…CONTINUED FROM Fredemption Frednesday: Wild Card BLOGFYRE VOL1
DHC: “i actually forgot how amazing mike is…”
Now, the dumbest man i have ever known was named Dan Lion, Lord bless his hapless soul. The man was so dumb he once asked me what i was watching but fell asleep before i could get two words out. My two-word retort was literally interrupted by his snores. He was barely stooping to lie down when he spoke. He snored in the same breath in which he spake the question.
The man was so dumb, one time in the Field, in broad daylight he comes yelping out of the brush chased by a gigantic-antlered deer; which is impossible to outrun by the way. It was corralling his fat ass back to his overseers cuz the ridiculous Lion mistook a baby deer fawn for a large naptime log and heaved his ass down upon it, and fell asleep so quickly it struggled to get out from beneath him until it’s dad charged, and chased him back our way screaming hollering and crying real man tears. This thing was huge and it just poked his head out after Dan rumbled and toppled through brush lol.
“It was a baby deer! I thought it was a log. I fell asleep on a log next thing it’s bucking me awake then i see dad..” lol
Dan’s head was larger than a gas can, yet he was as tall as mikes’ fat ass. It was the largest head on earth. His head was literally like 35% of his height. His hats needed to be altered cuz the Army didn’t make them that big. He was like dinosaur dumb – do you see what i’m trying to tell you? He would scoop Mayonnaise from it’s jar with 4-fingers cupping a slice of Wonderbread and insert the entire palm of mayo + white bread slice into his face gorge. He’d go through 1 entire mayo jar and 1 entire Wonderbread loaf in a single sitting and i am not lying to you. He was like Bam-Bam’s lost down-syndrome half-brother Fred fathered with Barney’s pet purple dinosaur, then hid under the stairs, then sent to the Army. His teeth were like stone tablets for inscribing on. He had the jaws of a Hippo. I am not kidding you. He was more like that rock creature from Fantastic-4 with narcalepsy. He was slow, you get me? And i saw this with my very own.
Now, just last week the phrase came out of my mouth after falling into accidental dialogue with mikes fat ass:
“NOBODY is THIS retarded.”
Retards aren’t this retarded. There’s a zero percent chance he understands what you are reading this moment. The man is “Too Stupid” – or he’s the most cold-blooded diabolical liar i’ve ever even heard of and is likely a true life danger to each of us. I wash my hands of it, is what i’m saying. It’s beyond me. The Man fears no man, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t fear a few.
To wrap it up:
You’d have to have some blog experience to know DHC is trying to type through infinite tears, hashtag proper. Then Brew said to DHC, “Bro: http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/10/30/green-bay-packers-wr-geronimo-allisons-nsfw-tweets-have-surfaced-are-hilarious/ ”
DHC:”tomarrow haha im actually in tears no joke hahaha”
VEGAS:”I’m crying”
SAC:”Geronimo, dumbass nigga, why didn’t he pull the ole “you know who I am? I can get you introduced to the groundskeeper who knows everything bro”
MHB:”Fan starts petition to have Future sing anthem at Falcons-Seahawks game” IT READ:
“I believe that if Future sings the national anthem, Russell Wilson, the Seahawks, and Soul Glo will all take Ls. This would be great for humanity but especially America, which we all know is going through a very tough time right now.”
Sac then gave his possible future rendition of Future’s possible rendition of the National Anthem, to wit Mike’s Fat Ass in a stealth CIA mind-meld-maneuver, responded:
mfax:”your wife is siphoning your accounts”
SAC:”Jokes on her – they are full of counterfeit money
M:”I fill her with my huge cock”
S:”you are a disgusting fat body private Pyle”
M:”with a massive hog”
MHB”Geronimo ugly as hell. He deserve to smoke up”
KEAL:”Mike,.. honestly,.. no one on here cares how much your car cost. The fact you hold it up as some sort of trophy is kinda sad.”
mfax:”Not at all. But some people show their jealousy with their mouse”
We’ll end the Frednesday Blogfyre there, in a fizzle, cuz our eyes will never forget seeing the height of the blaze.
Its amazing in this day and age you don’t see that it was Wikilieaks satanic emails that brought down HRC just as i told you before hand, though you can now read it in those published emails yourself https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/15893 – but you do believe Russia caused Hillary’s downfall, though you can’t see any evidence of that besides a leftist newspaper/ anchor saying so. If you know half the news is fake, how did you get them backwards?
But then again, who can explain Mikes’ Fat Ass?
Guys, nobody in the world believes Russia hacked anybody but you. Your Maddow Leftist news bubble. You know why the trash out of the NWB irks us, because we understand intrinsically they gave themselves over to it. But for sad reasons, but also because it is what is on their TV.
You’re on notice, mfax, if that truly is your real name. So are you, Libtards. We don’t have but till March, so the Hawks need to lose fast. We got some catching up to do. I need a tab.
BMT:”oh fuck i hope that treatment is going well old man… i promise to not shit on your lawn until youre better…but once youre good its open fucking shitting season ”
Nobody here can follow through on a promise like a man, OSS, but we want you to know that all of us truly want, in the depths of our hearts, to come together as a group and shit on your lawn. The people who see your house should know how much we love you.
WE LOVE YOU OSS
Till Next Frednesday. MARANATHA!
