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NFCE – The Deepest Offensive line that ever was

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By Cloister THE DEEPEST OFFENSIVE LINE THAT EVER WAS Sometimes a particular unit on an NFCE team is so stacked, an article must be devoted to it. And since the dawn of the first ever free agency, no offensive line has been deeper than the one the Philadelphia Eagles currently boast heading into the 2019…

Dane Brugler NFC East Draft Analysis

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Stolen by Joey Esquire 1. Washington Redskins Favorite pick: Dwayne Haskins, QB, Ohio State After all the talk about the Redskins trading up to land a quarterback, they stand pat at No. 15 and draft the top quarterback prospect on my board. There is no question that there are areas in which he needs to…

Cloister’s Mock Draft 4.0

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1. Arizona Cardinals – Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma 2. San Francisco 49ers – Nick Bosa, Edge, Ohio State 3. New York Giants (from NYJ) – Josh Allen, Edge, Kentucky The Giants trade a second and fifth rounder in this year’s draft to move up and take the OLB perfectly suited for their new 3-4 defense.…

Cloisters Mock Draft 3.0

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Cloister’s Mock 3.0 Keal might actually permaban me when he sees the Cardinals and Seahawks picks (if he ever reads this), but so be it. To the picks! 1. Arizona Cardinals – Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma Kliff Dingleberry loves him some Tyrone Lannister. And he should absolutely take him if he believes he’s special. I’m…

Justin’s NFCeast updated 2019 GoT-SKA Comparisons

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By: Justin Justin:   Sandor Clegane – Politically incorrect and gives no fucks.

Cloister’s Mock 2.0

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Trades aplenty have been included this time around, which is much more realistic, but also impossible to predict. I also decided to only provide narratives for the teams that are fan-represented on SKA as to limit scrolling. To the picks! Arizona Cardinals – Quinnen Williams, DL, Alabama The Cardinals pass up a pretty sure thing…

NFC East: Washington Redskins 3 Year Plan to Contend

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By Mytee The Washington Redskins find themselves in a tough spot. A decent offensive line, with an aging, injury prone star, A decent stable of running backs, including a great third down back, a youngster with high upside coming off an ACL and possibly bringing back the immortal Adrian Peterson. Their tight ends are solid,…

NFC East – Lazy Man’s Mock Draft

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By Joey Esquire I am putting as little thought and effort into this as possible. I have literally run a draft simulation on Fanspeak and will just comment on the results. I didn’t actually make any of the picks. Round 1: 1. Arizona Cardinals – Nick Bosa, Edge, Ohio State 2. San Francisco 49ers –…

Cloister’s Mock Draft 1.0

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No trades in this one, which I realize is extremely unrealistic. Maybe next time, friends. Hopefully I picked a position or prospect for your team that you hate. To the picks! 1. Arizona Cardinals Nick Bosa, DE, Ohio State The Cardinals need just about everything. While their top priority should be to protect Josh Rosen,…

WARVETTE PRESENTS: I assume Bob still reads these?

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Now that the season’s over, and we know the Patriots win, here’s a little blurb about each team’s future. nfcs NOrlins: Hopefully Stains fans can now go back to wearing paper bags on their heads like they did all through our childhood. Most of us were adults before we found out how ugly Louisiana people really are. FAILCLOWNS:…