After actually spectating the 4Xer game this week, Frednesday was headed towards eschewing NFL talk all together, but then seattle played. It was a fantastic football game. Rife will all the merry reasons for the seasons. Elves playing games. RlolW, the Seattle Seahawks mullatta mouthpiece and star Running Back, averaged a whopping 10 yards per carry, though it was only for 80 measly yards, that prolly seemed like 800 to his cute little pistons, he once again led his team in rushing and cuck disgrace. In other news, the star Half Back also connected on 17 passes, which were much needed in the 2nd quarter when down 14-0 they mounted 3 points on offense. Then they got a safety, or some pity points, not sure, reffs were unclear on the call, Pete was gnawing violently on that cud. Munkey, is 17/33 50%? I don’t have my glasses.
Sherman also got lit up like a loud-mouthed Frexmas tree, early for the Holiday. He had the gall to FOLLOW Mike Evans around, as if he wasn’t getting enough D on the one side. In this instance (i think it was Josh McCnown) simply heaved a RlolW style prayer which Mike Evans zipped-up just in time to haul-in for 6-in-his-dish, which he stuffed also into Sherman, with his d—. So football made it back into Frednesday.
The 4Xers played a football game. Listening to the announcers was like listening to Sacsig on his home movies consoling his daughter after another beauty pageant. Like, stop filming her, dude. She obviously doesn’t want this moment to be on camera. Talking about it doesn’t help. No she’s not going to win the next one. Dad get that goddammned camera outta my face or i’ll throw your stash in the dog food again. Do you want to shop around trying to find yet another twin to Mom’s Corgie? It’s a miracle she hasn’t noticed.
“That’s cuz she smokes crack, dear. Now curtsie for the camera.”
Xers lost. There was like 17 people in the stands. I read an article on how a dude paid 20 grand just to pay 12 hundo times 4 for his family to attend the 8 games in that Santa Clarita whore’s bath. After they forced Harbaugh out, Hacksaw Jim Duggan took his cut, and they hired this dork from Nike then the man who paid for these tickets is trying to reneg. “Sharia Law says ‘lol'”. – Jed
Kapernick on the loss, “Durka Durka. Mohommed Jihad.”
Tribe: “Mr Kapernick, can you sign my Jihad manual??”
Kap: “You sound kinda white, kid. Get Bruce Miller’s.”
I coulda swore the Rams played.
And the Cardinals.
Hmmm…
Did you see RlolW’s game-sealing interception? It was literally the saddest thing. I literally could feel his wife divorcing him.
Considering all the hilarious jokes we’re getting on AR lately, we might be substituting a Packers section for Brew.
[*KNOWLEDGE TABLES*]
BMT’S SECTION
White women. White women. White women avywhere.
Redheads, blondes, and brunettes, oh my
Wrap her in a bison skin, paint they face and put feather’s in their hair
They like the Red Clay Man
and the tee-pee sweathutt truth or dare
Amen
Chief Mudbutt say ‘howl like a coyote’.
RAHMS
Your Saving Grace Rookie throws 3 TDs in his 2nd start and your defense can’t even keep it competitive? Stache has lost the locker room.
MIKES TEAM
Oh speaking of keeping it competitive, the Falcons called, Arizona they want to practice against your defense, it seems they have some scout WRs they think could get some easy work against you.
Arians mailed this one in last year.
NOTES
I think Tribe capsized. He went the way of Mohammed.
STINKY AND THE BRAIN
What’s that, Fred?
It’s a laser beam.
Oh, are we going to measure the curve of the earth with a laser beam, Fred?
No, Stinky, that’s impossible. Lasers shoot LEVEL.
Oh. I’m sorry, Fred. Can i polish your shoes?
Yeah Stinky… go get your shinebox…
Welp, that’s Frednesday, folks. Don’t forget to tip Ancient on the way out, that munkey playing the piano has an owner, and that owner’s wife drinks more beer than he does. Say your prayers for our lord Keal, may the ecstasy be ecstatic, and the crash gentle. Just 4 more Frednesday’s till Frexmas. So get your wish list’s in to Silent Bob and he’ll add it to Keal’s wife’s errands for iRaven to pick up when he takes the kids to yoga at the beach.
Stay thirsty, my Skasians.
LISA!!
SAMMIE!!!
General SacSig
Bout time Knee Grow