As I sit in this dark, musty, mildewy basement I am plotting the greatest terrorist attack that will be talked about for centuries. As I gather your address’ the blood rushes to my penis making it erect…knowing you will be the ones getting fucked. I have put up with your nonsense for quite some time now, and with the new “Keal Christ Mod Movement,” that has been bestowed upon SpikedKoolAid.Com,..
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!
As some of you made friendships, I made enemies…every day more and more enemies. Your time will come…this is just part one of 10…until the final solution.
– Ren “Jive” Saito
Here is my latest build 
Make all be aware.
Editors Note: This is almost certainly not Jive who submitted this article, and it’s clearly meant as a joke,.. unless of course I end up dead. Thank you.
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