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MindFukAssassin’s Last Dance

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Thank you BKOB and other krunks over the previous decade. I had a blast! Last year I went into the hospital for Covid. I had to be put on a vent for three weeks, put into a medical coma, resuscitated a couple of times and was pretty close to death for those entire three weeks.…

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JuJu is West Coasting

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GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S THURSDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH GUNS! Well, it’s morning somewhere, right? Isn’t that how it works? Hell, I dunno. Either way, Week 5 has come and gone leaving us with thrills, chills and bone-crunching spills! Among the match-ups from Sunday was a quarterback duel between…

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The Top 5 Most Mentally Ill SKA-ers

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Why pay for health insurance when you can get psychiatric care for free at SKA? 5. Rant Diagnosis: Aspergers, Alcoholism Rant became an alcoholic after his wife divorced him. That, combined with his Aspergers, makes him a force to be reckoned with on SKA. He will spam copy and pasted comments over and over, even if…

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Article II of the United States Constitution

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Section 1 The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows: Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may…

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NFCW – Honky’s Thoughts (Part 2)

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After sitting on this for 24 hours with my sister-wife, my animosity toward the very topic of trading Wilson for picks can be captured in 5 names: Ifdedi Penny Collier Brooks Adams Those 5 players cost Seattle 6 first round picks. Based on drafting 2013-2020 (Seattle being league average), the way we spent our last…

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BKOB Presents: The Collapse of Reality vol. 2

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Well, Knowledge Seekers, it’s finally happened. The mighty, mighty Seattle Seahawks… 2020’s finest NFCW team… those swaggering conquerors of arrogant and impressive bearing… have been deposed from the NFC playoffs…… Or did he? We all know the Fake Knowledge media doesn’t declare winners. After all, these are the same people who told you Jimmy Garoppolo…

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The Real BKOB Report – 2020 – Week 17 Edition

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GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! Well, Knowledge Seekers, it’s that time of year again. The time we have all been loathe to think about, let alone discuss: The end of the 2020 Regular Season, and thus the end of The Real BKOB Report. Ennui!…

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The Real BKOB Report – 2020 – Week 16 Edition

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GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! It’s The Real BKOB Report 2020 End of Season Awards!! *Doo doo doot-doot DOOT-DOOT-DOO-DEEEEEE!!!* With your host, BKOB!! *applause sign* Thank you. Thank you. Today we honor and celebrate the real movers-and-shakers in the NFCW this season. Most awards…

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VPN Shariff Presents: A visit from Keal

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the blog, Not a creature was sober, not even Retodd; The Yoshis were hung by the chimney with care, In the hopes that Chris Keal soon would be there; DCS was nestled all snug in his bed, While visions of eggplants danced in his head, And Lisa…

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The Real BKOB Report – 2020 – Week 15 Edition

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GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! It’s Clinchmas season on SpikedKoolAid.com! In keeping with a longstanding tradition, the Seattle Seahawks are the first NFCW team to clinch a playoff spot, and the 49ers are the first to clinch a plane ticket home as soon as…

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