Ranking the NFL’s Best General Managers

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    A Draft Trade Value Study Now that that 2015 NFL Draft has come to a close, I thought it would be useful to spend some time analyzing some history and ranking our favorite (and least favorite) general managers. Everyone wants their favorite team’s general manager to handle the draft like an expert, and ensure that…

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    bEast Links v.4,352,355

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    Eagles: LeSean McCoy’s twisted logic brands Eagles coach Chip Kelly a racist Philadelphia Eagles: Early expectations for Nelson Agholor Philadelphia Eagles RUMORS: La’el Collins Being Recruited By Kelly; Bennie Logan, Former LSU Teammate, Aiding Effort? Philadelphia Eagles agree to terms with three draft picks Redskins: Washington Redskins Rumors: Kirk Cousins Trade Option With Connor Halliday…

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    SILENT BOB SPEAKS!… AND IT’S TERRIBLE

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    After many requests to hear my life story, I have still decided (in the words of Brew) that “I do not have time for all of that”. However I figured I could at least appease the many fans of the Zorstique’s Update of the Day, and provide (in chronological order) the updates thus far. I…

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    NFC East Evening Links

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    Redskins: Redskins cut ties with 13 players WSU quarterback Halliday signed by Washington Redskins Redskins finally make the NFL draft grade in Mel Kiper Jr.’s estimation A closer look at Redskins’ second-round linebacker Preston Smith Eagles: Philadelphia Eagles Rumors: QB Matt Barkley to be traded, Sam Bradford to stay, Tim Tebow in the roster? Eagles…

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    NFC WEST: 4 TEAMS / 34 PLAYERS

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    Here are the glorious picks for the NFC West teams we love. Over all, the main positions of need were addressed by each of the teams.  There were a few curious picks, but that is expected when the picks are rolling in fast and furious day #3 of the draft.     Arizona Cardinals RD(PK)…

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    NFC East Draft Results

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    Eagles: PICK PLAYER                                           POS HT WT COLLEGE Round 1, Pick 20 (20) Nelson Agholor       WR 6’0″ 198 USC Round 2, Pick 15 (47)  Eric Rowe            …

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    NFC East Draft Party

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    Hey look, a new post! I’ll update this post as the picks come in, or until I stop feeling like it. The current draft order: #5 Washington Redskins: Brandon Scherff STRENGTHS Weight-room star who can lift a house. Powerful run blocker with exceptional power in hips and legs. Moves well laterally and rarely allows defensive…

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    The Earth is Flat and Rests on the Back of a Giant Stack of Turtles. Turtles, All the Way Down

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    Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

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