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I know there are still some idiots out there that don’t believe in America’s 45th (but #1 in our hearts) President of AMERICA. Those people are liberal cry babies that can’t even spell constatooshun. They wouldn’t know patriotism if a bald eagle swooped down from the heavens and jammed its freedom stick in their commie hole.
These people still don’t understand that most of the country voted for Trump, that democracy is a system where majority rules means majority of points > majority of people. They don’t seem to get that a voter in Wyoming should have 3.6 times the voice of a voter in California. The one’s in America’s heartland are more valuable and anyone who says different is a FAKE PERSON! SAD!
I keep hearing that the protestors are fake and paid and I think that’s true. The reason why TRUE Americans don’t protest is because we have jobs. If you look at this fact sheet, you will see that red states are way more likely to depend on federal funds than blue states. Wow. That is sad. Everyone knows that hard working Americans need more federal funds because they pay more and take less. The math adds up. I had Mike check.
On to the Trumpinators accomplishments. He has done SOOOO much in a short time. More than anyone else in history, it’s a fact. You won’t find it listed anywhere because the MSM won’t report on it, because they don’t want you to know the truth. The only truth you need is what comes out of Trump’s mouth.
HE HAS:
Unleashed the most powerful travel ban in the history of travel bans. It was so powerful, that on its release it was able to block green card holders from entering the country! WOW! That’s power. Yes, OK, maybe the guys at the airport were wrong for that one, but it wasn’t Trump’s fault, they should have known what he meant. In government, you have to learn to read between the lines, not take every executive order literally. Probably Obama holdovers that messed it up if we’re being honest.
But a lot of good has come out of that order. Not only did it dramatically increase airport awareness, it also allowed our fearless leader to shine a light on a so-called judge. Yes, this judge may be well respected and might have been appointed by GW, but he is still an Obama hold over, liberal, Starbucks drinking hack. True or false, he was a judge when Obama was in office? Then he is an Obama hold over. Checkmate.
But that’s not all!!!
It also shed light on the most liberal, most overturned circuit in the history of the WORLD! That’s not a lie. Here are the facts. Read ‘em and weep. Now some of you may have read that and said, the facts say otherwise, well, those are fake facts. Everyone knows it. You may also cry foul and say ‘what about context’! LOL! Context is for pussies. Real men don’t care about context.
I know what you are thinking. Even if that is all Trump has done this first ~month it’s been a success.
But wait, there’s more!!!
Trump also created a U.S. TON (not metric gay commie tonne) of jobs. Yes, he is so fucking good at creating jobs that he was able to save 1000’s of jobs for workers at Carrier just by giving that company millions in tax cuts. If that isn’t free market than I have no idea what is. Also, people forget that Carrier is still moving the plant to Mexico and with Trumps new tariff he is promising, we will get all that money back in new taxes on Carrier products. Talk about winning!
Also, he was able to literally save millions of coal mining jobs by rolling back an order that prevented surface mines from dumping waste into local streams. LOL! Nice try Obozo, but we know that was just a measure to kill jobs. Those coal miners will now have the jobs that they lost due to automation and cheaper natural gas given back to them because the companies will now have to hire more workers to make sure all of the waste gets into local streams! Another win for America!
But wait, there’s even more!!!
He also introduced an executive order calling for departments to minus two regulations for every one they create. HA! Take that EPA! If you want to promote your environmental protections for stupid endangered salmon, then you’ll have to roll back other job killing regulations like dumping of toxic materials or factory emissions! Every single person knows that industry can self-regulate! Ever heard of lead poisoning in America or Clair Patterson? His hippy job killing bs forced companies to stop using lead in gasoline just because some inconclusive science said it was toxic to people. But the companies would have stopped if lead was bad. SMH
But wait, there’s yet still even more!!!
Trump has also done what every single great leader has ever done; declared the FAKE press the enemy of the people. Some will say that he declared the press or the free press the enemy. No, that’s wrong. He only declared FAKE NEWS the enemy. Some idiots will say that’s what Hitler did, or that is what Kim-Jong-um did just last week when the FAKE MALAYSIAN NEWS was reporting on his dirty-traitor half brother’s death. But people are dumb. Trump has made it clear; if a news organization is honest, then there is no problem. A news organization like Breitbart is a good example.
Let’s hear all the arguments about Breitbart being consistently proven as a provider of fake/false news. But guess what? Have they ever been mean to Trump? No. That means they respect the president which is patriotic as fuck. Also, Steve Bannon was a Breitbart executive and he is now in the WH. If they were dishonest or fake news Bannon wouldn’t be in the WH AND he would have told the people because he loves America. Sorry liberals, you lose again.
But wait there’s yet still even more than that!!!
He also delayed and is considering rolling back one of the most harmful regulations to jobs EVER!!!! The fiduciary rule is a JOB KILLING libtard rule that says financial advisors handling retirement investments HAVE to act in their client’s best interest!!!! WHAT?!?!?!?! Is this America? Does the financial advisor not have a family to feed? How can they make a living if they have to act in their client’s best interest? The rule would seriously kill so many jobs. Wow. I can’t even comprehend who would be for protecting the consumer. It’s called risk dumbasses. Do research and you will be ok.
At this point I know it doesn’t even seem fair. Trump has done so much good but I didn’t even crack half of it. He has also; appointed a bevy of cabinet personal with no experience in their positions (talk about giving people a chance), spent $10 million on travel to and from Florida which stimulates the economy with tax payer funds, yelled at Nordstrom for being mean to his kid, helped us know that we can’t trust our eyes because his crowd was bigger than any crowd ever, told us that he had the biggest victory ever, and so much more I can’t even mention.
I don’t want to end on a bad note, but for the idiots, yes I will concede he has made a few mistakes. He put in key positions some real swampy experts in their fields like Mattis. Everyone knows that Mattis is a stand up guy so not sure what our Supreme Leader was thinking there.
Oh and some people (hippy douche bag liberals that don’t work and are on welfare and hate America) will say that all of my links and evidence contradict my points. But they are just idiots. Everyone knows that facts can be interrupted differently. It’s called alternative facts and you fag-o’s should be familiar with alternatives, don’t you worship alternative lifestyles???? Trump won. He can do whatever he wants now. He is Making America Great Again!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
