The Earth is Flat and Rests on the Back of a Giant Stack of Turtles. Turtles, All the Way Down

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    Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

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    3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: SEAHAWKS

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    I’m not going to write the fluff JP did in his piece, I’m going to be OG and give you my picks and a few other guys of interest to Seattle. Seriously, thanks JP for writing some informative articles for SKA during this the 2015 run-up to the draft. Keal loves you man… manbeers are…

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    3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: NINERS

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    Going into the 2015 draft, the 49ers find themselves balanced on a knife edge. There is still plenty of talent on the team, despite offseason losses in free agency and the unexpected retirement of two very good ILBs. If they fall one direction, they fall back into mediocrity and likely began a long road to…

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    MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3 VOL 3: 3rd AND LONG

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    The draft is next week. We’ve all seen plenty of mock drafts at this point, all of which will be wrong to some degree. And despite the fact that a couple of smartasses with bear and horned-horse avatars will pretend to know what will happen, even people who are paid 6 figures to produce mock…

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    NFL Schedule Release, East Links

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    Image via FootballPerspective.com Redskins: Washington Redskins Rumors: Robert Griffin III Favors Free Agency After Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston Trade Talk? Amari Cooper, Kevin White, Todd Gurley Draft Options Schedule for Washington Redskins Released LOVERRO: Scot McCloughan’s draft misses just as important as his successes Washington Redskins schedule analysis Cowboys: NFL releases Dallas Cowboys 2015 schedule Moore:…

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    MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3: VOL 2: 2nd and 1

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    Hello my fellow SKAmericans, and also Jive. I kid Jive, I kid. But seriously, do you have your birth certificate available to show? I find it hard to believe that you are an Asian/Italian, but I do believe that you spend your workdays surrounded by garbage. The draft is just a few weeks away. We’ve…

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    CBS: Tebowmania Returns: Eagles will sign Tim Tebow on Monday

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    After what’s already been an offseason of upheaval, the Philadelphia Eagles are prepared to sign former Denver Broncos and New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow on Monday, per multiple reports. According to FOX’s Jay Glazer, the Eagles will keep Tebow as their fourth quarterback in their offseason program. Philly re-signed Mark Sanchez earlier this offseason,…

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    3 Players / 3 Rounds: Cardinals

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    The Arizona Cardinals. A team that has tasted one SB appearance many years ago. Hungry to get back to the big game. During the off-season, they lost a talented CB, DE/DT and talented defensive coordinator. The NFCW has reloaded around them, with the Rams and Seahawks already loaded with talent. Even the 49ers might sneak…

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