Well, Fredaholics, looks like this one won’t mail itself in, so here we go again…
This one will be quick and dirty, we only had 2 games, and they were both losers. The only good news is Seattle has finally had a visit from the ghost of Frexmas Comeuppance. Lynch Retired. ET broke all the through. Kam is over the hill. Sherman is a has-been that only-said-he-was. RlolW is already doing his goodbye tours in Seattle. It’s like nobody told them Cable wasn’t good enough. Their OL draft wasn’t good enough. Adderall doesn’t last forever. Nobody likes electric snot on their clothes purely for style, sometimes it adds safety. What a joke of a franchise. Arians is laughing. Zimmerman is scratching his head at you. Hugh Jackson thinks Carrol is dumb. It’s all over in Seattle. That was one rain swept nightmare.
The Ghost of Frexmas Past
Ya know, a year ago this time, we didn’t have any Knowledge Tables.
The Ghost of Fresmas Present
We do now.
The Ghost of Frexmas Future
/fire
Well, that’s a speedy two-scrolls, and i need a smoke.
On Frexmas Eve my tank was on empty but all i had was a dollar and some change, so on my way home i stop at the corner that i’ve been going to for years, hand the gal the $1.50, shrug, say, “Out of gas; one of those days.” and turn to walk. She calls out, “but it’s $2.69..!?” She says, “I can’t sell you less than a gallon. Allahuah Ahkbar.”
One part of that was made up.
Yes i got the gas. Every penny. It’s still America. I told her she can explain her policy to the police, and she should call them immediately. You were thinking White Genocide was nothin but a hashtag? Best git canned food or Jesus, ya’ll.
Here’s a picture of everyone who’s died so far in 2016:
I heard Carrie Fisher said, “Trump will not be President in my lifetime.” Don’t know if the assembly has been updated with her photo yet…
Frednesdays are coming sporadically cuz my computer is about to be replaced today and nobody here talks to me when i come on so it’s like i built Tron and all my Frexiles are rebelling. It grieves your father.
Well that’ll be the last Frednesday for this year. It’s been a strange year. I can’t believe America still exists. Shut up, Tribe.
