I was sitting here today thinking about making some sort of SB Review article, but a heated discussion with MFA in regards to Tammy got me thinking along different lines. Instead, I am going to compile a list of MFA’s Top 10 Enemies in SKA History. A ponderous list to be certain, and sadly some people will be left out. I will divide the article into two pieces, giving out a few honorable mentions before delving into the actual top 10. I will show bias to the top 10 list to posters who are still active in some capacity or another.
Honorable Mention:
DHC
BMT
SacSig
Keal
10) Joe Cool: This guy sneaks in at #10 on the back of his early wars with MFA. Sadly, Joe Cool did not survive the 49er Rapture of 2015. His battles with MFA are sadly apocryphal at this point, but people who were here for it at the time won’t forget them. The mere mention of Joe Cool brings shivers down MFA’s spine, as he recalls the battles he had with his father about breaking loose from the Niner Gang to join the Cardinals fan base.
9) OSS: He would be inside the top 5 if he was still an active poster, still he belongs on this top 10 list. His battles with MFA were numerous, and even involved some choice deletions of MFA memes and some unconfirmed bannings. Needless to say these two were bitter enemies.
8) Charlie the Unicorn: Who could forget Charlie’s Top 42 MFA Lies? A must have resource for anyone looking to engage the Troll Master in mortal combat. Outside of this incredible article, I can’t recall too many of their battles. Obviously, Charlie was not going to let MFA off the hook for things he felt were exaggerations.
7) Dubs: Our resident Alaskan slides into this list as the first active poster. His reason for making it rests largely on the fact he went from 2013 to perhaps as late as 2018 without acknowledging anything MFA ever posted. The man with the iron heart showed tremendous restraint, however MFA eventually did hit him with the infamous “Dubs Crib” meme.
6) MHB: It crushes me to put him this low on the list. Who could forget his wars with MFA. The crushed pineapple memes, his “Choose your Slavemaster” article as well as perhaps the greatest SKA article in history, “THE
RISE AND FALL OF AN INTERNET ASSASSIN”. Sadly MHB left us for the greener pastures of a retirement home with no internet access … or something.
Numbers 5-1 will be revealed next week, in the meantime – here are some links to famous articles mentioned here:
MHB:
https://spikedkoolaid.com/the-rise-and-fall-of-an-internet-assassin/
https://spikedkoolaid.com/mhb-presents-keal-vs-mfa/
Charlie the Unicorn:
