Zorstique’s Mariners All Star Break Update

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    Half the Season down, what a ride it has been. There has been some ups, and there has been some downs. At one point the Mariners were not just in first place in the AL West, but in first place of the AL. The later only lasting about one or two games. The Mariners have…

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    Ricardo Lockette, in his own words

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    This is a nice read. Anyone who follows sports will appreciate the athletes a little more after reading this. “Am I About to Die?”

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    NFC East Links 7-5

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    Redskins: TRUE OF FALSE: REDSKINS RB MATT JONES WILL CRACK 1,000 YARDS IN 2016 Redskins Closer Look: OLB’s are Tip of the Spear DeSean Jackson is pushing the Redskins secondary Paul Woody: If Cousins is the franchise, then Washington should make the deal Eagles: What Needs to Happen for this Season to be a Success…

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    Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week

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    It has been over a week since the last update of the week. Unfortunately this means that the actual updates are rather lengthy at this point. Per Cinco I have deleted the original opening article, to keep this one smaller. Please enjoy responsibly, and remember donate to the Keal Drinking Fund today. Zorstique’s Mariners Update…

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    A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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    What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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    NFC East Breakfast Links 6-20

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    Redskins: Washington Redskins: A look at the linebackers for 2016 Morgan Moses, Redskins Line More Experienced in 2016 WOODY: Redskins looking good, but (you knew there was a ‘but,’ didn’t you?) Redskins: Su’a Cravens – Best Case / Worst Case Eagles: Eagles’ 53-man roster projection includes a FB at TE Eagles long snapper to perform…

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    Zortique’s Mariners Update of the Week – Math is Fun

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    There are a lot of things that I do not understand about baseball. This week I was told about the Pythagorean Winning Percentage. What is the Pythagorean Winning Percentage? There are two ways of calculating Pythagorean Winning Percentage (W%). The more commonly used, and simpler version uses an exponent of 2 in the formula. W%=[(Runs…

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    MHB PRESENTS: KEAL VS. MFA…

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    …Choose Your Slavemaster **Third and Final Installment of the MFA Quadrilogy** by MHB There comes a point in a young man’s life when he must choose between his head and his heart, between chasing after a dream or settling for a sure thing that seems “good enough”. You are all well past that point, and…

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