Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks

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WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s Fourth of July fireworks displays. “Though we recognize we have not always demonstrated the most poise and self-control on this particular holiday, we want to assure…

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Giants: New York Giants ticket sales down from 2014 on secondary market Rockland Boulders offer Odell Beckham Jr. baseball contract New York Giants: Predicting Booms And Busts Of Season Giants 90-man roster breakdown: How good can Devon Kennard be? Redskins: Washington Redskins’ name hinders D.C.’s efforts for stadium site lease Washington Redskins Players Likely to…

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Redskins: Fixing the Redskins Offense, from Robert Griffin III to Jay Gruden Washington Redskins: 5 Key Stats Eagles: 4 Who Might Find Themselves on Philadelphia Eagles Practice Squad in 2015 Gosselin: The Eagles are vastly overrated Cowboys: Cowboys + Dez Get Close, As A Domino Must Fall Dallas Cowboys Rumors: Team Targeting Free Agent Wide…

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ESPN: PATRICK PETERSON–THE DIABEETUS

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Josh Weinfuss, ESPN Staff Writer TEMPE, Ariz. — When Patrick Peterson reports for the Arizona Cardinals‘ training camp next month, he’ll leave the sweets at home. Lowering his sugar intake was one of the most significant byproducts of Peterson getting diagnosed with diabetes last season, he told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder on Thursday at the Drew Brees…

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Cloister’s All-Beast Team – Off season Edition

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Based off of 2014 production, must play for an NFCE team heading into 2015, 11 players on both sides of the ball, no rookies. Offense QB – Tony Romo (DAL) RB – Demarco Murray (PHI) WR – Dez Bryant (DAL), Odell Beckham (NYG), Desean Jaccson (WAS) TE – Jason Witten (DAL) OT – Jason Peters…

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Redskins: Full Stat Predictions for Washington Redskins’ Top Offensive, Defensive Starters Washington Redskins Need To Revive Pierre Garcon Cowboys: Gosselin: When it comes to Cowboys pass rush, an under-the-radar name to remember Cowboys running back breakdown: Who could get cut, most carries Giants: Predicting the Last 5 In, Last 5 out for New York Giants’…

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Redskins: Southeast Alaska tribal group targets FedEx in Washington Redskins boycott #Scotchiscoming Redskins Mailbag: Quarterback depth chart, where Santana Moss ranks and more What Washington Redskins Running Game Will Look Like Under Bill Callahan Redskins Great Dick Stanfel Passes At Age 87 Giants: New York Giants Friday Morning Storylines: How Will Teams Handle Odell Beckham…

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Cowboys: Progress Report: Staff Writers Predict Players Ready To Break Out What Will The Pass Rush Be For The Dallas Cowboys Dallas Cowboys: Cole Beasley Getting a Bigger Workload Dallas Cowboys RUMORS: Roster Depth Has Team In Better Position To Succeed; La’el Collins Looks At Home At Guard? Giants: New York Giants’ Offseason State of…

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