After some delay which I will attribute to the Russian invasion of Ukraine, I have come back to complete my list of MFA’s Top 10 Enemies of all time. This was a tough group to nail down, which is why I’m going to have an honorable mention of sorts. This man deserves his own category for what he did:
The person who banned MFA on his own website: NoShoes
There was no way I could not mention this. What could compare to this? Nothing. He banned MFA on his own website, and it was glorious. I was there when it happened. MFA came raging in with a “HERE WE GO WITH THE CAPS” moment and told that krunk he was a fool for even trying!
East Mesa Cohort: KZ Rider
MFA’s fellow East Mesa resident has been on his game lately. Their battles about cleaning and white mustangs have been entertaining the blog for months. If a new list was to be created, KZ would contend for a true top 10 spot.
5) Sharif: If he had been here longer he might be higher, also he claims to have blocked MFA. Sadly that doesn’t help his cause on this list, but he has contributed largely to MFA’s sad decision to block people himself. At some point, hopefully the soft blocking tactics innovated by notorious blog sheep Rant and Beaster will pass. That aside, Sharif was brought to SKA to troll MFA and was rather successful in that. He can recite MFA’s address and other personal information at will.
4) Knuckles: This was tough, the top 4 here could be fairly interchangeable. The only thing that holds CK back here is that he hasn’t been on SKA as long as the top 3 have. That being said, no one has more photoshop jobs than him, especially in regards to MFA. From day 1 here, CK has gone after MFA with authority. It got so bad that he was one of the original “Mafia 5” that MFA blocked. You’ve done a good job trolling when your target goes Rant/Beaster and just throws in the towel even trying to defend themselves.
3) 4905: MFA and 4905 has not gotten along since day 1. MFA’s claims of being a 49er fan then switching to being a Cards fan, claims of stolen valor and assorted other things offended 4905. It offended most rational people on the blog as well. He was another one that MFA blocked years ago. 4905 simply trolled MFA most of the time by telling him to shut the hell up. It was simple and quite effective. MFA’s only retort was was call him old or make fun of the 49ers not being able to beat the Cards. Regardless, many legendary battles between these two.
2) Bader: This “fukkin convict” has a long and sordid relationship with MFA. At times they can be friends, until someone writes a fake article as MFA. He then accuses Bader of it, and somehow cuts and pastes an e-mail complaint to a major rental company that shall not be named here. Bader has employed different tactics against MFA over the years, many of which have been effective. Obviously he has him blocked as well, but did recently say he would unblock him if he was kind to Lisa. Not sure how MFA can monitor this whatsoever since he has him blocked, but sure.
1) Jive: No one person on SKA has had more wars with MFA than Jive. No weapon has not been used against one another. Racism, doxxing, self doxxing, everything is on the table. But of course, MFA resorted to Rant/Beaster tactics and blocked him long ago. Jive made it his mission to expose every single “exaggeration” MFA has told on SKA and was wildly successful.
I’ll conclude this article this:
SKA … do you know what SKA is? It’s the thousand memes of MFA’s enemies. It’s a story we agreed to tell each other over and over until we forget that it’s a LIE.
