Don’t tell them, but Fred’s displeased the prisoners survived elimination island another week. The NFCWest was about to end 3 weeks ago cuz i was expecting the NFL to disqualify our division because we were all such jokes. Don’t you see, football season goes to slumber but Frednesday never sleeps – so DIE, Seattle! WHY WON’T YOU DIE. We have real things to discuss.
FOOTBALL GAME REVIEW
Despite his grossly maimed throwing finger Mathew Stafford had already earned this one in noble fashion – despite also the reffs – until TRichardson torqued that facemask all the way through the catch for a TD – Did that CB have to leave the game?
Seahawks are trained to compete, and that counts for a lot when you cheat because you suck. When you’re outmanned and outclassed, Always ComPETE is the name of the scam.
It’s a joke they are moving on, the reffs bagged this one from the toss. You know me, i know these games are mostly a stage act of the gays, but i still can’t reason why seattle is deemed more important to the league than Detroit, unless it’s neilson ratings for a week of playoff football coming out of the crazed NWB – or bombed-out Big Beirut. More eyes win the prize do i surmise. TRIch is prolly the best football player they’ve had on their team in 9 years, and he just saved their rain galoshes.
The moral lesson here, for seattle in 2016, is this: You don’t need to be a foul-mouthed AHole if you’re winning – winning commands enough respect as it is. Defending a throne you stole is impossible if also found boasting of it.
Congratulations on the “win”, Seattle! Hopefully you’ll be the bigger market next year! [if anybody decides to live there] Good luck on the rebuild!
BLOGFYRE
Mikes Fat Ass trolled some poor soul on Frednesday’s Eve. It may be worth recounting.
Mike saw a post of a womans’ gigantic cartoonish photoshop-big giant torpedo-tampon and said something the likes of, ‘LOL What’s THAT? A tampon for ANTS? Each of my wife’s tampons are like 12 of those! LOL”
Now don’t know about you, but i was thinking, “Cuck’s don’t boast, unless they do? lol”
But Sac was thinking, “Oh now’s a good time to drag my wife into SKA”, responds, “I’LL HAVE EVERYONE KNOW MIKE’S WIFE’S PUSSY IS VERY TIGHT.”
Now, ppl were already losing they shit and anytime one guy is losing his shit, we’ve translocated to a new place in that moment. It’s a new blog, ppl done lost they shit already. If more ppl begin to lose they shit, well anything can happen in this environment. If we see a retort, especially a meme retort, it has the makings of legendary work from its conception. Rarefied blog air. The whole blog could feel this, we were on the brink of witnessing history, once again, by Mikes’ own hand, to the sole detriment of Mike alone, in epic fashion.
Here’s what happened next.
VEGAS:”Jesus fucking Christ mike
Your wife is a barbarian”
mfax:”Actually shes fixed like my female dog”
SAC:”Mike, you admitted that your wife has basically been trained by the ASU Baseball, Basketball and Football teams”
mfax:”Sac things a womans clit is her pee hole.
been suckling on it for years
VEGAS:”Savage”
