NAV’S EULOGY

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Nav died. The 49ers released Bowman. Billy Beane traded Nav to Japan. Nav lost a fight to a samurai warrior. Rip.

Nav was a hothead. Nav was dumb. Nav made bad life decisions. He was a loyal fan to a fault. He had a love-hate relationship with Billy Beane. Although he did not actually hate Billy Beane. Some of the best moments Nav ever had as sports fan was watching teams Billy Beane built. The 2012 A’s alongside the 2011 49ers were Nav’s two favorite all time teams. More than the Warriors 2015 squad. More than the 2012 49ers.

Nav loved tradezz. Nav thought the baseball season got in the way of tradezzz season. TRADEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. That is what Nav screamed every July, every single day.

Nav decided to try to teach Silent Bob something about baseball. However Nav was far from an expert on baseball. He be lying through his teeth if he told you he was. Nav was not an expert on anything. Although, Nav loved old people even you 4905. Nav thought old people had great experiences and were tough. He even named his grandpa the Indian OSS. Toodlum was rude to Nav, but Toodlum is cool. Bob you will still learn about baseball just not from Nav.

Lets talk about Nav’s relationship with Uncle Dub. Like Billy Beane it was a love-hate relationship. Nav loved screaming at uncle redneck, but Dub is not a bad guy. He’s a pretty good troll. Nav just did not appreciate the ICE jokes.

Nav’s greatest legacy to SKA is probably naming MHB Fruity Boy. Second is the article that blasted Beaster, and DEFINED SOME WORDS. He will be remembered as the guy that talked about the Oakland A’s in the middle of football season. Bring up Triple A A’s players during the NBA Finals. Talk non stop about MLB Free Agency during TNF Games in November. You get the point. Nav also had a non existent legal career.

One last time for Nav he loved Mr. Bowman. Bowman got released then Nav died. Remember people don’t get attached to the players.
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