Cloister’s Mock 2.0

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    Trades aplenty have been included this time around, which is much more realistic, but also impossible to predict. I also decided to only provide narratives for the teams that are fan-represented on SKA as to limit scrolling. To the picks! Arizona Cardinals – Quinnen Williams, DL, Alabama The Cardinals pass up a pretty sure thing…

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    SHATHIEF PRESENTS: MAKING THE NFL GREAT AGAIN

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    Let’s face it,.. The NFL has fallen victim to a generation of political correctness and cuckery. What was once a glorious game of goliaths, has turned into a league of flower picking sissies like Gubby. In an effort to decrease player safety, increase BIG HITS and pace of play, I have whipped up some new…

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    NFC East: Washington Redskins 3 Year Plan to Contend

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    By Mytee The Washington Redskins find themselves in a tough spot. A decent offensive line, with an aging, injury prone star, A decent stable of running backs, including a great third down back, a youngster with high upside coming off an ACL and possibly bringing back the immortal Adrian Peterson. Their tight ends are solid,…

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    K1’s NFC West Off-Season Preview: Part 2

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    This segment of the series will cover the Arizona Cardinals, and the 5 Time Superbowl Champion San Francisco 49ers. San Francisco 49ers: 4-12 3rd place in the NFC West. 1-5 vs the NFC West Reasons for Optimism: Realistically there is no way they end up with 17 players on IR in 2019. Going into the…

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    NFC East – Lazy Man’s Mock Draft

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    By Joey Esquire I am putting as little thought and effort into this as possible. I have literally run a draft simulation on Fanspeak and will just comment on the results. I didn’t actually make any of the picks. Round 1: 1. Arizona Cardinals – Nick Bosa, Edge, Ohio State 2. San Francisco 49ers –…

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    GOOD BOY PRESENTS: SKA NICKNAME INDEX PT. 2

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    HEY EVERYONE ITS THE TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN LETS SEE HOW EVERYONES PERSONAS HAVE EVOLVED   MFA: Germicide BKOB: Golden Hoboner Lisa: Margaret Snatcher Zippy: Peaches Bader: Leon Trollsky Tribe: Benus Nav: Ghodi Chad Vegas: Pfizer Baby Keal: The Spirituous Stalin Beaster: Beasiality Brew: Jew 30 HH: Bald Beagle Ancient: Derb Halos: Gaylos KZ:…

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    Frednesday: Call The Whole Band Together

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    So it’s been a long time since your Fred done left ya. Don’t worry he returns from his journey well rested. Here to pump SKA the old familiar way Barbed Insults, snide trolling: The spiked kool-aid family way. MotherKeal called me back into this light FPS Pray For Us, we toll the troll King tonight…

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    FJY PRESENTS: The Day I Saved Vegas’ Life

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    It was a hot and dusty day in Las Vegas, just like every other fucking day in that shithole, and I was wandering just off the strip, drunk out of my mind. As I walked along, I noticed something moving off in the distance. A quick glance showed me a sorrowful sight. I saw a…

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