Hi people of SKA.
It is your boy Nav with your weekly article. This week some SKA members have shown their face. Munkey has the nose of the real life poncho. Vegas looks like a 13 year old kid whose balls have not dropped yet. I have fat lips, and according to some they be good lips to suck dick with. They must know from their own experiences of sucking cock. I also have a receding hairline at age 26.
Bader looks like a overgrown frat boy. We all have seen Keal’s face and the years of drug abuse clearly shows. The guy from Oregon whose name I can’t remember looks like a fat hippy. He may also have the beard to pull off being Santa at the local mall this Holliday season. I really cant say anything negative about split hat A.K.A Cinco’s appearance. He is still an arrogant prick though. Then there is IKitten who also looks like a teenager. Scotti is Scotti let’s leave it at that. HH looks like the biggest douchebag in the world. Lastly, BK has huge legs, that’s not a insult either.
Oh I forgot K1. He is MFA’s son. He needs to get on a diet or something. Put down the Pizza and clam chowder K1. Spend less time trolling political site’s and more time in the gym, before you have a heart attack.
The point is that all us have shown our face. Unlike the rest of the SKA members. They have political careers to protect, or they got sacred off by the MFA incident. Come the fuck on, no one knows SKA exist except us. Grow some balls people.
Because you people will not show your face, I’m going to partially assume how you look like. Pat’s fan is probably one ugly mother fucker. The kind of person you see a picture of, and then immediately vomit whatever you ate for lunch. Seriously Pats fan would go down in history as the ugliest person that was ever born. Pat’s fan mom saw him come out the womb and immediately thought I should have gotten an abortion.
Gubby is probably a deformed looking light skin African American. At least no one will confuse him for Klay Thompson’s dad. Pineapple is constantly wearing sunglasses to cover his blood shot eyes, because he is always drunk. 4905 looks like a strong wind can knock him down. Brandon Engram of the Lakers looks at 4905 and say’s damn you are skinny. Too Short looks like a carnival freak. Actually being short but very strong would be awesome. I can’t imagine how Zippy looks like. Years of being triggered about politics has likely not done him any favors. Does he still have hair or did he lose it all when Trump won the election?
I’m just going to assume you guys wont post photo’s of yourself because showing your face, would lead to the other SKA members to stab their eyes. So grab the Kirpan and aim at your eye lids.
Keal the warm beer is on me. See you next week.
NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Nav forgot to mention BKOB. He only posts pictures of trees which is probably the gayest thing a person could ever do.
