Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week

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    Greetings Mariners fans. It has been a while since I last wrote an update, of which I apologize. I have significantly less free time today than I had a year ago. I am not promising that this will become a thing again, but something happened last night that was historic, so magical that it would…

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    5 Dysfunctional Krunks of SKA Revealed: MikefromAZ’s True Story

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    The term dysfunctional is defined as “abnormal or impaired functioning” on the part of an individual person, between people in any sort of relationship, or amongst members of a family. Poor functioning refers to both behavior and relationships that aren’t working and have one or more negative, unhealthy aspects to them, such poor communication or…

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    NFC East Top 10

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    By Justin This is my article don’t @ me just F yourself. Top 10 offensive skill players heading into 2019 season 1. Ezekiel Elliott 2. Saquon Barkley 3. Carson Wentz 4. Zach Ertz 5. Jordan Howard 6. Amari Cooper 7. Alshon Jeffrey 8. Darius Guice 9. Dak Prescott 10. Sterling Shepard h.m. Jordan Reed. Top…

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    MFA PRESENTS: Top 6 SKA Krunks

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    1. Bader He is a family man. He will become a great husband. He has a gentle soul. Bader is a talented poker player and sports bettor. Everyone here should seek his financial advice. He has the body of Hercules and the brain of Einstein. Bader is SKA’s founding member. He will develop dementia soon…

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    NFC East Positional Rankings

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    NFC EAST POSITIONAL RANKINGS This is not only based off of personnel, but how coaching comes into play, and performance from the past two years. I did not get as analytical as I would have liked to. Took me long enough to write this master piece as it is, and no one is going to…

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    NFCE – The Deepest Offensive line that ever was

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    By Cloister THE DEEPEST OFFENSIVE LINE THAT EVER WAS Sometimes a particular unit on an NFCE team is so stacked, an article must be devoted to it. And since the dawn of the first ever free agency, no offensive line has been deeper than the one the Philadelphia Eagles currently boast heading into the 2019…

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    TRIBE PRESENTS: Fair and Balanced NFCW Draft Grades

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    Cardinals: C- Their alcoholic General Manager drafted Josh Rosen and then traded him a way a year later. Ok, whatever, fine. So they drafted a 5’9 QB with the number one overall pick. Their best hope is that he becomes Russell Wilson but that is unlikely. This team has gaping holes everywhere like Bader’s girlfriend…

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    Dane Brugler NFC East Draft Analysis

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    Stolen by Joey Esquire 1. Washington Redskins Favorite pick: Dwayne Haskins, QB, Ohio State After all the talk about the Redskins trading up to land a quarterback, they stand pat at No. 15 and draft the top quarterback prospect on my board. There is no question that there are areas in which he needs to…

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