3. pass on Carson Wentz and draft a 5’10” WR
4. Cut Kruger (sheard last year)
5. Trade Mingo
6. Don’t bring back Whitner
7. constantly say you don’t regret passing on Wentz.
Hue be tanking. #1 is the most telling sign.
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child There's gonna be so many homeless people loitering around it.
Hue isn’t in charge there. They got a bunch of analytic guys there now running the show.
Dongtavious Steelwang these comments hurt dong
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Dongtavious Steelwang Mah bad. But yeah I just don't think Sproles is at the size or the age to keep taking that kind of punishment.
Well when you count in the expressway to the airport and the expansion of their light rail system…
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child great, the mob has a football team now
Mytee32 I’m pretty sure it’s just Jonah Hill again in an A’s hat.
And anyone thinking Lupos folks weren’t involved in the NFL already is nuts
whatever you want to say about the QB situation, trading back a second time (passing on Hargreaves) and taking a speed WR from a spread college who has questionable hand was such a Cleveland thing to do
curmudgeonwater They have a ton of picks now at least. But it doesn’t matter if they don’t know what they’re doing with them. Maybe they’re making a trade up play for next year.
Trading back wouldn’t have been so bad if they have a franchise QB but they did it with RGIII as their starter. That’s as Cleveland as it gets.
Prescott said Bryant needs to be more involved, but he is not going to force throws just to get him targets. “I’m going to continue to run our offense,” the rookie said. “If Dez is the read, Dez is the read.”
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Dak putting his big boy pants on. I like this kid more and more each day.
Mine clearly does. The Browns haven’t had anywhere near the success the Wizards have had over the past 20 years.
Now, like the 6ers, they are using analytics and stock piling picks in the hopes of being good in the near future.
and tanking for picks in football isn’t anything close to the same thing as in the NBA
it was a stupid troll by you followed by a dumb counter by me, just accept that and move on
Right. Because it’s smarter to do it in Football where you are guaranteed to get the draft slot you earned. So really, the Browns are smarter.
“If he had a caught that pass, we wouldn’t be talking about this”
And taking shots
curmudgeonwater I wasn’t trolling. Do you deny that’s exactly what the 6ers are doing? Why is that a troll?
It’s not smarter at all actually. In basketball you need primo legitimate superstars which are only found at the top of the draft. It’s not the same at all.
When did I troll the sixers? lol That’s what’s so funny. You got all defensive for what? The truth?
I would expect a lot of people to be fired if Wentz keeps looking good.
curmudgeonwater Says the ingrate that posts 30 practice vids a day of other sports. SMH.
because that’s all I got when it comes to the Sixers, just like it’s all you have for the Redskins
curmudgeonwater we had a bad week one game, nothing worth posting on my end. I enjoy vines of our first rounder doing cool things, even in practice. sorry if that’s too much for you
<--- jealous of Cedric Thornton Mytee32 curmudgeonwater an ungrateful person.
Sleep on the Champions……sleeeeeeeeep you faggots, I cant fucking wait to play the East the forking will be glorious, the faggots will be crying, and all the glory will belong to your Masters and Champions while we butt fuck your stretched out ass gaps and turn them into bloody disgusting meatloaf never to shit or sit normal again. That is all.
Just be more thankful that you can see Josh Doctson practice highlights in the future.
curmudgeonwater Just ignore it and the heavy breathing and maybe it’ll go away.
curmudgeonwater I wasn’t trying to troll the 6ers. I was just saying that Cleveland is taking a similar philosophy.
I realized that half way through us arguing, but couldn’t stop for some reason.
Dont ever appologize for posting Redskins related videos Injay….never!!!!
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang! hey
since the dawn of man, is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big bang!
Faggots try to bring down the blog posting meaningless bullshit over and over. RCU resurects it with truth and justice and the ameriforking way.
Its the Redskins, of course it good and amazing.
curmudgeonwater we are more alike than you think
Coach Jerry with the plan https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/776483963070185472
meanwhile in floriduh, beaster is surfing as well
Dongtavious Steelwang
He’ll probably want to run to the wrong end zone so badly….
If they are smart they would run him. Buckeye looked bad on every run but 1 last week. They know they are running with him in. Too predictable.
Bwahahhahahahahahahhahaaaa!!!!!!! SKULLFORKKKKKEDDD!!!
pretty sure this “hey look how hot my wife is”
Uh oh. Another black child shot by poice in Ohio. Similar situation to Tamir Rice. Gonna get ugly
#InJayWeTrust i heard about a BB gun shooting, is that the one?
Shes actually pretty fucking ugly considering how much money has.
#InJayWeTrust if so, it was on CBS news for like 2 seconds, so he must have been shot by a black cop
I don’t think so Jay… This one isn’t nearly as bad imo…
#InJayWeTrust Jesus. Hopefully this isn’t another case where the cop was unqualified/unfit to serve in one district so he just moved to another. But not good either way.
Fiversons No Spin Zone A kid got shot by police and died. How is it not nearly as bad
Maybe black people should stop acting like animals in thier neighborhoods for 30 yrs that created the “perception” or reality that they just dont give a fuck about themselves and certainly not others…its in all the songs, “I dont give a fuck” is the last 2 generations of blacks favorite motto and anthem.
the kid had a gun that looked like a real gun and puled it on the cops
Lupo I know, but Tamir Rice was basically the same thing and it was a massive uproar
#InJayWeTrust Fiversons No Spin Zone Just by reading so far, it sounds like this kid was a robbery suspect, and then decided to pull his BB gun against the cops that he just used to rob someone else at BBgunpoint. Hate to say it, but that is a really stupid way to die, and a really stupid thing to do.
#InJayWeTrust Lupo Tamir Rice was different. That was a kid in the playground holding a BB gun that got shot upon arrival.
RCULegendOfASkullForker Stop calling people animals, and please shut the fuck up as if you know anything.
My chick now is WAY fucking hotter. Ask DCS. I showed him a real picture a year ago.
He was a suspect in an armed robbery, the cops stopped his group of friends, two ran… They caught up to him, he pulled out a handgun BB gun and was shot… It’s totally different Jay…
Fiversons No Spin Zone He basically suicided by cop without even realizing it.
Exactly… Why do these kids not know this is serious life and death? I don’t get it…
Dont take my word for it then. Said ask DCS. Im laughing at your taste in hottness though. That chich is not in the least bit hot and old as fuck.
Fiversons No Spin Zone They’re kids. They don’t know any better. They should….but they don’t.
I did dong… I knew a lot better than that at his age…
I know everything. Humans are animals dumb fuck. That is all.
Fiversons No Spin Zone lol so did I, but you and I didn’t go robbing people at BB gun point.
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child He's still shocked that Dak "sonned" him and pulled rank in practice.
Hillary Clinton is so painful to listen to. It’s so dumb that she’s still fa and away the best candidate
That’s not right to lump an entire race together because of what happens in inner cities. There’s more to the story than the actions in ghettos. Think it through a little more.
#InJayWeTrust “Well the iPhone 7 lacks a headphone jack, but the Samsung Note might actually explode on you.”
-Political landscape in a nutshell
You dont think there is a serious problem with ghetto blacks acting like animals? I didnt say all blacks are animals in the context I was using it. All humans are animals, thats a fact.
curmudgeonwater Can’t wait for him to leave another game early again. We need more memes.
Lol he answered a direct question. I don’t see a complaint here.
She’s a horrible candidate… If they ran Joe or somebody like that, they win by 10 plus points…
locker room cancer.. just a matter of time before he’s yelling at Dak on the sidelines
I never said all blacks, thats the readers dumb interpretation. Dont be that kind of reader.
Damnit. Where’s Lupo? Would you learn this fool?
Fiversons No Spin Zone If either party ran ANYONE else, they’d win by 10 points
Lupo Dez seen being dragged away from the altercation saying “Carry my pads!” and Dak responding “They ran out of Tampax”
#InJayWeTrust
I think you abuse the word ‘best’ when referring to any Presidential Candidate this cycle. I’ve come to prefer ‘least worst’ as a descriptor.
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child What the fuck is wrong with you?
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child He embraces 'The Team, The Team, The Team"
curmudgeonwater RCU is like the rabid badger nobody wants to deal with at animal control.
No offense to any Badgers in the building.
curmudgeonwater take notes for the next time Beaster throws a tantrum and you take his side
Dont worry about the jack, we have $159 bluetooth headphones you have to buy!!!!!
curmudgeonwater we hold RCU accountable when he acts like an idiot. You encourage Beaster when he does the same shit
Bill_In_FL The etymology of the phrase is traced back to Aurthurian Lore. Huckleberry Garlands were said to be given to Knights of the Kingdom for coming to the service of a damsel. They would approach the lady, lower their lance, and receive the small branch as a symbol of gratitude; much like a medal. Therefore, “I’m Your Huckleberry” literally means “I’m your Hero.”
In current adaptaions, in reference to the movie Tombstone, it means “I’m your man.” as an affirmative response to a challenge.
13 yr olds shooting and robbing…no big deal. White mans fault clearly..good god men.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL Why look dardarling, an educated man. Now I’m sure I hate him.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL In vino veritas.
Nothing against Israel but 38 billion dollars for our “ally”? Good thing we don’t have anything worth while to spend that on in this country….
I don’t think anybody is blaming us at the moment…
#InJayWeTrust curmudgeonwater
Not to seem biased, but, I’m not sure if Beaster is capable of acting like RCU — and this coming from a guy who was enraged at Beaster.
That would be almost enough to fund Jerruh’s next stadium
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang curmudgeonwater 🙁 this got sad
Fiversons No Spin Zone That does absolutely no good. The people never see that money. Country to Country aide is bullshit.
#InJayWeTrust “Remember when our stadium was nicknamed the Death Star? Well….”
For Israel it will… Help with a missile defense system…
Fiversons No Spin Zone They’ll call it “STAR WARS!”
Pete Prisco is posting film review from the Steelers-Redskins game, and I’ll be damned, there was a play where Kedric Golston blew up Pouncey in the run game
Lupo
He was literally ‘insane’ for a dog. Tore my heart out. If I had a few years to ‘rertrain’ him and give him what he should have had from the beginning, I ‘might’ have turned him around. Sadly, my Mother was living in Taiwan (my Dad was a Navy Capt advising the Taiwanese) and I was headed overseas as well. No time.
cloisterwater = CW
Carson Wentz = CW
channel 57 = the CW
coincidence?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I’m not sure what we’re going to get in return. If it was economic aid I could understand it more. Really, they should be able to take care of themselves. They are not a third world country. We have our own problems to spend that money on. I’m not sure our coffers are full enough for an Israel tax.
curmudgeonwater Oh shit
Carson is the Poopninja that was Promised
We aren’t going to get shit in return… I don’t mind helping a strong ally that needs our help…
I’m not saying I’m batman, but just ask yourself if you’ve ever seen me or batman in the same room before.
Dongtavious Steelwang #InJayWeTrust He said their best player. Josh Brown.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Seems like a one way ally. They are a tiny country and can’t provide us much, but they can take a lot. If Trump is elected I hope he renegotiates this deal…..
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang #InJayWeTrust That’s true. Nobody can outbeat Josh Brown.
They rely on us for their existence… It doesn’t bother me…
I see Tregs practiced today.. maybe he’ll play Sunday.. could use his speed.. Fuller at the Bears up
OV is going to knock that shit stain off of Drews face
a list of teams that have blown leads of 17 points or more at any point in a game since 2000, playoffs included.
SIX CHOKES: Texans
FIVE: Falcons, Chiefs, Niners
FOUR: Dolphins, Giants, Chargers, Packers, Lions
THREE: Pats, Jags, Titans, Rams, Broncos, Cowboys, Seahawks, Bucs
TWO: Jets, Bills, Colts, Eagles, Bengals, Browns, Bears, Panthers, Cards, Vikings, Saints, Raiders
ONE: Ravens, Skins
ZERO: Steelers
rep138 Well, the real reason we do that is to counter the Russians in the Eastern Med.
As it was described to us (Military Planners) in the 70’s “The Russian Black Sea Fleet will live a brief but exciting existence before the Israeli Air Force takes them out in the first few hours of WWIII.”
NINE: Colts
FIVE: Lions, Chargers (!)
FOUR: Bills, Chiefs, Saints, Patriots, Ravens, Bucs
THREE: Bears, Browns, Broncos, Packers, Texans, Eagles, Rams, Seahawks, Niners
TWO: Panthers, Bengals, Dolphins, Giants, Jets, Titans, Steelers, Raiders, Skins
ONE: Cowboys, Jaguars, Vikings
ZERO: Falcons, Cardinals
Lupo
Right, but you have to be beating someone by more than 17 points. Not a Giants specialty.
Teams that have comeback to win after being down 21 points with under 8 minutes to go:
ONE: Eagles
curmudgeonwater And what an 8 minutes it was.
…
That’s what she said.
Because he got it from a article and they started at 2000
That’s not the game we are playing right now bill…
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/35095510/ 5ptsFeatured
16 minutes ago
cloisterwater = CW
Carson Wentz = CW
channel 57 = the CW
coincidence?
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lol. so what’s the relevance of 57? the SB you think Carson gets a win at?
from the article: Here now is your list of greatest modern choking teams of the 21st century.
I took my night stick to a officers knee one night
penguinfarmer I looked this up in Urban dictionary and all I got was a picture of Terrence Williams
curmudgeonwater poor coughlin prob had a mini stroke that game
Lupo
Doesn’t mean they are right. Mr ‘Accept whatever anybody tells me’.
1st Century 1- 100
2nd Century 101 – 200
etc
etc
There was no year ‘0’ AD
Lupo Of course you are, unless you’re saying 2+2 = 4 & 2+2 =5
Either 2000 is part of the 20th Century or it is part of the 21st, it can’t be both
just ignore him josh (yes i realize the irony in me sayin this)
Yes you do. That’s the best perk in the professional world.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Cruz is used to being a power bottom
It’s a shame nobody covered the other guy on the Steelers at the top of his profession
touchbacks for punts and fumbles out of bounds should be moved to the 25 too? yay or nay?
Everybody knows when centuries and millennia actually start Bill. Jesus.
Belechik pooch kicked all game vs Zona.. it’s gonna have the opposite intended effect… I didn’t see the full Week 1 touchback #’s though
He couldn’t have been thrilled being born on Christmas though. Less gifts.
Redskins receiver DeSean Jackson said he loves that the New York Giants receivers, notably Victor Cruz, are taking shots at the way teammate Josh Norman is being used. Why? He likes the back and forth and competitiveness. But, he said, back it up.
my boy is cloister, my guy is my weed dealer
Lupo Actually you are correct. There is no direct proof that Jesus was born on Dec 25th, 1 AD. It was a convenient date based on other religious celebrations.
Mytee32 Umm, yeah, something a player says when his coach doesn’t have enough confidence in him to match him against the other teams best player
Mytee32
God damn media won’t drop this crap, or the anthem stuff. Cruz should have kept his mouth shut (at least Jenkins did mostly cover the #1) but I wish they’d just stop asking this crap in a week they aren’t even facing Norman.
rep138 Mytee32 agreed. the media is more complicit in this than anyone. they’re begging them to say something for headlines
#InJayWeTrust Bill_In_FL
LOL, but you feel perfectly okay with incessantly talking about Dez and his alleged ‘made up’ blowups. You don’t seem to get tired of talking about that
Bill_In_FL I honestly don’t know what you’re even talking about
Mytee32 because nobody gives a shit what Terrance Williams thinks
Best case scenario for Giants Redskins first game – ODB never lines up opposite Norman and ODB has 200 yards receiving.
curmudgeonwater
Best case is the Giants just run the ball all game and there is no story for Norman or ODB.
I don’t know. I was taking a shit and it inspired me to write this.
#InJayWeTrust curmudgeonwater *best case for Cloisters trolling purposes
Best case is Eli and ODB go off and target Norman for 150 and 2 TDs
Wentzadelphia looks higher than me on a Thursday night
Bill, everybody knows that this century and millennium started
http://imgur.com/xPjXQF2
Everybody in that locker room is on something why not Romo
true, but Tyrod and Shady are always capable of being entertaining.
Justin,
You’re not that good at the screen name thing like Fuws is
You should’ve asked for tips
why? everyone here is an eagles fan anyways
<--- radical muslim Your names don't make me LOL Eagles fan or not. I want to laugh at it if you're going to do it
sorry, i don’t have any rosie odonnel snatch jokes
Sad story about the kid in Ohio shot by police yesterday
This is unlike the Tamir Rice case and should not be compared.
I don’t know how – given the current climate in the US – this kid thought it would be a bright idea to take out the BB gun in front of police.
Truth be told, can’t point the finger at police for this. Just sad
manufacturing a BB gun that is close enough to a normal gun to fool a cop, should be illegal.
another sad story, there was something on the news yesterday about drivers and school buses. SOO many people ignore that stop sign and flashing lights. so many videos of kids getting hit by these idiot drivers.
curmudgeonwater TNF is usually awesome for FFB
<--- voting for gary johnson You can also just paint over them
<--- voting for gary johnson Holy crap those kids need to look where they are going. I know the law is to stop but using some common sense could go a long way to preventing that.
seems most of them are looking back up at the bus. prob talking to either the driver or friends on the bus
<--- voting for gary johnson Yeah. And most of them literally sprinting across the street.
i would be scared as hell to let my kids ride the bus and can understand why I see parents out on the street waiting for them now.
It’s a funny parody of Hilary to the song beat it but they say just delete it
Never Mosley. Your posts are always wise and welcome
The fact that you and Justin are facebook friends is incredibly fast.
He liked the picture of me and my life wearing giants jerseys Sunday
I’m just glad we get to play the Giants week 3…
Ware needs .5 sacks to move to 9th on the all time sack list
Why did the cowboys just let a HOFer just walk like that ?
Best team in FootBall the American style
He wanted out and wanted to be a SB Champion. Cant blame him, he smart.
Is there anything compelling about the game tonight? I’m trying to decide if I should watch it or watch porn.
Sir Squatch Maybe I break down and start watching GOT from the beginning (for the first time). From what I hear, I’ll be getting action and porn all rolled up into one.
Playstation Vue and Sling TV are a bunch of fucking liars. neither of them have the rights to the Thursday Night game, yet they touted their NFL Network contract.
Fuckers.
The stream jumped to a commercial and then went back to the challenge. espn stream > NFL stream
rep138 I had to reload the page and it fixed it. I’ve always had good luck with the NFL network stream, way better than NBC.
Rap trying to say something with this?
http://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/776582334795640832
I think the twitter stream is somehow screwing with NFL networks, it’s having all sorts of issues
3 points might be all they need. That Jets DL is gonna maul the Bills up front
Simms: “Hey. Look” … “I’ll tell you why”.
How many times is he going to say that? We can’t look at you. Don’t tell us you’ll tell us, just fucking say it. The less you use your voice the better. Did he ever take a public speaking class?
Mine keeps randomly jumping to commercials and cutting off others
Sir Squatch
Yup. I’m going to try my cable company’s app instead.
#InJayWeTrust Ignore User Block User3 minutes ago
3 points might be all they need. That Jets DL is gonna maul the Bills up front
Stop talking dumbass
Revis was matched up on Goodwin? I thought the great corners followed the other team’s best WR?
The Bills might go 2-14, but you can be damn sure Rex is gonna make sure this 2 wins come against the Jets
Not feeling great about the Jets pick. Enunwa looks like a player though.
Well the twitter stream is better than the NFL stream, plus some of the comments are pretty good. Revis is getting roasted.
rep138 twitter fans are absolutely ruthless on big name corners. I learned that one we picked up Norman
Why the shovel passes on 3rd down. You have Decker and Marshall
Last year when we played the Bills, we tried a shovel pass on 3rd and goal at the 11. Kirk kept it and scored a rushing TD. Wonder if that has anything to do with what the Jets have been trying
not that we’d know or anything. nope, completely unfamiliar
Fran Duffy debunked the myth that the long TD last week was his fault
Sir Squatch
Yup. At least they don’t play that Toyota one with the “competitive” brothers racing Camrys around Monaco.
Revis is an all-time corner. But he’s always been a businessman before a football player. And he’s made his money.
Jason Cole @JasonColeBR 29m29 minutes ago As I reported earlier this week, #NFL ref Ed Hochuli didn’t workout hard this offseason. Source said ominously: “You’ll see. You’ll see”
Knees aren’t supposed to bend this way. https://imgur.com/WAy21fc
Sir Squatch
He’s a senior citizen now. Maybe just old age taking effect.
curmudgeonwater He’s back on the sideline.
Brandon told his ACL to STFU. He needs to put Cloister’s fantasy team on his back
I really didn’t expect Decker to be good in NY. He surprised me
#InJayWeTrust
I was just going to say you rarely see players help up the people they knock over.
rep138 Edelman went out of his way to truck a ball guy on SNF
#InJayWeTrust
Oh, I thought you meant you didn’t expect Decker to be a good guy because he is now in NY. Lol.
rep138 lol nah I didn’t think he was gonna produce. that’s funny timing though
If we fire Joe Barry after the season I’d absolutely still take Rex as a DC
#InJayWeTrust rep138
Not really a timing issue, just my reading comprehension…
rep138 I definitely noticed that too though. I like that stuff
Weech
Remember to go to Lowes Saturday so you can watch the game Sunday.
Sir Squatch
I mean to shop, not hang out in the parking lot waiting for work. That’s Home Depot.
rep138 My favorite Perry Fewell moment was the absolute look of “what the fuck do we do” when RG3 was going nuts on his defense in 2012(even though we lost)
#InJayWeTrust rep138
My favorite when when Djax had a 50 yard reception and then flicked the ball at him. Fewell just stood there with this grin on his face.
I think we either blow Dallas out of the water, or they do it to us, or the opposite… Nothing would surprise me or make me sat told u do…
If u don’t enact me to like your posts, I will add u to the list of Mosley and Francis…
I was talking about badger. By him liking so many posts he became badgersons.
It should be kinda fun, but I don’t feel like waking up early and driving 7 hours or so. Oh well.
at least the Eagles play the Monday night game so u don’t miss it…
Lol. Jets just brutal this year giving up big plays. That’s like seven 20+ plays already
#InJayWeTrust rep138
Or just internal bleeding. That looked like he hit pretty hard.
I like that it’s Thursday and Norman and Barry are focused on last week.
http://www.espn.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/214395/redskins-defensive-coordinator-joe-barry-defends-game-plan-vs-steelers
Otsitheiceman they answer the questions they’re asked about.
Sir Squatch I’m definitely not still bitter about that should have been fumble from MNF. Nope. Not at all
I think Ed pumped up during the half. Probably some preacher curls.
Fitzpatrick throwing into some tiny windows. Working some times
Sir Squatch They did the right thing. He looked like he blacked out when he hit the ground
Tough for me to swallow that on field officals should be determining that, he had two 300lb guys laying on him, I wouldn’t be moving either
Sir Squatch It wasn’t on field guys. The spotters talk to the refs and have him removed
#InJayWeTrust
Are there any safeties on the field tonight? It seems like every deep throw has an open field behind it.
I thought the QB bobbing his head on a hard count was a false start?
Why no Earth did the Jets not go for 2 when they got the TD. Bowles you idiot
Lupo I didn’t watch. But i followed it on my phone.
Cloister probably shat a brick or two over Marshall’s knee injury
I wonder if they find a sprain today after an MRI.. that looked ugly
I picked up Onowu in one of my leagues last night.. was sure Marshall was done.. glad he wasn’t
Galaxy 7 seems to execute the ‘Halt & Catch Fire’ command flawlessly. Well done Samsung
he’s trying to move forward from that mistake… maybe he should move sideways
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Jets?src=hash WR Brandon Marshall suffered a “slight” knee sprain vs https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash, coach Todd Bowles said. More tests today, but returning was a good sign
Lupo Speaking of MRI’s, I have to schedule one on my knee. X-Rays showed some “stuff”. Early signs of arthritis and some possible debris.
I know I’m supposed to suspend my disbelief, but the tactical incompetency portrayed in movies like London Has Fallen frustrates the shit out of me.
But I haven’t turned it off so…
Sir Squatch Yes the back up FB that was already on IR. And probably seen his last day as a Giant player
Yeah. But Friday always seems like they unload the news. I was kidding earlier about Lane not getting suspended until week 7 ,but the NFL are slow moving assholes unless it moves along their agenda. Lol
<-Harambe's albino Bastard child I think it's coming in Week 12
@<-Harambe’s albino Bastard child And you got to give Justin a lesson on screennames. His suck & aren’t funny
Sir Squatch My boss and I love tearing movies apart regarding the use of firearms and tactics. Hollywood takes extreme liberties with this stuff and either doesn’t solicit the services of proper consultants or just simply doesn’t give a damn.
Frenchie! That look right there sums up why Shanahan wanted him to wear a wristband.
Frenchie! Monz Venus I don’t know what you’re talking about. We don’t speak of that day. It didn’t happen.
Tire148 Maybe he’s referring to how Peters has better hands than the Giants TEs
They used Whitlock as a DT in passing situations last year.
Saints 42, Giants 38
Skins 24, Cowboys 20
Eagles 27, Bears 17
I got who they’re talking about. I didn’t get who he was implying can’t tackle their RBs. Now that I typed it maybe he was saying a Cowboys Sux
Frenchie! Fair. Although I think the over on the Giants game is a bit high.
Oh. I haven’t been around in a while…. I thought we had a tacit agreement in place not to try and interpret Teidden. Is that no longer policy?
I don’t. Two bad defenses going up against elites offenses
Last possession wins
honeybadger23 That Dan Snyder avi cracks me up. Who’s that next to Kirk? Is that Gruden?
When is the absolute latest into the season it could happen?
Teidden I’m being generous. You guys did spend $200 Million on your defense. Should result in a stop or two I imagine….
Good Morning Fans of the first place American FootBall New York Giants
honeybadger23 Goodwin is the fastest player in the league. World-Class speed
The only way to stop him on a go route is to knock him over
I read that he has five days after receiving the results of the B sample to decide whether to appeal, and that he will remain eligible during that five-day window. So they can’t return the results on a Friday and have him suspended by Monday, even if he doesn’t appeal.So each week once he gets past Tuesday or so, he should know his eligibility for the upcoming game.
He could also already be in the appeal process, we don’t know.
Lupo Yeah, but since his A sample leaked they might be really tight on the rest of it. Though, I’d expect Lane would have just come out and said he is appealing.
Sir Squatch I was flummoxed that the terrorists were able to subvert a member of the Buckingham Palace Guard.
Teidden Bill_In_FL
Galaxy 7 is being recalled in the US due to the fire hazard from the batteries
Yeah, as of last Friday he said he hadn’t heard anything, and he likes to talk about how awful that process is for him so my hunch is he hasn’t heard yet… but who knows? This whole thing is stupid on every level.
Matt Mosley 4.1 I feel like I’m reading the script to Airplane.
I’m just trying to talk black to make him feel at home here
Matt Mosley 4.1 Thanks. But don’t talk like it’s 1970’s America…
Good Morning Fans of the third place Washington Redskins.
Eat pond scum fans of the last place Dallas Cowboys.
Matthews has really emerged as a true 1 WR
I wasn’t talking to you. Take your first place ass back to your penthouse in the sky
Is he still playing from the slot or have they moved him to Split End or Flanker?
unique bourbons… thought you’d enjoy the article.. bacon bourbon!!
I have no idea I’m just chumming the waters
Lupo I would have to look at them, I’m pretty hesitant of “craft” whisky since most of it is the same spirit just repackaged
Do you know if they line him up outside on the line or off? What does Aglohor play? I’d assume Aglohor is your flanker and lines up off the line.
Lupo I had a rather disappointing reunion with an old college favorite, Rock & Rye. I found a bottle the other day while walking the isles at my local liquor store. I bought it remembering how it was a favorite when I was in school sitting in the stadium for games. After I tried it, I remembered that we used to mix it in our cokes. That’s $20 down the drain.
Dorenbos explained why this performance was so important even though it didn’t result in him winning the competition.
“This is probably the highlight of my performing career,” he started.” So Simon [Cowell] wrote the name of his son [on the card], which he could have written any name, and so the act’s done. It goes to commercial. And I went to collect those cards because those are good souvenirs because they all signed them. I want to keep them. And this lady walked out of the crowd and she said ‘Can I have that card, please?’ And it was the one that said ‘Eric.’ And I was kind of like ‘Oh, I wanted to keep that for the souvenir.’ And she said ‘That’s my son.’ And then Simon came up and hugged his wife, and she said ‘We want to hang this in our house.’ And we want to look at it every day and we’re going to keep the magic alive in our house. And I kind of looked at her and Simon and Simon gave me a hug and said [the trick] was unbelievable and [he] loved every second of it.”
What do y’all care so much about this guys magic show?
1. He’s really good
2. You fuck with Dorenbos, he’ll make Kirk the Kunt suck forever
I’m sure there are lts of good magicians on talent shows, I just don’t follow them and vote on their little show… But I guess if it makes u happy, who am I to say otherwise…
Mytee32 Well, he got me lots of points last week in fantasy.
I’m half tempted to start Devontae Booker this week. The Colts D is that bad.
Not that I ever read cared for lesbians, but Megan Rapino makes me dislike them even more… Especially the hot ones, what a waste…
27-20 Cowboys
The rest I don’t care about. Lol
I don’t even understand what she is protesting… What does the country do to keep lesbians down?
marriage equality just became legal.. don’t be so obtuse, gays are still discriminated against
Ryan Grigson’s continued employment is almost as mystifying as Jeff Fisher’s. Mickey Loomis falls into that category as well.
Tough question. I’m not sure where they are rated… I think most people think they’re really pretty awful, and they are, so that seems like an appropriate rating.
Then why neal during the national anthem? It doesn’t make sense…
to draw attention to societal issues.. Kaep is not protesting the gov’t either
Yes, yes I do. Two fG from Dan Bailey 3 TDs two from Alfred 1 from Zeke.
It’s possible she’s not protesting on her own behalf as a lesbian. It’s possible she is just showing solidarity with ongoing protests relating to racial issues.
True. I would have to say Fisher then, because I think Rex will probably be fired after this season and I think Fisher will probably sign an extension.
She said it was because of the treatment lesbians receive in this country…
JosephR2225 That’s exactly what she is doing
Good for her
Now if Rodgers will come out the closet AND kneel during the anthem, maybe that’ll be the final nudge needed
Do you walk around Dallas with a Redskins shirt ?
“I am disgusted with the way he has been treated and the fans and hatred he has received in all of this,” Rapinoe told espnW’s Julie Foudy. “It is overtly racist: ‘Stay in your place, black man.’ Just didn’t feel right to me. We need a more substantive conversation around race relations and the way people of color are treated.”
“We are not saying we are not one the greatest countries in world,” she added. “Just need to accept that [it is] not perfect, things are broken.More from espnW.comhttp://www.espn.com/espnw/voices/article/17471004/megan-rapinoe-lends-much-needed-female-voice-colin-kaepernick-debate
“And quite honestly, being gay, I have stood with my hand over my heart during the national anthem and felt like I haven’t had my liberties protected, so I can absolutely sympathize with that feeling.”
Are you fat like the rest of the Skins fans around here ?
I don’t know any other Redskins fans here but I am not fat.
But deep down you know the score will be reversed
24/7, 365, even in victory but especially in defeat…
Can Cousins kneel for the anthem Sunday?
It’s time for white guys to get the conversation going
He will have no choice against that vicious Cowboys pass rush…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Seriously though, I think that’s what it would take for what Kaepernick has started to get to the level that it needs. A white male athlete to kneel during the anthem….
Cloister …fair warning. If you google what the last word of the screen name means
DO NOT CLICK ON THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE!
I don’t want you to get fired. Lol
I think he’s stuck in traffic somewhere on his way to a wedding
If he is relying on people/athletes to simply kneel during the anthem, then he has already lost and is an idiot…
Ah. Fair enough. Lol. This goes for all of you who have strict work rules concerning websites.
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium then don't use it as your damn username
Then tell HB to tell me I don’t have to wear the Avi. Until then. Everything is fair game. Though so I am not a total dick I will provide warnings.
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium Too late, I burned my eyes out with acid I'm typing this out by touch who am I typing to
Particularly do not google the term as it relates to Chris Christie. I feel like that can only make matters worse.
Hey they got two sacks last week a D a pick…watch out!
😛
Fiversons No Spin Zone First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the http://kingencyclopedia.stanford.edu/resources/article/annotated_letter_from_birmingham/index.html#wcc or the http://kingencyclopedia.stanford.edu/resources/article/annotated_letter_from_birmingham/index.html#kkk, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: “I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action”; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man’s freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a “more convenient season.”
JosephR2225 Now that you’re here….thoughts on Wentz’s debut?
What is the injustice I am suppose to fighting for? Because black people are pulled over more often? hasseled more by local police?
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m just posting for perspective. We’re still running into the same problem where people would say (like to Kaepernick) “I agree with you but I don’t agree with how you’re doing it” when he’s not making a fuss or drawing attention to himself or screaming at anyone, he’s merely kneeling down during the anthem. It’s about the least offensive way to do something, and people are more focused on the action than the message because it makes them feel uncomfortable.
Impossible not to be excited, even when putting it into perspective as just one game against probably the worst team in the NFL; maybe the worst team in the NFL in the last 5 years. I think it should put to rest the narrative that the jump from FCS to the NFL is too big for him to handle because as bad as the Browns are they are still better than anything the NCAA has to offer (even Alabama, Justin). If nothing else he showed he has the tools to play at this level.
Some warts, which are to be expected. He did stare down targets at time (every rookie QB does this), he did hold the ball too long at times (every rookie QB does this too), but nothing to get worked up about.
JosephR2225 For sure. The great thing was seeing him make those “big time throws” (back shoulder, tight window, or where only his receiver can get to it) and being unafraid to just take a shot downfield.
http://cdn.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Wentz-3rd-And-Long-Angle-2.mp4?_=3
This throw was maybe my favorite throw from Sunday. That window is astonishingly tight, and he puts it in a place where only Matthews can catch it. And it was on a 3rd and 9 with the game very much still in doubt. That is a big time throw.
But it also shows a legit concern when you watch his feet in the pocket as the edge rushers start to close in. It’s like they’re stuck in cement. He is just getting contacted as he starts this throw, so against a legit defense I’m not sure it’s a completion, and when you need such pinpoint accuracy that result could be a disaster if the throw is affected even a little. There is plenty of space to step up in the pocket, but his feet never move off their spot.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Similarly, it’s also when people are saying “well what are you doing on black on black crime!” when poverty levels are much more related to crime, and it just so happens that some of the poorest people in our nation are black minorities – which result from segregation of cities and other systemic forms of racism that result in the problems at hand.
Dongtavious Steelwang Thanks Dong. I’m at the point where I’m too tired to engage in lengthy conversation about this stuff. Especially when it has been discussed very often here
We know he CAN do it; We’ve seen him do it here:
http://bloggingthebeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Wentz-climbs-pocket.gif
Just have to hope he can do it consistently going forward.
Fiversons No Spin Zone And I guess the thing to top it off – it’s funny how people shit on athletes when they do bad shit and say “you should be a role model!” – and then when they stand up for something, they’re told to sit down, shut up, and stop thinking as if they’re some sort of role model.
Or hope he does the opposite given which team you root for…
JosephR2225 Yeah this throw kinda concerned me. It was a very very tight window and it easily could’ve gone wrong – he was staring down his man almost the entire time as well.
Frenchie! Dongtavious Steelwang It’s usually good to just point at the Birmingham Jail letter and realize that the people feeling uncomfortable about this are…well….kind of the problem. If good people don’t do anything and stay silent, nothing gets changed.
Some of Mr Bremner’s friends think his picture actually shows three seals playing in the water.
Mr Bremner said: “I suppose it could be seals – but I’m not so sure. The more I think about it, the more I think it could be Nessie.”
Lupo Frenchie’s trouser snake got loose again guys
The Skins have never covered when favored and Kirk is the starting QB
I kind of figure he’s going to have a rebound game, especially given the weaknesses of the team he’s going up against.
He does stare down Matthews. That part doesn’t concern me as much because 1, like I said every rookie QB from Peyton to Nick Foles does that, and 2, you can see from the sideline angle that he could see Matthews was going to flash open in the window between the CB and S, so he didn’t have a reason to come off that read. And he showed good patience waiting for Matthews to hit that small opening. The throw was risky, which is what makes the accuracy so great to see…. but like I said my bigger concern is how he is within the pocket. He’s very poised and shows great patience, but against better defenses that might be just a little bit TOO patient.
Still, not anything I’m seriously concerned about, and certainly far, far more good than bad.
Where Wentz will improve: Wentz showed a tendency to lock on to his No. 1 read. That led to a sack and some missed opportunities to find underneath or backside options. The positive? This will be corrected with more game reps. As Wentz continues to play, we will see him come off the inside seam and work backside, and he’ll start to move through his progressions with greater speed to find more high-percentage throws. Again, this is why the Eagles are throwing him on the field. Let him learn on the fly. And he passed the first test with some corrections that can be addressed in the film room and on the field.
I was much more worried about his middle to short accuracy. You could tell that after the first drive his adrenaline spiked, and all his throws were high for a good bit after that.
I do… I just don’t bet spreads… Always bet that line…
I don’t think I’ve seen you make a bet on here
I don’t have a PayPal account… So I have no means of paying or collecting, and I doubt people would take my bets anyways…
“I wonder what it’s like to beat the Cowboys in DC”
-Jay Gruden
So the Redskins and Uber hooked up for a partnership. There will be an official Uber pickup and drop off site close to Fed Ex field. Close of course is up for interpretation since the drop off site is 1.2 miles from the closet gate at Fed Ex. lol
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott, but especially with TERRANCE WILLIAMS…
I don’t know who that is… Just as long as u have a partner…
So badger? It’s about that time right? Results yet?
I truly hope you passed.
He’s already representing me in my case against your mother…
So what everyone is at work? Or…not at work? Hard to know where people are more likely to sign in from sometimes.
I mean, I guess today is a big sanitation day, so cloister is gone.
They do like to to throw block parties in dumpsters…
I think cloister is on the road… He has a wedding to go to in Virginia…
I don’t know why the Bears didn’t keep Forte.
Eagles over Bears
Saints over Giants
Skins over Boys
Go ahead and bet the mortgages…
Bears over Eagles
Giants BIG over Saints
Cowboys over Washington
Bet the farm(s)
curmudgeonwater to be fair, in reality it’s a lot worse than it looks
the wedding is at an Inn with a big courtyard so it should be alright if I don’t leave the place and just get nice and drink
Richmond is one of those places that has million dollar homes and beautiful streets, and one block over you’re dodging drivebys.
Everything looks old, shitty and run down… I did know a guy that lived there for a while and said the nice part of town is a fun place…
curmudgeonwater “Whatever you do, DO NOT LEAVE THE PREMISES. Management not responsible if you are captured by Hill People”
Sir Squatch The rich people do their drivebys in the poorer part of town I see
Just drop fives name and the hill people should be cool.
. According to my game tracking, Wentz did not make a single bad decision in this contest (a bad decision being defined as a mental error that leads to a turnover opportunity for the opposing team). That is a feather in the cap when facing a Browns defense that ranked tied for the league lead in forced bad decision rate (BDR) last season (2.4 percent).
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze “THE HILL KING! THE HILL KING!”
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze “We’ve been closely tracking Johnny Manziel’s BDR since he’s left the league, it’s been off the charts.”
Could be worse. I have to go to Manassas tomorrow.
but not “bad decision rate” rankings, those are gospel
has anyone here actually had a bacon 3 way burger?
Giants OL ranked first in pass blocking week 1
Matt Mosley 4.1 Man that Dallas DL sure is the worst in the league
Speaking of areas, by far the most depressing drive I have ever made was from Valdosta GA to Jackson MS on back highways…
Fiversons No Spin Zone “back highways”
“GA to MS”
….say no more.
I’m at the old west cafe waiting for my bacon and eggs
Been 10 minutes of this movie, all I’ve seen that matters is them using Noveske rifles and I give it 5 stars
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s pretty much educated like one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_educational_attainment
Sir Squatch I told you Fast and the Furious: Enemy at the Gates was a worthy watch.
…what are you watching though?
LOL. 5th Wave. It’s probably not very good but I had to give it props for using top of the line hardware.
Every single commercial building was abandoned and foreclosed… Generations of family living in a shack…
And for what I thought was supposed to be a teen movie, it’s pretty damn brutal
Sir Squatch Yeah from what I saw in the trailer it looks like it’s shooting aliens who shapeshift/infest people in the face.
Dongtavious Steelwang Wait, it has look alike aliens? I’m not going to make it far in this movie, I hate that plot line the most of all bad plot lines.
Sir Squatch you’ve already seen the best parts. that shit gets worse and worse
Sir Squatch I would much rather see a movie about the first 4 waves lol
Comedian Katt Williams arrested in Fulton County, Ga., on property damage charge, records show
bacon crumbles, bacon, and……..bacon jam…….
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang “ability to inhabit human hosts”
Guess I need to start looking for a new movie to watch. So disappointing.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Ever had onion jam? That stuff is great
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Is it streaming somewhere?
Sir Squatch <--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Should be, it's been out on DVD/Blu-Ray for the past week or two. This is a movie even Cloister will like.
Fiversons No Spin Zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQR5zsLHbYw
Scandrick still fighting hamflu, who’s gonna run with Desean? bracket coverage?
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think everyone on this blog would like this movie
This is what I like to hear.
“He made good throws,” Breeland said of Roethlisberger after Monday’s game. “He makes it easier for the receiver to catch the ball and put it away from me, so I couldn’t get it off the back shoulder. That’s all I can say about it, he’s a good QB and the receivers played. I hope y’all don’t think I’m going to hang my head or nothing like that. That story can stop. I’ll be back next week.”
– Breeland
The first TD he had good coverage… Not sure if there is a CB that could have broken it up…
That game felt way, way too much like a Billy Davis coached game.
Monz Venus “Sayin’ all the right things, he’s a young kid, he’s gonna get back out there and get back on the horse, just needs to have a short memory but not forget and just move on to the next play”
#InJayWeTrust I mean, right? How fucking insulting can you be? This is taking trolling way over the line.
I think berry must have some sort of connection to him we don’t Joe about…
I’m sorry. I should have at least warned you before dropping that one.
Dongtavious Steelwang Monz Venus Even Darrell Green had a few games like that over the course of his career.
There was an assistant in the game last night doing some sort of weird, double overhead cow milking gesture. I don’t know if anyone caught that.
Anyone see the trailer for Free Fire? Gun deal gone wrong. Looks pretty funny.
Scandrick aint that fast anyways. Byron Jones needs to be on point at FS
His Holiness the Joe don’t need to apologize for shit
Yup https://twitter.com/Pseudo_RGIII/status/776608503213481984
Fiversons No Spin Zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDD3I0uOlqY
I really haven’t been very impressed with the movie the past few years… Seems to have ebbs and flows… We are sucking on the ebb…
Fiversons No Spin Zone A lot of reboots and unoriginal stuff, and a lot of young adult post apocalyptic shit.
Agreed 100%… There is some real quality stuff on tv, seems to be hurting the movies…
Seriously though, strict adherence to cover 1/cover 3 without really paying much mind to what the matchups were. We just watched three years of that.
This play is Bill Davis in a nutshell. That’s five defenders over three receivers in the black box, two defenders over two receivers in the yellow box with Mychal Kedricks kinda in the middle. That’s not inherently bad; obviously you have to have some guys in single coverage.
Trouble is, that’s Eric Rowe, pressed into his first NFL action after an injury to Nolan Carroll, lined up over Calvin Johnson and Connor Barwin, not known for his pass defense, lined up over Theo Riddick in the yellow box.
http://i.imgur.com/xSdWYLP.png
Lupo Mostly because TV is taking a lot of lessons from cinema, and a lot more big name actors are showing up on the small-screen.
JosephR2225 I know sometimes the confidence stuff can be overblown, but putting Rowe out on an island to be embarrassed on national television against Calvin Johnson has got to be one of the stupidest and most destructive things to do to a young player.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Dude, get out of my echo chamber, I like to hear myself talk.
Even if he were a savvy vet it would just be ridiculous. You have to realize that Calvin Johnson needs more attention, right? I wouldn’t rip the Redskins for not having Norman follow AB, but at some point you have to recognize whom you’re up against and adjust accordingly. If that means switching from Cover 3 to Quarters, so be it.
Dongtavious Steelwang can’t wait to see war dogs
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Dongtavious Steelwang It looks ridiculous, although I wanna see Magnificent Seven more than I do War Dogs.
this might be the weakest rival week in the beast blog ever.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache It's not our fault Redskins and Cowboys fans are such pussies and Eagles fans have to pick up the slack.
@<— wants to ride Ed Werders mustache I SEENT IT FIVERS!
Tough both starting out 0-1 and having a rivalry game in Week 2. Everybody is too nervous about who their teams might really be to trash talk.
Lol
Because both sides fans know it could go either way. No team has a clear advantage. If either team won this past week then it might be different.
Just wait until RCU gets here. Lol.
JosephR2225 Pretty much. Doesn’t help that one looked flat against a playoff team, and the other fell short against a team that’s going to finish 7-9.
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium I think he forgot a game went on. Or he has CTE.
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JosephR2225 lol don’t bring truths into this
What’s up with Trent Williams? I saw he had issues game one and has missed practice this week….that true?
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium He sat out today. I'd imagine he plays Sunday, though if he doesn't, Nsekhe will be fine
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium Glute and hip injury
When shitrant returns, let him know I’ll bet the Eagles game with him if he wants. Also please tell him to kindly STFU.
Wentzadelphia Simba just has to stay on the field for the rest of the season and we’ll be looking good.
How about a your mother thrown in for good measure?
Weech WeechState Insurance: You’re in Good (Baby) Hands
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Not horrible but had to spend some time at the vet this morning because my dog has an infection from a bite. Seems every time we walk in the door the bill is at least $250.
Weech,
For the PayPal, deliciousbrandonspikes@yahoo.com, right?
Dear Friday, I don’t give a fuck about you because I work on Saturday too
The last time the Cowboys left a stadium victorious was in December, when they beat Washington 19-16 at FedEx Field. They lost their final four games of 2015 and the first game of 2016. The problem is the offense. The Cowboys have scored more than 19 points just once, and that was in the season-ending loss to the Redskins in January. After what happened to Washington on Monday night against Pittsburgh, things won’t be easy for the Cowboys. The Cowboys are 4-1 in their past five trips to FedEx Field, but three of the five have been decided by three points or less. Redskins 23, Cowboys 20. — Todd Archer
The Redskins’ offense will be better than it showed Monday versus the Steelers. The Redskins also will do a better job of running the ball against a defense that allowed 4.71 yards per carry in its opener. And remember this: Receiver http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/11283/desean-jackson has a combined 14 catches for 322 yards in three games against Dallas since joining Washington. The main concern is a Redskins defense that couldn’t stop the run last season and allowed 143 yards tohttp://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/9613/deangelo-williams in this season’s opener. But two physical corners in http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/15124/josh-norman and http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/16890/bashaud-breeland are a good matchup against Dallas’ http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13215/dez-bryant.Redskins 23, Cowboys 17. — John Keim
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Dear Friday and Saturday, I don't give a fuck because I don't work Monday thru Thursday either. :)
Weech There’s an embezzlement scheme to be made here!
with our pass rush, might as well just sit him anyways
That’s good to know, I wouldn’t Wann have to call the authorities…
Jalen Mills Will ‘Probably’ Replace Leodis McKelvin
The rookie seventh-round pick appears set to start against the Bears if Leodis McKelvin is out.
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/16/jalen-mills-leodis-mckelvin-malcolm-jenkins/
Frenchie! Weech If he wants to flip shits drinking coffee is the best way to do it
Frenchie! Jalen Mills is currently 1-0 against NFL starting QBs
Frenchie! Mills is looking good so far but not sure he’s ready to be a pro bowl player just yet. Might take him a few more games.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/776826680249843712https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/776826680249843712
From NFL Week 1 release … Three oldest teams: ATL (27.11), BAL (26.77), NO (26.55); Three youngest: CLE (25.06), LA (25.11), KC (25.42).
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Dallas isn’t among the youngest anymore 🙁
I think he had some personal issues while at LSU. Surprised the Cowboys didn’t take him as they usually love guys who have issues. I think Dallas passed because they were just rumors and he hasn’t been convicted of anything.
I’m in idiot… I thought we were on the road this week…
Don’t call me an idiot please…
Between the third oldest and third youngest is only one year difference. Doesn’t seem to be that important of a statistic.
Coach Jerry is stepping all over his puppet Garrett again. https://twitter.com/SportsComedy_/status/776828420151914496
I’m not seeing where he “told the cowboys”
wonder how Cam felt about Tyrod treatment last night lol
Ian Rapoport ✔ @RapSheet
The #Colts, playing the #Broncos, ruled out DT Henry Anderson, CB Vontae Davis, S T.J. Green, CB Patrick Robinson. A lot.
lol
24/7, 365, especially in defeat but always in victory…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Yeah it is. Jerry is the Coach, GM and King Shit of the Cowboys until he dies.
A year ago, the Saints and Giants gave an offensive performance for the ages in New Orleans’ 52-49 win. Drew Brees and http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5526/eli-manning set a NFL record with 13 combined touchdown passes. But only one defense has gotten better since then. The Giants spent millions on pass-rusher http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14982/olivier-vernon, run stuffer http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/15380/damon-harrison and cornerback http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14974/janoris-jenkins — which paid off in a 20-19 win against Dallas last week. Giants 34, Saints 27. — Mike Triplett
They might not combine for 101 points like they did last year, but the Giants and Saints won’t be lacking for offense. The difference this time is that the game is in New Jersey, and http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2580/drew-brees and the Saints aren’t quite the same on the road. Plus, the Giants have the better defense. New Orleans won’t be able to slow the Giants’ passing attack with their inexperienced cornerbacks against a wide receiver group led by http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/16733/odell-beckham-jr. The Giants’ offense controls the pace and tempo of this game, and they pull out a victory in this tight shootout.Giants 31, Saints 28. — Jordan Raanan
After a dazzling debut, rookie quarterbackhttp://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2573079/carson-wentz will likely come back down to earth when he steps onto Soldier Field on Monday night against the Bears. The Eagles’ defense should be able to get afterhttp://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/9597/jay-cutler — after all, Houston registered five sacks and 12 quarterback hits on him in Week 1 — but that won’t stop http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14912/alshon-jeffery and the Chicago receiving corps from having a big night against what could be a depleted Eagles secondary. Bears 27, Eagles 24. — Tim McManus
Carson Wentz looked great in Week 1 — against Cleveland. No matter how the outside world views the Bears, Wentz is about to face a step up in competition. Expect Chicago’s defense, led by veteran coordinator Vic Fangio, to be ready for this year’s No. 2 draft pick. Jay Cutler has thrown eight touchdowns and just two interceptions (91.4 passer rating) in four career starts versus Philadelphia. Bears 20, Eagles 17. — Jeff Dickerson
Lupo Maybe I’m a hater, but didn’t see anything from the Giants defense to make me think that the Saints are not going to put up less than 40 points
I think they are saying the Bears d will be better than the Browns…
The clown Jerry is telling his rookie QB to throw into double coverage just to keep Dez happy. This is going to end up good. https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/776807799145701378
Beenthere2times on the Saints putting up 40 points +? I’d think about it
Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s the thing……I don’t think that they are
Maybe not talent level, but they will be coached very well… No way fangio lets his defines get smoked by a rookie…
Beenthere2times you think the Giants D is good? Are you Justin?
This poor bastard will never play in the NFL again. I guess you could say, he left a lot of meat on the bone. https://twitter.com/DallasCowboysup/status/776832046417141761
Fiversons No Spin Zone BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’m sure every Joey is going to use the CTE defense for ex football players… And I’m sure some of them will have a legimate case…
It’s sad to see this kid fuck up so bad. I really thought he had what it takes to be a solid RB for years.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Im thinking of making a ballsy move by dropping the Black Unicorn for Trey Burton. Sproles could be the replacement for the possession receiver Ertz but Wentz and Sproles weren’t exactly clicking last week. Wentz will need to improve his hot reads because he was taking a lot of unnecessary shots last week. I think Burton can fill Ertz shoes but Idk if Wentz will target him over Sproles
I thought the defense gave up the 38 points and the offense scored over 30 points
This might help you understand why I dont understand Weeches posts. [img]http://i.imgur.com/9WHki1v.jpg[/img]
was texting with my buddies last night during the game about how much I thought he sucked.. play calling was brutal
Racist jokes are good for this place. -Chris Keal
Technically I think the offense scored 24. There was a fumble returned for a TD.
Plus he can’t fire his brother. Thanksgiving would be so awkward.
You think they talk to each other between the candied yams and pumpkin pie?
Keep your eye out for Mills Island. The kid is looking good. https://twitter.com/phillysport/status/776835564825784320
They’ve got the Cards and Pats next two games. Perfect time to fire the playcaller.
Now the GBLT’s are starting this shit as well. Somebody needs to kick Megan right in her dick. https://twitter.com/latimes/status/776835486006579200
I just don’t understands what they expect to achieve by kneeling during the anthem… Regardless of the legitimacy of the cause… And she was playing for the national team, not her local club team…
Fives and DCS are by far the most honest posters on this blog. They aren’t like the pussies that feel the need to gang up on people.
There are plenty of Philly and Dallas fans that do the same. FIves hit the nail on the head.
I’m disappointed in the lack of redskin action on here, specifically from my good internet friends Sploozy and Squarch…
DallasCowboysSux Reverse look. [img]http://i.imgur.com/in15acw.png[/img]
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Isn’t Splooz camping in Wyoming or someplace?
Either that or he found a gang bang with a bunch of Trannies
Oh Boy…. https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/776837755611418625
I think he’s doing blow in aspen chasing snow bunnies while testing the computer vulnerabilities of the DoD…
Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s what happens when Redskins, Cowboys, and Giants lose.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Squatch is a turrirst, that thing’s gonna blow up any second now
Fiversons No Spin Zone I Phone 7, My wife is waiting for hers to get here.
I’m happy Rob Ryan will stay DC in Buffalo this year. Kill Gilmore’s value before he hits the open market.
Tire148 That was some dirty shit by Gilmore yesterday
man, I bet Samsung is really regretting making their batteries non-removable. Would’ve been such an easy recall.
https://twitter.com/JaysonBraddock/status/776837579756933120
Did he get hurt moving to New England?
He tackled B-Marsh by grabbing his facemask and wrenching his head down. Marshall somehow left with only a knee sprain but it looks like something should’ve torn.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Garbage play by a garbage coached team.
LOL https://twitter.com/ThomasFox_IV/status/776812405703802880
Only when u buy the kind that blows up and sets on fire…
My wife is happy to be getting a new phone today. She dropped her 6 a couple weeks ago and it has a huge crack.
curmudgeonwater “Does it have interwebs”
“Does it take calls and texts”
“I’m good”
Materialistic gratification makes up for emotional deficiencies and or lack of happiness.
choyboy0724 I think you are right. I don’t see the Skins stopping the run or running the ball so it should an easy win for the Cows.
curmudgeonwater It’s never too early on a Friday in Richmond
curmudgeonwater I hate getting a new phone
curmudgeonwater Seriously though. Hill people. Watch yourself.
The Steelers exposed some of the weaknesses in the Redskins team and I imagine the Cows are about to expose more.
Matt Mosley 4.1 “Cowboys lost because Mercury is in retrograde”
-Cowboys Astrologist
choyboy0724 The Redskins did nothing to try to fix that horrible run game and horrible run D this off season. Skins fans claim Scot is some sort of genius yet he can’t see the problems right in front of his eyes. It’s going to be an ugly season for the Skins.
Redskins lose Sunday and Splooz and RCU will make a very early season disappearance
Don’t forget paying big $ to a CB that doesn’t even cover the other teams #1 WR because of the DC scheme
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache I assume the restraining order has kept him away from the local library PCs
choyboy0724 The Redskins bloggers are afraid. https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/776840975205425152
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache I think he said he was going on a trip or something. i dunno.
If they lose Trent they could become they could be the 2008 Detroit Lions.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache They are still around if you want one you can find one. My father in law still has one. I doubt he will ever use a smart phone.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/776833453501190144
Woof. Guess he had to fire somebody and not his brother.
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium No....maybe....shut up!
Dongtavious Steelwang Given how bad they were last week and how the O disappeared after going up 24-20…..not shocked
Frenchie! Dongtavious Steelwang The only way this gets funnier:
“The Cleveland Browns/LA Rams have hired Greg Roman as an ‘offensive consultant.'”
https://twitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/776850148236288000 Cow fans who are interested.
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium Good read.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache ChimichangaInTheChonChon@yahoo.com
You just figure out how to stop Alshon Jeffrey. You let me worry about the brokebacks.
Is there a bigger asshole couple than Kim and Kayne?
I’m pretty sure the middle of the field will be open. I respect your CB’s enough to say Beasley and Witten will likely be the leading WR’s again. Unless they move Dez into the slot. I hear they don’t have their best CB’s follow the #1 WR around.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Yeah, he really needs to work on his material.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I dunno man, I wanna resell those Kanye shoes for a sweet mint.
Master Tesfatsion @MasterTes 2m2 minutes ago
When asked by @lizclarketweet whether he’ll play Sunday, Trent Williams (glute) responded “Oh yes.” #Redskins
Didnt need them the last time they went to FedEx.
curmudgeonwater He means “asshole” as in “jerks”. Not “asshole” as in Splooz’s sexual preferences
“I haven’t spoken to her. I’m serious, I’m honest,” Cravens said. “She called me this morning. I haven’t spoken to her. I don’t talk to Cowboys fans. She called me and I hit silent.”
What kind of shitty parent doesn’t root for the team their child is on?
Of course he will. Questionable isn’t a worrisome status anymore since they got rid of probable. Unless they say doubtful or out. I expect players to play.
His payment requests are as slow as his internet connection
Remember Frenchie. You are trying to correspond with a guy who didn’t know how to feature a comment for a long time.
😛
The parent of a shitty son who doesn’t talk to his Mom. Su is following in his moms footsteps.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache "Someone named JeanFrancoisPoutine@gmail.com sent me $20. Whatever, let's get pizza."
Guys, I just got $20 from some random email, so drinks are on me
Fiversons No Spin Zone he gave you an accurate answer
Please, these fools like beer,scotch backwash would be 10 steps up
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium I honestly would sit him. Cowboys have less than average DE's
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Blame Peter King
PeeWee’s Big Adventure
Hudson Hawk
Cool as Ice
This guy is pretty good. https://twitter.com/PFF/status/776856210951794689
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium How dare you leave out Over the Top
<-Is Chris Christie's discarded Praeputium right on par with the 5th wave
He’s the most recent(and likely the most fucked up) but he isnt the only douchebag to get nominated or elected there. As fucked up as it is…they look at what you did on the field. Though I really doubt he gets in.
I don’t think there has been anyone THIS bad nominated. right?
He’ll never be voted in. He’s just one of the 150 finalists (whatever the number is, may be half that.)
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Luckily Rae Carruth never got his shot
I was going to get pissed when I didnt’ have all my monies. How much will you owe me in 6 weeks?
Nah that’s Tyron or Joe Thomas Justin. I forget which they have higher. But those two are PFF’s top 2 lineman or were before the season started
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Will you take a cursed chest of pirate dubbloons?
Weech The only one splitting is Weech, with the money.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Hell yeah! I’d love to be immortal.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang “But the food with taste like ash, and you’ll never feel the warmth of a wom-”
“I KNOW WHAT I ASKED FOR!”
Dongtavious Steelwang Weech I have his location. I’ll sick RCU on him.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Is he gonna sneeze on him and give him rabies?
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Yeah, but all I need to do is put the gold back in the pot to get on up.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Weech Chase him down with his golf cart.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Weech “I hooked it up with a sweet nitrous loadout, bro. It’ll go from 0-60 in 2.1.”
I don’t understand the “questionable” designation when someone is listed as full practice.
There’s no probable designation anymore Justin. It stopped this season
JosephR2225 That’s not PC, Joseph.
They prefer to be called a “developing” nation.
where the president knows how to shake hands
I’m pretty sure you can print their currency on any gameboy printer.
Joey, too bad we didn’t get you this year bud. You were in it last time, right?
Considering your week 1 pick went to OT, I don’t think you’re going to get the monies.
Is this the survivor pool? I think I did it in 2014, but I don’t remember if I did last year.
That’s what I meant.
Back when Jack Daniels Orton knocked me out. That fuck.
Brokeback Romo knocked me out @Seattle. That was a swift kick in the nuts.
Weech lol Gameboy printer. nice blast to my memory past
Oh, back when Rolando McClain wasn’t on the sizzurp and sealed the game with an INT.
Pump the brakes. Nothing is guaranteed with that guy. He may never see the field again.
I just really want a really good MLB. McClain was valuable in my eyes even if he wasn’t one of the best.
Hitchens isn’t anywhere near as good as what he flashed his rookie season imo
I agree. If Jaylon Smith can get back to his ND level, that will solve a large part of our defensive woes.
bgn retweets and responds to some pretty petty shit lol
He’s not playing his natural position. He was on the Will or Sam. Not the Mike.
Of the four, they’re the most spiteful. But, it’s consistent with the fan base.
I think he will I just worry about re-injury.
I honestly think he would still be very good even if the nerve doesn’t heal fully and he has to wear some type of brace.
Wentzadelphia
His guy was also in on the run tackle only two times the entire game.
Not bad for a horrible reach in the draft.
Negative. Hera nothing but good things. Is it on any of the streaming services?
I can’t wait until the mini ninetendon comes out in November… Ganondorf, your ass is mine again!
that’s what squatch was asking too. Don’t think so yet. only been on DVD release for about a month I think.
so far my favorite of 2016
pizza raps by old white man > coffee raps by moptop
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Welp, since the wife & I are relocating to Raleigh, we’re gonna start watching some Panthers games. They may become my #2 pro team.
Don’t let it happen bill… U must fight it… Nobody older than Justin is a panther fan in North Carolina…
I think 70s rockstar would be up there on things I wish I could be list
Fiversons No Spin Zone don’t scare away dong please. the members are scare right now
Joey Bosa is providing a huge example to other draft picks of why you don’t hold out.
Bill_In_FL Why is this not on management for trying to short him on a deal every other player has gotten? The Chargers are a fuckup organization – it’s not his fault for disagreeing with their stupid shit.
Bill_In_FL Another great observation from you Bill
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache <---Wants to Come to Jesus
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache My milkshake brings the boys to the yard
Monz Venus <--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Potato Kisser?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Oddly enough, watching a team that wins more often than not could be pleasurable
Chargers may be fuckups as well, but you gotta get into camp and figure out a way to get in some practice and preseason time. this isn’t white collar work. rookie holdouts are basically the one thing you can’t do.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache The Giants are winning the east
Bill_In_FL Bosa’s camp offered to pick one alternative or the other for the offset money – the Chargers wanted to give him neither. It’s a joke to think it’s Bosa’s fault for not agreeing to stupid terms of a deal.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Better than Witten.
Dongtavious Steelwang <--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache that's dark bro.....
And it’s not like Bosa comes from some family background that doesn’t understand the importance of getting your ass into training camp.
Wentzadelphia <--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache That's the Avi I was talking about!!!
Matt Mosley 4.1 <--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache LDD already used
HailBandG It’s not just Bosa – it sets a bad precedent for future picks taken at 3rd or below.
this is the funniest response but dumbest suggestion
Monz Venus Wentzadelphia <--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache I know. I did a little search and found it for you. Not sure how long it will last but you are welcome to steal it in the future.
Right, the Chargers are screwups. But that doesn’t help Bosa now. He had to show up. Figure out a way to do it earlier. He only hurts himself (literally).
HailBandG How is he supposed to do it earlier if the Chargers aren’t budging on negotiations? They’re not going to negotiate in good faith, clearly – if he hurts himself he’s not going to get as lucky as Dante Fowler did with the Jags.
<--- wants to ride Ed Werders mustache Sorry if the truth hurts be Witten isn't as good as Ertz anymore. Witten's gotten slower and is way past his prime.
Chargers arent’ going to cut the #3 pick in the first couple of years, unless he is some sort of knucklehead. They were literally arguing over offset language in year #3. That’s just not worth a holdout that costs you your rookie training camp and almost all of the preseason.
It’s going to be funny if Trent misses the game with the injury he has right now. We will always remember the game Trent missed against the Cowboys because he was butthurt.
HailBandG So why is it not on management to agree to just do the offset language, one or the other? Bosa’s camp agreed to do it weeks before – Chargers camp just held out.
Wentzadelphia he wasn’t even better than him THIS week. not sure why he’s even on this list
Because they own the team. There is no downside for them. If Bosa stays hurt or unprepared, they’ll just blame the holdout. If he turns out good, they will have suffered nothing. For the next couple of years, they care about a new longterm stadium somewhere. That’s a billion dollar thing. Winning and their reputation among the current roster is secondary.
It’s kind of sad watching the old guy go out this way. He will be moved to some sort of office job next season.
I’m right.
no, I’m right
no, I’m right
no, I’m right
no, I’m right
no, I’m gay
this thread summed up
A few people in here tried this method over the week. LOL https://twitter.com/IgglesNest/status/776872328600834048
<--- wants Kanye instead of anthem Just because you lack reading comprehension doesn't mean you have to get nasty about it.
I expect big games from Zeke, Dez, Reed, and DeSean. It’ll be a high scoring affair in Landover.
Weech Splooz trying to reconcile with the game on Monday
Have you rewatched that movie recently? Not nearly as good as I remember it being in college, when people were hanging Boondock Saints posters on the wall.
I’d say high scoring is subjective, wouldn’t you?
But for these two teams, i’d say it is at this point lol
JosephR2225 I have not. I’ve been meaning to watch the sequel out of morbid curiosity, but I heard it disappoints.
I watched it recently, it was great. You’ve just joined Cloister in the Curmudgeon age
I think were gonna have to wait a week before we see Dez have a big game
JosephR2225 Some things never change, as you’ve noticed.
A few weeks probably. Not sure he’s the dominant receiver he once was.
I watched it again and was disappointed that Norman Reedus wasn’t killing zombies.
I hope you both play with your new Samsung phone in a dry haystack
Justin, you’re the one that thinks American Gangster is better than The Godfather , right?
‘Fat Albert’. He thinks ‘Fat Albert’ is better than ‘The Godfather’.
Weech I dunno, he always seemed like the guy whose a few fingers short of a full hand
Sir Squatch lol. I honestly enjoyed it more. I get the godfather hype because it was the first of its time. but that time has passed
curmudgeonwater That foot injury might be worse than we think. I hope it isn’t a career ender.
Twitter’s game feed last night was excellent. As was Verizon Wireless’ feed. Far cry from the streams of yesteryears.
https://twitter.com/drewdavison
Orlando Scandrick (hamstring), Jack Crawford (shoulder), Geoff Swaim (ankle) and Ron Leary (groin) questionable for the https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash on Sunday.
Weech Yahoo! and Twitter have been great on the streaming feeds so far.
Still ticked that both Sling and PlayStation Vue touted their NFL Network offerings but blacked out the game.
so stupid to not have Leary Active last week
Do you have Veirzon Wireless? They offer frees games without using your data to stream.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000703596/article/eagles-oc-carson-wentz-a-combo-of-luck-jim-kellyPublished: September 16, 2016 at 01:27 PM
The Philadelphia Eagles are clearly very happy with Carson Wentz. On Friday, their offensive coordinator compared him to not only Andrew Luck, but Hall of Famer Jim Kelly as well. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000703596/article/eagles-oc-carson-wentz-a-combo-of-luck-jim-kelly
LMAO
might come in handy though while I’m working on my house.
do you just use the NFL mobile app?
Weech ive been refreshing for like 20 minutes and this is the only comment 🙁
Elsewhere in league fines:
1. http://www.nfl.com/player/antoniobrown/2508061/profile was http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000703256/article/antonio-brown-on-league-fines-nothing-to-a-boss (touchdown celebration) and $6,076 for a uniform violation (powder-blue accents on cleats), Rapoport reported.
that is a lot of money for a powder blue accent
<-- misses showering w Foles I think it was Bradford that called meetings in the shower.
Came back to see it’s been an hour without 1 post. This has been a quiet Friday, especially for Cows/Skins rival week. More proof the place goes in the shitter when Curmudgeonwater isn’t here.
All 7 bears writers from the Sun Times picked the Bears plus both ESPN beat writers. Love when everyone goes the other way.
<-- misses showering w Foles He couldn't play, he's injured
<-- misses showering w Foles Sir Squatch I'd watch out lest you find yourself sleeping with the fishes. Godfather was more accurate I think.
I don’t get what are the reasons for Chicago winning. Only chance they really have if Alshon dominates and Eagles have no response. The Eagles are a better team. They were last year and they are this year
Tire148
It’ll make for some more entertainment while some wannabe singer butchers the national anthem.
I’ve never seen such a protest get so much publicity and be so ineffective. It’s been what a month and literally nothing has happened. I want all the players to take a kneel or sit down and if nothing happens fit a week STFU and move on. I can’t stand this head count anymore.
Tire148
I just wish the NFL would stop trying to marry patriotism and football. Enough already. Just play the damn game.
I’m OK with Eagles players doing this
It’ll mean a hell of A lot more if some white players join in.
Cuz it’s the only way all this may be taken seriously
The issues at hand, what the protesting is all about, are what minorities face. But any possible solution would require the efforts of all.
Who’s leading this though? Is a politician gonna go talk to Kaep and they’re gonna negotiate and policy? It’ll just put a temporary gas on the flame for the media to jerk off to then it’ll go away. I don’t get what kneeling during a song does.
RG3 told Wentz to “go out there and win the NFC East. I guess RG3 isn’t that bad after all.
Doug just said if/when Lane is suspended Wiz would probably next up at LG, not Seumalo.
Apparently the Washington website “Hog Heaven” doesn’t much like what Scot did this offseason.
“HH: Yes, Washington has a fundamental issue on defense with stopping the run. We’re garbage there. We were last year and we didn’t do much to improve in that department in the off-season. Dallas obviously should look to destroy us there and almost certainly will. I don’t think I can bear to watch Alfred Morris running all over us… The big problem is our DL. We don’t have a whole lot of talent there.”
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/9/17/12941584/dallas-cowboys-washington-run-defense-were-garbage-there-ezekiel-elliott-dak-prescott-kirk-cousins
You won’t find many fans who like our DL. Wish Scot would have upgraded there, for sure.
It’s a problem for sure that Scot has failed to fix…
Fiversons No Spin Zone he knows this team is a long term fix. can’t solve every issue right away
This should be the easiest to fix… He missed with Paea, Potroast was a one year stop gap, and the draft has yet to yield anything positive… I blame him for it, not our coaches…
Was there any “fallout” from Bruton and Norman yelling at each other?
Not trying to troll was just wondering if they addressed it at all.
I don’t think it was a very big deal. They just weren’t getting the calls in quick enough at first, apparently
That’s a good one fives, I’ll even give you a like.
Fives likes Cleveland steamers from Hillary.
Gotcha.
Getting the calls in was on Bruton?
He’s got the radio? That’s odd, normally it’s a lb.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze It goes from LB to S to CB I think. I don’t fucking know dude. I just know it was something with the playcalls. I don’t think it needs a full investigation
RG3 is such a great guy… was unfairly mistreated by the Redskins Organization and the ungrateful Fans.
Tire148 All 8 of the FF owners that started him needed to know.
Suddenly Eagles fans who hated the protests suddenly fully support it
Sir Squatch would you be so kind to call them out (list the names)…
Sir Squatch Since you are being a coward and and won’t name them… eat your charred poop and STFU ASSHOLE!
Fiversons No Spin Zone Well good for them… happy they had a change of heart…. glad the Eagles and Coach Pederson’s decision influenced them.
I thought they knew it was incomplete but they just wanted to go home.
You’re the dumbass that assumed I was referring to anyone in here, I don’t think Tire or Cloister give a shit either way
I never hated the protests. My concern was – and continues to be- that the reason for protesting would be overlooked Cuz of the association of the anthem to military and patriotism
Speaking of the NFL and the anthem…..I didn’t know about this
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/highlight/stephen-a-smith-points-out-nfls-paid-patriotism-problem
The NFL is a business, they make money… They aren’t patriotic… I still like the anthem before sports games..
I have to admit, I would probably support if any redskin player took a knee for the anthem…
Game Day Cunts! Skins going down faster than Kirk in the Blue Oyster club
Fiversons No Spin Zone
After the bomb attacks in NY & the stabbings/shootings in Minny yesterday, I’m not sure they should. They might want to put any demonstrations on hold for a week.
Personally, I’ve come around to the idea that the National Anthem shouldn’t be played at sporting events except perhaps those involving military schools or at games involving US National teams.
I thought the site got shut down for a second.
http://imgur.com/D0woIQb.jpg
#InJayWeTrust Revenant was so overrated. DiCaprio was undeserving of an oscar.
penguinfarmer makes up for years of being snubbed. How he didn’t win one for Wolf of Wall Street is just beyond me
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze yea it’d be sweet if we avoided that
I can’t believe I’m excited to watch that garbage. It’ll be brutal but one bad team will win.
Outside of a tie, I hope you do too so that the cows will be 0-2 and 0-2 in the div.
He will always have ties there. Still…he’s gonna want to show the Skins FO why they shouldn’t have let him go. I think he has a big day today.
<-#1 visitor at www.cowboys.com I think you should STFU ldds!!
#InJayWeTrust penguinfarmer That is always a stupid excuse. Only time I felt like he deserved it was for The Aviator. McConaughey absolutely deserved it for Dallas Buyers Club over Wolfie.
<-#1 visitor at www.cowboys.com I bought that same exact card, but for my penis. Unfortunately the hole was too small.
Fantasy rosters set. Skins picked in survivor pool. Weekly pick em set to win 16 points. DK lineups set to take my friends money. Wife’s cousin, cowboy fan coming over so I can teabag all day.
Today is a good day.
Sometimes I wish there were Redskins fans locally to watch the game with.
How do you pick the skins in a survivor pool?
Death wish?
Wa better teams today. I mean, seriously.
Not so fun fact but kinda interesting: I just realized Giants and Redskins are playing next week. Every team will have played two games in the division already but the Eagles, who won’t of played any.
Fuck I miss ALF. Such an awesome dude
https://twitter.com/breakburgundy/status/777522973267881984
I have no issue with Norman not following Dez. Breeland has a pretty good history of locking down Dez. He seems to do well vs big strong guys and struggle against little guys.
splooz Yea I don’t really worry about that. I worry about or interior DL not getting skullforked. That’s much more important
I don’t mind it either but the Skins should use the fact that teams shy away from Norman by giving Breeland bracket coverage help.
The pass rush is key this week. The Cowboys are going to want to run it for 200 yards. The Skins should be in their base much more this week and I like how the defense stacks up against the receivers. Keep the box stacked for the run and man up outside. I think that’s the key.
Stack the box, make Dak beat Breeland and Norman on the outside…
The good news is that Dez has been successfully defensed by both of the Skins corners.
Prayers are with him and his family and I hope he pulls a Brett Favre game out today.
Don’t mention FSU today. That was painful. That dude is going to pull off a Cam Newton season this year.
You should feel pretty good today. I’d hold off on the shots so you actually remember a game that your offense looked good.
Yeah, but they struggled last night in double OT against a team they should have walked. I’m just hoping for a 6-5 bowl season. That would be a nice success. I think they can get it. Defense is going to be good in a year or two.
BTW, I didn’t see this last week. He good
Mark Whicker @MWhicker03LANG Sep 16 Long Beach, CA
USC rookie Su’a Cravens was Washngton’s best defensive player last week, according to Pro Football Focus.
UCF broke my heart yesterday. That freshman acting like Johnny Manziel. It was hard to watch
Pro Football FocusVerified account @PFF Sep 12
Top-graded #Redskins defensive players
1. LB Su’a Cravens 83.4
2. LB Will Compton 82.6
3. CB Josh Norman 81.1
Road games can be tough. Terps are young but that new coach man…he’s good. I think you all are on your way to competing in Big 10.
Get this. Licht was the ‘Skins 3rd highest rated offensive player, per PFF
I’d love to have some Fridge ACC success with Durkin in the Big Ten. Recruiting has been a lot better.
Lol pff.
It’s a common saying for a reason.
Exactly. They have some sick recruiters now. Durkin was an OSU recruiting stud.
Cooley defends Licht to the death. I’m done with Kory. He’s the weak link on the line by far and he plays the second most important position.
Pro Football Focus last week:
Top defensive grades:
CB Brandon Carr, 84.7
Carr>Norman+Cravens
Skins played horribly last week it is true, but Cleveland was worse.
You mistake me. I pick the team that is playing the worst team in the league. So I pick the Skins this week in a romp.
Actually between ODB, Cruz, Sheppard, and Eli, the Giants are better.
So, there’s that
Really? I mean you disagree? Other than Brown name a WR currently playing for the Steelers.
And, even if you can, I’ll take the a giants guys. That nothing but legitimate.
Wow, I thought he was out
New York Giants @Giants 1m1 minute ago
Jason Pierre-Paul is ACTIVE today for #NOvsNYG. View today’s inactive players HERE: http://bit.ly/2cHVvqo
Just went to Walmart with my two year old both rocking our jerseys to get some stuff for the wife to make dips… Assistant store manager came up to me in the check out line and said I root for the redksins twice a year, and today is one of them, I hate Dallas…
# Dallas sucks
Gruden 0-2 in DC vs Cowboys.
At this rate, how many years until the Cowboys lose again in Washington?
Is Dallas even used to the heat? 88 and humid in DC. I know the Skins practice in worse shit all summer. Cowboys been out in nice Cali and then in their indoor practice stadium. Gonna cramp up.
This may be the best trash talk I’ve ever heard
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/777547450349391876?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
That was uncalled for. Why does it always have to get so personal?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Good thing our DL is loaded with talent and depth. Wait a second….
Norman didn’t want to go near Dez once he caught the ball.
Sigh. Points are nice but not all fg please. Lol
Dan Bailey is the only Cow I will allow to score. May we win 35-18
Matt Jones with his usual 2 rushes for 3 yards on that drive. LMAO
splooz Yea. Guess he didn’t wanna risk giving up field position
Kirk shouldn’t throw the ball more than 10 to 15 yards down field. He sucks when he throws it any farther.
Someone is going to the E.R. for Pizza Crust intoxication…
The Browns are up 20-2. Maybe they aren’t as bad as people think they are.
I might have mentioned this, but BALTIMORE SUCKS!
CLEVELAND 20-2!!!!
Dallas has run the exact same play 3 times and gouged us every single time. Preston Smith has no business in coverage, whatsoever. Our defensive scheme is absolute trash.
Josh McCown is out of the Cleveland game. Looks like Kody Kessler will be taking snaps.
honeybadger23 Who on EARTH thought it was a good idea to put Preston in coverage. Just hire a 4-3 DC and cut the bullshit
We are losing to the Texans and Alex Smith can’t do anything about it
Exactly. We’d be much better off with Smith and Kerrigan keeping their hands in the dirt and rushing on every play.
Fuck this.
They realize that there’s no point in rushing him vs Tyron. Might as well put him somewhere.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Just stop running the ball with Matt Jones. Just dont do it. Fuck it. Throw it 72 times.
Of course there’s a flag. This team loves shooting itself in the foot
The Redskins run gams might be the worst the league has seen in a long time.
Keep throwing the ball to the other team Kirk. LMAO
DallasCowboysSux Bench Kirk, trade for Garappolo
2 minutes in the 2nd quarter and another TD pass by Jimmy G. His third of the Day.
We should have traded for Bradford
-Joplin
Jimmy G is 14-17 195 yards and 3 TDs in 17 minutes.
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper They can still trade for Chase.
It’s always fun cleaning house and starting over for the Redskins. I enjoy researching our net HC candidates.
fucking Patriots just killing it without Brady. fuck, fuck, fuck
Holy Shit, Matt Jones just ran the ball for 7 yards. WOW
Couldnt step into that one and doesnt have the arm to be able to get it there without stepping into the throw….for 9 yards
No way you can overturn that TD call based on those replays
The better question is why was he not the #4 pick in the draft
I heard DCS has a Jerry Jones poster on his bedroom wall….
Frenchie! Best D line in the league. – Justin
Frenchie! Best D-line in the league. – Justin
Fuck you Lethal Weapon ads. Fuck you where you shit with Ron Mexico’s dicl
Okay AB ruined Breeland. Norman needs to follow Dez. Fuck this.
” You cannot overthrow DeSean Jackson”
Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
” ” You cannot overthrow DeSean Jackson”
Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”
-Kirk
Kirk Cousins isnt Peyton Manning after all….U0001f633
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper Exactly. Kirk has a stronger arm
” ” You cannot overthrow DeSean Jackson”
Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”
-Kirk
– Weech’s novio
splooz it don’t matter. his back up will probably do better
Why does Linehan’s offense look so much better now than when he was the Rams head coach?
Compton is all over the place. If he was just a little bigger, he’d be a monster.
Why was Dez saying he was open? Norman was there until Dez threw the ball the other way. lmao
Lions have had 3 tds called back due to penalties. Including 2 in a row on this drive
Lol 3 holding penalties in a row for the Lions
1st and goal at the 26 yard line
Matt Jones should be on dancing with the stars the way he dances around in the backfield.
LOL Lions. They had 1st and goal at the 1. Now it’s 3rd and goal from the 25.
It’s looking more and more like the Redskins did the right thing in not signing Kirk to a long term deal.
Kirk has done a piss poor job managing this game. Guys open left and right. Take what’s there
with this defense, Dallas has to stop settling for FG’s or it is going to be a long season
Nice of the Redskins to take a timeout to give the Cowboys some extra time to score again with their 3 Timeouts.
Great half by Dallas. Need to convert those RZ opps though. Won’t win with FGs especially with this big gains in the passing game.
I’m not liking Dan the Man’s KOs. They’re not reaching the endzone.
I don’t think Hall has ever seen someone laying on the ground he didn’t hit. He probably spears his wife when she’s doing yoga.
splooz Seriously. Gonna get double digit late hit penalties this year
By the way, Chris Thompson absolutely wrecked 31 on the blitz
And these guys wonder why I feel good about the Eagles chances at the division title…
Frenchie! every team has a chance, it is a weak division
The Redskins looked horrible last week and not much better this week.
Ravens just scored a TD which makes it 20-19
Crowder got fucking NAILED by the padding behind the end zone
honeybadger23 Looks like it. I honestly didn’t expect him to get up from that.
IDK why they don’t just go 5WR every play. Dallas doesn’t have the pass rush to cover.
<-#1 visitor at www.cowboys.com whole lotta ball game left ldds
The westies are having a gay circle jerk over there….id better stay over here awhile
How do you let someboo come in your house and disrespect you like that washington
Weech He had 20 minutes in the pocket. What did you expect him to do?
Ours may be worse. They’re out their two starting DTs. We’re at “full strength”
Win or lose this game. I’m in awe at how well he’s playing. It’s astounding.
He could of come on here and posted a picture of him scoring the td with all the time he had….lol
Lol….he may be able to kick FGs but what a horrible onside attempt
THANK YOU. He used his legs. Learned a lesson from last week
Weech He had literally just turned around after he caught it
LOL he’s lost a step for sure. Wasn’t he the fastest TE when the Niners drafted him?
Man, it’s weird watching the Lions without #81 out there anymore.
Until our attempt fails miserably and the defense promptly gives up a TD after it.
Then you’d be pissed.
honeybadger23 we could pin them at the 1 and they’d give up a 99 yard drive
We should just pin ourselves at the 1 to try to get the ball back faster.
I expected that honestly. He’s no good except when he plays us
I thought the Brees effect would get him to the next level TBH
You know you wanna thtow a pick six Kirk Cousins….we all know you want to….don’t dissappoint us
except we’re starting two rookies. You guys have 2015’s most accurate passer.
All of those last places for the Skins. LOL
I’m not sure why you felt the need to use the word “except” there. Regardless of who is playing on either side of the ball, both offenses have looked like shit in the RZ.
Sterling Shepard is a bad man. Helluva rookie class this year. Sans Doctson.
Trent Murphy beat Tyron Smith for a sack. Everything I know about life is a lie
Why is Dallas bringing out that skinny guy who stands far back on 4th down? I’m yet to see this.
Youve got a fucking LB out on thompson. Just run a fucking slant with Thompson.
That was triple fucking coverage. Good thing we threw 2 fades and 0 runs.
Frenchie! Kirk looks really bad this year.
Weech He had a shitty game last week as well.
3. Overthrew Jackson, overthrew Compton, couldn’t lead Doctson.
Not gonna bitch about a 57 yard completion when I can bitch about 2 terrible fades and a throw into triple coverage.
Cousisn footwork was terrible on the pick too. Just horrible play by him.
Murphy slipped being tackled by a 330lb man who was falling on top of him.
Wow, they made an adjustment for the bootleg…it only took most of the game….and they still give up a first down.
It’s about time for Skins fans to start blaming the refs.
I don’t really have the words for this buttfucking form the zebras.
Did anyone else see Free just grab Kerrigan like his life depended on it after he got beat?
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Kerrigan is dominating Free. Should have had 2 sacks on that drive.
honeybadger23 Nobody touched him the play earlier but his slow ass couldn’t get to the QB
Dallas D vs Kirk Cousins. What happens when a very stoppable force meets an easily movable object.
Yoshii – the HOF panty dropper They own the NFC East basement.
We are allowed to play defense
-Cowboys….Redskins
I just dont get that playcall if youre going to go for it on 4th anyway.
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DeShone Kizer is going to look great in Burgundy and Gold
Doesn’t matter. Cupcake Cousins ain’t driving down the field in 1:39
Cruz the hero
Blown play by the Saints. DB goes for the interception instead of batting it down
Wow. It only took until 1:39 left in the game but we finally stopped the same play.
At least this game may help my sack bet…give us a sack for that!
Jones shouldn’t have touched that. Should have let it roll for a few seconds
Why wouldn’t you put Jackson back there in that situation?
LOL Redskins 0-2 and back in the basement where you belong.
Cousins couldnt even throw the ball into the end zone. For fucks sake. Couldnt even give the WRs a chance.
Smell you next week losers….Go Cowbows!!!!
Yep
I don’t know how that dB didn’t know time and situation on that 3rd and long. He bats it down, Saints probably win
Seriously though, Kirk is to blame on this one. Two clear TD’s and that endzone pick?
He’s so bad.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I liked Mark Rypien…that was my boy back in the day
Shorty coverage on the D didn’t help but 2-5 in the red zone blows
Lions choke away a win
Browns choke away a win
Skins give away a win
See a theme here guys?
He should have. Dallas had so many defensive gaffs. Gruden had a great call on that Doctson bomb though.
Weech Don’t you ever confuse me with that Northern sack of classless shit again. I will cut you.
Norman didnt give up a catch today. What are you talking about.
Hey! I resent that!
That’s French Northern sack of classless shit to you!
You know it’s a rough season when your team is 0-2 and you are talking about how good a CB did today. LMAO
Frenchie! The French makes everything after that redundant.
0 rec 0 yards against Norman. Your troll failed. Just give up.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Yep, Kirk looked like poop
Fuck you, I’m. Going to drink high gravity beers and now my lawn…
Overthrowing Crowder, underthrowing Doctson. Red zone pick. Cousins cost us this one
Frenchie!
I know you think they suck but the Giants defense is pretty good. 13 points to Brees with 6 points scored by the offense is a job well done.
Is there a question here or did you mistype a question mark?
Teidden rep138
26 points in two games and -4 in takeaways is a real problem.
Lmao. You tried to troll a CB who shut down every receiver he covered. You failed miserably.
honeybadger23 Teidden is a little….”special”. Give him a break
Beast curse didn’t waste anytime this year
I mean, redskins suck, but the 4th pick in the draft got pulled from the game for sucking against the worst run defense in the league.
If you had to deal with these insufferable bandwagon fans in SoCal, you wouldn’t be saying that.
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Wentzadelphia I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s like you re-used this from previous seasons.
Fuck. First win my team has in who knows how long and I wasn’t able to watch the game. How was it? The box score looks like it was a bit of a snoozer, who were the standout players for each team?
Let it be known that minutes after an awful loss there’s like 5 Redskins fans here. We might support a shitty team but we don’t run from it
Imagine how different the game would have been if they hadn’t kept trying to use that bust Elliott
It was a horrible game. Both teams were shit in the RZ. Cousins threw a pick in the end zone and missed out of 3 TDs due to poor throws.
honeybadger23 Oh snap. I saw the pick in the box score but I didn’t know about the poor throws.
He had Jackson and Crowder wide open deep and overthrew both, then underthrew Doctson late which allowed Jones to catch up to him (and the pick in the end zone came after the throw to Doctson)
Have fun insulting each other, I can’t stay. I’ll talk shit after I see the NFL network replay or something. Have a good one motherfuckers.
Dox should have done something besides run out there though. Coulda cut inside or tried to bowl him over.
Im drunk and pissed off. My wife’s stupid ass cousin over here live facebooking. Just fml.
Giants D did better today
Still not a believer. But they were much better than last week
Is it to soon to call the Giants a dynasty again ?
honeybadger23 I like this one more. It suits someone or something in a tuxedo.
0 catches on him. 2-3 passes defensed. Stripped Zeke. Guess that’s overrated.
He has no confidence at all right now and it shows. He was on his heels all game.
Breeland should be subbed in at goal line to stop fades. It’s all he can do.
Splooz can start talking about the NATS now till they choke in a few weeks, then he’ll be MIA untill 2017
choyboy0724 We don’t pick and choose our teams ba sed off who’s winning, unlike you
Kirk Cousins is now 6-0 as a starter when he throws the ball less than 30 times in a game and 5-16 when he throws it 30 times or more. Franchise QB????? LMAO
Missed two huge passes and under threw what should have been another TD
honeybadger23 tells the truth about how bad the cowboys pass defense it
This is true..it’d look even worse for Dallas if Kirk didnt miss Jackson and Crowder too
COWBOYS 27
REDSKINS 23
Have a good week fuckers! I sure will
Weech He is not a very good fantasy QB right now.
Who was it that thought Arizona was going to have trouble with the Buccs
Sir Squatch I’d troll some more about recent events/that abortion of a football game but I didn’t see any of it.
Foot planted and back backwards, can’t walk on that leg now
splooz I hope that tiny PPR machine still lives and breathes.
We need to abandon the fucking fade and try running the ball from 1st and goal at the 5.
Cole Beasley: 12.5 points
Jamison Crowder: 15.9 points
You all get a well-earned 72 hour break from Beenthere. You’re welcome.
Has this been discussed?
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/777612700155162625
HEY OH!
Keep the seat warm for Romo, please. His age has slowed his metabolism.
Sir Squatch Just commenting on the general state of things. Although I’m sure something terrible will happen now that I just said that.
Sir Squatch Well now that you mention it: Doug Martin now doubtful to return with a hammy.
Great PPR back for sure. Also glad I avoided the Dougernaut although it seems a lot of my choices so far this season have been poor, fantasy wise.
Teidden At least he can move his fingers and toes. Close call.
Exactly. 2 games of work tell us everything we need to know.
Cut him.
Weech Should’ve just signed ALF and gotten an impact player on D. But we shall sees.
I’m fine with it. only 2 games in. He’s shown progress over last week which is a great sign.
Our Pass rush is fucking horrible. And STILL crawford got to Kirk twice.
Weech Certainly far from the plug’n’play hype we were getting to start.
Less to do with production and more to do with ball security. They needed yards and no turnovers to try and seal the game.
Weech If Romo were in it would be different. but they can stack the box right now with impunity.
Had some Detroit picks in my Survivor pool. A few Jags ones too. Let s go Chargers!
“Many of the Browns scouts fired before the draft favored Carson Wentz”
Still only one game so far, but still lol.
I have L Murray in both my money leagues. Such a value pick so far.
Man, we didn’t threaten the deep ball at all these two weeks. that’s gonna cost us soon.
Man, that kid looks good. Especially with Cruz and ODB getting all the defensive attention.
Dongtavious Steelwang I just don’t understand how saber-like metrics can be used for football. I can understand baseball, but what on earth would they measure to find commonalities between successful QBs?
Cool. That’s all. Nice to see TD’s instead of FG.
There there.
At least McC didn’t give Kirk that lucrative contract.
One of the bright spots, I was happy to see Doctson playing well
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang There have been some interesting pre-draft QB evaluation metrics that have proved fruitful. But again, it’s never an exact science. I think FBO had something – it graded Russell Wilson extremely high.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stat-analysis/2015/introducing-qbase
Sir Squatch He proving to be a good red zone threat?
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer But this may be an evaluation system that told Cleveland that Robert Griffin was a good option. I can find a basic number of games missed that will counter anything.
<-#1 visitor at www.cowboys.com "When you score touchdowns instead of settling for field goals, it increases your likelihood of winning the game." -LDDS Madden
Lupo He had a slow start against the Falcons too.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Which is fair. Player success is dependent on a lot of factors, the biggest is probably the coaching staff knowing how to actually use the guy after the player actually having the tools/composure to play as a QB.
Teidden That ebonic chant needs to die with the Saints’ season already.
I don’t understand why Jeff Fisher keeps his job when the Rams stink every year.
Maybe metrics can be applied for other positions, but I just can’t see anything for a QB other than the eye test, and that itself yields a marginal success rate across the league.
Broncos have their Play CTE camp all set up for the young’uns.
penguinfarmer Yeah. You never really know for sure until the guy is under center and taking some real hits/under real pressure. What’s he do next?
Zeke had a better game. Not worried about him yet.
I almost got the score right. 27-20
We get two straight opponents with short rest. Hoping he continues his progress vs. Chicago.
I don’t know how you can say that. I get not freaking out but he did not look like he had a good day running
The badboy Bob “He’s really good with teams that transition from one city to another”
Mytee32 This is why I love 1pm games. I can either enjoy the rest of the NFL games with no anxiety after a win, or tune everything else out after a loss and actually get shit done on a Sunday afternoon.
He had a better game than last week did he not? I am not worried. Enmity started off slow too. Come week 5-6…I will make another judgment.
penguinfarmer Mytee32 I somewhat envy the West Coast. It doesn’t dominate their entire day/at least the late game ends at like 8PM.
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer Mytee32 Yeah, I would love for the games to start at 10am like the London games.
Cowboys did the same to same. 1st and goal? Oh, fade route to Dez.
penguinfarmer <-#1 visitor at http://www.cowboys.com Bout to go in the stirrups
One thing of note, once Golston went out the Skins run D and pressure improved. Funny how that worked
It’s embarrassing that the Raiders still deal with dirt on their field in 2016.
Weech You shouldn’t be so hard on their players. They’re trying as hard as they can.
Weech I’ve played pickup on a baseball turf field and got torn up by the dirt. Embarrassing that the pros have to.
I see the Skins fans now know what it feels like when you see at least two scoring opportunities missed. Lol
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch Racist. Just because they’re guineas doesn’t make them all mobsters.
Lupo Allen Robinson seems like a poor investment at this moment
Dongtavious Steelwang Yes. And he somehow got a fleshlight past security.
I had a choice between Yeldon, TY, and Crowell. I chose incorrectly 🙁
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch But I’ve seen the Sopranos
Nah, we’ve been bad in the Redzone for two years, it’s not new to us
Sir Squatch Oh I thought you meant Corey Coleman. Regret everything then
Oh no Squatch i am talking about sure TD’s not redone misses. Two overthrown TD’s is what I am talking about
Weech It would not surprise me considering how odd and mysterious his whole injury/sickness thing has been
Sir Squatch If it makes you feel better I cut Coleman last week and I cut Crowell earlier this morning.
“I’ll never start Crowell” I says
“This dude never breaks out” I says
*sob*
lol. Rams show up for two games a year. And that’s against the hawks.
Lupo He’s a nothing special receiver on a team loaded with receiving options
I thought he was THE pickup for the Cards as far as WRs go. I’m surprised.
Weech He had concussion issues in the preseason, I avoided him.
So I got a new washer in my apartment from management….it’s so poorly balanced it’s violently wobbling out of the closet during the spin cycle.
Sir Squatch Maybe if I chop it up into tinier pieces it’ll balance out
Dongtavious Steelwang Sounds like Mosley at a Soul Cycle class.
Sir Squatch He might be busy working a game right now, I’ll ask him to check his cell
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Side note – do you have renter’s insurance, Flippers? Was debating getting some
So there’s 2 top end QB prospects coming out. How many teams are gonna be searching for a QB besides the Browns? I can’t think of many
<-#1 visitor at www.cowboys.com No broke bones, so he's fine.
#InJayWeTrust They’re too black for Chip’s liking, you’re fine
Cows and Cards are gonna pick after us. Rams not looking for a QB
Sir Squatch It is not. I doubt anything will happen but this apartment is poorly wired and we’re living above a restaurant.
Catching up on the news. Hate birthday parties on Sunday.
Plenty will.
NYJ, Buffalo maybe, Skins maybe, Dallas maybe, Minny maybe, SF maybe, AZ (if Carson hangs em up), NE (if Tom hangs em up), Cleveland, KC maybe, Chicago maybe, and Denver maybe
Lupo They’re one of the few teams where their situation is good enough to carry them on. Bengals and Texans come to mind as teams that could be champ contenders with a better QB.
Kirk at least gave us a chance to lose at the end. Some of these jagoffs aren’t even kind enough to give their teams a reacharound.
splooz Kirk barely redeeming his fantasy value so far. Goodness
Browns definitely picking #1. So it’s between us and SF for the 2nd QB
Stop it. Honestly if we’re picking top 4 we want Lenny Fournette and to roll with Kirk one more year while drafting a QB later.
I can’t believe Kirk overthrew Crowder and DJax, I didn’t think he had the arms for it
Crowder coulda had that ball. I think we need to get J-Dox involved more and faze Garcon out.
At this rate, you’ll get him on a severe discount. But would you want him? Still lots of football to play.
Lupo Yay parity / crippling injuries giving us parity
The injury attrition is just brutal. How can anyone suggest 18 games?
So much left to play and he’s been a mediocre QB. The problem is that the Skins need him to be a great QB to win. I think they continue to build around him and if he doesn’t improve then you replace in a year or two or when his contract demands don’t match his prodcution.
That was an excellent play call on the Doctson monster catch. DJacc took 3 defenders with him.
Byron Jones and Mo had an excellent game. Hitchens, Carr, and Free not so much.
I’m going to crown the Giants D as a top 5 right now
Perfect season for Eli and his shitbags to pull one of their patented 9-7 super bowl seasons.
They stopped letting us get away with it on that crucial TD drive.
Yes, That’s two in a row for him. I’m also really impressed with Jones. that catch he allowed by Reed was great coverage. Reed is just that good.
Dak sets record for most passes to start career with 75 (Moon, 72).
I didn’t want to say it but I’m glad somebody pointed out the obvious.
At least our pass rush looked ok today. 4 sacks with 1 negated due to Norman’s brushing Dez’s mask and a lot more pressure. That was…encouraging.
Our ILBs are shit in coverage outside of Su’a and he’s a rookie. Dez did a lot of his damage in the slot too against zones.
Sir Squatch He refuses to blitz. And I’ve been saying the adjustments thing for a while. Our D gets worse as each game goes on
Games like the Saints Giants are why I’m glad I don’t bet anymore. Everyone and their mother had that game as a shootout/over.
Joe Barry is not a very good d coordinate… But then again we don’t have s very good defense…
I sure hope he gets replaced next year. Would be nice if we had Wade Phillips 🙁
I can’t blame all of it on him… Our d line is the worst I can recall it being… And then there is a problem called Kirk cousins…
LT for Seattle keeps jumping early and getting away with it
Sir Squatch They are bad enough that the Refs are cutting them a break
Vereen more carries(by one) and more success today than Jennings. Mean anything?
I’m glad we have reached the time of year I no longer have any expectations and can hair enjoy foogtabll??⚾️
Fiversons No Spin Zone Well, I am rooting for you guys next week
splooz Not really. At 0-2 you have a 12% chance of making the playoffs.
I think if we had a decent defense and a good QB, we could easily win 10 games this year…
That’s not true… And stop trying to make me feel better as noble as a Man U are… U should troll instead…
splooz
At 0-3 you have approximately 0% chance of making the playoffs. No team that started 0-3 since 2002 has made the playoffs (69 teams).
Conversely, for the GIants starting 3-0 gives them a 72% chance
Thanks for letting me know Francis… I had no idea…
That’s why I’m here, make sure you get an idea.
#InJayWeTrust
“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.” –
We just need to keep rebuilding… Keep building that foundation…
Speaking of centers… What is the record number of games a center has had a fake start? I think Kory holds the record for that…
Let’s just say team, DC needs a new team.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
You need to down a good bottle of wine. The day after a bad loss always starts better with a hangover
They should make an anti conton, and Kory shall lead them there…
I’m already ahead of you bill… Still ahead but good advice…
I believe one exists already. It’s located in Landover, MD.
It’s bullshit that my primary physician can’t just give me a Rx for CDC’s recommended vaccinations. I have to pay another co-pay just to get see another “travel” doc so he can give me the same Rx.
They have to make money… Just pay for a visit… Cheap bastard…
If I want meds, i go to my PP. Why do i have to go to a “travel” doc? Dumb.
Did they have a fade route completed against them?
It will come. He is a rookie. He and the Cowboys still have a conservative game plan for him. This week was an improvement for he and Zeke.
2 Games , 0 TDs AND 0 INTs
Fiversons No Spin Zone Fivers whats with the avatar
Just continuing the theme of the redksins sucking…
Weech I dunno, I think we’d all rather beat each others teams while they’re good and not useless orphan people who can’t even throw downfield right.
Weech I mean it still can’t be as bad as Eagles-Cowboys last year…but still.
Just like last year with the eagles fans only the Redskins didn’t see how bad there team really is
She’s been cleaning all day they are good a sweety
Who gets the credit on a lunch of lateral bullshit like in Oakland?
It appears the guy who caught the initial pas gets the reception credit.
AND Teammates complaining about Kirk! #EastDrama
Om going to be hateful and spiteful with my name this week Weech. Just an fyi.
FWIW, I’ve talked to a couple sources that indicated to me that the fans are also complaining about Kirk Cousins
I lost 70 bucks in the last second from that coleman score in dk. Just a real shitty day.
They could be worse as in 0-2 instead of 1-1
What duo the Skins fans think of the game? I had to flip through them and the Steelers game. Saw mostly the Steelers game
Tire148 Kirk sucks. D Line was 10x better with Golston out. Murphy had a decent game. Norman is pretty dang good. Elliott is a benched bust. I miss ALF L(
Conner Mcdavid, Jack Eichel, Auston Mathews, how is that for a hockey line?
That new stadium is slick. Looks an awful lot like a other one in North Texas dow
I’m impressed with the lack of Packers fans. That’ll change once they start sucking again
Reddkins players upset with Cousins. It’s only gonna get worse if they’re 0-3 after next week #beastcurse
choyboy0724 good thing he played bad, or he would have had 600 yards passing
Sam Bradford looks just as gay in purple as he did in green.
JosephR2225 That used to be our quarterback *sniffle*
See the Beast Curse lurks. She pounces when least expected. Lol.
<-He likes DAK! only thing worse than the beast curse is the browns curse.
choyboy0724 Wouldn’t it be nice to see the Redskins match the Lions record from 2008
Are skins fans going to try and convince the blog that Kirk played well again this week because he threw for a lot of yards?
It’s nice seeing the Skins back where they belong.
curmudgeonwater you don’t know our skins fans very well. they are brutaly honest in their distaste for captain kirk.
choyboy0724 I can’t wait for him to start posting this seasons standings.
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So when the potheads come back, how much will the dallas defense improve?
Vikings have been hitting on every defensive high pick the past few years and it’s paying off.
That trade is still astonishing every time you think about it.
MacNabb, Foles, Bradford. I don’t understand it, but you gotta give them credit.
Good news for the rest of us is with the Skins sucking that anus will claim ski season came early.
Intentional Grounding drives me crazy. More particularly the lack of intentional grounding calls.
Team North America 2, Team Finland, in the first period
JosephR2225 Hands to the face is starting to become that way, calling it only when it hurts
Is it me or did they just show in the TD replay Jordy Nelson ‘pushing off’. Seems like the ‘fake block’ is a lot like pushing off.
Obie Juan and Only And isn’t being locked up with a defender while the QB still has the ball called holding?
JosephR2225 Agreed. Howie must of asked himself “What would Jerry Jones do…” and then did the opposite.
The badboy Bob The Eagles got at least a draft pick for all of them in trades. LMAO
Wentzadelphia The badboy Bob baffling but true, and good draft picks too
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only Just seems like offensive WRs get called for that all the time. It is a well designed play if it is legal just seems like it shouldn’t be legal as most WRs and TEs only need 2 yds of separation to make it easy pitch and catch.
i hope Bridgewater makes it back. That was nasty though.
Cause Collinsworth sucks. I wonder if PFF graded that positively
I think the offense has a one yard cushion beyond the LOS in which there is no OPI. Otherwise no WR would ever get off a jam. The ball was snapped at the 1 and Jordy pushed off before entering the end zone.
#InJayWeTrust bring back the other QB, whatever his name is
The badboy Bob I do too. He just has to sit and watch a team that finally has some talent look good without him. Fitzpatrick was able to demand the dough because of the uncertainty (justified) of Geno. Vikings won’t be confident in Brdigewater for a while after he is back. Bradford has to be one of the luckiest under performers of all time.
Tire148 They’ve already graded half of todays game, how is that even possible? Their staff must be huge
Sir Squatch Collinsworthless is a bandwagon commentator. If team is struggling then everything is dower. If a team is coming back ‘just like we said they have the ability to move the ball…’
He is an idiot.
Redksins defenses is anemic… Kirk sucks a big one…
They start grading on Tuesday for that week’s games. Since it’s all pretty much random, they might as well get a head start.
Fiversons No Spin Zone He cash the big one, check that is.
As he should have and good for him… Won’t be getting them anymore…
Fiversons No Spin Zone The Redskins are who we thought they were. I don’t understand why Scot didn’t try to do something to help the D-line and try to get a good RB.
Fiversons No Spin Zone thank god he sucks, or he would have gotten 600 yards passing. not pumping up Kirk, just very concerned about the dallas defense
What’s funny is that the Vikings gave the big picks for Bradford because they think they have a chance to win a SB….do they not know they are in the same division as Green Bay?
Obie Juan and Only meh, i don’t know if Green Bay is that scary
The Vikings could regress to a 6 win team this season.
I wonder if one day Aaron Rodgers will be as good as Carson Wentz
The badboy Bob Fiversons No Spin Zone With good reason, this season would have been completely unwatchable if Dak hadn’t turned out to be pretty good.
Tire148 He could be he just needs to start using his left arm to throw and hit himself in the head with a hammer.
#InJayWeTrust Nah, Dak had a play just like that where he managed to throw it away though.
The badboy Bob Wentzadelphia Me too, I ‘liked’ them both.
The badboy Bob Wentzadelphia Me too and the end of the video on the tweet is funny.
I’m rooting for Bradford. Obviously he’s not great, but he seems like a nice dude. Hope he has success in MIN
LOL https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/777673717715435520
The badboy Bob looks like the wrist on his non-throwing hand, so not the worst thing possible
#InJayWeTrust He came up to the line fussing with the hand, you could tell it was an issue
#InJayWeTrust The guy has a shit ton of luck until he gets on the field. Last first overall pick with a FA contract, traded, cashes in Philly, traded to a good offensive team, likely to do Ok so that when Bridgewater comes back he ends up with an FA deal somewhere….$100 million in earnings…
#InJayWeTrust It’s an issue for holding the ball though, doesn’t seem like he can use that hand at all
I think Denver wins the superbowl again. They massively improved at QB.
His next contract and if he gets one will be decided by how he plays for the Vikings.
The badboy Bob I’ve been really surprised by SIemian. They’re certainly gonna be a force again. That D is so good
The redskins are so far away from being s good team…
I know. It’s tough, Fives. But this is the first time in a long time I’ve believed in the guy running the show. It might take longer than we’d like, but I remain hopeful that one day we’ll get there.
Fiversons No Spin Zone is their a good team in the nfc east?
I still believe in Scott, I just think he let us down this season…
Tire148 The run defense is better than you thought, or Elliott is really bad
Has Scot drafted anyone in the late rounds that’s developed so far? Your best players are cast offs from other teams and Reed
Kyshoen Jarrett last year. Got him in the 6th, and he was damn good. Became a starter by the end of the year. Then the nerve issue basically ended his career
Fiversons No Spin Zone True about a center but you failed to mention RB. I’m not sold on Matt Jones and his stand up style of running.
I like Jay and Scott… I really do… I don’t like our roster…
Elliot has been bad for two weeks. He’s bad till he proves otherwise
Tough to really develop too many late round guys in just two drafts. Jamison Crowder was a 4th round pick who looks like he can be a decent role player.
The badboy Bob I think Brady is gonna give them everything they can handle
Wentzadelphia Fiversons No Spin Zone Maybe the Cowboys will give them McFadden for a 1st rounder.
NBC’s live stream has now played some Fedex Cup golf commercial four times in a row.
Bruhhhhhh WTF is that? Part of his fucking hand is like popping out
#InJayWeTrust glad i am watching the hockey game, because this sounds gross
I understand that but it just doesn’t seem like they have any breakout players. I agree with Crowder though. I don’t see Redskins fans touting any young guys on here. Maybe I just haven’t seen it.
The badboy Bob it’s not that bad. Just not something I’d seen before
After watching how horrible the Skins played to day gives me the feeling we won’t be seeing Bobby III Sticks for a while
Tire148 Smith, Crowder, Compton. I’m a fan of Grant and Ross as well
All of his draft picks so far have been good. Scherff is great, Preston is good. Su’a Cravens was great today
The badboy Bob Hockey is too slow, not enough scoring. This game is 7-7, see what I mean.
Obie Juan and Only The badboy Bob team north america is insane, so much talent
“Doctson. Doctson! We’ve got Doctson here!!!!
See? Nobody cares.”
JosephR2225 He hasn’t been on the field long enough for us to talk him up too much. Had a nice 57 yard catch today, but that was basically because Dallas’ defense is dumb
This isn’t a criticism of Doctson; This is just what I always think of when I hear his name.
#InJayWeTrust If Kirk didn’t suck that would have been a TD
But you traded 2 other 1st round picks for him. So he had to be good for at least 3 years
Just looked at a mock draft for the first time this season. So that’s where we’re at right now. Gonna be a long year.
But 1 year is still more than 3 times longer than 0 years, technically
I’ve already looked at a few after the trade. Only way I get excited about college football
Sir Squatch Sounds right. I don’t view LG as a big need personally. I’d rather double up on DL or take a QB high
Don’t give up hope! I think at this time last year you changed your username to #FailForCardale for a short while, which now looks stupid on multiple levels.
JosephR2225 I absolutely did. I flirted with #CompromiserForKizer about 5 hours ago
#InJayWeTrust Not huge need, but we need the depth. Need Dline, S the most
Sir Squatch Good thing is we have like 10 picks. Regardless of how this season turns out, this draft is really important for the franchise’s future
Tire148 look retarded act retarded, autistic, not retarded
A QB Sneak with Sam Bradford and a terrible OL seems…. ill advised.
JosephR2225 It can’t be that hard. If not sneak, at east give it to the FB.
The badboy Bob
Give her a call. When her contract with Rodgers is up she’ll be looking for someone else.
Tire148 I forgot about Treadwell. Haven’t even seen him on the field
Quick Howie!! Ryan Mathews to the Vikings for a 2018 1st and 4th!!
I feel like I say this a lot, but remember when people thought Kyle Rudolph was gonna be as good as Gronk?
The badboy Bob There was a time people thought he was great
Rodjahs-Jordy starting to heat up. Gonna be full go so they can skullfork the ‘Skins in like 2 months
Rodgers looks like Stafford out there. He alternates between chucking it to a covered WR and hoping his guy comes down with it, and getting sacked.
Bradford up 3, with an opportunity to drive and make it a 10 point game and put it away. So he’s gonna throw a pick in the red zone
anyway, team north america kicks ass. finland are just a speed bump until the eventual coronation of the north american juggernaut
fucking mexicans are contributing nothing to this team though. fucking freeloaders
The Packers offense has been kinda garbage for a little while.
McCarthy is a terrible coach. Just let a Rodgers sit in the pocket scramble and hope someone is open.
what’s the name of that #26 corner on the Vikings? They haven’t mentioned that kid, like at all.
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Josh Norman was upset after the game about having to take a drug test. His point: would waiting one day really change anything?https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/777615716849709056 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=777615716849709056 https://twitter.com/intent/like?tweet_id=777615716849709056
Skins secondary going to have their hands full with three headed attack of Shepard OBJ and Cruz.
As long as Norman doesn’t get in anybody’s head. Lol
Teidden Will be an interesting test to see if the pass rush can disrupt Eli enough to support the secondary
So I’m assuming that Norman will follow OBJ around. Wonder how they are going to work the rest of the coverage.
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/777619776629800966 Hey Dak has got a record already. Kewl
Fuws, are you happy with Daks play? I didn’t see anything yesterday that made me think he’s going to be more than a backup game manager type (which is a great job in the NFL). Just wondering your thoughts
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Actually I am . All I want right now is for him to hold down the fort. He is a fourth round pick. I’m not expecting him to take the league over his first year. Plus they aren’t demanding much of Dak right now.
Poised
Doesn’t make costly mistakes and it seemed he was more patient and accurate with his throws this week.
The future? Who knows. Right now. He’s doing just fine
<-He likes DAK! It's also still fairly early (2 games in). They're not asking too much of him right now.
<-He likes DAK! I'm pretty bitter and negative this morning but attempting to contain a full out troll fest reaction
Lol. Trust me there will be others who doesn’t see that a few plays different and Dallas loses. Which is why I am not gloating that much.
Plagiarized! Get your own material Dongtavious. L
<-He likes DAK! It's too damn early on the East coast for me to. I'LL DO AS I PLEASE
boo this man
I want the Eagles to leave this game unscathed
FBI says Ahmad Khan Rahami, wanted for questioning over NYC explosion, is to be considered armed and dangerous
Sir Squatch Damn. iPhone on that emergency alert too.
Sir Squatch What game were you watching then or did you just skip out on the winning drive?
Yesterday Dak was 22/30 (73%), almost a 10yd/pass avg, 0 INTs, 103.5 QB rating, avoided multiple sacks with his ‘game management skills’, and engineered a ‘game manager’ late 4th qtr 80 yd TD drive that featured passes to multiple receivers. He cured his accuracy problems from the first game. Did he play a ‘perfect’ game? Of course not. He missed Butler being wide open for an easy TD on the opening drive, but, overall, it wasn’t a bad game for the 2nd career start of a 4th rd draft pick. Dak was the primary reason Dallas won that game.
The guy isn’t a ‘game manager’ .
BTW, he broke a 32 year old NFL record by not throwing an INT in his first 75 pass attempts (in the first two games of his career), breaking a record held by Warren Moon (72 pass attempts in his 1st 2 games without an INT).
HailBandG Per a source with knowledge of the situation, multiple offensive players have begun to complain about quarterback http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7486/kirk-cousins, pointing to a lack of decisiveness, erratic play, and confusion.
I asked the source whether the players who are griping would prefer http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/5699/colt-mccoy. Said the source, “At least he’d play with poise.”
Actually. The one thing I am very pleased with is them moving Dez to get him open and the 12 targets.
THIS SHOULD BE DONE EVERY FUCKING GAME!
Hopefully they don’t revert back to what they were doing.
Looks like Durant will replace Hitchens as the MLB. Hitchens looked lost most of the game
Defense isn’t going to the Hall of Fame this year, but you can’t misfire on 3 wide open WRs streaking to the endzone. Impossible to miss on all those throws. Also missed (didnt’ even throw it) DJax streaking wide open into the end zone on another drive.
<-He likes DAK! Sadly, other teams won't be attempting to cover Dez with their #2 CB.
Yeah, this is the Florio report right? Florio doesn’t hold much credibility with me. Oh it would be great if it were true. Lol
Defense can’t be excused for those coverage failures. Or the lack of blitzing on third and long
Un-named sources. Let me know when a local reporter backs that story up.
Doesn’t matter. Just moving him around is good enough. And there really aren’t that many elite corners in the league that I believe will hold Dez back.
They’ve played horrible. But the other side of the ball is the much quicker and easier fix. Hit the wide open receivers.
HailBandG I don’t disagree, Kirk just doesn’t seem to be there mentally.
<-He likes DAK! It was a subtle dig @ certain Skins on this board who said, before the game, that they were just fine with Breeland covering Dez.
<-He likes DAK! Where was Dez getting positioned? Slot and short routes instead of just running deep?
HailBandG WRs seemed to be open deep all game, can’t believe they didn’t just keep making that play call until they started to connect
He was motioned to slot twice and literally no one picked him up. It was weird.
Yes Dongtavious And Squatch. I believe he had 56 yards against Breeland. I have to go check the numbers again somewher.
Tire148 “….wait did….did the Cowboys make ‘an adjustment’?”
“…wha…what should we do guys?”
“…I dunno let’s let it play out and see what happens”
<-He likes DAK! I'm not going to rag on Breeland for that, he had a really nice breakup in the endzone.
And how about running the ball in the redzone? 4.8 yards per carry and yet only 17 carries in a close game.
Didn’t take long for Cuz to lose the locker room
They had a couple play actions that the Redskins D just paid no attention to. Can’t believe they didn’t use it more.
HailBandG Jones looks liked he was seeing the field better, dumb that they still aren’t calling that in the Redzone.
Matt Mosley 4.1 Longer or shorter than it took the time for Cruz to fumble that long catch and run?
I’m not trolling here, but I don’t get the Dallas Oline love.
Did Garrett get for?
Where am I?
It was funny web the announcer was like, Dez motioned in the slot and Preston Smith couldn’t keep up with him. Ummm that should never have to happen
Sir Squatch Given Zeke’s performance (or lack thereof) the past few games I’m also not so sure either
Tire148 Yeah when I heard Smiths name called on coverage I thought they had the number wrong.
Dongtavious Steelwang 4 sacks yesterday? Another 4 pressures I believe. That’s not good.
When Trent Murphy is making you look bad, you don’t get to be praised.
I understood they were in zone but when Dez motioned to the slot and not a single body moved I thought to myself Dez is literally gonna be wide open no matter what he does
Zeke has been bad but they aren’t opening holes like they used too
Sir Squatch In that case the possible “counterargument” is that the QB is holding the ball too long and not getting rid of it fast enough – but that doesn’t align with Dak’s top of the charts PFF rating.
Diggs not ready for post-game, hilarity ensues
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Yeah, not doing well in the redzone. I agree with HBG about needing to use the run game and they need to have better playcalls. I’m sticking with the need for more bootlegs.
Are we trolling first place teams now you hit a new low
Sir Squatch They might just be overthinking it with the playcalling because of the wealth of receivers and the lack of strength at RB. But sometimes you do just have to punch it in.
Dongtavious Steelwang Or fake the run and roll Cousins out for the TD
Bootlegs were bread and butter last year. The running game didn’t seem to work against the Steelers but the Dallas line should be ran on
*Shrugs ..they started off slow last year too. Picked up steam after a few games
Pretty much the same way
NYG 0Sacks 3.4 YPC
Phil 3 sacks 3.3 YPC.
Tire148 They work, I don’t know why they went away from them. Jones was running pretty well last yesterday, a few creative plays in the redzone would have been nice.
Eagles will only have three CBs active tonight. Luckily the Bears only have 1 WR
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Kirk, Reed and DJax.
Tire148 Don’t want to sleep on Kevin White but he also hasn’t really been targeted.
<-He likes DAK! The majestic tortoise makes a TD run http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/5251e0a3ecad04ac7c209394/peyton-manning-fake.gif
I assume everybody just studies the Rams gameplans against the Seahawks from now on right?
Luck has regressed.
How long until the Seahawks convince Beast Mode to come out of retirement?
Tire148 He just wants to make the point that Dak > Gurley
HailBandG
Not everybody has the Rams defensive players tho.
Colts are already an injured team, but I agree that Luck isn’t playing well at all.
HailBandG I mean I’m sure they’d love to, it’s just easier said than done. The Rams insane strength is the Hawks one greatest weakness
Tire148
Kinda hard to defend his fumbles.
Early in the game I told my wife he was not holding the ball up against his chest and was asking to fumble.
Dongtavious Steelwang Tire148 Wasn’t actually my point, might want to ask me what my point is instead of just making one up.
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Tire148 Gurley sucked too, but thats more of a function of the offense’s only qualification to play in the NFL is to be breathing
Always has talented teams, somehow finds a way to waste it
Rodgers was really off last night as well.
But yeah, McCarthy is terrible all the time.
http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/washington-redskins/redskins-ricky-jean-francois-critical-lack-adjustments-recent-losses
Never been a big fan of the phrase throwing shade but RJF is seen throwing some shade at Barry…
That offense is so bad. No creativity. Just use the outside receivers. Hope Rodgers buys enough time till he can get a Pass interference call
I don’t get how it’s taking this long to hate this guy. He’s been bad his whole career. Hasn’t produced one decent defense
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Tire148 It’s too damn early for me to ask, Bill. I’m not even at work yet.
Tire148 Sounds like something we’d say about Billy
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