(Based on a true story)
LISA IS SEEN BY HER NEIGHBOR WITH HER FRIEND GOING THROUGH HIS GARBAGE. . LISA’S FRIEND IS WEARING A TRUMP RED CAP (*DEAD GIVEAWAY OF A CAUCASIAN CULT TRUMP FOLLOWER) LISA LOOKS UP AND SEES HIM LOOKING AT THEM GOING THROUGH HIS TRASH. HE YELLS “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING? IF YOU NEED FOOD I WILL GIVE YOU SOME! GET OUT OF MY GARBAGE!!
“SUSAN COME TO THE DOOR PLEASE? YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY COMEDY SHOW YOU WILL SEE ON TV!”
LISA AND HER FRIEND WALK UP TO HER NEIGHBOR’S DOOR AS HE’S STANDING THERE, LISA SHOWS HIM A TRUMP BALLOT AND ASKED WHY THIS WAS IN HIS GARBAGE. HER NEIGHBOR SAID. “I REALLY DON’T NEED TO TELL YOU BECAUSE IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS BUT I WILL IF YOU PROMISE TO LEAVE MY PROPERTY.” “I WAS GOING TO VOTE FOR TRUMP BUT AFTER WHAT HE DID, SOME VERY BAD THINGS LIKE SAYING COVID-19 WAS HARMLESS AND IT WAS LIKE THE COMMON COLD AND OVER 1.2 MILLION AMERICANS DIED! HE ORDERED TROOPS TO SHOOT RUBBER BULLETS AND TEAR GASSED CITIZENS 2 BLOCKS AWAY WHILE HE DID A PHOTO OPP ON A CHURCH PROPERTY!” “THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW SO I VOTED FOR BIDEN. THANK GOD I DID MY 401K IS GOING WAY UP!”
BTW “WHY ARE YOU TWO GOING THROUGH PEOPLES GARBAGE LOOKING FOR TRUMP BALLOTS?” “DON’T YOU THINK THAT’S KIND OF WEIRD? “HE ALREADY LOST TOOOOOO BIDEN BY 7.2 MILLION VOTES!” SO ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND 7.2 MILLION BALLOTS IN PEOPLE’S GARBAGE?”
LISA’S NEIGHBOR SCRATCHES HIS HEAD AND ASKED LISA AND HER FRIEND, “WHY IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING THIS? YOU DO KNOW TRUMP IS IN BIG LEGAL TROUBLE ON MANY DIFFERENT FRONTS WITH TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE ELECTION TO TAKING TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS OUT OF THE WHITEHOUSE TO HIS HOME IN FLORIDA, NOT TO MENTION STARTING A RIOT ON JANUARY 6TH AT THE NATIONS CAPITOL?”
“I’M REALLY CONFUSED WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS… DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SCORING POINTS BY DOING HIS BIDDING? OR ACTING MORE LIKE A CULT MEMBER FOR HIM! YOU TWO KNOW CULT RELIGIONS DO SHIT LIKE THIS RIGHT?
LISA SAID “THEY FELT COMPELLED TO HELP TRUMP! I EVEN HAVE A HUGE PICTURE OF TRUMP OVER MY BED AND I AM IN A FAN CLUB OF TRUMP ALSO”
LISA’S NEIGHBOR..”IF YOU ARE GOING AROUND TRYING TO FIND TRUMP BALLOTS YOU MUST THINK THE 2020 ELECTION WAS SOMEHOW RIGGED?”
LISA.” YES YOU GOT IT!”
LISA IS DETERMINED TO FIND THESE 7.2 MILLION BALLOTS NO MATTER IF THE NEIGHBOR IS MAKING FUN OF HER IN FRONT OF HER FRIEND AND HIS WIFE!
LISA’S FRIEND SPEAKS UP.
“MR SIR WE DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER BUT I HAVE KNOWN LISA FOR A VERY LONG TIME. YES SHE’S VERY STRANGE AND CONTROLLING PLUS I HAVE TO ADMIT SHE HAS NEVER SHOWN ME ANY EVIDENCE OF THINGS SHE SAYS ABOUT A RIGGED 2020 ELECTION. WHEN I TRY TO DISCUSS THIS TOPIC WITH HER SHE JUST GOES CRAZY ON ME BEING STUBBORN, HOT-TEMPERED ILLIGICAL, PETTY, CHILDESH, IMPULSIVE, ARROGANT, AND DELUSIONAL! I DO PUT UP WITH HER BUT SHE’S MY LONG TIME BESTIE.”
THEN THE NEIGHBOR SPOKE AND SAID “I CAN SEE YOUR FRIEND IS KIND OF ODD, STRANGE AND NUTS. YOU MUST REALLY CARE FOR HER TO PUT UP WITH HER WEIRD BEHAVIOR”
LISA STOMPS HER FEET AND POINTS HER FINGER DIRECTLY AT HER NEIGHBOR… “MR NEIGHBOR, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF OR ABOUT ME! I HAVE A JOB TO DO!”
NEIGHBOR..”MAM YOUR FRIEND HAS KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME IT SEEMS AND SHE SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID OF YOU!” YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASES REALLY BAD!”
THEN LISA’S NEIGHBOR SAID “PLEASE DON’T COME BACK, YOU TWO ARE GOING THROUGH EVERYONES GARBAGE, IT’S SO STRANGE, WEIRD AND IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY!”
I WILL BE CALLING AN EMERGENCY NEIGHBORHOOD MEETING ABOUT YOU LISA!”
LISA GAVE THE TRUMP BALLOT BACK TO THE NEIGHBOR AND SAID “PLEASE VOTE FOR TRUMP IN 2024”
NEIGHBOR SAID “I’LL THINK ABOUT IT IF HE’S NOT IN PRISON!”
THE NEIGHBOR SEES LISA AND HER FRIEND WALK AWAY HEADING TO ANOTHER NEIGHBOR’S TRASH..
THE NEIGHBOR IS THINKING WHILE HE CLOSES THE DOOR WITH HIS WIFE.
“I FEEL VERY VERY BAD FOR LISA’S FRIEND”
* DISCLAIMER: IN NO WAY IS THIS AUTHOR OR WEBSITE SPORTS BLOG RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT OF THIS ARTICLE. SOME OF IT IS FICTIONAL FUNNY WITH SOME FACTS SPRINKELED IN..
