BKOB is my tag team partner…
We are the tag team champions of SKA, and we do not plan on relinquishing the belt. He might be a lost soul, but he has been unfairly ridiculed for his reports. The man spends his time gathering charts and putting them in highlights, showcasing the bottom 5, and the top 5. He works hard on his report but the fake 49ers fans Adu, Maynard, and Bader mock him.
I have had enough of that and I will not stand for it. The reason these fake 49ers fans hate the BKOB report is because they want the 49ers version it. If you want that then make your own fuckin’ charts. Oh yeah, the problem is that the numbers don’t change, and the 49ers are still a below average team.
The 49ers are in a better position with the emergence of Jimmy Garoppolo. Some people call him Mr. Field goal, because sometimes he struggles to score touchdowns in the red zone. Jimmy will get better at that when he gets a better OL and Wr’s around him. Don’t get me wrong, I generally like the direction the 49ers are heading and I am happy to admit that Shanny is showing some of his clever play calling abilities. Ruben Foster looks like to be the leader of the defense for years to come if he can stay on the field. Deforest Buckner will join him as a very good front 7 player. The CB’s suck but got to fix one thing at time.
However, BKOB is still right when he says the 49ers are on verge of reaching the Tomsula era five win mark. That is not worthy of high praise. It’s no reason to call his reports biased. My tag team partner should probably be more critical of the Seahawks, but that is his business.
Now to discuss those fake fans…
It is amazing to me that Maynard has the balls to call me a fake fan. He is so obsessed with the Seahawks, I am certain him, Bader and Adu have joined the #MeToo movement. The Seahawks have clearly committed an assault on them. Adu, Bader and Maynard have been left mentally fragile as a consequence. In particular Russell Wilson may have raped Adu. The LOB may have caused unspeakable levels of mental distress to Maynard.
Adu has spent five years trying to cut down Russell Wilson’s accomplishments. For five years he has been wrong time and time again, yet he keeps going. “RW cant throw from the pocket”, “RW cant do this and that”. I don’t know about that. RW has had his team in the playoffs every year except probably 2017. He has played well in playoffs games. Keep living in that delusional land bruh. You are like the guy that has an issue with a player if they have a unique swing. It might be a far fetched comparison but Vladimir Guerrero swung from his head to his toes, He is going to be a hall of famer. Russell Wilson makes plays out of the pocket, he is a damn good QB. I dare say that one day he might be in the Hall of Fame. It does not matter how a player succeeds, if their style works for them,. it works. Adu, I wrote about you two weeks ago and I meant every word.
Maynard lives in the Seattle area so maybe his obsession is more acceptable. He has seen the 49ers lose nine straight games to the Seahawks, and that probably kills him. Yet Maynard whines and whines about John Clayton and Sando, and the 12’s. They live rent free in his head. I’m not happy about it, but lets be honest the Seahawks own the 49ers. With Jimmy Mr. GQ at the helm, hopefully things change.
I don’t know how to explain it. I do know that if Maynard wants to call me a fake fan, I’ll let him know he is a Seahawk fan pretending to be a 49ers fan. It really would not matter if they were Rams or Cardinals fan, the only important thing to him, Bader, and Adu is hating the Seahawks. They spend 90% of their time talking about a team that they don’t root for yet I’m the fake fan. I don’t spend 90% of my time talking about the Angels and trying to cut down Mike Trout. I don’t spend 90% of my time talking about the Cavaliers and trying to blast LeBron. Not that RW is as good as Mike Trout or Lebron but that’s not the point.
I also like to mention Lisa…
I wont go too far, but please don’t tell other people how to root for their team. We have different opinions and wants, try to understand the other point of view. Not everything is great in 49ers land, but it’s not as gloomy as I sometimes act like it us. Half the time I’m fucking around but I don’t appreciate being called a fake fan.
Fuck Adu, Fuck Maynard, fuck Bader. Fuck Tigre for enabling their behavior. Fuck 4905 for spreading lies about me last week, and telling me to root for another team including another baseball team. Munkey remembers all your whining about Kaepernick and Kelly last season. Your excuse was that they were not good enough. I was not happy with Shanny when the 49ers were 0-10. Yet you call me a ” whiner”. Like I said earlier this year I’ll never be happy with a 0-10 team whether that is in football, or the A’s or Warriors go on a ten game losing streak during their seasons. I react to the information I have that day, and cannot predict the future. Cheers to Jimmy G.Q and Shanny. I’ll be happy to continue being wrong, if the last month is any indication of the future. Hopefully they are the next Montana and Walsh. In the words of BK look alike Rick Title ” I’d rather be happy than right”.
Finally, if you have an issue with the BKOB report fuck you too.
EDITOR’S NOTE: I had to correct at least 15 but no more than 23 spelling and/or grammatical errors to get this article published on time, and up to our company standards.
