LUCKY ANCIENTAGE – CONGRATS ON THE BABY

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    LUCKY ANCIENTAGE, HIS LIFE IS OVER

    CONGRATS ON THE BABY, FROM SKA WITH LOVE

    HERE ARE A FEW GEMS FROM SKA TO ANCIENTAGE ON THIS SPECIAL NIGHT

    With special love, we give a mic to Ancients Kid Cleetus

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    1) Daddy keeps whispering to me through mommy’s belly that if I come out, I get to suck on her tits as much as I want, or at least until he wants to.

    2) Daddy said Mr. Trump has enough cheddah to give us all the white lightning that daddy likes to breath through his nose.

    3) I might still be stuck in mommy, but I can hear Mrs. SacSig bitching like a crazy woman

    4) @Navorro *clings to the side of mommy’s walls…kicks at the meat curtains*

    5) I think I’m going to stick my head out, then turtle back in….troll daddy a bit

    6) Are you tellin’ me I’m going to be famous like daddy! Welllllll SSHHHHHEEEEEEEEE IIIIIITTTTTTTTTT. Daddy grab the catcher’s mitt…here I come!

    Again, good job Ancient, you knocked up a chick and now are doing 18 to life. Might as well grab a cigar and clean your boots.

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    Peace

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    Charlie the Unicorn

    The unicorn is a legendary animal that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead.

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